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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"



 
 
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Old August 12th 06, 07:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

Other catnidate brofur uv Pres of Catmerica. Debate moderator brofur
uv
Pres of Catmerica & other catnidate. Do u think 1 fambly shud

control
all uv Catmerica? Vote 4 "no nepotism!" Vote 4:

"Lovable Louise"

I'm running for Chief Justicat because I want to make Catmerica a
better place for cats, humans and other animals to live. I've just
gotten a degree in cat and human law which makes me more qualified

than
Lovable Louise. I don't let Clarence influence me in anything!

Chester

UB ~ "Cat law"??

Hi Uncle Cory. Cat law means the laws of Catmerica that cats made
that
humans have to follow! Human laws are the laws humans made for
themselves. I'm trying to integrate the 2 sets of laws into one that
will make humans more civilized!

Chester

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Old August 13th 06, 02:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

I'm running for Chief Justicat because I want to make Catmerica a
better place for cats, humans and other animals to live. I've just
gotten a degree in cat and human law which makes me more qualified than
Lovable Louise. I don't let Clarence influence me in anything!

Chester


No nepotism!

"Lovable Louise"
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Old August 13th 06, 02:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

Other catnidate brofur uv Pres of Catmerica. Debate moderator brofur uv
Pres of Catmerica & other catnidate. Do u think 1 fambly shud control
all uv Catmerica? Vote 4 "no nepotism!" Vote 4:

"Lovable Louise"



Hi Everykitty.

I want all of you to know that I could have just appointed a kitty to
be Chief Justicat. I did that with all the previous Chief Justicats.
I didn't do it this time because one of the catidants who really wants
to be Chief Justicat is one of my brothers. I didn't want to be
accused of nepotism, favoritism or any other kind of ism that some
kitty could think of. That's why I think it's best for Catmerica if
all of the kitties vote for whichever kitty they think would be the
best Chief Justicat.

As for the debate moderator, Nathan volunteered to do that without pay.
He doesn't have any power in deciding which kitty will be the new
Chief Justicat and all he's doing is making sure that the debate runs
smoothly. He has offered to step down from this job if another cat
wants to do it.

Clarence, purrsident of Catmerica


No nepotism!

"Lovable Louise"
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Old August 13th 06, 03:44 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

ClowderCat wrote:
Other catnidate brofur uv Pres of Catmerica. Debate moderator
brofur uv Pres of Catmerica & other catnidate. Do u think 1 fambly
shud control all uv Catmerica? Vote 4 "no nepotism!" Vote 4:

"Lovable Louise"

I'm running for Chief Justicat because I want to make Catmerica a
better place for cats, humans and other animals to live. I've just
gotten a degree in cat and human law which makes me more qualified
than Lovable Louise. I don't let Clarence influence me in anything!

Chester


UB ~ "Cat law"??


Hi Uncle Cory. Cat law means the laws of Catmerica that cats made
that humans have to follow! Human laws are the laws humans made for
themselves. I'm trying to integrate the 2 sets of laws into one that
will make humans more civilized!

Chester


Dat seowndz lyke uh gud ideer, Chester.
Hoominz do need tu b more civilized tu eetsh udder, an
summytymez tu aminalz tuu.
--
Pitö.önya


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Old August 13th 06, 03:49 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

Other catnidate brofur uv Pres of Catmerica. Debate moderator
brofur uv Pres of Catmerica & other catnidate. Do u think 1 fambly
shud control all uv Catmerica? Vote 4 "no nepotism!" Vote 4:

"Lovable Louise"

I'm running for Chief Justicat because I want to make Catmerica a
better place for cats, humans and other animals to live. I've just
gotten a degree in cat and human law which makes me more qualified
than Lovable Louise. I don't let Clarence influence me in anything!

Chester

UB ~ "Cat law"??


Hi Uncle Cory. Cat law means the laws of Catmerica that cats made
that humans have to follow! Human laws are the laws humans made for
themselves. I'm trying to integrate the 2 sets of laws into one that
will make humans more civilized!

Chester


Dat seowndz lyke uh gud ideer, Chester.
Hoominz do need tu b more civilized tu eetsh udder, an
summytymez tu aminalz tuu.
--
Pitö.önya


Right! I'm working on figuring out a way to get humans to be
civilized!

Chester

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Old August 13th 06, 03:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"


Adam wrote:
I'm running for Chief Justicat because I want to make Catmerica a
better place for cats, humans and other animals to live. I've just
gotten a degree in cat and human law which makes me more qualified than
Lovable Louise. I don't let Clarence influence me in anything!

Chester


No nepotism!

"Lovable Louise"


Hi Lovable Louise. Can you say something else?

Chester

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Old August 14th 06, 03:44 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

No nepotism!

"Lovable Louise"



Hi Lovable Louise. Can you say something else?

Chester


Purresident & Chief Justicat shud not share sekretery. No nepotism!

"Lovable Louise"
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Old August 14th 06, 04:08 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

No nepotism!

"Lovable Louise"



Hi Lovable Louise. Can you say something else?

Chester


Purresident & Chief Justicat shud not share sekretery. No nepotism!

"Lovable Louise"


We're not sharing a secretary! Our human doesn't type for us! We have
a telepathic interface in our computer and we use that for all of our
communications with other cats! Do you want one?

Chester

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Old August 14th 06, 03:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

ClowderCat wrote:
No nepotism!

"Lovable Louise"


Hi Lovable Louise. Can you say something else?

Chester


Purresident & Chief Justicat shud not share sekretery. No nepotism!

"Lovable Louise"


We're not sharing a secretary! Our human doesn't type for us! We have
a telepathic interface in our computer and we use that for all of our
communications with other cats! Do you want one?

Chester


Be furry kayrful, Louise. It kuld be a twik. Neggst fing yu noze,
Chester mite be kintrollin' yur thotz!

--- Onyx, nottid at awl suspishus ur ennyfing...

Paw-Ess --- Du yu wantz uh kampain manijur, Louise? I'z furry
gudgudgud attid manijin' fingz.

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Old August 14th 06, 08:17 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

Purresident & Chief Justicat shud not share sekretery. No nepotism!

"Lovable Louise"



We're not sharing a secretary! Our human doesn't type for us! We have
a telepathic interface in our computer and we use that for all of our
communications with other cats! Do you want one?

Chester


Fangu, not needed. Humin undrstand me purfeckly.

"Lovable Louise"

P.S. No nepotism!
 




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