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  #71  
Old August 22nd 06, 01:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 529
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

That's mean. She should let all of you lick the lollipops if you want!

Chester

Rebecca wrote:
Hmph! Owr Meowmie just kamed home wif some green leefy stufz an sum
lollipopz. She won't evin let Sundance have da rapperz on the lollipopz,
eethur!

Rebecca

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted i
duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz gud,
anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share
dat
roazt bezt, Chester
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good
things?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da hooman

fud
plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6 ownzes,

Chester
for TV who iz sleepin
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to play
with?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play wif

it
onna
kichin floor, TV
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
What does it taste like?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud,
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...

Julie Porter wrote:
Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't work

that
way.
It
only
lets
you communicate with the computer so you can

send
out
messages
to
your
friends or surf the web! Do you want one so

you
don't
have to
go
through your human or try to type?

Chester

I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable.

HoneyCat

OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install it

for
you
and
show
you
how to use it. He'll also teach you how to

install it
so
that
when
your human gets a new computer you can move it to

that
one.

Chester

A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh

money
on
mee.

Fangu fur the technykal help.

HoneyCat

I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when that
computer
dies
and
get a new one. She might even do it before the

computer
dies!
That's
what mom does!

Chester

Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs a

knew
one!

HoneyCat

Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new one

so
you
can
communicate with us faster?

Chester

I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie.

HoneyCat

Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want
one!

Chester







  #72  
Old August 22nd 06, 04:44 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cory
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 148
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

ClowderCat wrote:
Do they share the roast pork too?

Chester, who thinks he's starving to death


UB ~ Oh... does Chester do the pitiful look and wail, too, when he
thinks he should have what "da hoomin" is making for supper... like
he's gonna fall over dead in about 3 seconds if someone doesn't give
him some hoomin food to eat... NOW... purrleez an' fangu????? Onyx has
been known to trip Grandmeowmie (my mom) if some of the dinner prep
doesn't make its way to the floor fast enough for him. Then he looks
at her and blinks with those big eyes, as if to say, "Greeblinz tripped
yurownself, Grandmeowmie, nottid mineownfurryliddlehungryself.".

  #73  
Old August 23rd 06, 12:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 529
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"


Cory wrote:
ClowderCat wrote:
Do they share the roast pork too?

Chester, who thinks he's starving to death


UB ~ Oh... does Chester do the pitiful look and wail, too, when he
thinks he should have what "da hoomin" is making for supper... like
he's gonna fall over dead in about 3 seconds if someone doesn't give
him some hoomin food to eat... NOW... purrleez an' fangu????? Onyx has
been known to trip Grandmeowmie (my mom) if some of the dinner prep
doesn't make its way to the floor fast enough for him. Then he looks
at her and blinks with those big eyes, as if to say, "Greeblinz tripped
yurownself, Grandmeowmie, nottid mineownfurryliddlehungryself.".


Chester doesn't do that. But Clarence will try to stick his head in my
food before I put the dish on the floor for him. He doesn't get away
with it though.

Jan

  #74  
Old August 23rd 06, 04:34 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc atta
time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan haf
bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
Do they share the roast pork too?

Chester, who thinks he's starving to death

Stormmee wrote:
dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted i
duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz gud,
anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share

dat
roazt bezt, Chester
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good
things?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da

hooman
fud
plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6 ownzes,

Chester
for TV who iz sleepin
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to

play
with?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play

wif
it
onna
kichin floor, TV
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
What does it taste like?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud,
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...

Julie Porter wrote:
Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't

work
that
way.
It
only
lets
you communicate with the computer so you

can
send
out
messages
to
your
friends or surf the web! Do you want one

so
you
don't
have to
go
through your human or try to type?

Chester

I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable.

HoneyCat

OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install

it
for
you
and
show
you
how to use it. He'll also teach you how to

install it
so
that
when
your human gets a new computer you can move it

to
that
one.

Chester

A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh

money
on
mee.

Fangu fur the technykal help.

HoneyCat

I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when

that
computer
dies
and
get a new one. She might even do it before the

computer
dies!
That's
what mom does!

Chester

Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs

a
knew
one!

HoneyCat

Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new

one
so
you
can
communicate with us faster?

Chester

I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie.

HoneyCat

Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want

one!

Chester







  #75  
Old August 23rd 06, 04:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 761
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so ennee time Meowmie haz sum I askz
fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git more hoomin fudz cuz I has a
"dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk datz juss a ekskyoos: so whut if she
hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo afterwerd?

Sundance

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc
atta
time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan
haf
bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
Do they share the roast pork too?

Chester, who thinks he's starving to death

Stormmee wrote:
dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted
i
duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz
gud,
anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share

dat
roazt bezt, Chester
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good
things?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da

hooman
fud
plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6
ownzes,
Chester
for TV who iz sleepin
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to

play
with?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play

wif
it
onna
kichin floor, TV
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
What does it taste like?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud,
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...

Julie Porter wrote:
Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't

work
that
way.
It
only
lets
you communicate with the computer so you

can
send
out
messages
to
your
friends or surf the web! Do you want one

so
you
don't
have to
go
through your human or try to type?

Chester

I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable.

HoneyCat

OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install

it
for
you
and
show
you
how to use it. He'll also teach you how to
install it
so
that
when
your human gets a new computer you can move
it

to
that
one.

Chester

A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent
thuh
money
on
mee.

Fangu fur the technykal help.

HoneyCat

I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when

that
computer
dies
and
get a new one. She might even do it before the
computer
dies!
That's
what mom does!

Chester

Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She
needs

a
knew
one!

HoneyCat

Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new

one
so
you
can
communicate with us faster?

Chester

I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie.

HoneyCat

Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want

one!

Chester









  #76  
Old August 24th 06, 12:58 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 529
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

We really like ice cream here and mom won't get it for us very often!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

Stormmee wrote:
dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc atta
time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan haf
bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
Do they share the roast pork too?

Chester, who thinks he's starving to death

Stormmee wrote:
dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted i
duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz gud,
anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share

dat
roazt bezt, Chester
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good
things?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da

hooman
fud
plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6 ownzes,
Chester
for TV who iz sleepin
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to

play
with?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play

wif
it
onna
kichin floor, TV
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
What does it taste like?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud,
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...

Julie Porter wrote:
Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't

work
that
way.
It
only
lets
you communicate with the computer so you

can
send
out
messages
to
your
friends or surf the web! Do you want one

so
you
don't
have to
go
through your human or try to type?

Chester

I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable.

HoneyCat

OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install

it
for
you
and
show
you
how to use it. He'll also teach you how to
install it
so
that
when
your human gets a new computer you can move it

to
that
one.

Chester

A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent thuh
money
on
mee.

Fangu fur the technykal help.

HoneyCat

I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when

that
computer
dies
and
get a new one. She might even do it before the
computer
dies!
That's
what mom does!

Chester

Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She needs

a
knew
one!

HoneyCat

Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new

one
so
you
can
communicate with us faster?

Chester

I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie.

HoneyCat

Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want

one!

Chester






  #77  
Old August 24th 06, 01:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 529
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

We agree! Getting more food is more important!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

Sundance wrote:
Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so ennee time Meowmie haz sum I askz
fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git more hoomin fudz cuz I has a
"dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk datz juss a ekskyoos: so whut if she
hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo afterwerd?

Sundance

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc
atta
time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan
haf
bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
Do they share the roast pork too?

Chester, who thinks he's starving to death

Stormmee wrote:
dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz, butted
i
duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz
gud,
anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey share

dat
roazt bezt, Chester
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other good
things?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da

hooman
fud
plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6
ownzes,
Chester
for TV who iz sleepin
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to

play
with?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta play

wif
it
onna
kichin floor, TV
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
What does it taste like?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud,
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...

Julie Porter wrote:
Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface doesn't

work
that
way.
It
only
lets
you communicate with the computer so you

can
send
out
messages
to
your
friends or surf the web! Do you want one

so
you
don't
have to
go
through your human or try to type?

Chester

I want won. My humin is vurry unreliable.

HoneyCat

OK. Nathan can come over tonight to install

it
for
you
and
show
you
how to use it. He'll also teach you how to
install it
so
that
when
your human gets a new computer you can move
it

to
that
one.

Chester

A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent
thuh
money
on
mee.

Fangu fur the technykal help.

HoneyCat

I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when

that
computer
dies
and
get a new one. She might even do it before the
computer
dies!
That's
what mom does!

Chester

Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She
needs

a
knew
one!

HoneyCat

Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a new

one
so
you
can
communicate with us faster?

Chester

I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie.

HoneyCat

Tell your human that. She should get you one if you want

one!

Chester








  #78  
Old August 24th 06, 01:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anais
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 8
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

On Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:47:58 GMT, Sundance wrote:

Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so ennee time Meowmie haz sum I askz
fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git more hoomin fudz cuz I has a
"dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk datz juss a ekskyoos: so whut if she
hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo afterwerd?

Sundance


I agree, Sundance! Dese hoomans are jus plain lazee! After awl, we hafta
kleen-up after dem, dey is alwayz "cleaning or washing" our fine-smellink
stuff!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anais Lechat
8/23/2006 8:12:16 PM
  #79  
Old August 24th 06, 01:14 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 12,281
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

soft cowntz icecream aza milk Chester, wishing
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
We really like ice cream here and mom won't get it for us very often!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

Stormmee wrote:
dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc

atta
time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin kan

haf
bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
Do they share the roast pork too?

Chester, who thinks he's starving to death

Stormmee wrote:
dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz,

butted i
duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz

gud,
anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey

share
dat
roazt bezt, Chester
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other

good
things?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da

hooman
fud
plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6

ownzes,
Chester
for TV who iz sleepin
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some to

play
with?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta

play
wif
it
onna
kichin floor, TV
ClowderCat wrote in message

oups.com...
What does it taste like?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud,
ClowderCat wrote in message

ups.com...

Julie Porter wrote:
Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface

doesn't
work
that
way.
It
only
lets
you communicate with the computer so

you
can
send
out
messages
to
your
friends or surf the web! Do you want

one
so
you
don't
have to
go
through your human or try to type?

Chester

I want won. My humin is vurry

unreliable.

HoneyCat

OK. Nathan can come over tonight to

install
it
for
you
and
show
you
how to use it. He'll also teach you how

to
install it
so
that
when
your human gets a new computer you can

move it
to
that
one.

Chester

A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent

thuh
money
on
mee.

Fangu fur the technykal help.

HoneyCat

I agree. But she'll ignore what you want when

that
computer
dies
and
get a new one. She might even do it before

the
computer
dies!
That's
what mom does!

Chester

Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She

needs
a
knew
one!

HoneyCat

Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a

new
one
so
you
can
communicate with us faster?

Chester

I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie.

HoneyCat

Tell your human that. She should get you one if you

want
one!

Chester








  #80  
Old August 24th 06, 01:15 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 12,281
Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

Tiger and Chester and TV nod in agreemint
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
We agree! Getting more food is more important!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

Sundance wrote:
Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so ennee time Meowmie haz sum I

askz
fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git more hoomin fudz cuz I has a
"dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk datz juss a ekskyoos: so whut if

she
hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo afterwerd?

Sundance

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no oninz or chocolate, anna not muc
atta
time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez tiger anna OEJ hurke, we efin

kan
haf
bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is glad to have this home
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
Do they share the roast pork too?

Chester, who thinks he's starving to death

Stormmee wrote:
dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez anna yogurt, anna some kanz,

butted
i
duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme see, new turbo skratherz, dat wuz
gud,
anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some gud stuffz, anna sometimez dey

share
dat
roazt bezt, Chester
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
That sounds really expensive. Did they come home with any other

good
things?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I know der won't be aini in owr howze, soft kamed home furm da
hooman
fud
plaze anna atta cheap toona fud plaze it wuz 4 dollarz fur 6
ownzes,
Chester
for TV who iz sleepin
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
They look like a lot of fun. Do you think we can find some

to
play
with?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
sorta lika straberri butte wif more seeds, it wuz kule ta

play
wif
it
onna
kichin floor, TV
ClowderCat wrote in message

oups.com...
What does it taste like?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I eated one onze, TV, it wuz berri gud,
ClowderCat wrote in message

ups.com...

Julie Porter wrote:
Hey Onyx, a telepathic interface

doesn't
work
that
way.
It
only
lets
you communicate with the computer so

you
can
send
out
messages
to
your
friends or surf the web! Do you want

one
so
you
don't
have to
go
through your human or try to type?

Chester

I want won. My humin is vurry

unreliable.

HoneyCat

OK. Nathan can come over tonight to

install
it
for
you
and
show
you
how to use it. He'll also teach you how

to
install it
so
that
when
your human gets a new computer you can

move
it
to
that
one.

Chester

A knew computer? Ide purrfurr dat she spent
thuh
money
on
mee.

Fangu fur the technykal help.

HoneyCat

I agree. But she'll ignore what you want

when
that
computer
dies
and
get a new one. She might even do it before

the
computer
dies!
That's
what mom does!

Chester

Gudniss! My momm has a furry old computer. She
needs
a
knew
one!

HoneyCat

Since it's so old, do you want her to get you a

new
one
so
you
can
communicate with us faster?

Chester

I wanna blakberry. It sownds yummie.

HoneyCat

Tell your human that. She should get you one if you

want
one!

Chester










 




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