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Old April 3rd 07, 03:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
GaDragonfly
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If I disappear from the group in about 2 weeks from now, and I don't
respond to pings, would someone please light a candle to help guide me
on my journey to the Bridge? You see, Lacey was lying in my lap this
evening and I was softly petting her belly. She didn't like that so
she began to bunny kick me. She held my hand with her front paws and
just tore into me. Except that when she was at the vet on Saturday
they clipped her nails. She wasn't hurting me and I started laughing
at her. Ohhhh, nasty kitty glare. I couldn't help it, I mocked her,
I told her she couldn't hurt me and I continued to poke and tickle her
belly. I just know I'm going to regret this in a week or two, but it
just couldn't be helped.

Julie

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Old April 3rd 07, 04:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Marina
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GaDragonfly wrote:
If I disappear from the group in about 2 weeks from now, and I don't
respond to pings, would someone please light a candle to help guide me
on my journey to the Bridge? You see, Lacey was lying in my lap this
evening and I was softly petting her belly. She didn't like that so
she began to bunny kick me. She held my hand with her front paws and
just tore into me. Except that when she was at the vet on Saturday
they clipped her nails. She wasn't hurting me and I started laughing
at her. Ohhhh, nasty kitty glare. I couldn't help it, I mocked her,
I told her she couldn't hurt me and I continued to poke and tickle her
belly. I just know I'm going to regret this in a week or two, but it
just couldn't be helped.



Good luck, Julie. I will light a candle for you when (not if, when) you
disappear.

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Old April 3rd 07, 04:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
badwilson
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I'm 100% certain it won't be necessary. I regularly clip Vino's claws
and then taunt him mercilessly while he tries to bunny kick me with no
noticeable effects. I've been the recipient of countless
looks-of-deaths and I'm still very much around, LOL! I have since
realized that the look looks much scarier than it is ;-)
--
Britta
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GaDragonfly wrote:
If I disappear from the group in about 2 weeks from now, and I don't
respond to pings, would someone please light a candle to help guide me
on my journey to the Bridge? You see, Lacey was lying in my lap this
evening and I was softly petting her belly. She didn't like that so
she began to bunny kick me. She held my hand with her front paws and
just tore into me. Except that when she was at the vet on Saturday
they clipped her nails. She wasn't hurting me and I started laughing
at her. Ohhhh, nasty kitty glare. I couldn't help it, I mocked her,
I told her she couldn't hurt me and I continued to poke and tickle her
belly. I just know I'm going to regret this in a week or two, but it
just couldn't be helped.

Julie


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Old April 3rd 07, 10:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Adrian A
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GaDragonfly wrote:
If I disappear from the group in about 2 weeks from now, and I don't
respond to pings, would someone please light a candle to help guide me
on my journey to the Bridge? You see, Lacey was lying in my lap this
evening and I was softly petting her belly. She didn't like that so
she began to bunny kick me. She held my hand with her front paws and
just tore into me. Except that when she was at the vet on Saturday
they clipped her nails. She wasn't hurting me and I started laughing
at her. Ohhhh, nasty kitty glare. I couldn't help it, I mocked her,
I told her she couldn't hurt me and I continued to poke and tickle her
belly. I just know I'm going to regret this in a week or two, but it
just couldn't be helped.

Julie


You scared me with your subject line! Maybe you won't deserve a candle if
the cause of your demise is mocking your owner. ;-)
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera)
Cats leave pawprints on your heart.
http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk


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Old April 3rd 07, 12:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Lesley via CatKB.com
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badwilson wrote:
I've been the recipient of countless
looks-of-deaths and I'm still very much around,


It isn't natural for me not to get at least one look-of-death from Sarrasine
a day!

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

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Old April 3rd 07, 07:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Tanada
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"GaDragonfly" wrote in message
oups.com...
If I disappear from the group in about 2 weeks from now, and I don't
respond to pings, would someone please light a candle to help guide me
on my journey to the Bridge? You see, Lacey was lying in my lap this
evening and I was softly petting her belly. She didn't like that so
she began to bunny kick me. She held my hand with her front paws and
just tore into me. Except that when she was at the vet on Saturday
they clipped her nails. She wasn't hurting me and I started laughing
at her. Ohhhh, nasty kitty glare. I couldn't help it, I mocked her,
I told her she couldn't hurt me and I continued to poke and tickle her
belly. I just know I'm going to regret this in a week or two, but it
just couldn't be helped.



I'm in ur closet looking for revenge.....

Pam S. laughing at poor Julie and knowing what it is like to look around
corners for whichever cat is going to get her.


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Old April 3rd 07, 10:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Karen AKA Kajikit
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On 2 Apr 2007 19:55:17 -0700, "GaDragonfly"
wrote:

If I disappear from the group in about 2 weeks from now, and I don't
respond to pings, would someone please light a candle to help guide me
on my journey to the Bridge? You see, Lacey was lying in my lap this
evening and I was softly petting her belly. She didn't like that so
she began to bunny kick me. She held my hand with her front paws and
just tore into me. Except that when she was at the vet on Saturday
they clipped her nails. She wasn't hurting me and I started laughing
at her. Ohhhh, nasty kitty glare. I couldn't help it, I mocked her,
I told her she couldn't hurt me and I continued to poke and tickle her
belly. I just know I'm going to regret this in a week or two, but it
just couldn't be helped.

For a minute there I thought something was seriously wrong... I'm glad
you were just risking the Wrath of Cat :P
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Old April 3rd 07, 10:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Outsider
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"GaDragonfly" wrote in
oups.com:

If I disappear from the group in about 2 weeks from now, and I don't
respond to pings, would someone please light a candle to help guide me
on my journey to the Bridge? You see, Lacey was lying in my lap this
evening and I was softly petting her belly. She didn't like that so
she began to bunny kick me. She held my hand with her front paws and
just tore into me. Except that when she was at the vet on Saturday
they clipped her nails. She wasn't hurting me and I started laughing
at her. Ohhhh, nasty kitty glare. I couldn't help it, I mocked her,
I told her she couldn't hurt me and I continued to poke and tickle her
belly. I just know I'm going to regret this in a week or two, but it
just couldn't be helped.

Julie




I am not sure a candle will help. You have really tempted fate. I fear
the worst.

Andy




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Old April 3rd 07, 11:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
SuzQ
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I get that look whenever my aides put me on my(her ;o) bed.
Suz&Scary Spice

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Old April 4th 07, 04:09 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
sam
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GaDragonfly wrote:
If I disappear from the group in about 2 weeks from now, and I don't
respond to pings, would someone please light a candle to help guide me
on my journey to the Bridge? You see, Lacey was lying in my lap this
evening and I was softly petting her belly. She didn't like that so
she began to bunny kick me. She held my hand with her front paws and
just tore into me. Except that when she was at the vet on Saturday
they clipped her nails. She wasn't hurting me and I started laughing
at her. Ohhhh, nasty kitty glare. I couldn't help it, I mocked her,
I told her she couldn't hurt me and I continued to poke and tickle her
belly. I just know I'm going to regret this in a week or two, but it
just couldn't be helped.

Julie

U don't desurv purrs. Yoo wuz mean Meowmie. Yoo desurv a bucket of
wadder dumped on u when u sleep. Keep dat wun I open!

Mistletoe
 




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