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Old September 8th 06, 09:34 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Someone on another board got a card with this on it. I loved it:

Cats Are Angels With Fur
by Sark (www.portalpub.com)

Surrender, you are now entering a cat tunnel of love.
It's soft, it's warm, it's cat-a-tonic.
Some little known cat secrets:
Cats are polka dotted under their fur.
Cats love lemonade on a hot day.
Cats refuse to play scrabble.
Cats will pay your rent if you let them.
Cats have not nine lives, but two: theirs, then yours.
Cats Make pay-offs to flea gangs.
C.A.T. stands for Clever Anatomical Tricks
Cats know how to cozy up.
Cats sleep circular.
Cats invented naps.
Kiss your cat.
A furball is not a toy.
Adopt a cat...it will take over your life (and you won't mind.)


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Old September 8th 06, 09:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Karen wrote:
Someone on another board got a card with this on it. I loved it:

Cats Are Angels With Fur
by Sark (www.portalpub.com)

Surrender, you are now entering a cat tunnel of love.
It's soft, it's warm, it's cat-a-tonic.
Some little known cat secrets:
Cats are polka dotted under their fur.
Cats love lemonade on a hot day.
Cats refuse to play scrabble.
Cats will pay your rent if you let them.
Cats have not nine lives, but two: theirs, then yours.
Cats Make pay-offs to flea gangs.
C.A.T. stands for Clever Anatomical Tricks
Cats know how to cozy up.
Cats sleep circular.
Cats invented naps.
Kiss your cat.
A furball is not a toy.
Adopt a cat...it will take over your life (and you won't mind.)


Oh, I love that!!

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Old September 8th 06, 10:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Fri, 08 Sep 2006 15:34:22 -0500, Karen wrote:

Someone on another board got a card with this on it. I loved it:

Cats Are Angels With Fur
by Sark (www.portalpub.com)

Surrender, you are now entering a cat tunnel of love.
It's soft, it's warm, it's cat-a-tonic.
Some little known cat secrets:
Cats are polka dotted under their fur.
Cats love lemonade on a hot day.
Cats refuse to play scrabble.
Cats will pay your rent if you let them.
Cats have not nine lives, but two: theirs, then yours.
Cats Make pay-offs to flea gangs.
C.A.T. stands for Clever Anatomical Tricks
Cats know how to cozy up.
Cats sleep circular.
Cats invented naps.
Kiss your cat.
A furball is not a toy.
Adopt a cat...it will take over your life (and you won't mind.)




Truer words were never spoken. MLB

 




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