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#101
August 27th 06, 08:36 PM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
Stormmee wrote:
we puricitez diz butted wantz yourownsefta know owr softz screen reader iz meanmean anna duzint 'low herta cut anna pazte veri ez, Tiger, hopin unka corey unnerstandz Iz OK. Pawpa jist tudae azza matfur uf fakt postid a reepwy tu a diffrunt noozgroop wif 3 lynez uf hiz own stuffz tu say. Him furgottid, dough, tu trim da uffur 50+ lynez uf tegst tu jist da impurrtint stuffz he wuz refurrin' tu in da 'rijinal post. Dum hoomin... (UB ~ So you see, furkids, I meant it when I said that even *I* don't cut and paste like I should all of the time... it's not that big a deal... the length wasn't even the big problem for me... it was all the carets [not the food, furkids... sorry]... it just made it hard to follow at certain points) --- Onyx, rattin' owt hiz Pawpa... :-) 
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#102
August 28th 06, 12:11 AM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
Cory wrote:
Stormmee wrote: we puricitez diz butted wantz yourownsefta know owr softz screen reader iz meanmean anna duzint 'low herta cut anna pazte veri ez, Tiger, hopin unka corey unnerstandz Iz OK. Pawpa jist tudae azza matfur uf fakt postid a reepwy tu a diffrunt noozgroop wif 3 lynez uf hiz own stuffz tu say. Him furgottid, dough, tu trim da uffur 50+ lynez uf tegst tu jist da impurrtint stuffz he wuz refurrin' tu in da 'rijinal post. Dum hoomin... (UB ~ So you see, furkids, I meant it when I said that even *I* don't cut and paste like I should all of the time... it's not that big a deal... the length wasn't even the big problem for me... it was all the carets [not the food, furkids... sorry]... it just made it hard to follow at certain points) --- Onyx, rattin' owt hiz Pawpa... :-) Mine Meowmee summytymez, wen hur iz beein nize, 'Kopeez' da hole woikz, payztz it intu Woid, hitz 'Edit' den goes tu 'Replace' heer hur putz olny wun (karet) on da top slot an her putz nuttin in da boddum slot...hitz 'enter' and edit sez "5,687,754 removed! Den hur payztz da dok bak in da 'reply' e-mayle. -- Pitö.önya, purrrowdlee
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#103
August 28th 06, 12:42 AM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
you haza nize hooman, anna not nerli so lazi az owr soft, Tiger, glarin atta
soft Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message ... Cory wrote: Stormmee wrote: we puricitez diz butted wantz yourownsefta know owr softz screen reader iz meanmean anna duzint 'low herta cut anna pazte veri ez, Tiger, hopin unka corey unnerstandz Iz OK. Pawpa jist tudae azza matfur uf fakt postid a reepwy tu a diffrunt noozgroop wif 3 lynez uf hiz own stuffz tu say. Him furgottid, dough, tu trim da uffur 50+ lynez uf tegst tu jist da impurrtint stuffz he wuz refurrin' tu in da 'rijinal post. Dum hoomin... (UB ~ So you see, furkids, I meant it when I said that even *I* don't cut and paste like I should all of the time... it's not that big a deal... the length wasn't even the big problem for me... it was all the carets [not the food, furkids... sorry]... it just made it hard to follow at certain points) --- Onyx, rattin' owt hiz Pawpa... :-) Mine Meowmee summytymez, wen hur iz beein nize, 'Kopeez' da hole woikz, payztz it intu Woid, hitz 'Edit' den goes tu 'Replace' heer hur putz olny wun (karet) on da top slot an her putz nuttin in da boddum slot...hitz 'enter' and edit sez "5,687,754 removed! Den hur payztz da dok bak in da 'reply' e-mayle. -- Pitö.önya, purrrowdlee
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#104
August 28th 06, 03:00 AM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
Eggspayshully iffin it'z gottid Fansee Feetz innitzownself! --- Onyx, wishin' dere wuz a weigh tu awtoematikally dispense da Fansee Feetz wen it'z awl gone... Hey Onyx, your humans is supposed to automatically dispense more food whenever what they've dispensed before is gone!!!!! Nathan
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#105
August 28th 06, 03:01 AM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
Our humans is horrible about it. If we can't see the bottom of the
bowl, it's because the food is something we don't like! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: moztly mine hoomanz iz gud bowt keepin it cofurred, Tiger, who iz adamenint 'bowt diz here rule Julie Porter wrote in message k.net... Dats fritening! Yu doant wanna see da bottom of da bole, no sir. LeO "Stormmee" wrote in message ... I shulda been 16 pwndz butted i wuz starfed so it makez me anxious ifin da bowlz showz itselfz bottom, diz iz NOT 'lowed, Tiger Julie Porter wrote in message hlink.net... Win I came here I wayed 18 pownds. I still way 18 pounds. Ekscuse me, I haf to go back to my dish. LeO When we came here we weighed less than a pound! Mom gave us enough to eat to become big cats but we were always starving to death!!!! Chester and Clarence When I came here I was about 5 months old and weighed about 2 pounds. I weigh about 10 pounds now! Nathan Stormmee wrote: when i kamed here ta life i weited 6.5 powndz, mine frame iza same size anna now i weitz 16 pwnds anna change, i wuz almozt starfed so dey liztenz when i sayz i iz hungri or afriad i amma gonna starf, I alzo eatz onna howr efur hour i iz awake, Tiger, who giggled whenna ted telled soft dat her anna furri spolied uses more dan herown katz iz spolied... ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We've tried to do that and mom ignores us! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: I haz konvinced da hoomanz i haz a mental dizorder "EBS" so dey allatime makez sure da bottom ofda bowl iz covured kuz ifin dey duzint i howlz nonstop, we usta get more wet fudz dan we duz now butted dat iza efil tedz fault, Tiger, smug about his "EBS" ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Mom won't give us canned food at all. And she won't give us new dry food if the dishes are empty. We figure that they're empty if we can see the bottom. Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: now diz iz one thing owr hoomaz duz rite betterer dan mozt hoomanz, we getz dry fud owt alla time, anna furm in at leazt 2 bolws so we duzint hafta wait long ta eat, Tiger, wishin der wuza canned fud set up like diz ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We have to nag our human all the time when we want more food!!! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: Tiger and Chester and TV nod in agreemint ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... We agree! Getting more food is more important! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Sundance wrote: Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so ennee time Meowmie haz sum I askz fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git more hoomin fudz cuz I has a "dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk datz juss a ekskyoos: so whut if she hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo afterwerd? Sundance "Stormmee" wrote in message ... dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc atta time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan haf bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Do they share the roast pork too? Chester, who thinks he's starving to death Stormmee wrote: dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted i duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz gud, anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share dat roazt bezt, Chester ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good things? Chester Stormmee wrote: I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da hooman fud plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6 ownzes, Chester for TV who iz sleepin ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to play with? Chester Stormmee wrote: sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play wif it onna kichin floor, TV ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... What does it taste like? Chester Stormmee wrote: I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud, ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Julie Porter wrote: Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only lets you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to your friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go through your human or try to type? Chester I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable. HoneyCat OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and show you how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that when your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one. Chester A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on mee. Fangu fur the technykal help. HoneyCat I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer dies and get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies! That's what mom does! Chester Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one! HoneyCat Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you can communicate with us faster? Chester I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie. HoneyCat Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one! Chester
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#106
August 28th 06, 07:02 AM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
Our humans is horrible about it. If we can't see the bottom of the
bowl, it's because the food is something we don't like! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: moztly mine hoomanz iz gud bowt keepin it cofurred, Tiger, who iz adamenint 'bowt diz here rule Julie Porter julieporter wrote in message k.net... Dats fritening! Yu doant wanna see da bottom of da bole, no sir. LeO "Stormmee" rgrass wrote in message ... I shulda been 16 pwndz butted i wuz starfed so it makez me anxious ifin da bowlz showz itselfz bottom, diz iz NOT 'lowed, Tiger Julie Porter julieporter wrote in message hlink.net... Win I came here I wayed 18 pownds. I still way 18 pounds. Ekscuse me, I haf to go back to my dish. LeO When we came here we weighed less than a pound! Mom gave us enough to eat to become big cats but we were always starving to death!!!! Chester and Clarence When I came here I was about 5 months old and weighed about 2 pounds. I weigh about 10 pounds now! Nathan Stormmee wrote: when i kamed here ta life i weited 6.5 powndz, mine frame iza same size anna now i weitz 16 pwnds anna change, i wuz almozt starfed so dey liztenz when i sayz i iz hungri or afriad i amma gonna starf, I alzo eatz onna howr efur hour i iz awake, Tiger, who giggled whenna ted telled soft dat her anna furri spolied uses more dan herown katz iz spolied... ClowderCat clowdercat wrote in message oups.com... We've tried to do that and mom ignores us! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: I haz konvinced da hoomanz i haz a mental dizorder "EBS" so dey allatime makez sure da bottom ofda bowl iz covured kuz ifin dey duzint i howlz nonstop, we usta get more wet fudz dan we duz now butted dat iza efil tedz fault, Tiger, smug about his "EBS" ClowderCat clowdercat wrote in message ups.com... Mom won't give us canned food at all. And she won't give us new dry food if the dishes are empty. We figure that they're empty if we can see the bottom. Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: now diz iz one thing owr hoomaz duz rite betterer dan mozt hoomanz, we getz dry fud owt alla time, anna furm in at leazt 2 bolws so we duzint hafta wait long ta eat, Tiger, wishin der wuza canned fud set up like diz ClowderCat clowdercat wrote in message oups.com... We have to nag our human all the time when we want more food!!! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: Tiger and Chester and TV nod in agreemint ClowderCat clowdercat wrote in message ups.com... We agree! Getting more food is more important! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Sundance wrote: Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so ennee time Meowmie haz sum I askz fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git more hoomin fudz cuz I has a "dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk datz juss a ekskyoos: so whut if she hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo afterwerd? Sundance "Stormmee" rgrass wrote in message ... dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc atta time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan haf bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home ClowderCat clowdercat wrote in message ups.com... Do they share the roast pork too? Chester, who thinks he's starving to death Stormmee wrote: dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted i duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz gud, anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share dat roazt bezt, Chester ClowderCat clowdercat wrote in message oups.com... That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good things? Chester Stormmee wrote: I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da hooman fud plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6 ownzes, Chester for TV who iz sleepin ClowderCat clowdercat wrote in message ups.com... They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to play with? Chester Stormmee wrote: sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play wif it onna kichin floor, TV ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... What does it taste like? Chester Stormmee wrote: I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud, ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Julie Porter wrote: Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only lets you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to your friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go through your human or try to type? Chester I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable. HoneyCat OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and show you how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that when your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one. Chester A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on mee. Fangu fur the technykal help. HoneyCat I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer dies and get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies! That's what mom does! Chester Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one! HoneyCat Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you can communicate with us faster? Chester I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie. HoneyCat Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one! Chester Sent via http://Pets-99.com , http://AnimalForum.ws & http://AnimalBlog.org
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#107
August 28th 06, 07:02 AM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
Our humans is horrible about it. If we can't see the bottom of the
bowl, it's because the food is something we don't like! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: moztly mine hoomanz iz gud bowt keepin it cofurred, Tiger, who iz adamenint 'bowt diz here rule Julie Porter julieporter wrote in message k.net... Dats fritening! Yu doant wanna see da bottom of da bole, no sir. LeO "Stormmee" rgrass wrote in message ... I shulda been 16 pwndz butted i wuz starfed so it makez me anxious ifin da bowlz showz itselfz bottom, diz iz NOT 'lowed, Tiger Julie Porter julieporter wrote in message hlink.net... Win I came here I wayed 18 pownds. I still way 18 pounds. Ekscuse me, I haf to go back to my dish. LeO When we came here we weighed less than a pound! Mom gave us enough to eat to become big cats but we were always starving to death!!!! Chester and Clarence When I came here I was about 5 months old and weighed about 2 pounds. I weigh about 10 pounds now! Nathan Stormmee wrote: when i kamed here ta life i weited 6.5 powndz, mine frame iza same size anna now i weitz 16 pwnds anna change, i wuz almozt starfed so dey liztenz when i sayz i iz hungri or afriad i amma gonna starf, I alzo eatz onna howr efur hour i iz awake, Tiger, who giggled whenna ted telled soft dat her anna furri spolied uses more dan herown katz iz spolied... ClowderCat clowdercat wrote in message oups.com... We've tried to do that and mom ignores us! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: I haz konvinced da hoomanz i haz a mental dizorder "EBS" so dey allatime makez sure da bottom ofda bowl iz covured kuz ifin dey duzint i howlz nonstop, we usta get more wet fudz dan we duz now butted dat iza efil tedz fault, Tiger, smug about his "EBS" ClowderCat clowdercat wrote in message ups.com... Mom won't give us canned food at all. And she won't give us new dry food if the dishes are empty. We figure that they're empty if we can see the bottom. Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: now diz iz one thing owr hoomaz duz rite betterer dan mozt hoomanz, we getz dry fud owt alla time, anna furm in at leazt 2 bolws so we duzint hafta wait long ta eat, Tiger, wishin der wuza canned fud set up like diz ClowderCat clowdercat wrote in message oups.com... We have to nag our human all the time when we want more food!!! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: Tiger and Chester and TV nod in agreemint ClowderCat clowdercat wrote in message ups.com... We agree! Getting more food is more important! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Sundance wrote: Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so ennee time Meowmie haz sum I askz fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git more hoomin fudz cuz I has a "dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk datz juss a ekskyoos: so whut if she hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo afterwerd? Sundance "Stormmee" rgrass wrote in message ... dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc atta time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan haf bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home ClowderCat clowdercat wrote in message ups.com... Do they share the roast pork too? Chester, who thinks he's starving to death Stormmee wrote: dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted i duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz gud, anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share dat roazt bezt, Chester ClowderCat clowdercat wrote in message oups.com... That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good things? Chester Stormmee wrote: I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da hooman fud plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6 ownzes, Chester for TV who iz sleepin ClowderCat clowdercat wrote in message ups.com... They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to play with? Chester Stormmee wrote: sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play wif it onna kichin floor, TV ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... What does it taste like? Chester Stormmee wrote: I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud, ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Julie Porter wrote: Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only lets you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to your friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go through your human or try to type? Chester I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable. HoneyCat OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and show you how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that when your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one. Chester A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on mee. Fangu fur the technykal help. HoneyCat I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer dies and get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies! That's what mom does! Chester Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one! HoneyCat Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you can communicate with us faster? Chester I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie. HoneyCat Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one! Chester Sent via http://Pets-99.com , http://AnimalForum.ws & http://AnimalBlog.org
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#108
August 28th 06, 09:27 AM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
dey haz 'lowed da ted ta make dem buy diz here CD fud which is ok but notted
at all yummy, Tiger ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Our humans is horrible about it. If we can't see the bottom of the bowl, it's because the food is something we don't like! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: moztly mine hoomanz iz gud bowt keepin it cofurred, Tiger, who iz adamenint 'bowt diz here rule Julie Porter wrote in message k.net... Dats fritening! Yu doant wanna see da bottom of da bole, no sir. LeO "Stormmee" wrote in message ... I shulda been 16 pwndz butted i wuz starfed so it makez me anxious ifin da bowlz showz itselfz bottom, diz iz NOT 'lowed, Tiger Julie Porter wrote in message hlink.net... Win I came here I wayed 18 pownds. I still way 18 pounds. Ekscuse me, I haf to go back to my dish. LeO When we came here we weighed less than a pound! Mom gave us enough to eat to become big cats but we were always starving to death!!!! Chester and Clarence When I came here I was about 5 months old and weighed about 2 pounds. I weigh about 10 pounds now! Nathan Stormmee wrote: when i kamed here ta life i weited 6.5 powndz, mine frame iza same size anna now i weitz 16 pwnds anna change, i wuz almozt starfed so dey liztenz when i sayz i iz hungri or afriad i amma gonna starf, I alzo eatz onna howr efur hour i iz awake, Tiger, who giggled whenna ted telled soft dat her anna furri spolied uses more dan herown katz iz spolied... ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We've tried to do that and mom ignores us! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: I haz konvinced da hoomanz i haz a mental dizorder "EBS" so dey allatime makez sure da bottom ofda bowl iz covured kuz ifin dey duzint i howlz nonstop, we usta get more wet fudz dan we duz now butted dat iza efil tedz fault, Tiger, smug about his "EBS" ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Mom won't give us canned food at all. And she won't give us new dry food if the dishes are empty. We figure that they're empty if we can see the bottom. Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: now diz iz one thing owr hoomaz duz rite betterer dan mozt hoomanz, we getz dry fud owt alla time, anna furm in at leazt 2 bolws so we duzint hafta wait long ta eat, Tiger, wishin der wuza canned fud set up like diz ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We have to nag our human all the time when we want more food!!! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: Tiger and Chester and TV nod in agreemint ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... We agree! Getting more food is more important! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Sundance wrote: Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so ennee time Meowmie haz sum I askz fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git more hoomin fudz cuz I has a "dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk datz juss a ekskyoos: so whut if she hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo afterwerd? Sundance "Stormmee" wrote in message ... dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc atta time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan haf bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Do they share the roast pork too? Chester, who thinks he's starving to death Stormmee wrote: dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted i duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz gud, anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share dat roazt bezt, Chester ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good things? Chester Stormmee wrote: I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da hooman fud plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6 ownzes, Chester for TV who iz sleepin ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to play with? Chester Stormmee wrote: sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play wif it onna kichin floor, TV ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... What does it taste like? Chester Stormmee wrote: I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud, ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Julie Porter wrote: Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only lets you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to your friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go through your human or try to type? Chester I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable. HoneyCat OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and show you how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that when your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one. Chester A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on mee. Fangu fur the technykal help. HoneyCat I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer dies and get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies! That's what mom does! Chester Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one! HoneyCat Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you can communicate with us faster? Chester I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie. HoneyCat Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one! Chester
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#109
August 29th 06, 01:28 AM
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
There's a law about that that your human is ignoring. Do you want
Cousin Roscoe to arrest you? Chester Stormmee wrote: dey haz 'lowed da ted ta make dem buy diz here CD fud which is ok but notted at all yummy, Tiger ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Our humans is horrible about it. If we can't see the bottom of the bowl, it's because the food is something we don't like! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: moztly mine hoomanz iz gud bowt keepin it cofurred, Tiger, who iz adamenint 'bowt diz here rule Julie Porter wrote in message k.net... Dats fritening! Yu doant wanna see da bottom of da bole, no sir. LeO "Stormmee" wrote in message ... I shulda been 16 pwndz butted i wuz starfed so it makez me anxious ifin da bowlz showz itselfz bottom, diz iz NOT 'lowed, Tiger Julie Porter wrote in message hlink.net... Win I came here I wayed 18 pownds. I still way 18 pounds. Ekscuse me, I haf to go back to my dish. LeO When we came here we weighed less than a pound! Mom gave us enough to eat to become big cats but we were always starving to death!!!! Chester and Clarence When I came here I was about 5 months old and weighed about 2 pounds. I weigh about 10 pounds now! Nathan Stormmee wrote: when i kamed here ta life i weited 6.5 powndz, mine frame iza same size anna now i weitz 16 pwnds anna change, i wuz almozt starfed so dey liztenz when i sayz i iz hungri or afriad i amma gonna starf, I alzo eatz onna howr efur hour i iz awake, Tiger, who giggled whenna ted telled soft dat her anna furri spolied uses more dan herown katz iz spolied... ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We've tried to do that and mom ignores us! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: I haz konvinced da hoomanz i haz a mental dizorder "EBS" so dey allatime makez sure da bottom ofda bowl iz covured kuz ifin dey duzint i howlz nonstop, we usta get more wet fudz dan we duz now butted dat iza efil tedz fault, Tiger, smug about his "EBS" ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Mom won't give us canned food at all. And she won't give us new dry food if the dishes are empty. We figure that they're empty if we can see the bottom. Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: now diz iz one thing owr hoomaz duz rite betterer dan mozt hoomanz, we getz dry fud owt alla time, anna furm in at leazt 2 bolws so we duzint hafta wait long ta eat, Tiger, wishin der wuza canned fud set up like diz ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We have to nag our human all the time when we want more food!!! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: Tiger and Chester and TV nod in agreemint ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... We agree! Getting more food is more important! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Sundance wrote: Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so ennee time Meowmie haz sum I askz fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git more hoomin fudz cuz I has a "dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk datz juss a ekskyoos: so whut if she hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo afterwerd? Sundance "Stormmee" wrote in message ... dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc atta time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan haf bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Do they share the roast pork too? Chester, who thinks he's starving to death Stormmee wrote: dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted i duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz gud, anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share dat roazt bezt, Chester ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good things? Chester Stormmee wrote: I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da hooman fud plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6 ownzes, Chester for TV who iz sleepin ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to play with? Chester Stormmee wrote: sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play wif it onna kichin floor, TV ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... What does it taste like? Chester Stormmee wrote: I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud, ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Julie Porter wrote: Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only lets you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to your friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go through your human or try to type? Chester I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable. HoneyCat OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and show you how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that when your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one. Chester A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on mee. Fangu fur the technykal help. HoneyCat I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer dies and get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies! That's what mom does! Chester Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one! HoneyCat Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you can communicate with us faster? Chester I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie. HoneyCat Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one! Chester
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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"
trudi sayed she heard it wuz kuz of mine crystals so i bettere eatit, Tiger,
gruginly ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... There's a law about that that your human is ignoring. Do you want Cousin Roscoe to arrest you? Chester Stormmee wrote: dey haz 'lowed da ted ta make dem buy diz here CD fud which is ok but notted at all yummy, Tiger ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Our humans is horrible about it. If we can't see the bottom of the bowl, it's because the food is something we don't like! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: moztly mine hoomanz iz gud bowt keepin it cofurred, Tiger, who iz adamenint 'bowt diz here rule Julie Porter wrote in message k.net... Dats fritening! Yu doant wanna see da bottom of da bole, no sir. LeO "Stormmee" wrote in message ... I shulda been 16 pwndz butted i wuz starfed so it makez me anxious ifin da bowlz showz itselfz bottom, diz iz NOT 'lowed, Tiger Julie Porter wrote in message hlink.net... Win I came here I wayed 18 pownds. I still way 18 pounds. Ekscuse me, I haf to go back to my dish. LeO When we came here we weighed less than a pound! Mom gave us enough to eat to become big cats but we were always starving to death!!!! Chester and Clarence When I came here I was about 5 months old and weighed about 2 pounds. I weigh about 10 pounds now! Nathan Stormmee wrote: when i kamed here ta life i weited 6.5 powndz, mine frame iza same size anna now i weitz 16 pwnds anna change, i wuz almozt starfed so dey liztenz when i sayz i iz hungri or afriad i amma gonna starf, I alzo eatz onna howr efur hour i iz awake, Tiger, who giggled whenna ted telled soft dat her anna furri spolied uses more dan herown katz iz spolied... ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We've tried to do that and mom ignores us! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: I haz konvinced da hoomanz i haz a mental dizorder "EBS" so dey allatime makez sure da bottom ofda bowl iz covured kuz ifin dey duzint i howlz nonstop, we usta get more wet fudz dan we duz now butted dat iza efil tedz fault, Tiger, smug about his "EBS" ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Mom won't give us canned food at all. And she won't give us new dry food if the dishes are empty. We figure that they're empty if we can see the bottom. Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: now diz iz one thing owr hoomaz duz rite betterer dan mozt hoomanz, we getz dry fud owt alla time, anna furm in at leazt 2 bolws so we duzint hafta wait long ta eat, Tiger, wishin der wuza canned fud set up like diz ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... We have to nag our human all the time when we want more food!!! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Stormmee wrote: Tiger and Chester and TV nod in agreemint ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... We agree! Getting more food is more important! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Sundance wrote: Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so ennee time Meowmie haz sum I askz fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git more hoomin fudz cuz I has a "dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk datz juss a ekskyoos: so whut if she hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo afterwerd? Sundance "Stormmee" wrote in message ... dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc atta time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan haf bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Do they share the roast pork too? Chester, who thinks he's starving to death Stormmee wrote: dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted i duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz gud, anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share dat roazt bezt, Chester ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good things? Chester Stormmee wrote: I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da hooman fud plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6 ownzes, Chester for TV who iz sleepin ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to play with? Chester Stormmee wrote: sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play wif it onna kichin floor, TV ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... What does it taste like? Chester Stormmee wrote: I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud, ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Julie Porter wrote: Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way. It only lets you communicate with the computer so you can send out messages to your friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't have to go through your human or try to type? Chester I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable. HoneyCat OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and show you how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that when your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one. Chester A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on mee. Fangu fur the technykal help. HoneyCat I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer dies and get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies! That's what mom does! Chester Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one! HoneyCat Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you can communicate with us faster? Chester I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie. HoneyCat Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one! Chester
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