Da Crooze beginz!

[Rebecca enters and joins Anaïs.]

Hihi, Anaïs. Whut kan yoo rekummend az a pik-me-up? Yesfurday I had da
indignitee uv bein taked to da TED, hoo did da yooshooal unspeekabul fingz
to myownself, an I iz feelin a liddle shaked up frum dat.

Haz yoo seed Hercule arown?

Rebecca

Piglett greets the new arrivals. Glad u kud kom wiff uz. Dont be nerfous
if u iz here efferyone knows u iza a fren. Da mancats wudent let anyone in
diz plaze dat wuzent a fren.
"Amelia" wrote in message
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On Mon, 21 Feb 2011 09:00:07 -0600, Amelia wrote:

[From her table Amelia hears the sound of whispering from behind the
potted plant outside the entrance to the lounge. She goes out to
investigate and find two skunks hiding behind the plant talking.]

"We can't go in there, we'z skunks an dey's all kitties."

"Yes, but we've partied with them before and they've all been cool."

"But there are new kitties in there. They won't like us."

"Sure dey will!"

[Not wanting to spy, Amelia steps around the plant and speaks up.]

Pepe, Gigi, how good to see you! It's been ages. I'm so glad you were
able to join us on this adventure. Come sit at my table, I've got lots of
friends there, some of whom you know and some who would love to meet you.

[The two skunks follow Amelia nervously.]

Everybody, I'd like to introduce Pepe and Gigi. They have been on other
adventures with us, and they are great friends. Pepe, Gigi, how would
you like some sushi?

Fangu. We haf gone on 'ventures wif da Community before, but we bof
sometimes get kinda shy. Being skunks an all, a lot of aminals duznt'
really to haf us around. But every time we've been wif the Community you
haf all made us feel welcome.

Pepe da skunk

[Rebecca sees the two skunks]

Pepe an Gigi, nice to see yurselvez agin! How haz yoo bin?

Rebecca

"Community Cats" wrote in message
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Fangu. We haf gone on 'ventures wif da Community before, but we bof
sometimes get kinda shy. Being skunks an all, a lot of aminals duznt'
really to haf us around. But every time we've been wif the Community you
haf all made us feel welcome.

Pepe da skunk

On Wed, 23 Feb 2011 10:00:51 -0800, Rebecca wrote:

[Rebecca sees the two skunks]

Pepe an Gigi, nice to see yurselvez agin! How haz yoo bin?

Rebecca

We haf been fine, fangu. We'z been keeping busy on da island wif Jocko an
Big Mama. Dere are hoomins who keep trying to camp in Big Mama's 'nip
fields, and if Big Mama isn't around to skare dem off we do it for her.
Dat's been keeping us purrty busy. An da rain out in Catifurnia has been
gettin kind of old, but at least our home is nice an dry an warm. But dis
trip to a nice, warm, dry island will be nice!

Pepe

"Community Cats" wrote in message
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On Wed, 23 Feb 2011 10:00:51 -0800, Rebecca wrote:

[Rebecca sees the two skunks]

Pepe an Gigi, nice to see yurselvez agin! How haz yoo bin?

Rebecca

We haf been fine, fangu. We'z been keeping busy on da island wif Jocko
an
Big Mama. Dere are hoomins who keep trying to camp in Big Mama's 'nip
fields, and if Big Mama isn't around to skare dem off we do it for
her.
Dat's been keeping us purrty busy. An da rain out in Catifurnia has
been
gettin kind of old, but at least our home is nice an dry an warm. But
dis
trip to a nice, warm, dry island will be nice!

Pepe

Heelo uhgin, Pepe an Gigi
Nice tu see ya boff uhgin.
I didn't yu kno dat yu lifft in Cattyfurnya tuu,
Datz twu tingz we hab in commun, Cattyfurnya an bein Blak an Wite.
I tink yuz ar marked sooo artiztikkulee.
--
Pitô.ônya

Heelo uhgin, Pepe an Gigi
Nice tu see ya boff uhgin.
I didn't yu kno dat yu lifft in Cattyfurnya tuu, Datz twu tingz we hab
in commun, Cattyfurnya an bein Blak an Wite. I tink yuz ar marked sooo
artiztikkulee.

Hello, Miz 'toonya. Yep, we live on Catalina Island wif Jocko da diving
cat an Big Mama da panther.

Your black an white coloring is quite 'ttractif too.

Gigi

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[Rebecca sees the two skunks]

Pepe an Gigi, nice to see yurselvez agin! How haz yoo bin?

Rebecca

We haf been fine, fangu. We'z been keeping busy on da island wif Jocko an
Big Mama. Dere are hoomins who keep trying to camp in Big Mama's 'nip
fields, and if Big Mama isn't around to skare dem off we do it for her.
Dat's been keeping us purrty busy. An da rain out in Catifurnia has been
gettin kind of old, but at least our home is nice an dry an warm. But dis
trip to a nice, warm, dry island will be nice!
Pepe

Mosey gitz up frum his taybul, alung wif his wink,MeOwy, , n goze ovur tew
were Amelia n hur frendz r sytingh, *He winkz at Pipps hoo iz sytingh dere
wiff Ranger*
Mosey: oh hai Pepe n Gigi, ai dunt gnow iffen yoo remembur meh ur gnot but
ai remumbur yew boff..mai introduse yoo tew mai bootiful noo wink MeOwy, n
wee gotted winked wast Septfembur. Mosey putz uh arm uhrown Pipps n
introduses hur az hiz neece, Et iz sew nise tew see yerownselfz ugin n yoo
r dewing gud hulping protext da nip feeldz frum doze hoominz. yeUP.
*pointz* Ovur dere at mai taybul iz PookyKat, hiz wink Sqweex, n BobQat n
Mimzy, (majikal whimsy qatz frum Qat Island) 'awl da kittiez wav at Pepe n
Gigi'
nise tew see yew boff ugin. ai wyl hab sum fudz ported ovur tew were Big
Mama n Jocko are.. datz unly fayre..yeUP
*Mosey returndz tew hiz taybul...happee) Doze skunkz r sew nise, he telz
dem..dey awl smyle.

Mosey: Um, Short-tail Tom, ai dunt gnow wat uh kyotee iz, uh big dawg fing?
ai wooked n sum uff dem r meen, n sum r nise? wull et iz gud dat yew r
hulping dem. yeUP
Yew hab mai admurashun fur dat.


"Short-tail Tom"


oej sitz qweetlee for a mnute den herown eyez getz berre big... I
figured ursef waz buzee butted i iz impurressed dat ursef efin hepd da
kyoteez, OEJ

Most ub dem are mean an nasty, but sum ub dem was nice an polite an asked
us to help, so we did. I'z not too suprised dat bof ub da nice ones was
girls.

An I figger after da bad weather goes away da ones we helped will mebbe
help da udder ones learn to not be mean to kitties.

STTom

PookyKat whizpurz tew hiz wink Sqweex, : oh wook, ai am uh vury hansum tuxie
tew, dunt yew funk? Sqweex: Yezz deer, yew r vury hansum, wiff yer shiny
bwak n wite kote, yer fase iz awl bwak, n yoo hab sutch booriful yelow ize,
n dat wai ai luvz yew..

TV hadda bateman mazk, wiffa white shawl. mine whole face iz purtee bwack,
i lukz purtee shorthaired butted it iz longer dan juzt short butted it layz
beree kloze to minesef, Trudi

I yam uh tuxie tuu. I yam uh sorta longish hayer,
sorta-blak-wiff-sorta-gray tuxie eiff uh batman mazk.
Mine Sunnydance iz Ornj, but we kompliment eetsh udder.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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i hope herself iz better soon alzo, i thinkz it wuld be kule ta date a
matchin tuxido kitty
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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Datz Berry catsidurite ov yu. I du hope dat hur getz betterer suun,
lyke b-furr da kruze iz offurr.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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i know, i iz hopin dat hizown sekataree juzt didn't type hizown anzwer,
she haz beened sik so i willz wate a while, Trudi, hugz herown furnd
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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(Pit2nya offurheerz Trudi'z konfurrsayshun)
Hunny, dere ar otha fishiez in da oshun.
Da Singles Lizt wuz da longizt, ya kno.
An yu luuk gorjiss! Enny man/boy kittee shud be inchantid!
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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now dat one iz gud, Soft nefur bringed uses anee wif fishee eggz, but
she haz bringed uses eel anna oktapuz,

Trudi leanz furwurd to herown furnd... I guezz i izn't az traktif az
i thinked, i sended jack gordon dat inbitashun fur dinner an himz
nefer sayed or sended minsef a not ta say he wanted ta eat wif
minesef,

Trudi
"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
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On Fri, 11 Feb 2011 19:47:10 -0500, Mme. Anaïs
Lachatte's nimble, little paws typed:

Meow, kitties!

I hopes dat you iz enjoyink da sooshis an
sasheemiz! Herez a piksu

http://www.smurgle.net/anais/Party_2010.html

Da sooshi bar is here for yoo to snak durink da
cocktail pawty, but az delishious az it is, don't
stuff yurseffs beclawz we is habing a sit-down
dinner in da dinkink room later!And da eggsekutiff
cheff wood wike to make an annownsement:

[A slender cat in white toque and coat and
checkered trousers strides in]

Miaou, chats et chatons!

To welcome yourseffs to zee krooze, I haff
pwepawed a luffly dinner for tonight. Zo wet me
tell yoo 'bowt what I haff pwepawed: Zee oktopus
eez tender, and gwilled Greek-style after beink
marinated in white wine, oregano and lemon juice;
zee oysterz are raw, on zee haff-shell wif lemon
an tobasco sauce on zee side; and zee crayfishees
are pwepawed cajun-style, hedz on in a spicy boil.
Fur zee main cawses zere eez 2 inch thick
veal-chops wif congac an black truffle sawse, zee
ducky-bird wif a Cointreau orange sawse, and
grilled red-snapper wif nip-butter and lemon!

We weel not be mofink into zee dinink room for
kwite sum time zo day you kitties can relaks and
socialize ober cocktails. Zee steward weel
annownce dinner, later! Enjoy yurseffs, and again,
welcome to zee MV Purrbearer!

Anaïs turns to Trudi: "Well dat sownds tasty,
duzzn't it?" With that one of Hiura's assistants
puts in front of them a plate of oval sushi,
wrapped in seaweed and topped with a selection of
fish eggs: Ikura, Masago, Tobiko and Uni. Anaïs
picks one up, and delicately eats it. Ummm,
delicious! She hands an Uni (flying fish) to
Trudi: Ummm, try one!

--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/21/2011 11:41:23 AM