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Old July 17th 05, 02:11 AM
Enfilade
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Smokey has had to deal with Meowmie and Paw occupying his couch all day
reading something called "Harry Potter." Smokey says he can write
better books than that, and here are the titles (And synopsis)

1. Hairy Poker and the Philosopher's Phone
Okay, this book is about a grey tomcat who is the Hairy Poker, an' his
Meowmie is always talking on the phone when she could be spending her
time petting him, so he hasta find a way to defeat the phone an' get
his Meowmie's attention.

2. Hairy Poker and the Chamber of Secrets
It's about what happens when the bathroom door is closed. Very
mysterious, very spooky, and has frightening scenes involving immersion
in water.

3. Hairy Poker and the Prisoner of Animalshelter
The Hairy Poker goes back in time to the day the evil Lord Voldenox
gets taken out of the shelter by their mutual Meowmie and Paw. Don't
do it Paw, she's evil!!!

4. Hairy Poker and the Giblets of Fire
It's about chicken and hot sauce. And eating.

5. Hairy Poker and the Order of Phoenix Wings
Kinda like the fourth book, except with jar doo wings from Phoenix Fine
Asian Food (which is a real restaurant down the street from me)

6. Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits
Hairy Poker's Paw adopts two kittens who think they are part human.

7. ??mystery title yet to be announced!

--Fil

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Old July 17th 05, 02:15 AM
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

My room called me at work all excited because book 6 arrived today.
She's read about half of it so far, and is going out this evening with
friends.

I wonder what she would do if i hid the book? *evil grin*

Kristi

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Old July 17th 05, 03:07 AM
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Enfilade wrote:
Smokey has had to deal with Meowmie and Paw occupying his couch all
day reading something called "Harry Potter." Smokey says he can write
better books than that, and here are the titles (And synopsis)

1. Hairy Poker and the Philosopher's Phone
Okay, this book is about a grey tomcat who is the Hairy Poker, an' his
Meowmie is always talking on the phone when she could be spending her
time petting him, so he hasta find a way to defeat the phone an' get
his Meowmie's attention.

2. Hairy Poker and the Chamber of Secrets
It's about what happens when the bathroom door is closed. Very
mysterious, very spooky, and has frightening scenes involving
immersion in water.

3. Hairy Poker and the Prisoner of Animalshelter
The Hairy Poker goes back in time to the day the evil Lord Voldenox
gets taken out of the shelter by their mutual Meowmie and Paw. Don't
do it Paw, she's evil!!!

4. Hairy Poker and the Giblets of Fire
It's about chicken and hot sauce. And eating.

5. Hairy Poker and the Order of Phoenix Wings
Kinda like the fourth book, except with jar doo wings from Phoenix
Fine Asian Food (which is a real restaurant down the street from me)

6. Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits
Hairy Poker's Paw adopts two kittens who think they are part human.

7. ??mystery title yet to be announced!

--Fil


Where's the BW on this??? You know owe me a cleaning for my 17" flat panel
monitor, the desktop in front of it, and the bass/amp behind it LOL


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Old July 17th 05, 04:01 AM
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On 16 Jul 2005 18:11:54 -0700, "Enfilade"
yodeled:

Smokey has had to deal with Meowmie and Paw occupying his couch all day
reading something called "Harry Potter." Smokey says he can write
better books than that, and here are the titles (And synopsis)

1. Hairy Poker and the Philosopher's Phone
Okay, this book is about a grey tomcat who is the Hairy Poker, an' his
Meowmie is always talking on the phone when she could be spending her
time petting him, so he hasta find a way to defeat the phone an' get
his Meowmie's attention.

2. Hairy Poker and the Chamber of Secrets
It's about what happens when the bathroom door is closed. Very
mysterious, very spooky, and has frightening scenes involving immersion
in water.

3. Hairy Poker and the Prisoner of Animalshelter
The Hairy Poker goes back in time to the day the evil Lord Voldenox
gets taken out of the shelter by their mutual Meowmie and Paw. Don't
do it Paw, she's evil!!!

4. Hairy Poker and the Giblets of Fire
It's about chicken and hot sauce. And eating.

5. Hairy Poker and the Order of Phoenix Wings
Kinda like the fourth book, except with jar doo wings from Phoenix Fine
Asian Food (which is a real restaurant down the street from me)

6. Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits
Hairy Poker's Paw adopts two kittens who think they are part human.

7. ??mystery title yet to be announced!

--Fil


ROFL!

Theresa
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Old July 17th 05, 04:59 AM
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in article , Enfilade at
wrote on 7/16/05 8:11 PM:

Smokey has had to deal with Meowmie and Paw occupying his couch all day
reading something called "Harry Potter." Smokey says he can write
better books than that, and here are the titles (And synopsis)

1. Hairy Poker and the Philosopher's Phone
Okay, this book is about a grey tomcat who is the Hairy Poker, an' his
Meowmie is always talking on the phone when she could be spending her
time petting him, so he hasta find a way to defeat the phone an' get
his Meowmie's attention.

2. Hairy Poker and the Chamber of Secrets
It's about what happens when the bathroom door is closed. Very
mysterious, very spooky, and has frightening scenes involving immersion
in water.

3. Hairy Poker and the Prisoner of Animalshelter
The Hairy Poker goes back in time to the day the evil Lord Voldenox
gets taken out of the shelter by their mutual Meowmie and Paw. Don't
do it Paw, she's evil!!!

4. Hairy Poker and the Giblets of Fire
It's about chicken and hot sauce. And eating.

5. Hairy Poker and the Order of Phoenix Wings
Kinda like the fourth book, except with jar doo wings from Phoenix Fine
Asian Food (which is a real restaurant down the street from me)

6. Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits
Hairy Poker's Paw adopts two kittens who think they are part human.

7. ??mystery title yet to be announced!

--Fil

LOL! My friend who is a big HP fan, took me to Barnes and Noble last night
for the "party". It was quite fun to watch all the kids (and some adults)
run around having a big time. There were two little boys who *really* looked
like the actors of Harry and Draco. Little Harry very seriously shook my
hand when we stopped to comment on them. It was so cute. People were
tailgating in the parking lot. What a hoot!

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Old July 17th 05, 05:33 AM
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ROFL! These are hilarious. Smokey is obviously a very talented
writer!
--
Britta
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Enfilade wrote:
Smokey has had to deal with Meowmie and Paw occupying his couch all
day reading something called "Harry Potter." Smokey says he can

write
better books than that, and here are the titles (And synopsis)

1. Hairy Poker and the Philosopher's Phone
Okay, this book is about a grey tomcat who is the Hairy Poker, an'

his
Meowmie is always talking on the phone when she could be spending

her
time petting him, so he hasta find a way to defeat the phone an' get
his Meowmie's attention.

2. Hairy Poker and the Chamber of Secrets
It's about what happens when the bathroom door is closed. Very
mysterious, very spooky, and has frightening scenes involving
immersion in water.

3. Hairy Poker and the Prisoner of Animalshelter
The Hairy Poker goes back in time to the day the evil Lord Voldenox
gets taken out of the shelter by their mutual Meowmie and Paw.

Don't
do it Paw, she's evil!!!

4. Hairy Poker and the Giblets of Fire
It's about chicken and hot sauce. And eating.

5. Hairy Poker and the Order of Phoenix Wings
Kinda like the fourth book, except with jar doo wings from Phoenix
Fine Asian Food (which is a real restaurant down the street from me)

6. Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits
Hairy Poker's Paw adopts two kittens who think they are part human.

7. ??mystery title yet to be announced!

--Fil




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Old July 17th 05, 04:00 PM
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"Enfilade" wrote in message
ups.com...
Smokey has had to deal with Meowmie and Paw occupying his couch all day
reading something called "Harry Potter." Smokey says he can write
better books than that, and here are the titles (And synopsis)

1. Hairy Poker and the Philosopher's Phone
Okay, this book is about a grey tomcat who is the Hairy Poker, an' his
Meowmie is always talking on the phone when she could be spending her
time petting him, so he hasta find a way to defeat the phone an' get
his Meowmie's attention.

2. Hairy Poker and the Chamber of Secrets
It's about what happens when the bathroom door is closed. Very
mysterious, very spooky, and has frightening scenes involving immersion
in water.

3. Hairy Poker and the Prisoner of Animalshelter
The Hairy Poker goes back in time to the day the evil Lord Voldenox
gets taken out of the shelter by their mutual Meowmie and Paw. Don't
do it Paw, she's evil!!!

4. Hairy Poker and the Giblets of Fire
It's about chicken and hot sauce. And eating.

5. Hairy Poker and the Order of Phoenix Wings
Kinda like the fourth book, except with jar doo wings from Phoenix Fine
Asian Food (which is a real restaurant down the street from me)

6. Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits
Hairy Poker's Paw adopts two kittens who think they are part human.

7. ??mystery title yet to be announced!

--Fil


ROTFLMAOWTIME! Fil, you're a riot!!!

DH got the newest book yesterday.

Hugs,

CatNipped


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Old July 17th 05, 05:34 PM
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ROFLOL! Too funny!
Just started the 6th book yesterday.
Christine
"Enfilade" wrote in message
ups.com...
Smokey has had to deal with Meowmie and Paw occupying his couch all day
reading something called "Harry Potter." Smokey says he can write
better books than that, and here are the titles (And synopsis)

1. Hairy Poker and the Philosopher's Phone
Okay, this book is about a grey tomcat who is the Hairy Poker, an' his
Meowmie is always talking on the phone when she could be spending her
time petting him, so he hasta find a way to defeat the phone an' get
his Meowmie's attention.

2. Hairy Poker and the Chamber of Secrets
It's about what happens when the bathroom door is closed. Very
mysterious, very spooky, and has frightening scenes involving immersion
in water.

3. Hairy Poker and the Prisoner of Animalshelter
The Hairy Poker goes back in time to the day the evil Lord Voldenox
gets taken out of the shelter by their mutual Meowmie and Paw. Don't
do it Paw, she's evil!!!

4. Hairy Poker and the Giblets of Fire
It's about chicken and hot sauce. And eating.

5. Hairy Poker and the Order of Phoenix Wings
Kinda like the fourth book, except with jar doo wings from Phoenix Fine
Asian Food (which is a real restaurant down the street from me)

6. Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits
Hairy Poker's Paw adopts two kittens who think they are part human.

7. ??mystery title yet to be announced!

--Fil



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Old July 18th 05, 07:40 PM
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Very funny! Thanks for the laugh!
Best wishes,
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Polonca & Soncek

"Enfilade" wrote in message
ups.com...
Smokey has had to deal with Meowmie and Paw occupying his couch all day
reading something called "Harry Potter." Smokey says he can write
better books than that, and here are the titles (And synopsis)

1. Hairy Poker and the Philosopher's Phone
Okay, this book is about a grey tomcat who is the Hairy Poker, an' his
Meowmie is always talking on the phone when she could be spending her
time petting him, so he hasta find a way to defeat the phone an' get
his Meowmie's attention.

2. Hairy Poker and the Chamber of Secrets
It's about what happens when the bathroom door is closed. Very
mysterious, very spooky, and has frightening scenes involving immersion
in water.

3. Hairy Poker and the Prisoner of Animalshelter
The Hairy Poker goes back in time to the day the evil Lord Voldenox
gets taken out of the shelter by their mutual Meowmie and Paw. Don't
do it Paw, she's evil!!!

4. Hairy Poker and the Giblets of Fire
It's about chicken and hot sauce. And eating.

5. Hairy Poker and the Order of Phoenix Wings
Kinda like the fourth book, except with jar doo wings from Phoenix Fine
Asian Food (which is a real restaurant down the street from me)

6. Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits
Hairy Poker's Paw adopts two kittens who think they are part human.

7. ??mystery title yet to be announced!

--Fil



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Old July 18th 05, 11:41 PM
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You should become a writer Fil, your posts are so entertaining.
Suz&Spicey

 




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