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Ants, ants, ants and more ants
Meowmie's bin battlin an ant invasshiun. I hate dem. Meowmie laffs at
me, cuz I luk like ize walkin on hot coals wen da ants git on mi paws. Dum ants. Dey were gettin all my fud too. Buttid meowmie puttid da fud bowl in a glass pie dish wit sum wadder. Now da ants cant eat mineown fud. Snowflake |
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"Me" wrote in message ... Meowmie's bin battlin an ant invasshiun. I hate dem. Meowmie laffs at me, cuz I luk like ize walkin on hot coals wen da ants git on mi paws. Dum ants. Dey were gettin all my fud too. Buttid meowmie puttid da fud bowl in a glass pie dish wit sum wadder. Now da ants cant eat mineown fud. Snowflake Sowndz lyke yu gotz uh shmart meowmee. Whut ar antz? Dyna, deprift ov x-purrienze |
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Sylvia M. wrote: Sowndz lyke yu gotz uh shmart meowmee. Nah, jest desperet. Whut ar antz? Dunno. But watever dey ar dey tickle wen dey crawl all ofer me, and I don like dat at all. Deze furry furry tini, so ize don seez dem to avoid steppin on dem. Dyna, deprift ov x-purrienze Wud you like me to port sum antz over tu yu? Ize sure my meowmie wud be delited to git rid ov a bunch of dem (so wud I). Snowflake |
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Purroooffft!
Hi Hi HI! I likez antz! We haff manny manny ov dem inna da out an spezully onna da front walkin plaze for huminz dat goze round da side of da howseden to Grandma'z dekportch! Da walkin plaze iz like brikz wif groovs between de dem an datz wher da antz travvel to go frum da grass to da flowerbedz. I sitz onna da brikpart inna d sunshinez an watchez da antz in da krakz. Den I FOOFs at wun ant an it klimbz outta da krak an I eatz it! Den I FOOFs at anuzzer ant an it llimbz an I eatz it. An den anozzer wun an anozzer wun! Itz fun to du an da antz are tazty tangy gud gud snakx! Datz what I finkz. Chuggz an heddbumpz an a chomp onna da noze, GT On Wed, 13 Aug 2003 10:01:07 -0700, Me wrote: Meowmie's bin battlin an ant invasshiun. I hate dem. Meowmie laffs at me, cuz I luk like ize walkin on hot coals wen da ants git on mi paws. Dum ants. Dey were gettin all my fud too. Buttid meowmie puttid da fud bowl in a glass pie dish wit sum wadder. Now da ants cant eat mineown fud. Snowflake - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Fur Conspiracy: Mr. T.S. Eliot (VC), Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger, Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose [Edit it to make it work.] |
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The Fur Conspiracy wrote: Den I FOOFs at wun ant an it klimbz outta da krak an I eatz it! Den I FOOFs at anuzzer ant an it llimbz an I eatz it. An den anozzer wun an anozzer wun! Itz fun to du an da antz are tazty tangy gud gud snakx! Datz what I finkz. Chuggz an heddbumpz an a chomp onna da noze, GT Yu EETS antz?? Amazed, with very wide eyes, Snowflake |
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On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 08:21:40 -0700, Me wrote:
The Fur Conspiracy wrote: Den I FOOFs at wun ant an it klimbz outta da krak an I eatz it! Den I FOOFs at anuzzer ant an it llimbz an I eatz it. [shredded] Chuggz an heddbumpz an a chomp onna da noze, GT Yu EETS antz?? Amazed, with very wide eyes, Snowflake Yes! I eatz dem. Yes! Da liddle redyy-browny wunz wich liv inna da grownd. Yes! Alzo sumtimez sum of da bigger wunz. Alzo I sumtimez eatz ozzer bugz like kikkadaz an grazhopperz. But not wurmz. Neffur wurmz. Not caterpigglez neether. Sumtimez moffz maybe. Chuggz, GT - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Fur Conspiracy: Mr. T.S. Eliot (VC), Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger, Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose [Edit it to make it work.] |
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Cory wrote: On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 16:23:19 -0400, The Fur Conspiracy said... On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 12:23:26 -0500, Cory wrote: On Wed, 13 Aug 2003 17:25:02 -0400, The Fur Conspiracy said... Purroooffft! [shreddificated] antz in da krakz. Den I FOOFs at wun ant an it klimbz outta da krak an I eatz it! Den I FOOFs at anuzzer ant an it llimbz an I eatz it. An den anozzer wun an anozzer wun! Itz fun to du an da antz are tazty tangy gud gud snakx! UB ~ What is FOOFing, GT?? Well wat it izz, I fink itizz, iz dat da furst cupple timez I didd it I gott duzt inna mine noze an sneefed an da ant got awl discomfuzzelated an skrambled outta da krakk an I ate dem. Den I dezided dat I cud juzt make FOOF like iff I waz sneefin an da ant wud anyhoo get discomfuzzelated an com outta da krakk an I cud eatz it. So wat I do now izz dat I just duz FOOF wenevver I dezidez I wantz a partikular ant an it sckarmblez outta da krakk. Datz wat it izz! Chuggz, GT Oh... --- A Nonny Moose Catfoozled Hoomin Bean We agree. We finks we needs a few more degrees of da educational sort befur weze kin figure dis one out. Snowflake |
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Cory wrote: Weez haz ANTZ ohfur heer now (I tink dey 'skayped frum Snowflake'z howse)! Yoo wanna 'port ohfur anna show mineownself yur FOOFing tekneek, GT?? --- Unca Cory Oh, Unca Cory, weze feels zo bad fur you. Dey haf left us, weze hazn't seen dem fur a whole week. Dat must be da 'mount of tyme it takez to git to yur house. Dey didn't skayp frum ar houze, weze kikked dem out. Buttid weze furgot to tell dem to leave rpcc houzes alone. Snowflake |
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hi, Hi, HI!!! Unca Cory!!!!!!!!
Juzt pu yur noze down wher da antz iz walkkin an purrtend dat yew juzt sniffeded sum blakpepperz, itz eazy mefinkz. Chuggz, GT On Tue, 26 Aug 2003 14:52:36 -0500, Cory wrote: On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 16:23:19 -0400, The Fur Conspiracy said... On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 12:23:26 -0500, Cory wrote: On Wed, 13 Aug 2003 17:25:02 -0400, The Fur Conspiracy said... Purroooffft! [shreddificated] antz in da krakz. Den I FOOFs at wun ant an it klimbz outta da krak an I eatz it! Den I FOOFs at anuzzer ant an it llimbz an I eatz it. An den anozzer wun an anozzer wun! Itz fun to du an da antz are tazty tangy gud gud snakx! UB ~ What is FOOFing, GT?? Well wat it izz, I fink itizz, iz dat da furst cupple timez I didd it I gott duzt inna mine noze an sneefed an da ant got awl discomfuzzelated an skrambled outta da krakk an I ate dem. Den I dezided dat I cud juzt make FOOF like iff I waz sneefin an da ant wud anyhoo get discomfuzzelated an com outta da krakk an I cud eatz it. So wat I do now izz dat I just duz FOOF wenevver I dezidez I wantz a partikular ant an it sckarmblez outta da krakk. Datz wat it izz! Chuggz, GT Weez haz ANTZ ohfur heer now (I tink dey 'skayped frum Snowflake'z howse)! Yoo wanna 'port ohfur anna show mineownself yur FOOFing tekneek, GT?? --- Unca Cory - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Fur Conspiracy: Mr. T.S. Eliot (VC), Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger, Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose [Edit it to make it work.] |
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We hope you beat the ants, Miss Violette
Me wrote in message ... Meowmie's bin battlin an ant invasshiun. I hate dem. Meowmie laffs at me, cuz I luk like ize walkin on hot coals wen da ants git on mi paws. Dum ants. Dey were gettin all my fud too. Buttid meowmie puttid da fud bowl in a glass pie dish wit sum wadder. Now da ants cant eat mineown fud. Snowflake |
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