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Old May 10th 05, 07:11 AM
Rebecca
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Default Fluffykitz Opin Howse!

Fluffykitz Catering is happee to inbite da RPCC Kommyunitee to a Opin Howse!
As mennee ub yoo kno, we haz a noo, state-ub-da-art warehowse, an we'd like
to gib yoo awl a chantz to see it! Mine partners Tabitha an Amelia an me is
organizin lotz ub speshul eventz, such as:
--fudz ub awl kindz
--ellyvater ridez
--cookin lessins
--evin more fudz
--toors ub da kichens an warehowse
--Iron Chef Catmerica competishun (we cud uze sum jugiz fur dis)
--eedur a speshul troll BBQ dish or a bigbig bonfire (I fingk we'll let da
rpcc kittees decide)
--Did I menshun dere wud be fudz?

Not onlee will dere be fudz prepared by owr own Fluffykitz partnerz, but
kittees iz also welkum to eggsplore da warehowse an try anyfing dey seez on
da shelfs. Da Opin Howse will kommentz az soon as da rpcc kittees wud like
to arribe.

If I may git seerius fur a minnit, sum ub yoo alreddy knoze abowt a speshul
projeck dat I haz goin on called Meels on Pawz. Dis iz a purrogram dat will
delibber fudz to sik an injurred kittees, an I haz rezerved a part ub da noo
warehowse fur itz operashuns. If enneekittee wud like to vollinteer to hewp
wif dis purrogram, I wud be furry grateful. Owr furry own Miss Violette an
her entire howse has alreddy vollinteered, an da need iz so grate dat we kan
uze evin more vollinteers. Pleez katsider hewping wif dis wurthee cawse.
Fangu.

OK, let da partyin begin!

Rebecca


  #2  
Old May 10th 05, 09:34 AM
Miss Violette
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The 'porter twinkles again at the lovely wink of Tiger... OK I wuz wrong, I
iz herta 'skort you to da opinhouze, Tiger, glad soft iz feelin upto it
Rebecca wrote in message
. ..
Fluffykitz Catering is happee to inbite da RPCC Kommyunitee to a Opin

Howse!
As mennee ub yoo kno, we haz a noo, state-ub-da-art warehowse, an we'd

like
to gib yoo awl a chantz to see it! Mine partners Tabitha an Amelia an me

is
organizin lotz ub speshul eventz, such as:
--fudz ub awl kindz
--ellyvater ridez
--cookin lessins
--evin more fudz
--toors ub da kichens an warehowse
--Iron Chef Catmerica competishun (we cud uze sum jugiz fur dis)
--eedur a speshul troll BBQ dish or a bigbig bonfire (I fingk we'll let da
rpcc kittees decide)
--Did I menshun dere wud be fudz?

Not onlee will dere be fudz prepared by owr own Fluffykitz partnerz, but
kittees iz also welkum to eggsplore da warehowse an try anyfing dey seez

on
da shelfs. Da Opin Howse will kommentz az soon as da rpcc kittees wud

like
to arribe.

If I may git seerius fur a minnit, sum ub yoo alreddy knoze abowt a

speshul
projeck dat I haz goin on called Meels on Pawz. Dis iz a purrogram dat

will
delibber fudz to sik an injurred kittees, an I haz rezerved a part ub da

noo
warehowse fur itz operashuns. If enneekittee wud like to vollinteer to

hewp
wif dis purrogram, I wud be furry grateful. Owr furry own Miss Violette

an
her entire howse has alreddy vollinteered, an da need iz so grate dat we

kan
uze evin more vollinteers. Pleez katsider hewping wif dis wurthee cawse.
Fangu.

OK, let da partyin begin!

Rebecca




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Old May 10th 05, 09:35 AM
Miss Violette
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Miss Violette prepares her fur and waits for her two special friends to
arrive to 'skort her to the open house, Miss Violette
Rebecca wrote in message
. ..
Fluffykitz Catering is happee to inbite da RPCC Kommyunitee to a Opin

Howse!
As mennee ub yoo kno, we haz a noo, state-ub-da-art warehowse, an we'd

like
to gib yoo awl a chantz to see it! Mine partners Tabitha an Amelia an me

is
organizin lotz ub speshul eventz, such as:
--fudz ub awl kindz
--ellyvater ridez
--cookin lessins
--evin more fudz
--toors ub da kichens an warehowse
--Iron Chef Catmerica competishun (we cud uze sum jugiz fur dis)
--eedur a speshul troll BBQ dish or a bigbig bonfire (I fingk we'll let da
rpcc kittees decide)
--Did I menshun dere wud be fudz?

Not onlee will dere be fudz prepared by owr own Fluffykitz partnerz, but
kittees iz also welkum to eggsplore da warehowse an try anyfing dey seez

on
da shelfs. Da Opin Howse will kommentz az soon as da rpcc kittees wud

like
to arribe.

If I may git seerius fur a minnit, sum ub yoo alreddy knoze abowt a

speshul
projeck dat I haz goin on called Meels on Pawz. Dis iz a purrogram dat

will
delibber fudz to sik an injurred kittees, an I haz rezerved a part ub da

noo
warehowse fur itz operashuns. If enneekittee wud like to vollinteer to

hewp
wif dis purrogram, I wud be furry grateful. Owr furry own Miss Violette

an
her entire howse has alreddy vollinteered, an da need iz so grate dat we

kan
uze evin more vollinteers. Pleez katsider hewping wif dis wurthee cawse.
Fangu.

OK, let da partyin begin!

Rebecca




  #4  
Old May 10th 05, 03:17 PM
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^
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On Tue, 10 May 2005 03:34:37 -0500, Miss Violette wrote:

The 'porter twinkles again at the lovely wink of Tiger... OK I wuz wrong, I
iz herta 'skort you to da opinhouze, Tiger, glad soft iz feelin upto it


Tiger, my luff! It'z gud to see yu again so soon. Letz be off to
Fluffykits! porter twinkles and Tiger and Anaïs step out

Rebecca, dis iz luffly. So organized, clean and shiny. Tiger, shall I
get you a plate of goodies? I see sum shrimpees ober dere...


--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/10/2005 10:15:48 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com
  #5  
Old May 10th 05, 05:57 PM
Tabitha Kitten
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Rebecca wrote:
Fluffykitz Catering is happee to inbite da RPCC Kommyunitee to a Opin Howse!
As mennee ub yoo kno, we haz a noo, state-ub-da-art warehowse, an we'd like
to gib yoo awl a chantz to see it! Mine partners Tabitha an Amelia an me is
organizin lotz ub speshul eventz, such as:
--fudz ub awl kindz
--ellyvater ridez
--cookin lessins
--evin more fudz
--toors ub da kichens an warehowse
--Iron Chef Catmerica competishun (we cud uze sum jugiz fur dis)
--eedur a speshul troll BBQ dish or a bigbig bonfire (I fingk we'll let da
rpcc kittees decide)
--Did I menshun dere wud be fudz?


[The teleporter twinkles and hums, and out steps fluffy Tabitha and
"fluffy" Amelia]

Tabitha: Oh, Rebecca, dis is eben better den I dreamed! Youz did a
eggzelent job/ All dis storage space, and dis kitchen - wow! Dis is
gonna be lots of fun to cook in. An doze stoves - oh my, dey is huge.
Just what we need! Let me try dis out - I'll whip up a batch of
barbequed souven ears. An some toona rolls. An some roasted beast and
some mousie souffle.

Amelia: I would say so! This is very impressive. Do I smell something
like food? I'd better check it out - ummm, just to be sure everything is
ok for our guests.
  #6  
Old May 10th 05, 05:59 PM
Harri Roadcat
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If I may git seerius fur a minnit, sum ub yoo alreddy knoze abowt a speshul
projeck dat I haz goin on called Meels on Pawz. Dis iz a purrogram dat will
delibber fudz to sik an injurred kittees, an I haz rezerved a part ub da noo
warehowse fur itz operashuns. If enneekittee wud like to vollinteer to hewp
wif dis purrogram, I wud be furry grateful. Owr furry own Miss Violette an
her entire howse has alreddy vollinteered, an da need iz so grate dat we kan
uze evin more vollinteers. Pleez katsider hewping wif dis wurthee cawse.
Fangu.


Me and mine brofur Samuel would like to volunteer. Dis is a furry
worthwhile cause. An since Sammy and me hab both rided in a noisy big
metalmonster, we can drive kitty-sized metalmonsters to make deliverys
to kittys that live a long ways away.

In fact, let's see what Sammy and me can up with fur a delivery vehicle...

Harri
  #7  
Old May 10th 05, 07:36 PM
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee
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Porter frum under da bed sparkulz
Hiya Hyya, Rebecca an Tabitha an Amelia .
Heow kin I hewlp?
I brot lotz an lotz ov MiceKreem© an Meowzsickkulz©
Whut we dun't serve neow, we kin keep in dat wunnerfool neu freezer!

I kin hewlp serff edder b-4 ur avtur I eetz....

Pitoonya....eyeing awlov dat gudgud foodz.

"Rebecca" wrote in message
. ..
Fluffykitz Catering is happee to inbite da RPCC Kommyunitee to a Opin

Howse!
As mennee ub yoo kno, we haz a noo, state-ub-da-art warehowse, an we'd

like
to gib yoo awl a chantz to see it! Mine partners Tabitha an Amelia an me

is
organizin lotz ub speshul eventz, such as:
--fudz ub awl kindz
--ellyvater ridez
--cookin lessins
--evin more fudz
--toors ub da kichens an warehowse
--Iron Chef Catmerica competishun (we cud uze sum jugiz fur dis)
--eedur a speshul troll BBQ dish or a bigbig bonfire (I fingk we'll let da
rpcc kittees decide)
--Did I menshun dere wud be fudz?

Not onlee will dere be fudz prepared by owr own Fluffykitz partnerz, but
kittees iz also welkum to eggsplore da warehowse an try anyfing dey seez

on
da shelfs. Da Opin Howse will kommentz az soon as da rpcc kittees wud

like
to arribe.

If I may git seerius fur a minnit, sum ub yoo alreddy knoze abowt a

speshul
projeck dat I haz goin on called Meels on Pawz. Dis iz a purrogram dat

will
delibber fudz to sik an injurred kittees, an I haz rezerved a part ub da

noo
warehowse fur itz operashuns. If enneekittee wud like to vollinteer to

hewp
wif dis purrogram, I wud be furry grateful. Owr furry own Miss Violette

an
her entire howse has alreddy vollinteered, an da need iz so grate dat we

kan
uze evin more vollinteers. Pleez katsider hewping wif dis wurthee cawse.
Fangu.

OK, let da partyin begin!

Rebecca




  #8  
Old May 10th 05, 07:39 PM
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee
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"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
...
If I may git seerius fur a minnit, sum ub yoo alreddy knoze abowt a

speshul
projeck dat I haz goin on called Meels on Pawz. Dis iz a purrogram dat

will
delibber fudz to sik an injurred kittees, an I haz rezerved a part ub da

noo
warehowse fur itz operashuns. If enneekittee wud like to vollinteer to

hewp
wif dis purrogram, I wud be furry grateful. Owr furry own Miss Violette

an
her entire howse has alreddy vollinteered, an da need iz so grate dat we

kan
uze evin more vollinteers. Pleez katsider hewping wif dis wurthee

cawse.
Fangu.


Me and mine brofur Samuel would like to volunteer. Dis is a furry
worthwhile cause. An since Sammy and me hab both rided in a noisy big
metalmonster, we can drive kitty-sized metalmonsters to make deliverys
to kittys that live a long ways away.

In fact, let's see what Sammy and me can up with fur a delivery vehicle...

Harri


I dunt du wel rydink in metalmonsturz,
so I wyll donate lotza kontaynurz ov Pouncies tu da Meels on Pawz kawz.

Pitoonya, jenerouslee


  #9  
Old May 10th 05, 08:34 PM
Rebecca
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"Tabitha Kitten" wrote in message
...

[The teleporter twinkles and hums, and out steps fluffy Tabitha and
"fluffy" Amelia]

Tabitha: Oh, Rebecca, dis is eben better den I dreamed! Youz did a
eggzelent job/ All dis storage space, and dis kitchen - wow! Dis is gonna
be lots of fun to cook in. An doze stoves - oh my, dey is huge. Just what
we need! Let me try dis out - I'll whip up a batch of barbequed souven
ears. An some toona rolls. An some roasted beast and some mousie souffle.

Amelia: I would say so! This is very impressive. Do I smell something like
food? I'd better check it out - ummm, just to be sure everything is ok for
our guests.


Fangks furry much! Ize glad yoo likez efurryfing. Doze fudz sowns furry
gud -- make shur yoo sabe me sum, cuz I needz to go greet da arribing
kittees. Oh, wate, whut iz I sayin -- yoo duznt haz to sabe me ennee, cuz
dere iz so much supplize heer we kan make more ub whutever we wantz!

Amelia, Ize shur yoo will be furry gud at kwalitee kuntrol! Wif yoo on da
job, we wont needta wurry abowt da helf departmint.

Rebecca


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Old May 10th 05, 08:35 PM
Rebecca
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"Mlle. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 10 May 2005 03:34:37 -0500, Miss Violette wrote:

Tiger, my luff! It'z gud to see yu again so soon. Letz be off to
Fluffykits! porter twinkles and Tiger and Anaïs step out

Rebecca, dis iz luffly. So organized, clean and shiny. Tiger, shall I
get you a plate of goodies? I see sum shrimpees ober dere...


Fangu, Anaïs! Nice to see yoo, Tiger! Hewp yurownselfs to enneefing yood
like to eet or dringk.

Rebecca


 




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