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  #51  
Old February 29th 12, 12:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Two Sisters
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On Mon, 27 Feb 2012 16:27:12 -0800, Booker wrote:

Oohh. Surprise me, pleeze. An sumfing yu tink dat Lizzy will lyke too,
an ize bring it tu hur.

Fangu furry much.

Booker


Cybèle turns to Oriane: Hmmm, a Pink Wady or a Gwasshopper..... Whaddya
fink?

Oriane: One ob eech! [Both girls pour and mix, and walk over to Lizzie and
Booker. Hokay guys, two Pink Wadies and two Gwasshoppers! [Both pour one of
each for each cat]

Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/28/2012 7:19:01 PM
  #52  
Old February 29th 12, 03:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Wow. Booker gitz a bit tipsy just lukin at da dwinkz.

Heer Lizzie...yu hafta be a too pawwed drinker, fankz tu da Two Sisters.



On 2/28/2012 4:22 PM, The Two Sisters wrote:
On Mon, 27 Feb 2012 16:27:12 -0800, Booker wrote:

Oohh. Surprise me, pleeze. An sumfing yu tink dat Lizzy will lyke too,
an ize bring it tu hur.

Fangu furry much.

Booker


Cybèle turns to Oriane: Hmmm, a Pink Wady or a Gwasshopper..... Whaddya
fink?

Oriane: One ob eech! [Both girls pour and mix, and walk over to Lizzie and
Booker. Hokay guys, two Pink Wadies and two Gwasshoppers! [Both pour one of
each for each cat]

Cheerz!

  #53  
Old March 3rd 12, 10:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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Iz da partii styl goin on?
Mosey fur hiz home.



Dat saowndz nummy, Trudi. Mosey fur hiz hoam --awf fur uh nap nao wif mai
wink.

i wuld liksa have one of doze, i checked in onna soft, anna resunt dey
eated dinner at, hadda beree nize dezertz, one of demz wuza irish kreme
anna kula milkshake, Trudi


:

Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan
lan da porters on da bak padio.


[A red Fiat 500 pulls up, and two Zot girls step out; open the trunk,and
unpack a portable bar; a few boycats graciously carry it inside and set it
up. The girls greet efurykitty and, standing behind the bar ask]

Cocktails, anykitty? Todayz spechul iz da Aviation: Gin, Creme de
Violette,
Maraschino and Lemon juice!

[With that Cyble pours the ingredients deftly into a cocktail shaker, and
shakes up a full shaker full]

Aviations anykitty? Or we can make you da cocktail ob yur choice!

--
Purrs,

Cyble & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/26/2012 12:55:12 PM


  #54  
Old March 5th 12, 09:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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i mineown self thinkz ursef iz prolee rite, da soft iz oftin slow fillin da
bowls wif no stairz stairz mite make it efin wurze, in which kaze we mite
starf, chester
"Booker" wrote in message
...
Stairz ar a bothfur.

Itz furry furry hard to git hoominz down da stairz tu da fud bowl in da
morninz.

Ize tryed to show dem how. I meowed, den ize went down da stairz, hevvy
like so dey wud heer me.

Den ize repeeted dat abut a dozen tymes. All yesfurday mornin. Dey waz
laffin at me. Laffin an sayin sumfing bout me gitten xercize.

wen pawpaw FINALLy gotten on hizown two feetz, all free uv us ran down da
stairz. Weze heerd dem say sumfing bout a heerd ov elephantz in da house.

Booker

On 2/26/2012 10:04 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
we hazint an up efur, i thinkz itsa krime, efurikittee shuld haf stairzta
pway on. chester

or to twip a hoomin on, Storrmmee eyein dat pezkee soft
"Pi2nya AKA wrote in message
...
We dunt hab un upstayerz. I kud stayend urr laae on da rejiztur,
buttid I purrfurr kowtshez, chayerz an bedz. Spekkulee da gezt bed.
--
Pit.nya
wrote in message
...
We haz doze -- but only upstarez. Da wunz fur downstarez is up at de
seeling. Whut gud duz dat do a kittee?

Rebecca

wrote in message
...
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house
clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open
and there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put
diz
stuff here on Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the
table and deposits some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before
she runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as
the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks.
What is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all
those places in the floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow
is standing over one of them and her hair is blowing like in the out
but
it is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.







  #55  
Old March 5th 12, 09:09 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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da bent thingz iz smoof so it wunt hurt urown footz anna iz ez ta lay on
awso, barbi, xpurrt bent kittee
"MLB" wrote in message
...
On 02/27/2012 11:58 AM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Mosey waffs at Booker. Iffen yer hoomins hab trubbl woking up n daown da
stairz,
remynd dem, up wif da gud fut, daown wif da bad fut. yeUP. Mosey fur hiz
hoam.--wif noe stairz


Stairz ar a bothfur.


Itz furry furry hard to git hoominz down da stairz tu da fud bowl in da
morninz.

Ize tryed to show dem how. I meowed, den ize went down da stairz, hevvy
like so dey wud heer me.

Den ize repeeted dat abut a dozen tymes. All yesfurday mornin. Dey waz
laffin at me. Laffin an sayin sumfing bout me gitten xercize.

wen pawpaw FINALLy gotten on hizown two feetz, all free uv us ran down
da stairz. Weze heerd dem say sumfing bout a heerd ov elephantz in da
house.

Booker

On 2/26/2012 10:04 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
we hazint an up efur, i thinkz itsa krime, efurikittee shuld haf
stairzta
pway on. chester

or to twip a hoomin on, Storrmmee eyein dat pezkee soft
"Pi2nya AKA wrote in message
...
We dunt hab un upstayerz. I kud stayend urr laae on da rejiztur,
buttid I purrfurr kowtshez, chayerz an bedz. Spekkulee da gezt bed.
--
Pit.nya
wrote in message
...
We haz doze -- but only upstarez. Da wunz fur downstarez is up at de
seeling. Whut gud duz dat do a kittee?

Rebecca

wrote in message
...
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house
clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open
and there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put
diz
stuff here on Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the
table and deposits some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just
before
she runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well
as the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks.
What is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all
those places in the floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow
is standing over one of them and her hair is blowing like in the
out but
it is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.


Wot ifn no foots is gud? TuTu






  #56  
Old March 5th 12, 09:09 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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not stairz, heat monzter bentz, trudi
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...

Wai wud dem hab starez inna ruf, Trudi? Mosey--wunnering.

owrz itti bitti hotel had dem inna ruf, no uze at all, trudi


We haz doze -- but only upstarez. Da wunz fur downstarez is up at de
seeling. Whut gud duz dat do a kittee?

Rebecca

"Gramby" oleladywho
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house
clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open
and there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz
stuff here on Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the
table and deposits some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before
she runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks.
What is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all
those places in the floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow
is standing over one of them and her hair is blowing like in the out but
it is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.






  #57  
Old March 5th 12, 09:11 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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yez now dat soft iz not bein so lazee, OEJ, hrmphin dat soft thinkz wurkin
iz more impurrtint dan kitty buzinezzs
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...


Iz da partii styl goin on?
Mosey fur hiz home.



Dat saowndz nummy, Trudi. Mosey fur hiz hoam --awf fur uh nap nao wif mai
wink.

i wuld liksa have one of doze, i checked in onna soft, anna resunt dey
eated dinner at, hadda beree nize dezertz, one of demz wuza irish kreme
anna kula milkshake, Trudi


:

Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan
lan da porters on da bak padio.


[A red Fiat 500 pulls up, and two Zot girls step out; open the trunk,and
unpack a portable bar; a few boycats graciously carry it inside and set
it
up. The girls greet efurykitty and, standing behind the bar ask]

Cocktails, anykitty? Todayz spechul iz da Aviation: Gin, Creme de
Violette,
Maraschino and Lemon juice!

[With that Cyble pours the ingredients deftly into a cocktail shaker,
and
shakes up a full shaker full]

Aviations anykitty? Or we can make you da cocktail ob yur choice!

--
Purrs,

Cyble & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little,
the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/26/2012 12:55:12 PM




  #58  
Old March 5th 12, 09:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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mmm trudi, admires her frind's skills
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 26 Feb 2012 23:33:19 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

i wuld liksa have one of doze, i checked in onna soft, anna resunt dey
eated
dinner at, hadda beree nize dezertz, one of demz wuza irish kreme anna
kula
milkshake, Trudi


Here ya go, Trudi! [pours]

Clinks glasses

Cheers!

--
Purrs,

Cyble & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/27/2012 6:53:36 PM



  #59  
Old March 5th 12, 04:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M[_3_]
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I fownd uh warmwarm playze...itz in frunt ov da friggybox vent.
P2nya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da bent thingz iz smoof so it wunt hurt urown footz anna iz ez
ta lay on awso, barbi, xpurrt bent kittee
"MLB" wrote in message
...
On 02/27/2012 11:58 AM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Mosey waffs at Booker. Iffen yer hoomins hab trubbl woking
up n daown da
stairz,
remynd dem, up wif da gud fut, daown wif da bad fut. yeUP.
Mosey fur hiz
hoam.--wif noe stairz


Stairz ar a bothfur.

Itz furry furry hard to git hoominz down da stairz tu da fud
bowl in da
morninz.

Ize tryed to show dem how. I meowed, den ize went down da
stairz, hevvy
like so dey wud heer me.

Den ize repeeted dat abut a dozen tymes. All yesfurday
mornin. Dey waz
laffin at me. Laffin an sayin sumfing bout me gitten
xercize.

wen pawpaw FINALLy gotten on hizown two feetz, all free uv
us ran down
da stairz. Weze heerd dem say sumfing bout a heerd ov
elephantz in da
house.

Booker

On 2/26/2012 10:04 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
we hazint an up efur, i thinkz itsa krime, efurikittee
shuld haf stairzta
pway on. chester

or to twip a hoomin on, Storrmmee eyein dat pezkee soft
"Pi2nya AKA wrote in
message
...
We dunt hab un upstayerz. I kud stayend urr laae on da
rejiztur,
buttid I purrfurr kowtshez, chayerz an bedz. Spekkulee da
gezt bed.
--
Pit.nya
wrote in message
...
We haz doze -- but only upstarez. Da wunz fur downstarez
is up at de
seeling. Whut gud duz dat do a kittee?

Rebecca

wrote in message
...
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go
ofveer dere. We
kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other
rom her house
clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door
slides open
and there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I
will jus put
diz
stuff here on Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps
up on the
table and deposits some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor
stopping just before
she runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive
and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water
fountain as well
as the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in
his tracks.
What is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the
furnace and all
those places in the floor along the wall is prime real
estate. Willow
is standing over one of them and her hair is blowing
like in the
out but
it is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.


Wot ifn no foots is gud? TuTu








  #60  
Old March 6th 12, 05:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Ize lyke dat place tu. Ceptin sumtimez ize git treeted lyke a football
when i sitz der. Kant imagine wy. Jest protektin da hoominz frum eetin
tu much.

Booker, xpert at sittin in da mostest inconvenient place fur hoominz at
da most inconvenient tyme.

On 3/5/2012 8:29 AM, Sylvia M wrote:
I fownd uh warmwarm playze...itz in frunt ov da friggybox vent.
P2nya

wrote in message
...
da bent thingz iz smoof so it wunt hurt urown footz anna iz ez
ta lay on awso, barbi, xpurrt bent kittee
wrote in message
...
On 02/27/2012 11:58 AM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Mosey waffs at Booker. Iffen yer hoomins hab trubbl woking
up n daown da
stairz,
remynd dem, up wif da gud fut, daown wif da bad fut. yeUP.
Mosey fur hiz
hoam.--wif noe stairz


Stairz ar a bothfur.

Itz furry furry hard to git hoominz down da stairz tu da fud
bowl in da
morninz.

Ize tryed to show dem how. I meowed, den ize went down da
stairz, hevvy
like so dey wud heer me.

Den ize repeeted dat abut a dozen tymes. All yesfurday
mornin. Dey waz
laffin at me. Laffin an sayin sumfing bout me gitten
xercize.

wen pawpaw FINALLy gotten on hizown two feetz, all free uv
us ran down
da stairz. Weze heerd dem say sumfing bout a heerd ov
elephantz in da
house.

Booker

On 2/26/2012 10:04 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
we hazint an up efur, i thinkz itsa krime, efurikittee
shuld haf stairzta
pway on. chester

or to twip a hoomin on, Storrmmee eyein dat pezkee soft
"Pi2nya AKA wrote in
message
...
We dunt hab un upstayerz. I kud stayend urr laae on da
rejiztur,
buttid I purrfurr kowtshez, chayerz an bedz. Spekkulee da
gezt bed.
--
Pit.nya
wrote in message
...
We haz doze -- but only upstarez. Da wunz fur downstarez
is up at de
seeling. Whut gud duz dat do a kittee?

Rebecca

wrote in message
...
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go
ofveer dere. We
kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other
rom her house
clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door
slides open
and there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I
will jus put
diz
stuff here on Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps
up on the
table and deposits some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor
stopping just before
she runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive
and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water
fountain as well
as the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in
his tracks.
What is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the
furnace and all
those places in the floor along the wall is prime real
estate. Willow
is standing over one of them and her hair is blowing
like in the
out but
it is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.


Wot ifn no foots is gud? TuTu








 




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