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Old August 13th 03, 06:01 PM
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Meowmie's bin battlin an ant invasshiun. I hate dem. Meowmie laffs at
me, cuz I luk like ize walkin on hot coals wen da ants git on mi paws.
Dum ants. Dey were gettin all my fud too. Buttid meowmie puttid da fud
bowl in a glass pie dish wit sum wadder. Now da ants cant eat mineown fud.

Snowflake

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Old August 13th 03, 06:54 PM
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Meowmie's bin battlin an ant invasshiun. I hate dem. Meowmie laffs at
me, cuz I luk like ize walkin on hot coals wen da ants git on mi paws.
Dum ants. Dey were gettin all my fud too. Buttid meowmie puttid da fud
bowl in a glass pie dish wit sum wadder. Now da ants cant eat mineown fud.

Snowflake

Sowndz lyke yu gotz uh shmart meowmee.

Whut ar antz?

Dyna, deprift ov x-purrienze


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Old August 13th 03, 07:58 PM
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Sylvia M. wrote:

Sowndz lyke yu gotz uh shmart meowmee.


Nah, jest desperet.


Whut ar antz?


Dunno. But watever dey ar dey tickle wen dey crawl all ofer me, and I
don like dat at all. Deze furry furry tini, so ize don seez dem to avoid
steppin on dem.


Dyna, deprift ov x-purrienze



Wud you like me to port sum antz over tu yu? Ize sure my meowmie wud be
delited to git rid ov a bunch of dem (so wud I).

Snowflake

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Old August 13th 03, 10:25 PM
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Purroooffft!


Hi Hi HI!

I likez antz! We haff manny manny ov dem inna da out an spezully onna
da front walkin plaze for huminz dat goze round da side of da howseden
to Grandma'z dekportch! Da walkin plaze iz like brikz wif groovs
between de dem an datz wher da antz travvel to go frum da grass to da
flowerbedz. I sitz onna da brikpart inna d sunshinez an watchez da
antz in da krakz. Den I FOOFs at wun ant an it klimbz outta da krak
an I eatz it! Den I FOOFs at anuzzer ant an it llimbz an I eatz it.
An den anozzer wun an anozzer wun! Itz fun to du an da antz are tazty
tangy gud gud snakx!

Datz what I finkz.

Chuggz an heddbumpz an a chomp onna da noze,
GT



On Wed, 13 Aug 2003 10:01:07 -0700, Me wrote:

Meowmie's bin battlin an ant invasshiun. I hate dem. Meowmie laffs at
me, cuz I luk like ize walkin on hot coals wen da ants git on mi paws.
Dum ants. Dey were gettin all my fud too. Buttid meowmie puttid da fud
bowl in a glass pie dish wit sum wadder. Now da ants cant eat mineown fud.

Snowflake


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The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. T.S. Eliot (VC), Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger,
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]
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Old August 14th 03, 04:21 PM
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The Fur Conspiracy wrote:
Den I FOOFs at wun ant an it klimbz outta da krak
an I eatz it! Den I FOOFs at anuzzer ant an it llimbz an I eatz it.
An den anozzer wun an anozzer wun! Itz fun to du an da antz are tazty
tangy gud gud snakx!

Datz what I finkz.

Chuggz an heddbumpz an a chomp onna da noze,
GT


Yu EETS antz??

Amazed, with very wide eyes,

Snowflake

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Old August 14th 03, 09:13 PM
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On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 08:21:40 -0700, Me wrote:

The Fur Conspiracy wrote:
Den I FOOFs at wun ant an it klimbz outta da krak
an I eatz it! Den I FOOFs at anuzzer ant an it llimbz an I eatz it.
[shredded]

Chuggz an heddbumpz an a chomp onna da noze,
GT


Yu EETS antz??

Amazed, with very wide eyes,

Snowflake


Yes! I eatz dem. Yes! Da liddle redyy-browny wunz wich liv inna da
grownd. Yes! Alzo sumtimez sum of da bigger wunz.

Alzo I sumtimez eatz ozzer bugz like kikkadaz an grazhopperz. But not
wurmz. Neffur wurmz. Not caterpigglez neether. Sumtimez moffz
maybe.

Chuggz,
GT

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The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. T.S. Eliot (VC), Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger,
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]
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Old August 18th 03, 10:42 PM
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Cory wrote:
On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 16:23:19 -0400, The Fur Conspiracy said...

On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 12:23:26 -0500, Cory
wrote:


On Wed, 13 Aug 2003 17:25:02 -0400, The Fur Conspiracy said...

Purroooffft!
[shreddificated]
antz in da krakz. Den I FOOFs at wun ant an it klimbz outta da krak
an I eatz it! Den I FOOFs at anuzzer ant an it llimbz an I eatz it.
An den anozzer wun an anozzer wun! Itz fun to du an da antz are tazty
tangy gud gud snakx!

UB ~ What is FOOFing, GT??


Well wat it izz, I fink itizz, iz dat da furst cupple timez I didd it
I gott duzt inna mine noze an sneefed an da ant got awl
discomfuzzelated an skrambled outta da krakk an I ate dem. Den I
dezided dat I cud juzt make FOOF like iff I waz sneefin an da ant wud
anyhoo get discomfuzzelated an com outta da krakk an I cud eatz it.
So wat I do now izz dat I just duz FOOF wenevver I dezidez I wantz a
partikular ant an it sckarmblez outta da krakk. Datz wat it izz!

Chuggz,
GT



Oh...

--- A Nonny Moose Catfoozled Hoomin Bean


We agree. We finks we needs a few more degrees of da educational sort
befur weze kin figure dis one out.

Snowflake

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Old August 26th 03, 09:09 PM
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Cory wrote:


Weez haz ANTZ ohfur heer now (I tink dey 'skayped frum Snowflake'z
howse)! Yoo wanna 'port ohfur anna show mineownself yur FOOFing tekneek,
GT??

--- Unca Cory


Oh, Unca Cory, weze feels zo bad fur you. Dey haf left us, weze hazn't
seen dem fur a whole week. Dat must be da 'mount of tyme it takez to git
to yur house. Dey didn't skayp frum ar houze, weze kikked dem out.
Buttid weze furgot to tell dem to leave rpcc houzes alone.

Snowflake

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Old August 27th 03, 12:35 AM
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hi, Hi, HI!!! Unca Cory!!!!!!!!


Juzt pu yur noze down wher da antz iz walkkin an purrtend dat yew juzt
sniffeded sum blakpepperz, itz eazy mefinkz.

Chuggz,
GT


On Tue, 26 Aug 2003 14:52:36 -0500, Cory
wrote:

On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 16:23:19 -0400, The Fur Conspiracy said...
On Sat, 16 Aug 2003 12:23:26 -0500, Cory
wrote:

On Wed, 13 Aug 2003 17:25:02 -0400, The Fur Conspiracy said...
Purroooffft!
[shreddificated]
antz in da krakz. Den I FOOFs at wun ant an it klimbz outta da krak
an I eatz it! Den I FOOFs at anuzzer ant an it llimbz an I eatz it.
An den anozzer wun an anozzer wun! Itz fun to du an da antz are tazty
tangy gud gud snakx!

UB ~ What is FOOFing, GT??


Well wat it izz, I fink itizz, iz dat da furst cupple timez I didd it
I gott duzt inna mine noze an sneefed an da ant got awl
discomfuzzelated an skrambled outta da krakk an I ate dem. Den I
dezided dat I cud juzt make FOOF like iff I waz sneefin an da ant wud
anyhoo get discomfuzzelated an com outta da krakk an I cud eatz it.
So wat I do now izz dat I just duz FOOF wenevver I dezidez I wantz a
partikular ant an it sckarmblez outta da krakk. Datz wat it izz!

Chuggz,
GT


Weez haz ANTZ ohfur heer now (I tink dey 'skayped frum Snowflake'z
howse)! Yoo wanna 'port ohfur anna show mineownself yur FOOFing tekneek,
GT??

--- Unca Cory


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. T.S. Eliot (VC), Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger,
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]
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Old October 18th 03, 07:43 AM
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We hope you beat the ants, Miss Violette
Me wrote in message
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Meowmie's bin battlin an ant invasshiun. I hate dem. Meowmie laffs at
me, cuz I luk like ize walkin on hot coals wen da ants git on mi paws.
Dum ants. Dey were gettin all my fud too. Buttid meowmie puttid da fud
bowl in a glass pie dish wit sum wadder. Now da ants cant eat mineown fud.

Snowflake



 




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