Da purrpuss uv kichenz

We iz havin a disagreemint wif da sekkaterry over whut da kichen iz fur. We
fingkz it iz a place to keep kittee fudz and kittee dishez. We iz OK wif da
sekkaterry keepin sum uv herown fudz dere, too, az long az dey duznt take up
too much rum.

Howefur, da sekkaterry fingkz dat da kichen iz mostly fur hoomin fudz an
dishez, wif juss a little area in da kabnit an frigelator set aside fur
kittee stuff. Dis iz kleerlee ridikulus, but we duznt kno how to splain it
to her. Whut duz yoo kitteez fingk?

Sundance

owrz howze 'greez wif ursef anna ourown sisfur... howsoefur, in deze kurint
'rangimints, we iznot komplainin too muc beclawz da cold box ix smaller dan
da hoominz iz usta anna da rezt of da food fixin area iz so small da soft
anna furee kant fit init at da same timez, a kitty takez derown life in
derown paw when twinta inspetigate sum fud smell, OEJ
"Sundance" wrote in message
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We iz havin a disagreemint wif da sekkaterry over whut da kichen iz fur.
We fingkz it iz a place to keep kittee fudz and kittee dishez. We iz OK
wif da sekkaterry keepin sum uv herown fudz dere, too, az long az dey
duznt take up too much rum.

Howefur, da sekkaterry fingkz dat da kichen iz mostly fur hoomin fudz an
dishez, wif juss a little area in da kabnit an frigelator set aside fur
kittee stuff. Dis iz kleerlee ridikulus, but we duznt kno how to splain it
to her. Whut duz yoo kitteez fingk?

Sundance

On Tue, 02 Nov 2010 15:09:14 -0700, Sundance wrote:

We iz havin a disagreemint wif da sekkaterry over whut da kichen iz fur.
We fingkz it iz a place to keep kittee fudz and kittee dishez. We iz OK
wif da sekkaterry keepin sum uv herown fudz dere, too, az long az dey
duznt take up too much rum.

Howefur, da sekkaterry fingkz dat da kichen iz mostly fur hoomin fudz an
dishez, wif juss a little area in da kabnit an frigelator set aside fur
kittee stuff. Dis iz kleerlee ridikulus, but we duznt kno how to splain
it to her. Whut duz yoo kitteez fingk?

Sundance

I agree wif you 100 furcent. Da kitchen is primarily fur takin care of
kitty needz, and mebbe hoomin needs if it duzn't interfer wif kitty needz.

Herez what I do to hep remind da hoomins of doze fings:
When mine Paw gets up in da morning him has to let da Dog out cuz her
iz so dumm dat her will pee on da floor if him duzn't. Den him brings
her in and feeds her so her will be busy eating an won't bother durin
da next step. Then, I come in to da kitchen an him picks me up an puts
me on da counter. Next, he washes an dries all ub da kitty dishes, and
I help him an watch him to be sure he do it right (him is kinda careless
sometimes). Den him opens a can of gooshy food and divides it between da
kitty dishes, an I hep him wif dat too. Den I eat mine breakfast on da
counter while him takes da offur kitty dishes downstairs to da kitty
bedroom fur da offur kitties.

I figger it's mine job to allez help him wif da kitty breakfasts, so
dat him nefer furgets dat da kitties is the rightful owners of da
kitchen.

Harri Roadcat

On Tue, 2 Nov 2010 15:09:14 -0700, "Sundance" wrote:

We iz havin a disagreemint wif da sekkaterry over whut da kichen iz fur. We
fingkz it iz a place to keep kittee fudz and kittee dishez. We iz OK wif da
sekkaterry keepin sum uv herown fudz dere, too, az long az dey duznt take up
too much rum.

Howefur, da sekkaterry fingkz dat da kichen iz mostly fur hoomin fudz an
dishez, wif juss a little area in da kabnit an frigelator set aside fur
kittee stuff. Dis iz kleerlee ridikulus, but we duznt kno how to splain it
to her. Whut duz yoo kitteez fingk?

Sundance


sekretaris need a small fudz butted wee needs bigbig gudgud fudz.
sekertari shudd haff one shelff an dats it.
beauty who goes onto all the shelffs

Pa duz awl da kukking in owr kichen, cuz meomwie kan kuk no moar. Him is uh
gudgud kuk.
Hee gibbs usses ham n stuff fur treetz.
Wee gitz owr fudz in da lawndry reum. Beef in da morningh n chikkm at nite.
ai hurk upp da kibblez, but Pooky Kat n Pipps wike dem da bestest. Sqweex
wuntz sum but ai tri n git dem, but mommy sez 'yew will hurk den', sew ai
eet da kanned fudz. ai gezz ai hab uh funnee tummy. mrrrrrrrrrrrt. Luffz
Mosey

On Tue, 2 Nov 2010 15:09:14 -0700, Sundance's
nimble, little paws typed:

We iz havin a disagreemint wif da sekkaterry over whut da kichen iz fur. We
fingkz it iz a place to keep kittee fudz and kittee dishez. We iz OK wif da
sekkaterry keepin sum uv herown fudz dere, too, az long az dey duznt take up
too much rum.

Howefur, da sekkaterry fingkz dat da kichen iz mostly fur hoomin fudz an
dishez, wif juss a little area in da kabnit an frigelator set aside fur
kittee stuff. Dis iz kleerlee ridikulus, but we duznt kno how to splain it
to her. Whut duz yoo kitteez fingk?

Sundance

I abreez wif dis, an mine hooman must too. Since
hez fownd a noo toona pwace, I haff da whole
kitchen to mineseff 23 howrz a day!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

11/2/2010 7:06:49 PM

howdit!!! yourown hoomin shuld be in dr kukin fur yourownsef, Storrmmee
"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
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On Tue, 2 Nov 2010 15:09:14 -0700, Sundance's
nimble, little paws typed:

We iz havin a disagreemint wif da sekkaterry over whut da kichen iz fur.
We
fingkz it iz a place to keep kittee fudz and kittee dishez. We iz OK wif
da
sekkaterry keepin sum uv herown fudz dere, too, az long az dey duznt take
up
too much rum.

Howefur, da sekkaterry fingkz dat da kichen iz mostly fur hoomin fudz an
dishez, wif juss a little area in da kabnit an frigelator set aside fur
kittee stuff. Dis iz kleerlee ridikulus, but we duznt kno how to splain
it
to her. Whut duz yoo kitteez fingk?

Sundance

I abreez wif dis, an mine hooman must too. Since
hez fownd a noo toona pwace, I haff da whole
kitchen to mineseff 23 howrz a day!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

11/2/2010 7:06:49 PM

On Nov 2, 5:09*pm, "Sundance" wrote:
We iz havin a disagreemint wif da sekkaterry over whut da kichen iz fur. We
fingkz it iz a place to keep kittee fudz and kittee dishez. We iz OK wif da
sekkaterry keepin sum uv herown fudz dere, too, az long az dey duznt take up
too much rum.

Howefur, da sekkaterry fingkz dat da kichen iz mostly fur hoomin fudz an
dishez, wif juss a little area in da kabnit an frigelator set aside fur
kittee stuff. Dis iz kleerlee ridikulus, but we duznt kno how to splain it
to her. Whut duz yoo kitteez fing

Wee got furry widdle rume in r kitchum. Da storuje place hole kitty-
fudz an doggy-fudz and sum hoomin fudz aroun da edges. Butted da FLORE
spaze is limited and Uncl Bill and Mommy Micky cannot wok aroun in
itseff at da same thyme. Still, wile it iz r kitchum da hoomins haff
to preforum dere designatud chors and stuff, sew wee let dem moff
aroun wiffout insisin on r rite ub weigh.

Mommy Micki putted sum byootiful chickum on da couner for Missy an me.
She ast Uncl Bill if he wanned to tak sum up to WooToo and we dint
mine beclaws shee is r fren butted Uncl Bill sez WooToo onlee wike
kibbl. No counting for tace. Sew wee eeted hers tootoo.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY WUN

23 hourz a dai, whut gud duz dat du if you gotted no fumbz ta open da kanz
wiff. O T wondering how this is an advantage.
"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
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On Tue, 2 Nov 2010 15:09:14 -0700, Sundance's
nimble, little paws typed:

We iz havin a disagreemint wif da sekkaterry over whut da kichen iz fur.
We
fingkz it iz a place to keep kittee fudz and kittee dishez. We iz OK wif
da
sekkaterry keepin sum uv herown fudz dere, too, az long az dey duznt take
up
too much rum.

Howefur, da sekkaterry fingkz dat da kichen iz mostly fur hoomin fudz an
dishez, wif juss a little area in da kabnit an frigelator set aside fur
kittee stuff. Dis iz kleerlee ridikulus, but we duznt kno how to splain
it
to her. Whut duz yoo kitteez fingk?

Sundance

I abreez wif dis, an mine hooman must too. Since
hez fownd a noo toona pwace, I haff da whole
kitchen to mineseff 23 howrz a day!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

11/2/2010 7:06:49 PM

On Nov 2, 11:53*pm, "Granby" wrote:
23 hourz a dai, whut gud duz dat du if you gotted no fumbz ta open da kanz
wiff. *O T wondering how this is an advantage.

Well waxing nostaljik yoo cud allus kaNOK a lofe ob bred off da
couner and den yoor trussy doggy cood ter da rapper off ub itted an
yoo cud all eet up da bred. Wee use ta do dat wiff da Konrad.

light bulb goes off over head

WOW. I cood dew dat wiff Ms. Hethur dog. Shee wood open dem rappers.

Ms. Piglett, wood yoons an yoor housefrens wike too come over four sum
bred an a bisit laterer?

--
Wascal