Mere paper

Babette is not allowed in the loo anymore because of this kind of
thing.......only she doesn't take it through the apartment but kills it
immediately in the loo. And yes, I also use what's left of the roll ;-)

Nanny

"Marina" schreef in bericht
...
It's just paper. But how can there be so much paper on a half-empty roll
of toilet paper?

Last night I awoke to the sounds of terrible carnage (paper-age?) in the
loo. I refused to open my eyes and pulled a pillow over my head. The noise
came closer. I heard something swoosh by the bed, some scuffling on the
floor, and then it continued through the sliding door into the living
room.

Sighing, I opened my eyes and sat up to see what was happening. Something
white gleamed in the dusk. It came through the door from the hallway and
continued through my bedroom and out the sliding door.

Mere was bravely fighting the huge white snake in the living room. It
would seem that it jumped off the TP holder, Mere tried to stop it and
fought it in the loo, but then it got away into the hallway, continued
into my bedroom, where Mere again tried to bunny-kick it into submission.
But it got away again, and fled into the living room, where Mere was
finally able to subdue it. Then big bad Meowmie came and took away her
mighty prey, rolled it all up and put it into the cabinet in the loo.

Yes, I'm stingy enough that I'm going to use the paper. At least I can be
sure that it won't rear its ugly head and bite me in the bum.

--
Marina, Frank, Nikki, and Mere
marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

It's just paper. But how can there be so much paper on a half-empty roll
of toilet paper?

Last night I awoke to the sounds of terrible carnage (paper-age?) in the
loo. I refused to open my eyes and pulled a pillow over my head. The
noise came closer. I heard something swoosh by the bed, some scuffling
on the floor, and then it continued through the sliding door into the
living room.

Sighing, I opened my eyes and sat up to see what was happening.
Something white gleamed in the dusk. It came through the door from the
hallway and continued through my bedroom and out the sliding door.

Mere was bravely fighting the huge white snake in the living room. It
would seem that it jumped off the TP holder, Mere tried to stop it and
fought it in the loo, but then it got away into the hallway, continued
into my bedroom, where Mere again tried to bunny-kick it into
submission. But it got away again, and fled into the living room, where
Mere was finally able to subdue it. Then big bad Meowmie came and took
away her mighty prey, rolled it all up and put it into the cabinet in
the loo.

Yes, I'm stingy enough that I'm going to use the paper. At least I can
be sure that it won't rear its ugly head and bite me in the bum.

--
Marina, Frank, Nikki, and Mere
marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

Marina skrev i meddelandet ...
It's just paper. But how can there be so much paper on a half-empty roll
of toilet paper?

Because it isn't a half-empty roll of TP, it is a half-full roll of TP.
So of course that is a lot of paper. Duh!
Elisabet

On Fri, 13 May 2005 13:40:25 +0300, Marina
yodeled:

It's just paper. But how can there be so much paper on a half-empty roll
of toilet paper?

Last night I awoke to the sounds of terrible carnage (paper-age?) in the
loo. I refused to open my eyes and pulled a pillow over my head. The
noise came closer. I heard something swoosh by the bed, some scuffling
on the floor, and then it continued through the sliding door into the
living room.

Sighing, I opened my eyes and sat up to see what was happening.
Something white gleamed in the dusk. It came through the door from the
hallway and continued through my bedroom and out the sliding door.

Mere was bravely fighting the huge white snake in the living room. It
would seem that it jumped off the TP holder, Mere tried to stop it and
fought it in the loo, but then it got away into the hallway, continued
into my bedroom, where Mere again tried to bunny-kick it into
submission. But it got away again, and fled into the living room, where
Mere was finally able to subdue it. Then big bad Meowmie

You're not bad, you just DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Love, Stinky



Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com

aw, no piccies? I realize it's really late at night, but where's the camera
when you really need it?
Jazz & his mama

--

Irulan
from the stars we come
to the stars we return
from now until the end of time
"Marina" wrote in message
...
It's just paper. But how can there be so much paper on a half-empty roll
of toilet paper?

Last night I awoke to the sounds of terrible carnage (paper-age?) in the
loo. I refused to open my eyes and pulled a pillow over my head. The noise
came closer. I heard something swoosh by the bed, some scuffling on the
floor, and then it continued through the sliding door into the living
room.

Sighing, I opened my eyes and sat up to see what was happening. Something
white gleamed in the dusk. It came through the door from the hallway and
continued through my bedroom and out the sliding door.

Mere was bravely fighting the huge white snake in the living room. It
would seem that it jumped off the TP holder, Mere tried to stop it and
fought it in the loo, but then it got away into the hallway, continued
into my bedroom, where Mere again tried to bunny-kick it into submission.
But it got away again, and fled into the living room, where Mere was
finally able to subdue it. Then big bad Meowmie came and took away her
mighty prey, rolled it all up and put it into the cabinet in the loo.

Yes, I'm stingy enough that I'm going to use the paper. At least I can be
sure that it won't rear its ugly head and bite me in the bum.

--
Marina, Frank, Nikki, and Mere
marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

Marina wrote in message
...
It's just paper. But how can there be so much paper on a half-empty roll
of toilet paper?

Last night I awoke to the sounds of terrible carnage (paper-age?) in the
loo. I refused to open my eyes and pulled a pillow over my head. The
noise came closer. I heard something swoosh by the bed, some scuffling
on the floor, and then it continued through the sliding door into the
living room.

Sighing, I opened my eyes and sat up to see what was happening.
Something white gleamed in the dusk. It came through the door from the
hallway and continued through my bedroom and out the sliding door.

Mere was bravely fighting the huge white snake in the living room. It
would seem that it jumped off the TP holder, Mere tried to stop it and
fought it in the loo, but then it got away into the hallway, continued
into my bedroom, where Mere again tried to bunny-kick it into
submission. But it got away again, and fled into the living room, where
Mere was finally able to subdue it. Then big bad Meowmie came and took
away her mighty prey, rolled it all up and put it into the cabinet in
the loo.

Yes, I'm stingy enough that I'm going to use the paper. At least I can
be sure that it won't rear its ugly head and bite me in the bum.

--
Marina, Frank, Nikki, and Mere
marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

Ah, dere is a Great White Finnish Loo Snake, just as dere is a Great White
Californian Loo Snake! Dey're desperately sneaky, and very dangerous, as any
self-respecting cat can tell you. Dey're always coyled to spring! I've
fought with many a loo snake in my short life. I'm glad to see Mere has been
following my tips for how to deal wit dem and protekt her hoomin.

Nina

"Lisa Katt" wrote in message
...
Because it isn't a half-empty roll of TP, it is a half-full roll of TP.
So of course that is a lot of paper. Duh!
Elisabet


Hej Elisabet - how are the lilacs coming along?

--
lewe
lewemi at yahoo dot se | cats' pics: photos.yahoo.com/lewemi

"Melissa Houle" wrote in message
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Marina wrote in message
...
It's just paper. But how can there be so much paper on a half-empty roll
of toilet paper?

Last night I awoke to the sounds of terrible carnage (paper-age?) in the
loo. I refused to open my eyes and pulled a pillow over my head. The
noise came closer. I heard something swoosh by the bed, some scuffling
on the floor, and then it continued through the sliding door into the
living room.

Sighing, I opened my eyes and sat up to see what was happening.
Something white gleamed in the dusk. It came through the door from the
hallway and continued through my bedroom and out the sliding door.

Mere was bravely fighting the huge white snake in the living room. It
would seem that it jumped off the TP holder, Mere tried to stop it and
fought it in the loo, but then it got away into the hallway, continued
into my bedroom, where Mere again tried to bunny-kick it into
submission. But it got away again, and fled into the living room, where
Mere was finally able to subdue it. Then big bad Meowmie came and took
away her mighty prey, rolled it all up and put it into the cabinet in
the loo.

Yes, I'm stingy enough that I'm going to use the paper. At least I can
be sure that it won't rear its ugly head and bite me in the bum.

--
Marina, Frank, Nikki, and Mere
marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

Ah, dere is a Great White Finnish Loo Snake, just as dere is a Great White
Californian Loo Snake! Dey're desperately sneaky, and very dangerous, as
any
self-respecting cat can tell you. Dey're always coyled to spring! I've
fought with many a loo snake in my short life. I'm glad to see Mere has
been
following my tips for how to deal wit dem and protekt her hoomin.

Dere izza Great Australian coil snake too, but it not live in da loo, but
lives ina lounge and Mama uses it to wipe gooshy food offa My Best Friend's
face an' to mop up anyfink dat My Best Friend spills feeds to da carpet. I
fink it mus be relayted to da Loo Snake because there is anuvver one jus
liyk it inna loo, but I only killz da one in da lounge room. I figga da on
inna loo is not too dangerous beecoz Mama and Paw are alwayz choppin off itz
hed an puttin it in dere litterbox, so it canna be too daynjerus, but da one
inna lounge room, dat one makes My Best Friend cry, so I killz it as often
as I can.

IBKFergus

*slap* Its just toilet paper, you idiot! - Shmogg.

LOL! Great description, Marina! Midnight shreds our tp while it's hanging
on the roll by the toilet and Tucker has a thing for paper towel rolls.
Christine
"Marina" wrote in message
...
It's just paper. But how can there be so much paper on a half-empty roll
of toilet paper?

Last night I awoke to the sounds of terrible carnage (paper-age?) in the
loo. I refused to open my eyes and pulled a pillow over my head. The
noise came closer. I heard something swoosh by the bed, some scuffling
on the floor, and then it continued through the sliding door into the
living room.

Sighing, I opened my eyes and sat up to see what was happening.
Something white gleamed in the dusk. It came through the door from the
hallway and continued through my bedroom and out the sliding door.

Mere was bravely fighting the huge white snake in the living room. It
would seem that it jumped off the TP holder, Mere tried to stop it and
fought it in the loo, but then it got away into the hallway, continued
into my bedroom, where Mere again tried to bunny-kick it into
submission. But it got away again, and fled into the living room, where
Mere was finally able to subdue it. Then big bad Meowmie came and took
away her mighty prey, rolled it all up and put it into the cabinet in
the loo.

Yes, I'm stingy enough that I'm going to use the paper. At least I can
be sure that it won't rear its ugly head and bite me in the bum.

--
Marina, Frank, Nikki, and Mere
marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

LOL, such a brave kitten, I'm glad she's keeping you safe.
Suz&Spicey