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Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"



 
 
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  #51  
Old August 18th 06, 04:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud,
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...

Julie Porter wrote:
Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way.

It
only
lets
you communicate with the computer so you can send out

messages
to
your
friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't

have to
go
through your human or try to type?

Chester

I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable.

HoneyCat

OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and

show
you
how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that
when
your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one.

Chester

A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on mee.

Fangu fur the technykal help.

HoneyCat

I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer dies

and
get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies!

That's
what mom does!

Chester

Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one!

HoneyCat

Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you can
communicate with us faster?

Chester

I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie.

HoneyCat


Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one!

Chester



  #52  
Old August 18th 06, 04:51 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Julie Porter
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Posts: 580
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way.
It
only
lets
you communicate with the computer so you can send out

messages
to
your
friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't

have to
go
through your human or try to type?

Chester

I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable.

HoneyCat

OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you

and
show
you
how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so

that
when
your human gets a new computer you can move it to that

one.

Chester

A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on

mee.

Fangu fur the technykal help.

HoneyCat

I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer

dies
and
get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies!

That's
what mom does!

Chester

Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one!

HoneyCat

Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you

can
communicate with us faster?

Chester

I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie.

HoneyCat


Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one!

Chester

Itz a nise size fur a kitty, doant yu fink?

HoneyCat


  #53  
Old August 18th 06, 04:51 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

gud, I hadda eat offa paper platez like ani regular kat, diz wuz totalli
unaceptable, Tiger
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
I'll sentence a human like that to kitty jail with no food and only
watermonsters for a day or two.

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
diz iz anofur queskin, whut bad willz happinta hoomanz dat take uses ta
kitty jail anna furget impurrtint stuff likez MINE food bowls??? Tiger
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
Thanks. I'm glad your food bowls are back. Humans should never do
that to us kitties!

Nathan

Stormmee wrote:
I iz glad you iz gonna keep doinit, Tiger calmer now that he has HIS

food
bowls back
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
OK. There haven't been any volunteers to do it anyway!

Nathan

Stormmee wrote:
nope you keep doinit, you iz doin a gud job, diz iz why her iz

mad,
Tiger
gettin kranki hisownsef
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...

Adam wrote:
Other catnidate brofur uv Pres of Catmerica. Debate

moderator
brofur
uv
Pres of Catmerica & other catnidate. Do u think 1 fambly

shud
control
all uv Catmerica? Vote 4 "no nepotism!" Vote 4:

"Lovable Louise"

I became the debate moderator because I didn't know if any

other
cat
wanted to. I will step down to let any cat who wants to be

moderator
do it. Are there any volunteers?

Nathan






  #54  
Old August 19th 06, 01:52 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 529
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"


Julie Porter wrote:
Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way.
It
only
lets
you communicate with the computer so you can send out
messages
to
your
friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't
have to
go
through your human or try to type?

Chester

I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable.

HoneyCat

OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you

and
show
you
how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so

that
when
your human gets a new computer you can move it to that

one.

Chester

A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on

mee.

Fangu fur the technykal help.

HoneyCat

I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer

dies
and
get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies!
That's
what mom does!

Chester

Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one!

HoneyCat

Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you

can
communicate with us faster?

Chester

I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie.

HoneyCat


Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one!

Chester

Itz a nise size fur a kitty, doant yu fink?

HoneyCat


It's purrfect for a kitty. It's like having a paw pilot or pawket pc
only better.

Chester

  #55  
Old August 19th 06, 01:53 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 529
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

What does it taste like?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud,
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...

Julie Porter wrote:
Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that way.
It
only
lets
you communicate with the computer so you can send out
messages
to
your
friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't
have to
go
through your human or try to type?

Chester

I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable.

HoneyCat

OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you and
show
you
how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so that
when
your human gets a new computer you can move it to that one.

Chester

A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on mee.

Fangu fur the technykal help.

HoneyCat

I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer dies
and
get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies!
That's
what mom does!

Chester

Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one!

HoneyCat

Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you can
communicate with us faster?

Chester

I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie.

HoneyCat


Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one!

Chester


  #56  
Old August 19th 06, 01:53 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 529
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

That's horrible. Why did she do that?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
gud, I hadda eat offa paper platez like ani regular kat, diz wuz totalli
unaceptable, Tiger
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
I'll sentence a human like that to kitty jail with no food and only
watermonsters for a day or two.

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
diz iz anofur queskin, whut bad willz happinta hoomanz dat take uses ta
kitty jail anna furget impurrtint stuff likez MINE food bowls??? Tiger
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
Thanks. I'm glad your food bowls are back. Humans should never do
that to us kitties!

Nathan

Stormmee wrote:
I iz glad you iz gonna keep doinit, Tiger calmer now that he has HIS
food
bowls back
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
OK. There haven't been any volunteers to do it anyway!

Nathan

Stormmee wrote:
nope you keep doinit, you iz doin a gud job, diz iz why her iz

mad,
Tiger
gettin kranki hisownsef
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...

Adam wrote:
Other catnidate brofur uv Pres of Catmerica. Debate

moderator
brofur
uv
Pres of Catmerica & other catnidate. Do u think 1 fambly

shud
control
all uv Catmerica? Vote 4 "no nepotism!" Vote 4:

"Lovable Louise"

I became the debate moderator because I didn't know if any

other
cat
wanted to. I will step down to let any cat who wants to be
moderator
do it. Are there any volunteers?

Nathan





  #57  
Old August 19th 06, 03:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 720
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

Oh, where kan I git a Paw Pilot! Meowmie iz allatime playin wif herown one
an it luks furry funfun!

Rebecca

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
ps.com...


It's purrfect for a kitty. It's like having a paw pilot or pawket pc
only better.

Chester



  #58  
Old August 19th 06, 03:52 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 529
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

I think Major is still selling them he

http://www.mainecooncatz.com/index.html

I don't know how many toonas they cost or where they are on the page
though.

I think they're a lot more elaborate than a human palm pilot though.
They have super high speed wireless internet and will do whatever you
want just by thinking at them.

Chester

Rebecca wrote:
Oh, where kan I git a Paw Pilot! Meowmie iz allatime playin wif herown one
an it luks furry funfun!

Rebecca

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
ps.com...


It's purrfect for a kitty. It's like having a paw pilot or pawket pc
only better.

Chester


  #59  
Old August 19th 06, 10:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play wif it onna
kichin floor, TV
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
What does it taste like?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud,
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...

Julie Porter wrote:
Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work that

way.
It
only
lets
you communicate with the computer so you can send out
messages
to
your
friends or surf the web! Do you want one so you don't
have to
go
through your human or try to type?

Chester

I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable.

HoneyCat

OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it for you

and
show
you
how to use it. He'll also teach you how to install it so

that
when
your human gets a new computer you can move it to that

one.

Chester

A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh money on

mee.

Fangu fur the technykal help.

HoneyCat

I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that computer

dies
and
get a new one. She might even do it before the computer dies!
That's
what mom does!

Chester

Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a knew one!

HoneyCat

Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one so you

can
communicate with us faster?

Chester

I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie.

HoneyCat

Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want one!

Chester




  #60  
Old August 19th 06, 10:23 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 12,281
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

dat kitty jail plaze serfz da fuds onna paper kuz dey sayz itz sani sanni..
cleaner or sumfin... i wuz thinkin when ted sayz diz, i eatz dead stuff anna
you iz worried 'bowt germs, silli hooman, i onliezt likez MINE bowls, Tiger
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
That's horrible. Why did she do that?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
gud, I hadda eat offa paper platez like ani regular kat, diz wuz totalli
unaceptable, Tiger
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
I'll sentence a human like that to kitty jail with no food and only
watermonsters for a day or two.

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
diz iz anofur queskin, whut bad willz happinta hoomanz dat take uses

ta
kitty jail anna furget impurrtint stuff likez MINE food bowls???

Tiger
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
Thanks. I'm glad your food bowls are back. Humans should never

do
that to us kitties!

Nathan

Stormmee wrote:
I iz glad you iz gonna keep doinit, Tiger calmer now that he has

HIS
food
bowls back
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
OK. There haven't been any volunteers to do it anyway!

Nathan

Stormmee wrote:
nope you keep doinit, you iz doin a gud job, diz iz why her

iz
mad,
Tiger
gettin kranki hisownsef
ClowderCat wrote in message

oups.com...

Adam wrote:
Other catnidate brofur uv Pres of Catmerica. Debate

moderator
brofur
uv
Pres of Catmerica & other catnidate. Do u think 1 fambly

shud
control
all uv Catmerica? Vote 4 "no nepotism!" Vote 4:

"Lovable Louise"

I became the debate moderator because I didn't know if any

other
cat
wanted to. I will step down to let any cat who wants to

be
moderator
do it. Are there any volunteers?

Nathan







 




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