I'z taking a short trip

Pipps blushes..ai like Ranger too, dis wyl beh sew mutch fun.

[The cat-laden pickup continues westbound on Interstate 80. The humans to
be completely oblivious to the fact that the truck is covered with
kitties. When the truck stops at a truck stop for a bathroom break the
kitties all 'port into the space under the rear seat until the humans
return, then 'port back to their riding positions.

After just a few hours the truck approaches the Iowa/Illinois line.
Ranger stands up on his hind paws and looks over the edge of the bridge.]

Wow! Look at dat - dat must be da Mississississippippippippi River. Dat's
BIG! Can imagine how big the fishies living in dat river must be? Pipps,
how would like to go fishing dere wif me some time? Wow! Dat's big.

Ranger


Wow dat iz amazing.. n srsly BIG!!!
ai wood wike dat vury mutch Ranger..au luv tew fish.
ai gotz mai oan pole n kan tye fliez n hab netz n awl kindz uff fishing
geer.
ai ulso gotz awl kindz uff kamping geer tew.
Innttyme yew wanna go fish, lemme gnow n ai wyl beh reddy.

Pipps

Piglett stnads beside him. Yearz ago, I ceed a bigbig turdle from dat
rifver. It was three cats long across itself. Da gramby kaught a 8 lb
catfish dere but didn’t giff me any of itself. She shudders thinking
how that fish flopped when they brought it home.

Three cats long? WHOA! Dat sounds like a monster. Dat's scary to fink
about.

Ranger

ai hab seen fishies dat big mai self tew Ranger..[waffing]
Dey r funnee n et mite take boff uff usses tew kach une if wee wanna.
ai gotz jest da rite pole n hook fur dat.
Dozr big turdlez r fun tew tok tew

Pipps

Hmmmm...Du yu tink yu shud leaf hur?
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Dat sownz gudgud, an uv korse Ize bein nice to Meowmie. Not only kuz
uv herown purrday, but kuz she had a liddle serjeree on herown toe a
week ago. Herown fut iz awl rapped up in dis wite clof stuf an she'z
warin a funnee shoo.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
I tink itz awl gray....urrr maybe kleer?????
I yam moztlee gray-blak on top enny wayz.
I wyll pak uh piknik bazkit of goodeez tu share.
Be shur tu be spekkulee nize tu yur meowmee tunyte,
kuz itz hur purrday, ya kno.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Hmmm, Sammy didnt say whut da dress kode iz. I imajin we kan ware
enneefing we wantz. Whut duz a ghostink owtfit luk like?

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Wyyy Shur, SunnyDance!
Shud I weer uh ghostink owfit?
Itt'l be nize tu get uhway frum heer, itz booorink, I'z juzt bin
layink
unrownd in diz tuu warm heowze.
--
Pitô.ônya


"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Ooh, dat sownz funfun! Toonya, wud yoo like to go on dis trip wif
myownself?

Sundance

"Samuel Redcat Mahoney" wrote in message
...
Mine hoomins has to go back to Eye-oh-uh dis weekend to fix some
stuff at
da howse er used to live in. Dey is plannin on leavin us kitties
at home,
but I gots other plans.

Remember a few years ago, back when mine Paw was first drivin da
big
metalmonster an Lilith an me ghosted along wif him? Well, I'm
doing dat
again. Him is leaving tomorrow (Friday) mornin and coming home on
Sunday.

Any kitties want to ghost along wif us? I'z got hiding places all
worked
out in hims pickup metalmonster and hims hotel rooms. Lilith, do
you want
to go wif me? It could be fun, and it will be a really short
adbenture.

Sammy Redcat

Lizzie walks up to Harri. Misss Harri cud we haff sum fun diz day and allof
uz get skate boards and tie dem onto da back of da truk I knowz O t said
sumwun kud make it so no cat kud git hurt, Melia I fink waz da namez. I
just fink it wud be funnie to watch da hoomanz watch uz do dat.

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message ...



Piglett stnads beside him. Yearz ago, I ceed a bigbig turdle from dat
rifver. It was three cats long across itself. Da gramby kaught a 8 lb
catfish dere but didn’t giff me any of itself. She shudders thinking
how that fish flopped when they brought it home.

Three cats long? WHOA! Dat sounds like a monster. Dat's scary to fink
about.

Ranger

ai hab seen fishies dat big mai self tew Ranger..[waffing]
Dey r funnee n et mite take boff uff usses tew kach une if wee wanna.
ai gotz jest da rite pole n hook fur dat.
Dozr big turdlez r fun tew tok tew

Pipps

On Sat, 25 Jun 2011 06:52:00 -0500, Gramby wrote:

Lizzie walks up to Harri. Misss Harri cud we haff sum fun diz day and
allof uz get skate boards and tie dem onto da back of da truk I knowz O
t said sumwun kud make it so no cat kud git hurt, Melia I fink waz da
namez. I just fink it wud be funnie to watch da hoomanz watch uz do
dat.

[Harri's eyes start to gleam and her tail to twitch. She dives into the
bed of the pickup, steps into the teleporter and disappears. Moments
later she reappears with a big bundle of skateboards and some hardware.
She quickly ties ropes to the trailer hitch and to the skateboards,
consults with Amelia who makes some adjustments to her hidden control
panel, then together they toss a skateboard over the tailgate. The
skateboard lands right-side up, and Amelia notices that the wheels aren't
spinning. She tells Harri "Perfect! The force field is between the road
and the skateboard". Just then the pickup slows to avoid an idiot driver.
The skateboard remains a safe distance behind the truck. "And it also
cushions the front and rear. We're ready!" With that Harri and Amelia
toss the remaining skateboards over the tailgate.]

Dat was an egzdellent idearment, Lizzie! We're all set now. We have
skateboards for whoever wants one, and they're all safe now. No kitty can
get hurt, even if they fall off.

Dat was an egzdellent idearment, Lizzie! We're all set now. We have
skateboards for whoever wants one, and they're all safe now. No kitty
can get hurt, even if they fall off.

[Amelia lowers the tailgate then gingerly hops down on to the force
field, then walks to a skateboard and takes her place. She gets nicelt
balanced, then adjusts her position to maximize the feeling of the air
blowing through her fur.

Once she is settled she looks around and enjoys the looks of gaping
bewilderment on the faces of drivers going by.]

O T stands on the tailgate and looks from Lizzy to Harri. Oh mine goahez,
tween Harri anna mine sister Lizzy, I duzent stan a chanze. He titters for
a minute and then jumps to a skateboard. After getting his 20 pounds
settled in place and finds he enjoys this. Poor humanz dey realli wont
haff a klue. He thinks that having Harri and Lizzy in the same family mite,
just mite be ok.

"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 25 Jun 2011 06:52:00 -0500, Gramby wrote:

Lizzie walks up to Harri. Misss Harri cud we haff sum fun diz day and
allof uz get skate boards and tie dem onto da back of da truk I knowz O
t said sumwun kud make it so no cat kud git hurt, Melia I fink waz da
namez. I just fink it wud be funnie to watch da hoomanz watch uz do
dat.

[Harri's eyes start to gleam and her tail to twitch. She dives into the
bed of the pickup, steps into the teleporter and disappears. Moments
later she reappears with a big bundle of skateboards and some hardware.
She quickly ties ropes to the trailer hitch and to the skateboards,
consults with Amelia who makes some adjustments to her hidden control
panel, then together they toss a skateboard over the tailgate. The
skateboard lands right-side up, and Amelia notices that the wheels aren't
spinning. She tells Harri "Perfect! The force field is between the road
and the skateboard". Just then the pickup slows to avoid an idiot driver.
The skateboard remains a safe distance behind the truck. "And it also
cushions the front and rear. We're ready!" With that Harri and Amelia
toss the remaining skateboards over the tailgate.]

Dat was an egzdellent idearment, Lizzie! We're all set now. We have
skateboards for whoever wants one, and they're all safe now. No kitty can
get hurt, even if they fall off.

Hey Lizzie - when dis trip is over howz about we port back here an bungee
jump off da bridge ofer da Mississippi River?

Harri

Lizzie thinks for a minute. Wellz I duzen kno what dat iz butted if u wansta
and will teach mineselfz I will du it if u duz.
O T who has ben skateboarding between Harri and Lizzie promptly fall off his
board. Carried along on the force field he struggles to return to his
board. Hari mine luff I will go wiff u guyz but I WILL NOT DU DAT.

"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ...

Hey Lizzie - when dis trip is over howz about we port back here an bungee
jump off da bridge ofer da Mississippi River?

Harri

oej thinkz... poor ot, a wife kitty anna sisfur kitty wiffa big sense of
abenshure...
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Lizzie walks up to Harri. Misss Harri cud we haff sum fun diz day and
allof uz get skate boards and tie dem onto da back of da truk I knowz O t
said sumwun kud make it so no cat kud git hurt, Melia I fink waz da namez.
I just fink it wud be funnie to watch da hoomanz watch uz do dat.

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message ...



Piglett stnads beside him. Yearz ago, I ceed a bigbig turdle from dat
rifver. It was three cats long across itself. Da gramby kaught a 8 lb
catfish dere but didn't giff me any of itself. She shudders thinking
how that fish flopped when they brought it home.

Three cats long? WHOA! Dat sounds like a monster. Dat's scary to fink
about.

Ranger

ai hab seen fishies dat big mai self tew Ranger..[waffing]
Dey r funnee n et mite take boff uff usses tew kach une if wee wanna.
ai gotz jest da rite pole n hook fur dat.
Dozr big turdlez r fun tew tok tew

Pipps