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I had to teech Meowmie a lessin
Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek fingz
owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis kase it wuz myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown point, so I pushed it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry lowd noyze! When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da bafrum -- "so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her kleenin up da broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself owt uv da bafrum. I wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss kitteez dat had to go, but I had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz arown da edj uv da kownterz. Sundance |
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I had to teech Meowmie a lessin
sumtimez sumfin hasta be sakrifized ta make a purnt, OEJ
"Sundance" wrote in message ... Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek fingz owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis kase it wuz myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown point, so I pushed it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry lowd noyze! When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da bafrum -- "so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her kleenin up da broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself owt uv da bafrum. I wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss kitteez dat had to go, but I had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz arown da edj uv da kownterz. Sundance |
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I had to teech Meowmie a lessin
On Jan 17, 4:23*am, "Sundance" wrote:
Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek fingz owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis kase it wuz myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown point, so I pushed it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry lowd noyze! When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da bafrum -- * "so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her kleenin up da broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself owt uv da bafrum. I wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss kitteez dat had to go, but I had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz arown da edj uv da kownterz. Dat wuz furry smarted, Sunnydanse. I exPESHully wiked how you letted yoorseff out ob da bafroom. -- WooToo |
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I had to teech Meowmie a lessin
I unnershtand kompleeetlee.
Meowmee iz so wewl twained, dat hur sqweelz Nooooo! ....an den watchez me nok off whuteffur iz on da kowntur. -- Pitô.ônya "Sundance" wrote in message ... Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek fingz owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis kase it wuz myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown point, so I pushed it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry lowd noyze! When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da bafrum -- "so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her kleenin up da broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself owt uv da bafrum. I wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss kitteez dat had to go, but I had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz arown da edj uv da kownterz. Sundance |
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I had to teech Meowmie a lessin
On Jan 17, 2:03*pm, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote: I unnershtand kompleeetlee. Meowmee iz so wewl twained, dat hur sqweelz Nooooo! ...an den watchez me nok off whuteffur iz on da kowntur. -- Pitô.ônya "Sundance" wrote in message ... Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek fingz owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis kase it wuz myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown point, so I pushed it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry lowd noyze! When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da bafrum -- *"so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her kleenin up da broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself owt uv da bafrum. I wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss kitteez dat had to go, but I had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz arown da edj uv da kownterz. Sundance- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I gess gnot effury hoomin can be twaynd tu skweel, cuz mine meowmie purrsists in attemptink tu pik me up wen fings ar beeng moofed awoun by mine own pawz. Ob corse ai doo gnot awwow dat to happin, sew dere ensooz a silent stwuggl in wich ai awways git awway unharmd but sumwut sturrd up. Wun instanse we fell down tewgeffur. Gnot tu wurry, i gotted away as yoozhool. Da skweeling seems mor civalized tu me. Juts mine humbl fewine ohpinyon. MeOwy |
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I had to teech Meowmie a lessin
On Jan 17, 9:23*am, "Sundance" wrote:
Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek fingz owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis kase it wuz myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown point, so I pushed it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry lowd noyze! When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da bafrum -- * "so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her kleenin up da broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself owt uv da bafrum. I wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss kitteez dat had to go, but I had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz arown da edj uv da kownterz. Sundance Wat a gudgud kitty yu arr Sundance an wat a wukky Meomie to hav sutch a consheewenshus kitty tu take care offa hur. Purrhaps it wus tyme fur a nue kittydish? Bet yure cownturs cweer now! Hehe! Gordon Kittiez |
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I had to teech Meowmie a lessin
On Jan 17, 9:26*pm, MeOwy wrote:
On Jan 17, 2:03*pm, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote: I unnershtand kompleeetlee. Meowmee iz so wewl twained, dat hur sqweelz Nooooo! ...an den watchez me nok off whuteffur iz on da kowntur. -- Pitô.ônya "Sundance" wrote in message ... Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek fingz owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis kase it wuz myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown point, so I pushed it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry lowd noyze! When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da bafrum -- *"so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her kleenin up da broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself owt uv da bafrum. I wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss kitteez dat had to go, but I had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz arown da edj uv da kownterz. Sundance- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I gess gnot effury hoomin can be twaynd tu skweel, cuz mine meowmie purrsists in attemptink tu pik me up wen fings ar beeng moofed awoun by mine own pawz. *Ob corse ai doo gnot awwow dat to happin, sew dere ensooz a silent stwuggl in wich ai awways git awway unharmd but sumwut sturrd up. Wun instanse we fell down tewgeffur. Gnot tu wurry, i gotted away as yoozhool. Da skweeling seems mor civalized tu me. Juts mine humbl fewine ohpinyon. MeOwy Hahaha! Dats gotted usses waffin! Da GKz stiwl waffin |
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I had to teech Meowmie a lessin
I unnershtand kompleeetlee. Meowmee iz so wewl twained, dat hur sqweelz Nooooo! ...an den watchez me nok off whuteffur iz on da kowntur. -- Pitô.ônya "Sundance" Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek fingz owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis kase it wuz myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown point, so I pushed it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry lowd noyze! When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da bafrum -- "so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her kleenin up da broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself owt uv da bafrum. I wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss kitteez dat had to go, but I had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz arown da edj uv da kownterz. Sundance- waow Sundance, haow did yew git yerownself owt uff da bafroom bai yerownself? I gess gnot effury hoomin can be twaynd tu skweel, cuz mine meowmie purrsists in attemptink tu pik me up wen fings ar beeng moofed awoun by mine own pawz. Ob corse ai doo gnot awwow dat to happin, sew dere ensooz a silent stwuggl in wich ai awways git awway unharmd but sumwut sturrd up. Wun instanse we fell down tewgeffur. Gnot tu wurry, i gotted away as yoozhool. Da skweeling seems mor civalized tu me. Juts mine humbl fewine ohpinyon. MeOwy Hahaha! Dats gotted usses waffin! Da GKz stiwl waffin Yoo gotz gud waffs. GKz Duh unly une hoo wipes finz off da kounturz n mai momz nitestand is da PookyKat..n he iz full uf mizchiff. yeUP. mai wifekitty MeOwy iz sew funnee, n bootiful tew. *Nosepoinks* tew mai MeOwy Luvz 3 Moaey Oh |
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I had to teech Meowmie a lessin
On Mon, 17 Jan 2011 01:23:08 -0800, "Sundance" wrote:
Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek fingz owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis kase it wuz myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown point, so I pushed it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry lowd noyze! When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da bafrum -- "so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her kleenin up da broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself owt uv da bafrum. I wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss kitteez dat had to go, but I had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz arown da edj uv da kownterz. Sundance Perhaps your meowmie will get you a nice new, shiny stainless steel dish, now. Then, if she is foolish enough to leave it on the edge of the counter again, at least it won't get broken. |
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I had to teech Meowmie a lessin
On Jan 17, 6:39*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
I unnershtand kompleeetlee. Meowmee iz so wewl twained, dat hur sqweelz Nooooo! ...an den watchez me nok off whuteffur iz on da kowntur. -- Pitô.ônya "Sundance" Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek fingz owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis kase it wuz myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown point, so I pushed it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry lowd noyze! When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da bafrum -- *"so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her kleenin up da broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself owt uv da bafrum. I wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss kitteez dat had to go, but I had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz arown da edj uv da kownterz. Sundance- waow Sundance, haow did yew git yerownself owt uff da bafroom bai yerownself? I gess gnot effury hoomin can be twaynd tu skweel, cuz mine meowmie purrsists in attemptink tu pik me up wen fings ar beeng moofed awoun by mine own pawz. *Ob corse ai doo gnot awwow dat to happin, sew dere ensooz a silent stwuggl in wich ai awways git awway unharmd but sumwut sturrd up. Wun instanse we fell down tewgeffur. Gnot tu wurry, i gotted away as yoozhool. Da skweeling seems mor civalized tu me. Juts mine humbl fewine ohpinyon. MeOwy Hahaha! Dats gotted usses waffin! Da GKz stiwl waffin Yoo gotz *gud waffs. GKz Duh unly une hoo wipes finz off da kounturz n mai momz nitestand is da PookyKat..n he iz full uf mizchiff. yeUP. mai wifekitty MeOwy iz sew funnee, n bootiful tew. *Nosepoinks* *tew mai MeOwy Luvz * *3 Moaey Oh- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Deer Mosey O, yoo needz to wepurrt PookyKat tu da mischiff depurrment sinse yoo ar a eye witless tu his doinks. Wuffs, MeOwy *nosepoink* |
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