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Old May 19th 11, 06:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default oyztercontezt cancelled beclawz

Da rasta cat iz korrekt, ifin we haza kontezt we willz eat dem two fazt, so
instead, i thinkz kitteez shuld take turnz eatin dem anna dowin it inna
creetif anna artful wayz, no prizes juzt enjoyimint of da eatin artfullee
offa oyzterz,

Trudi

Chester steps up anna sayz,
me anna storrmmee wil goez furzt... Storrmmee holdz a tray, chester
inspektz da tray, den he selektz one holdz it in one paw slapz da bak of the
shell and it pops owt anna into da air, he jumps up and slurpz it right
owtta da air...

Storrmmee sets the tray onna table, she points to a shell, chester pikz
itsef up, slaps it berree hard anna storrmmee jumpz strate up and slurps it
as she lands litelee

ok whu iz nezt? trudi aplawdin herown house matez


  #2  
Old May 19th 11, 06:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default oyztercontezt cancelled beclawz

On Thu, 19 May 2011 12:15:30 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

Da rasta cat iz korrekt, ifin we haza kontezt we willz eat dem two fazt, so
instead, i thinkz kitteez shuld take turnz eatin dem anna dowin it inna
creetif anna artful wayz, no prizes juzt enjoyimint of da eatin artfullee
offa oyzterz,

Trudi

Chester steps up anna sayz,
me anna storrmmee wil goez furzt... Storrmmee holdz a tray, chester
inspektz da tray, den he selektz one holdz it in one paw slapz da bak of the
shell and it pops owt anna into da air, he jumps up and slurpz it right
owtta da air...

Storrmmee sets the tray onna table, she points to a shell, chester pikz
itsef up, slaps it berree hard anna storrmmee jumpz strate up and slurps it
as she lands litelee

ok whu iz nezt? trudi aplawdin herown house matez


i will eet all da oyztrers annyways. its no contest!
beauty
  #3  
Old May 19th 11, 07:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default oyztercontezt cancelled beclawz

iz ursef gonna share wiffa rezt offa kittez whut wantsa twy dem? trudi
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 May 2011 12:15:30 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

Da rasta cat iz korrekt, ifin we haza kontezt we willz eat dem two fazt,
so
instead, i thinkz kitteez shuld take turnz eatin dem anna dowin it inna
creetif anna artful wayz, no prizes juzt enjoyimint of da eatin artfullee
offa oyzterz,

Trudi

Chester steps up anna sayz,
me anna storrmmee wil goez furzt... Storrmmee holdz a tray, chester
inspektz da tray, den he selektz one holdz it in one paw slapz da bak of
the
shell and it pops owt anna into da air, he jumps up and slurpz it right
owtta da air...

Storrmmee sets the tray onna table, she points to a shell, chester pikz
itsef up, slaps it berree hard anna storrmmee jumpz strate up and slurps
it
as she lands litelee

ok whu iz nezt? trudi aplawdin herown house matez


i will eet all da oyztrers annyways. its no contest!
beauty



  #4  
Old May 19th 11, 07:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Posts: 2,125
Default oyztercontezt cancelled beclawz

i am hungri butted i will share a littul bit. i haff to eet so i can
test the fudz for othurs.
beauty

iz ursef gonna share wiffa rezt offa kittez whut wantsa twy dem? trudi
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 19 May 2011 12:15:30 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

Da rasta cat iz korrekt, ifin we haza kontezt we willz eat dem two fazt,
so
instead, i thinkz kitteez shuld take turnz eatin dem anna dowin it inna
creetif anna artful wayz, no prizes juzt enjoyimint of da eatin artfullee
offa oyzterz,

Trudi

Chester steps up anna sayz,
me anna storrmmee wil goez furzt... Storrmmee holdz a tray, chester
inspektz da tray, den he selektz one holdz it in one paw slapz da bak of
the
shell and it pops owt anna into da air, he jumps up and slurpz it right
owtta da air...

Storrmmee sets the tray onna table, she points to a shell, chester pikz
itsef up, slaps it berree hard anna storrmmee jumpz strate up and slurps
it
as she lands litelee

ok whu iz nezt? trudi aplawdin herown house matez


i will eet all da oyztrers annyways. its no contest!
beauty


  #5  
Old May 19th 11, 07:35 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default oyztercontezt cancelled beclawz

ok den... chester, MH and some ofur mencatz bring a huge seleshun of
oyzeterz to sit in front of beauty to test...

trudi
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...
i am hungri butted i will share a littul bit. i haff to eet so i can
test the fudz for othurs.
beauty

iz ursef gonna share wiffa rezt offa kittez whut wantsa twy dem? trudi
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
. ..
On Thu, 19 May 2011 12:15:30 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

Da rasta cat iz korrekt, ifin we haza kontezt we willz eat dem two fazt,
so
instead, i thinkz kitteez shuld take turnz eatin dem anna dowin it inna
creetif anna artful wayz, no prizes juzt enjoyimint of da eatin
artfullee
offa oyzterz,

Trudi

Chester steps up anna sayz,
me anna storrmmee wil goez furzt... Storrmmee holdz a tray, chester
inspektz da tray, den he selektz one holdz it in one paw slapz da bak of
the
shell and it pops owt anna into da air, he jumps up and slurpz it right
owtta da air...

Storrmmee sets the tray onna table, she points to a shell, chester pikz
itsef up, slaps it berree hard anna storrmmee jumpz strate up and slurps
it
as she lands litelee

ok whu iz nezt? trudi aplawdin herown house matez


i will eet all da oyztrers annyways. its no contest!
beauty




  #6  
Old May 19th 11, 08:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Posts: 2,125
Default oyztercontezt cancelled beclawz

it was a gudgud selection. i eeted the blue points all up wiff the nip
sauce and gusto too. butted dere is still sum malpeque and kumamoto.
beauty






ok den... chester, MH and some ofur mencatz bring a huge seleshun of
oyzeterz to sit in front of beauty to test...

trudi
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
.. .
i am hungri butted i will share a littul bit. i haff to eet so i can
test the fudz for othurs.
beauty

iz ursef gonna share wiffa rezt offa kittez whut wantsa twy dem? trudi
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 May 2011 12:15:30 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

Da rasta cat iz korrekt, ifin we haza kontezt we willz eat dem two fazt,
so
instead, i thinkz kitteez shuld take turnz eatin dem anna dowin it inna
creetif anna artful wayz, no prizes juzt enjoyimint of da eatin
artfullee
offa oyzterz,

Trudi

Chester steps up anna sayz,
me anna storrmmee wil goez furzt... Storrmmee holdz a tray, chester
inspektz da tray, den he selektz one holdz it in one paw slapz da bak of
the
shell and it pops owt anna into da air, he jumps up and slurpz it right
owtta da air...

Storrmmee sets the tray onna table, she points to a shell, chester pikz
itsef up, slaps it berree hard anna storrmmee jumpz strate up and slurps
it
as she lands litelee

ok whu iz nezt? trudi aplawdin herown house matez


i will eet all da oyztrers annyways. its no contest!
beauty


  #7  
Old May 19th 11, 11:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default oyztercontezt cancelled beclawz

Kaownt meh owt uff diz oyster eetin fing,,ai dunt wike dem at awl tew
eet....nope..
ai gotted sik on uh raw une unse n nebber ugin...Mosey


Da rasta cat iz korrekt, ifin we haza kontezt we willz eat dem two fazt, so
instead, i thinkz kitteez shuld take turnz eatin dem anna dowin it inna
creetif anna artful wayz, no prizes juzt enjoyimint of da eatin artfullee
offa oyzterz,


Trudi


Chester steps up anna sayz,
me anna storrmmee wil goez furzt... Storrmmee holdz a tray, chester
inspektz da tray, den he selektz one holdz it in one paw slapz da bak of the
shell and it pops owt anna into da air, he jumps up and slurpz it right
owtta da air...

Storrmmee sets the tray onna table, she points to a shell, chester pikz
itsef up, slaps it berree hard anna storrmmee jumpz strate up and slurps it
as she lands litelee

ok whu iz nezt? trudi aplawdin herown house matez

  #8  
Old May 19th 11, 11:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default oyztercontezt cancelled beclawz

now ofur catz can du sumfin creetif fur uses ta injoy, trudi
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
news
it was a gudgud selection. i eeted the blue points all up wiff the nip
sauce and gusto too. butted dere is still sum malpeque and kumamoto.
beauty






ok den... chester, MH and some ofur mencatz bring a huge seleshun of
oyzeterz to sit in front of beauty to test...

trudi
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
. ..
i am hungri butted i will share a littul bit. i haff to eet so i can
test the fudz for othurs.
beauty

iz ursef gonna share wiffa rezt offa kittez whut wantsa twy dem? trudi
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
m...
On Thu, 19 May 2011 12:15:30 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

Da rasta cat iz korrekt, ifin we haza kontezt we willz eat dem two
fazt,
so
instead, i thinkz kitteez shuld take turnz eatin dem anna dowin it
inna
creetif anna artful wayz, no prizes juzt enjoyimint of da eatin
artfullee
offa oyzterz,

Trudi

Chester steps up anna sayz,
me anna storrmmee wil goez furzt... Storrmmee holdz a tray, chester
inspektz da tray, den he selektz one holdz it in one paw slapz da bak
of
the
shell and it pops owt anna into da air, he jumps up and slurpz it
right
owtta da air...

Storrmmee sets the tray onna table, she points to a shell, chester
pikz
itsef up, slaps it berree hard anna storrmmee jumpz strate up and
slurps
it
as she lands litelee

ok whu iz nezt? trudi aplawdin herown house matez


i will eet all da oyztrers annyways. its no contest!
beauty




  #9  
Old May 20th 11, 12:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs Lachatte
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Default oyztercontezt cancelled beclawz

On Thu, 19 May 2011 12:15:30 -0500, Storrmmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

ok whu iz nezt? trudi aplawdin herown house matez


Anaïs walks up and takes two oysters, squeezes a bit of lemon and hot
sauce, then slurps them down.

Ummmmm. Doze wuz delishus!

--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

5/19/2011 7:19:25 PM
  #10  
Old May 20th 11, 01:15 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default oyztercontezt cancelled beclawz

hey!!! i furgetted da hot sawze, chester, the pepperjack cheese kittyQQQQ i
muzt remfur dizQQQ chester
"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 May 2011 12:15:30 -0500, Storrmmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

ok whu iz nezt? trudi aplawdin herown house matez


Anaïs walks up and takes two oysters, squeezes a bit of lemon and hot
sauce, then slurps them down.

Ummmmm. Doze wuz delishus!

--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

5/19/2011 7:19:25 PM



 




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