Cat's view of G-d

On the first day of creation, G-d created Cat.

On the second day, G-d created Man to serve Cat.

On the third day, G-d created all the animals of earth to serve as potential
food for Cat.

On the fourth day, G-d created honest toil so Man could labor for the good
of Cat.

On the fifth day, G-d created the sparkle ball so Cat might or might not
play with it.

On the sixth day, G-d created veterinary science to keep Cat healthy and Man
broke.

On the seventh day, G-d tried to rest, but He had to clean the litterbox.

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Cliologist, Philanthropologist, Prothonotary Wibbler, Paleoconservative,
Surface Warrior Squid