Da nerf of doze hoomins!

First, da hoomins hafen't been letting us kitties out into da back yard
nearly as often as dey is supposed to. I hafen't had nearly enough
chances to do my Mighty Snow Cat-ly things.

Den, dey leafed us alone. Dey packed up dere bags and leafed da house
yesfurday to go up to Wiscatsin to help out Anti Ginny and dey leafed us
alone. Den, dey leafed Wiscatsin to come today but dey drifed into a
snowstorm and getted stuck. Now dey's spendin ANOFFUR night away from
home! Dey's in a liddle town called Maquoketa, and dey's checked in to a
motel dere and will drife home tomorrow. But dat measn dat us kitties
gots to spend anoffur night ALL ALONE!

It's a good fing dat dey leaved plenty of food an wadder our fur usses.
Now I'z gotta figger out whose shoes I is gonna pee in.

Ranger
THe Might Snow Cat kitten

We are just glad they are safe from the storm.
"Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" wrote in message
...
First, da hoomins hafen't been letting us kitties out into da back yard
nearly as often as dey is supposed to. I hafen't had nearly enough
chances to do my Mighty Snow Cat-ly things.

Den, dey leafed us alone. Dey packed up dere bags and leafed da house
yesfurday to go up to Wiscatsin to help out Anti Ginny and dey leafed us
alone. Den, dey leafed Wiscatsin to come today but dey drifed into a
snowstorm and getted stuck. Now dey's spendin ANOFFUR night away from
home! Dey's in a liddle town called Maquoketa, and dey's checked in to a
motel dere and will drife home tomorrow. But dat measn dat us kitties
gots to spend anoffur night ALL ALONE!

It's a good fing dat dey leaved plenty of food an wadder our fur usses.
Now I'z gotta figger out whose shoes I is gonna pee in.

Ranger
THe Might Snow Cat kitten

On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 19:19:36 -0600, Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney's
nimble, little paws typed:

First, da hoomins hafen't been letting us kitties out into da back yard
nearly as often as dey is supposed to. I hafen't had nearly enough
chances to do my Mighty Snow Cat-ly things.

Den, dey leafed us alone. Dey packed up dere bags and leafed da house
yesfurday to go up to Wiscatsin to help out Anti Ginny and dey leafed us
alone. Den, dey leafed Wiscatsin to come today but dey drifed into a
snowstorm and getted stuck. Now dey's spendin ANOFFUR night away from
home! Dey's in a liddle town called Maquoketa, and dey's checked in to a
motel dere and will drife home tomorrow. But dat measn dat us kitties
gots to spend anoffur night ALL ALONE!

It's a good fing dat dey leaved plenty of food an wadder our fur usses.
Now I'z gotta figger out whose shoes I is gonna pee in.

Ranger
THe Might Snow Cat kitten

Don't discriminate, Ranger. Pee in dem awl!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

12/22/2007 8:27:17 PM

On Dec 22, 8:27 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 19:19:36 -0600, Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney's
nimble, little paws typed:



First, da hoomins hafen't been letting us kitties out into da back yard
nearly as often as dey is supposed to. I hafen't had nearly enough
chances to do my Mighty Snow Cat-ly things.

Den, dey leafed us alone. Dey packed up dere bags and leafed da house
yesfurday to go up to Wiscatsin to help out Anti Ginny and dey leafed us
alone. Den, dey leafed Wiscatsin to come today but dey drifed into a
snowstorm and getted stuck. Now dey's spendin ANOFFUR night away from
home! Dey's in a liddle town called Maquoketa, and dey's checked in to a
motel dere and will drife home tomorrow. But dat measn dat us kitties
gots to spend anoffur night ALL ALONE!

It's a good fing dat dey leaved plenty of food an wadder our fur usses.
Now I'z gotta figger out whose shoes I is gonna pee in.

Ranger
THe Might Snow Cat kitten

Don't discriminate, Ranger. Pee in dem awl!

Wurdz uv wizdom indood. Anna ter up sum charez ann stuff wile yoo r at
it. R meowmie iss at wurk all day anna all NITE butted Uncl Bill issa
aroun, so da serviss is onee horribl.

Mme Anais, yoo iss furry wize anna subtul.

Missy, Hisser at Hoomins

--


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

12/22/2007 8:27:17 PM

On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 17:52:05 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Wurdz uv wizdom indood. Anna ter up sum charez ann stuff wile yoo r at
it. R meowmie iss at wurk all day anna all NITE butted Uncl Bill issa
aroun, so da serviss is onee horribl.

Mme Anais, yoo iss furry wize anna subtul.

Missy, Hisser at Hoomins

Why fangu, Missy! Y'kno itz diffikult to keep owr hoomanz in line...
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

12/22/2007 11:15:48 PM

juzt pee in bof, den you won't akuzed of dizkriminatin, Trudi, equal
oppertunity peer,
Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney wrote in message
...
First, da hoomins hafen't been letting us kitties out into da back yard
nearly as often as dey is supposed to. I hafen't had nearly enough
chances to do my Mighty Snow Cat-ly things.

Den, dey leafed us alone. Dey packed up dere bags and leafed da house
yesfurday to go up to Wiscatsin to help out Anti Ginny and dey leafed us
alone. Den, dey leafed Wiscatsin to come today but dey drifed into a
snowstorm and getted stuck. Now dey's spendin ANOFFUR night away from
home! Dey's in a liddle town called Maquoketa, and dey's checked in to a
motel dere and will drife home tomorrow. But dat measn dat us kitties
gots to spend anoffur night ALL ALONE!

It's a good fing dat dey leaved plenty of food an wadder our fur usses.
Now I'z gotta figger out whose shoes I is gonna pee in.

Ranger
THe Might Snow Cat kitten

gud wifekitty, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Dec 2007 19:19:36 -0600, Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney's
nimble, little paws typed:

First, da hoomins hafen't been letting us kitties out into da back yard
nearly as often as dey is supposed to. I hafen't had nearly enough
chances to do my Mighty Snow Cat-ly things.

Den, dey leafed us alone. Dey packed up dere bags and leafed da house
yesfurday to go up to Wiscatsin to help out Anti Ginny and dey leafed us
alone. Den, dey leafed Wiscatsin to come today but dey drifed into a
snowstorm and getted stuck. Now dey's spendin ANOFFUR night away from
home! Dey's in a liddle town called Maquoketa, and dey's checked in to a
motel dere and will drife home tomorrow. But dat measn dat us kitties
gots to spend anoffur night ALL ALONE!

It's a good fing dat dey leaved plenty of food an wadder our fur usses.
Now I'z gotta figger out whose shoes I is gonna pee in.

Ranger
THe Might Snow Cat kitten

Don't discriminate, Ranger. Pee in dem awl!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

12/22/2007 8:27:17 PM