Is my cat dead?

Hasnt moved one inch in a week or so..
and its farting or something..
Is my cat dead? Or just faking it?

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"BuZZard" wrote in message
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Hasnt moved one inch in a week or so..
and its farting or something..
Is my cat dead? Or just faking it?


Faking and being an attention seeker - ignore it.
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On 05 Mar 2005, BuZZard quit lovin' on the Buttmonkey of Paradise and said:

Hasnt moved one inch in a week or so..
and its farting or something..
Is my cat dead? Or just faking it?

yeah, it's just ****ing with your mind, Buzz
give it a kick

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"Barb" wrote in message
o.verio.net...
A cat that doesn't move for a week is dead. A cat that farts is alive.
Therefore, your cat lay dead for a week and now is coming back, possibly
in
a zombie state. Be careful.

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Barb
Of course I don't look busy,
I did it right the first time.



lol

A cat that doesn't move for a week is dead. A cat that farts is alive.
Therefore, your cat lay dead for a week and now is coming back, possibly in
a zombie state. Be careful.

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Barb
Of course I don't look busy,
I did it right the first time.

On Sat, 05 Mar 2005 19:01:40 -0500, BuZZard wrote:

Hasnt moved one inch in a week or so..
and its farting or something..
Is my cat dead? Or just faking it?



It sounds like you are!

On Sat, 05 Mar 2005 19:45:03 -0500, K. A. Cannon
wrote:

On Sat, 5 Mar 2005 19:01:40 -0500, "BuZZard"
amazed us with his/her particular brand of stupidity in
in rec.pets.cats.health+behav when
he/she wrote:

Hasnt moved one inch in a week or so..
and its farting or something..
Is my cat dead? Or just faking it?

Dued!! Youre catz hace been haxored hard!
Possibly boot fuxored!!

Puss-n-B00tfuX0red?
:-)
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Stalking Filth #69.5 that Ted Kennedy has at least one confirmed kill.
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"Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
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On Sat, 05 Mar 2005 19:45:03 -0500, K. A. Cannon
wrote:

On Sat, 5 Mar 2005 19:01:40 -0500, "BuZZard"
amazed us with his/her particular brand of stupidity in
in rec.pets.cats.health+behav when
he/she wrote:

Hasnt moved one inch in a week or so..
and its farting or something..
Is my cat dead? Or just faking it?

Dued!! Youre catz hace been haxored hard!
Possibly boot fuxored!!

Puss-n-B00tfuX0red?
:-)

My cat was alive.. but my spotted grouper died.

On Tue, 8 Mar 2005 08:20:31 -0500, "BuZZard"
wrote:


"Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
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On Sat, 05 Mar 2005 19:45:03 -0500, K. A. Cannon
wrote:

On Sat, 5 Mar 2005 19:01:40 -0500, "BuZZard"
amazed us with his/her particular brand of stupidity in
in rec.pets.cats.health+behav when
he/she wrote:

Hasnt moved one inch in a week or so..
and its farting or something..
Is my cat dead? Or just faking it?

Dued!! Youre catz hace been haxored hard!
Possibly boot fuxored!!

Puss-n-B00tfuX0red?
:-)

My cat was alive.. but my spotted grouper died.

So how did he taste?
Grouper is real good broiled w/lemon and butter
and a wee bit of pepper.
:-)
Don't tell me you flushed him....
:-(
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Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41 The difference between John Kerry and Ted Kennedy is
Stalking Filth #69.5 that Ted Kennedy has at least one confirmed kill.
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"Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
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On Tue, 8 Mar 2005 08:20:31 -0500, "BuZZard"
wrote:


"Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 05 Mar 2005 19:45:03 -0500, K. A. Cannon
wrote:

On Sat, 5 Mar 2005 19:01:40 -0500, "BuZZard"
amazed us with his/her particular brand of stupidity in
in rec.pets.cats.health+behav when
he/she wrote:

Hasnt moved one inch in a week or so..
and its farting or something..
Is my cat dead? Or just faking it?

Dued!! Youre catz hace been haxored hard!
Possibly boot fuxored!!

Puss-n-B00tfuX0red?
:-)

My cat was alive.. but my spotted grouper died.

So how did he taste?
Grouper is real good broiled w/lemon and butter
and a wee bit of pepper.
:-)
Don't tell me you flushed him....
:-(

I had him creamated... and I spread his ashes under
my cherry tomato plant. I am heart broken...
*sniffs sniffs*