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Old April 24th 11, 05:33 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
wafflycat[_3_]
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Waffles & Francis heer. Weeze nottid been heer fur awile.

*glairz offur eefil attid hoomin*

But weez cawlin in fur a kwik hello anna sum newz.

A wile ago, Marble went tew da Bridj. He waz ill wiffur a hart problim anna
da tyme kame wen Meowmie anna TED hadda gif Marble safe and gentil passij
tew da Bridj. Meowmie held Marble inna hur armz fur da lastid tyme anna she
shed manee teerz. Marbil waz fynillee placed inna gardin, by da bankz offur
da streem, weer he spendid much tyme eyein up da trowtz. Meowmie haz
planttid an apple tree anna rose bushiz (variety: Tawny Tiger), fur Marble.

Uffur fingz in life awlrite. Weeze gottid henz inna gardin, anna dey gifz
Meowmie eggz. Francis iz in luff wiv da henz

(Waffles: itz purrthetik da way Francis goze awl softie rownd da henz.. he
eetz da hen fud anna haz bin noen tew nap inna hen howse)

Waffles, mine own self, iz purrfekt, az awlwayz. a fakt iz a .. matyewur
ladycat offur manee yeerz meenz iz in mine purrime. Howeffur, tiz troo dat
mowziez mor gummid tew deff rafur dan fanggid, deeze dayz..

Da hoominz... deyz still da same anna unimpurrtinit, nachroolee.

Purrs, Waffles anna Francis


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Old April 24th 11, 05:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
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Meow, Waffles & Francis!

Welcome back to rpcc! We've missed yourownselves.

We are furry sorry to hear about Mr. Marble. May his memfury be a
blessing.

You might rememfur usses. I am Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Chief Torbie In
Residence; and here are my cousin cats, Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of
Catmerica and his sisfur Miss Tina Marie of the Maine Coon Patrol. Do
you want to teleport to Jamaica and drink rum and do the limbo with
usses? We're there but we're not meowing furry much because our
typist, Debby, is writing a term paper.

Spokes kitty for her house,
Lilith Kitten Mahoney, SOC
Chief Torbie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty
Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse & Purr Therapist
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Old April 24th 11, 06:19 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
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Meow, Waffles & Francis!

Welcome back to rpcc! We've missed yourownselves.

We are furry sorry to hear about Mr. Marble. May his memfury be a
blessing.

You might rememfur usses. I am Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Chief Torbie In
Residence; and here are my cousin cats, Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of
Catmerica and his sisfur Miss Tina Marie of the Maine Coon Patrol. Do
you want to teleport to Jamaica and drink rum and do the limbo with
usses? We're there but we're not meowing furry much because our
typist, Debby, is writing a term paper.

Spokes kitty for her house,
Lilith Kitten Mahoney, SOC
Chief Torbie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty
Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse & Purr Therapist


Fangu, weeze rememfur yew awl! Weeze bin enjoyin da unyewshulee hottid
wefurr owefur heer. Itz bin hottur dan da sowf offur Furranz! Sew weeze bin
sowkin up da rayz inna gardin, onna bankz offur streem, eyein up da fisheez.


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Old April 27th 11, 12:06 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
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On Apr 24, 1:19*pm, "wafflycat" wrote:
"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message

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Meow, Waffles & Francis!


Welcome back to rpcc! *We've missed yourownselves.


We are furry sorry to hear about Mr. Marble. *May his memfury be a
blessing.


You might rememfur usses. *I am Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Chief Torbie In
Residence; and here are my cousin cats, Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of
Catmerica and his sisfur Miss Tina Marie of the Maine Coon Patrol. *Do
you want to teleport to Jamaica and drink rum and do the limbo with
usses? *We're there but we're not meowing furry much because our
typist, Debby, is writing a term paper.


Spokes kitty for her house,
Lilith Kitten Mahoney, SOC
Chief Torbie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty
Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse & Purr Therapist


Fangu, weeze *rememfur yew awl! Weeze bin enjoyin da unyewshulee hottid
wefurr owefur heer. Itz bin hottur dan da sowf offur Furranz! Sew weeze bin
sowkin up da rayz inna gardin, onna bankz offur streem, eyein up da fisheez.


Have you been hunting?

Lilith Kitten Mahoney
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Old April 24th 11, 06:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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we iz beree gwad ursefz camed fura bizit, OEJ, wafin
"wafflycat" wrote in message
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Waffles & Francis heer. Weeze nottid been heer fur awile.

*glairz offur eefil attid hoomin*

But weez cawlin in fur a kwik hello anna sum newz.

A wile ago, Marble went tew da Bridj. He waz ill wiffur a hart problim
anna da tyme kame wen Meowmie anna TED hadda gif Marble safe and gentil
passij tew da Bridj. Meowmie held Marble inna hur armz fur da lastid tyme
anna she shed manee teerz. Marbil waz fynillee placed inna gardin, by da
bankz offur da streem, weer he spendid much tyme eyein up da trowtz.
Meowmie haz planttid an apple tree anna rose bushiz (variety: Tawny
Tiger), fur Marble.

Uffur fingz in life awlrite. Weeze gottid henz inna gardin, anna dey gifz
Meowmie eggz. Francis iz in luff wiv da henz

(Waffles: itz purrthetik da way Francis goze awl softie rownd da henz.. he
eetz da hen fud anna haz bin noen tew nap inna hen howse)

Waffles, mine own self, iz purrfekt, az awlwayz. a fakt iz a .. matyewur
ladycat offur manee yeerz meenz iz in mine purrime. Howeffur, tiz troo dat
mowziez mor gummid tew deff rafur dan fanggid, deeze dayz..

Da hoominz... deyz still da same anna unimpurrtinit, nachroolee.

Purrs, Waffles anna Francis



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Old April 24th 11, 06:20 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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we iz beree gwad ursefz camed fura bizit, OEJ, wafin


Fangu anna wayfuin bak attid OEJ



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Old April 24th 11, 07:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Apr 24, 12:33*pm, "wafflycat" wrote:
Waffles & Francis heer. Weeze nottid been heer fur awile.

*glairz offur eefil attid hoomin*

But weez cawlin in fur a kwik hello anna sum newz.

A wile ago, Marble went tew da Bridj. He waz ill wiffur a hart problim anna
da tyme kame wen Meowmie anna TED hadda gif Marble safe and gentil passij
tew da Bridj. Meowmie held Marble inna hur armz fur da lastid tyme anna she
shed manee teerz. Marbil waz fynillee placed inna gardin, by da bankz offur
da streem, weer he spendid much tyme eyein up da trowtz. Meowmie haz
planttid an apple tree anna rose bushiz (variety: Tawny Tiger), fur Marble.


Diss is sad gnus butted yoor mommie hass da sensitivitude ob a kitty-
cat. Da Marble will be happee at da Brij, gnowing dat his remanes ar
neer his troutfish.


Uffur fingz in life awlrite. Weeze gottid henz inna gardin, anna dey gifz
Meowmie eggz. Francis iz in luff wiv da henz


Have Francis allus bin BIZAR? Hens is gnice companee, or Wascal sez so
an I beleev him but falling in LUV wiff dem?

(Waffles: itz purrthetik da way Francis goze awl softie rownd da henz.. he
eetz da hen fud anna haz bin noen tew nap inna hen howse)

Waffles, mine own self, iz purrfekt, az awlwayz. a fakt iz a .. matyewur
ladycat offur manee yeerz meenz iz in mine purrime. Howeffur, tiz troo dat
mowziez mor gummid tew deff rafur dan fanggid, deeze dayz..


R Teef ar a problum tootoo.

Da hoominz... deyz still da same anna unimpurrtinit, nachroolee.


Ob KORSE.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for Houses Coan an Reich
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Old April 26th 11, 11:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
wafflycat[_3_]
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"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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snippitee-shredded...

Diss is sad gnus butted yoor mommie hass da sensitivitude ob a kitty-
cat. Da Marble will be happee at da Brij, gnowing dat his remanes ar
neer his troutfish.


Uffur fingz in life awlrite. Weeze gottid henz inna gardin, anna dey gifz
Meowmie eggz. Francis iz in luff wiv da henz


Have Francis allus bin BIZAR? Hens is gnice companee, or Wascal sez so
an I beleev him but falling in LUV wiff dem?



Waffles heer. Francis is furry stranj. He eetz da hen fud, he rollz abowt
onna grownd next tew da henz, flashin hiz *bitz* attid dem.. Uggh - itz
purrfetik, reelee.




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Old April 24th 11, 07:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M[_3_]
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Hihi!
I yam nottid shur iffin yuz kno me, I yam Pit2oona AKA Sweetee.
Mine RB Sisfurr, Dyna MO/Mite iz frendz wiff Marble attid da Bridge.
Mine meowwmeee rememfurrz yu fondlee.
I hab inbentid Mousesikulz© an Micekreem©.
Du kum bak mooor offin...
Pit2nya

"wafflycat" wrote in message
...
Waffles & Francis heer. Weeze nottid been heer fur awile.

*glairz offur eefil attid hoomin*

But weez cawlin in fur a kwik hello anna sum newz.

A wile ago, Marble went tew da Bridj. He waz ill wiffur a hart problim
anna da tyme kame wen Meowmie anna TED hadda gif Marble safe and
gentil passij tew da Bridj. Meowmie held Marble inna hur armz fur da
lastid tyme anna she shed manee teerz. Marbil waz fynillee placed inna
gardin, by da bankz offur da streem, weer he spendid much tyme eyein
up da trowtz. Meowmie haz planttid an apple tree anna rose bushiz
(variety: Tawny Tiger), fur Marble.

Uffur fingz in life awlrite. Weeze gottid henz inna gardin, anna dey
gifz Meowmie eggz. Francis iz in luff wiv da henz

(Waffles: itz purrthetik da way Francis goze awl softie rownd da
henz.. he eetz da hen fud anna haz bin noen tew nap inna hen howse)

Waffles, mine own self, iz purrfekt, az awlwayz. a fakt iz a ..
matyewur ladycat offur manee yeerz meenz iz in mine purrime. Howeffur,
tiz troo dat mowziez mor gummid tew deff rafur dan fanggid, deeze
dayz..

Da hoominz... deyz still da same anna unimpurrtinit, nachroolee.

Purrs, Waffles anna Francis




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Old April 24th 11, 07:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Sylvia M" wrote in message
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Hihi!
I yam nottid shur iffin yuz kno me, I yam Pit2oona AKA Sweetee.
Mine RB Sisfurr, Dyna MO/Mite iz frendz wiff Marble attid da Bridge.
Mine meowwmeee rememfurrz yu fondlee.
I hab inbentid Mousesikulz© an Micekreem©.
Du kum bak mooor offin...
Pit2nya


Offur cors weese rememfur yew anna yor Meowmie!
Anna weese rememfur yor sisfur tew...
*wayffez*

:3)))~
((((


 




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