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October 4th 07, 11:45 PM
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Hi guyz Diz iz O.T. and we haz a dilimaz at dis houze. Da hooman dat wentz
toda bridge hated anyfinnk dat wask kooked in a Mikrowaf. Soz, dey onliest used da fing for popkin korn and headin stuff. Da gramby figured out da real uze for itself was puttin her platez of fudz in it whin herself went toda baffroom of answered da dorz or da ringy thingie. Now, Piglet iz sittink on da shelf konsiderink how ta openez da doorz. Her kim makez da lidt go onz but dat iz all sofarz. 
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#2
October 5th 07, 12:18 AM
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On Oct 4, 6:45 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hi guyz Diz iz O.T. and we haz a dilimaz at dis houze. Da hooman dat wentz toda bridge hated anyfinnk dat wask kooked in a Mikrowaf. Soz, dey onliest used da fing for popkin korn and headin stuff. Da gramby figured out da real uze for itself was puttin her platez of fudz in it whin herself went toda baffroom of answered da dorz or da ringy thingie. Now, Piglet iz sittink on da shelf konsiderink how ta openez da doorz. Her kim makez da lidt go onz but dat iz all sofarz. If you hitta da ON buttn sheee will probly givup usin it fordat porpoise. Unless shee wanna get sumfin cookd. Dis issa vilatshun uv yur writes anna I fink yu shud do sumfin abou itt. I fink it issa da sevenf commandmunt of da Unitid States Catstitushun dat sez "Nobudy shud hide no fudz frum hur cats." Maggie May -- "In the meantime, claws grow back, and you can still bite people, or drop lamps onto their heads." Nocturne - Feline World Order president and dictator-for-eternity
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#3
October 5th 07, 12:25 AM
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Listen Miss Maggie May you tend to your own knittin' and don't got giving
Piglet any ideas. Am going to have to go back to unplugging the thing at night. I have a new 7.5 cu ft freezer just moved in and they are investigateing that today also!! "Will in New Haven" wrote in message oups.com... On Oct 4, 6:45 pm, "Granby" wrote: Hi guyz Diz iz O.T. and we haz a dilimaz at dis houze. Da hooman dat wentz toda bridge hated anyfinnk dat wask kooked in a Mikrowaf. Soz, dey onliest used da fing for popkin korn and headin stuff. Da gramby figured out da real uze for itself was puttin her platez of fudz in it whin herself went toda baffroom of answered da dorz or da ringy thingie. Now, Piglet iz sittink on da shelf konsiderink how ta openez da doorz. Her kim makez da lidt go onz but dat iz all sofarz. If you hitta da ON buttn sheee will probly givup usin it fordat porpoise. Unless shee wanna get sumfin cookd. Dis issa vilatshun uv yur writes anna I fink yu shud do sumfin abou itt. I fink it issa da sevenf commandmunt of da Unitid States Catstitushun dat sez "Nobudy shud hide no fudz frum hur cats." Maggie May -- "In the meantime, claws grow back, and you can still bite people, or drop lamps onto their heads." Nocturne - Feline World Order president and dictator-for-eternity
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#4
October 5th 07, 01:24 AM
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her will getz it, Chester, confident
Granby wrote in message ... Hi guyz Diz iz O.T. and we haz a dilimaz at dis houze. Da hooman dat wentz toda bridge hated anyfinnk dat wask kooked in a Mikrowaf. Soz, dey onliest used da fing for popkin korn and headin stuff. Da gramby figured out da real uze for itself was puttin her platez of fudz in it whin herself went toda baffroom of answered da dorz or da ringy thingie. Now, Piglet iz sittink on da shelf konsiderink how ta openez da doorz. Her kim makez da lidt go onz but dat iz all sofarz.
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#5
October 5th 07, 01:48 AM
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On Oct 4, 7:25 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Listen Miss Maggie May you tend to your own knittin' and don't got giving Piglet any ideas. Am going to have to go back to unplugging the thing at night. I have a new 7.5 cu ft freezer just moved in and they are investigateing that today also!! I don doo no knittin. I jus hepin my frenz wen yoo denyin dem assess toda fudz datdey wanna tak frum yu. Uncl Bill an Meowmie Micki try dasam kinda triks. Yu hoomins doo haf a sertin lo cunning. Howesumever, da kittees isda peepul in charg, az dalaw uvda land shows cleerly. Purr-haps yu wl prevail butit will not be rite iffyu doo. Maggie May -- "In the meantime, claws grow back, and you can still bite people, or drop lamps onto their heads." Nocturne - Feline World Order president and dictator-for-eternity "Will in New Haven" wrote in ooglegroups.com... On Oct 4, 6:45 pm, "Granby" wrote: Hi guyz Diz iz O.T. and we haz a dilimaz at dis houze. Da hooman dat wentz toda bridge hated anyfinnk dat wask kooked in a Mikrowaf. Soz, dey onliest used da fing for popkin korn and headin stuff. Da gramby figured out da real uze for itself was puttin her platez of fudz in it whin herself went toda baffroom of answered da dorz or da ringy thingie. Now, Piglet iz sittink on da shelf konsiderink how ta openez da doorz. Her kim makez da lidt go onz but dat iz all sofarz. If you hitta da ON buttn sheee will probly givup usin it fordat porpoise. Unless shee wanna get sumfin cookd. Dis issa vilatshun uv yur writes anna I fink yu shud do sumfin abou itt. I fink it issa da sevenf commandmunt of da Unitid States Catstitushun dat sez "Nobudy shud hide no fudz frum hur cats." Maggie May -- "In the meantime, claws grow back, and you can still bite people, or drop lamps onto their heads." Nocturne - Feline World Order president and dictator-for-eternity
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#6
October 5th 07, 06:47 AM
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"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
ups.com... On Oct 4, 7:25 pm, "Granby" wrote: Listen Miss Maggie May you tend to your own knittin' and don't got giving Piglet any ideas. Am going to have to go back to unplugging the thing at night. I have a new 7.5 cu ft freezer just moved in and they are investigateing that today also!! I don doo no knittin. I jus hepin my frenz wen yoo denyin dem assess toda fudz datdey wanna tak frum yu. Uncl Bill an Meowmie Micki try dasam kinda triks. Yu hoomins doo haf a sertin lo cunning. Howesumever, da kittees isda peepul in charg, az dalaw uvda land shows cleerly. Purr-haps yu wl prevail butit will not be rite iffyu doo. Maggie May -- "In the meantime, claws grow back, and you can still bite people, or drop lamps onto their heads." Nocturne - Feline World Order president and dictator-for-eternity OO00OOooo!!!! Datz tellin hur, Maggie May. Ar yu uh Tuff Kittey? Kin I be yur frend? (I wudunt wanna be yur eminy, datz furr shur!) -- Pitô.ônya, not alwayz AKA Sweetee "Will in New Haven" wrote in ooglegroups.com... On Oct 4, 6:45 pm, "Granby" wrote: Hi guyz Diz iz O.T. and we haz a dilimaz at dis houze. Da hooman dat wentz toda bridge hated anyfinnk dat wask kooked in a Mikrowaf. Soz, dey onliest used da fing for popkin korn and headin stuff. Da gramby figured out da real uze for itself was puttin her platez of fudz in it whin herself went toda baffroom of answered da dorz or da ringy thingie. Now, Piglet iz sittink on da shelf konsiderink how ta openez da doorz. Her kim makez da lidt go onz but dat iz all sofarz. If you hitta da ON buttn sheee will probly givup usin it fordat porpoise. Unless shee wanna get sumfin cookd. Dis issa vilatshun uv yur writes anna I fink yu shud do sumfin abou itt. I fink it issa da sevenf commandmunt of da Unitid States Catstitushun dat sez "Nobudy shud hide no fudz frum hur cats." Maggie May -- "In the meantime, claws grow back, and you can still bite people, or drop lamps onto their heads." Nocturne - Feline World Order president and dictator-for-eternity
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#7
October 5th 07, 09:03 AM
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Maggie May is USUALLY a sweeheart. She keeps WooToo and Missy in line.
HJOWEVER, apparently, one of her nine lives is designed to teach other kities how to put the humans in their proper place. Yeah, all in all, she is probably ONE TUFF CAT if you cross her. "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ups.com... On Oct 4, 7:25 pm, "Granby" wrote: Listen Miss Maggie May you tend to your own knittin' and don't got giving Piglet any ideas. Am going to have to go back to unplugging the thing at night. I have a new 7.5 cu ft freezer just moved in and they are investigateing that today also!! I don doo no knittin. I jus hepin my frenz wen yoo denyin dem assess toda fudz datdey wanna tak frum yu. Uncl Bill an Meowmie Micki try dasam kinda triks. Yu hoomins doo haf a sertin lo cunning. Howesumever, da kittees isda peepul in charg, az dalaw uvda land shows cleerly. Purr-haps yu wl prevail butit will not be rite iffyu doo. Maggie May -- "In the meantime, claws grow back, and you can still bite people, or drop lamps onto their heads." Nocturne - Feline World Order president and dictator-for-eternity OO00OOooo!!!! Datz tellin hur, Maggie May. Ar yu uh Tuff Kittey? Kin I be yur frend? (I wudunt wanna be yur eminy, datz furr shur!) -- Pitô.ônya, not alwayz AKA Sweetee "Will in New Haven" wrote in ooglegroups.com... On Oct 4, 6:45 pm, "Granby" wrote: Hi guyz Diz iz O.T. and we haz a dilimaz at dis houze. Da hooman dat wentz toda bridge hated anyfinnk dat wask kooked in a Mikrowaf. Soz, dey onliest used da fing for popkin korn and headin stuff. Da gramby figured out da real uze for itself was puttin her platez of fudz in it whin herself went toda baffroom of answered da dorz or da ringy thingie. Now, Piglet iz sittink on da shelf konsiderink how ta openez da doorz. Her kim makez da lidt go onz but dat iz all sofarz. If you hitta da ON buttn sheee will probly givup usin it fordat porpoise. Unless shee wanna get sumfin cookd. Dis issa vilatshun uv yur writes anna I fink yu shud do sumfin abou itt. I fink it issa da sevenf commandmunt of da Unitid States Catstitushun dat sez "Nobudy shud hide no fudz frum hur cats." Maggie May -- "In the meantime, claws grow back, and you can still bite people, or drop lamps onto their heads." Nocturne - Feline World Order president and dictator-for-eternity
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October 5th 07, 02:23 PM
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On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:45:20 -0500, Granby wrote:
Hi guyz Diz iz O.T. and we haz a dilimaz at dis houze. Da hooman dat wentz toda bridge hated anyfinnk dat wask kooked in a Mikrowaf. Soz, dey onliest used da fing for popkin korn and headin stuff. Da gramby figured out da real uze for itself was puttin her platez of fudz in it whin herself went toda baffroom of answered da dorz or da ringy thingie. Now, Piglet iz sittink on da shelf konsiderink how ta openez da doorz. Her kim makez da lidt go onz but dat iz all sofarz. You just keep practicin, Piglet, you'll get it figgered out. We'z don't gotz a microwave to work wif yet, but TabifaFluffybutt and me haf figgered out how to open da cupboards where da treats are stored. If you keep workin on it, I'z sure you'll figger out how to open up da microwafe. Sammy
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October 5th 07, 05:15 PM
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On Oct 5, 1:47 am, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote: "Will in New Haven" wrote in oglegroups.com... On Oct 4, 7:25 pm, "Granby" wrote: Listen Miss Maggie May you tend to your own knittin' and don't got giving Piglet any ideas. Am going to have to go back to unplugging the thing at night. I have a new 7.5 cu ft freezer just moved in and they are investigateing that today also!! I don doo no knittin. I jus hepin my frenz wen yoo denyin dem assess toda fudz datdey wanna tak frum yu. Uncl Bill an Meowmie Micki try dasam kinda triks. Yu hoomins doo haf a sertin lo cunning. Howesumever, da kittees isda peepul in charg, az dalaw uvda land shows cleerly. Purr-haps yu wl prevail butit will not be rite iffyu doo. Maggie May -- "In the meantime, claws grow back, and you can still bite people, or drop lamps onto their heads." Nocturne - Feline World Order president and dictator-for-eternity OO00OOooo!!!! Datz tellin hur, Maggie May. Ar yu uh Tuff Kittey? Kin I be yur frend? (I wudunt wanna be yur eminy, datz furr shur!) Uncl Bill won TYPEBITE four us (becuz doz silly Yankees woozed) but I got my meowmie Micki to do itt. Uv caus yu issa mineown fren. Yu no mynowne dottr Missy anna shee speeks hiwy uv yu. Shee donut wike hoomins atall atall but I wuv dem and dey hav der yooses iffn dey don gettooo UPitty. Granby beee usin teknologogy agin hur kittees. Dat issa a low dirty hoomin trik. I gonna ask Missy tooo hisssat hur. Der issa nuff fudz four all, wunce da kittees got all dey want. Not effen d*gs shud go hungree. Missy: HIIIISSSS Maggy May -- -- Pitô.ônya, not alwayz AKA Sweetee "Will in New Haven" wrote in ooglegroups.com... On Oct 4, 6:45 pm, "Granby" wrote: Hi guyz Diz iz O.T. and we haz a dilimaz at dis houze. Da hooman dat wentz toda bridge hated anyfinnk dat wask kooked in a Mikrowaf. Soz, dey onliest used da fing for popkin korn and headin stuff. Da gramby figured out da real uze for itself was puttin her platez of fudz in it whin herself went toda baffroom of answered da dorz or da ringy thingie. Now, Piglet iz sittink on da shelf konsiderink how ta openez da doorz. Her kim makez da lidt go onz but dat iz all sofarz. If you hitta da ON buttn sheee will probly givup usin it fordat porpoise. Unless shee wanna get sumfin cookd. Dis issa vilatshun uv yur writes anna I fink yu shud do sumfin abou itt. I fink it issa da sevenf commandmunt of da Unitid States Catstitushun dat sez "Nobudy shud hide no fudz frum hur cats." Maggie May -- "In the meantime, claws grow back, and you can still bite people, or drop lamps onto their heads." Nocturne - Feline World Order president and dictator-for-eternity- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -
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October 5th 07, 05:38 PM
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Well, Miss Maggie May and Hissie Missy they listened to you. Lee gave me a
recipe for homemade "grands Biscuits" I made a tray of them and, (I am a slow learner) I sat them in the mikddle of the table to grab a hairbrush. When I came bck, there were three missing. Someone had dropped one for Scooter, she was chomping away. I never found hide no hair of the others, biscuits that is. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ups.com... On Oct 5, 1:47 am, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote: "Will in New Haven" wrote in oglegroups.com... On Oct 4, 7:25 pm, "Granby" wrote: Listen Miss Maggie May you tend to your own knittin' and don't got giving Piglet any ideas. Am going to have to go back to unplugging the thing at night. I have a new 7.5 cu ft freezer just moved in and they are investigateing that today also!! I don doo no knittin. I jus hepin my frenz wen yoo denyin dem assess toda fudz datdey wanna tak frum yu. Uncl Bill an Meowmie Micki try dasam kinda triks. Yu hoomins doo haf a sertin lo cunning. Howesumever, da kittees isda peepul in charg, az dalaw uvda land shows cleerly. Purr-haps yu wl prevail butit will not be rite iffyu doo. Maggie May -- "In the meantime, claws grow back, and you can still bite people, or drop lamps onto their heads." Nocturne - Feline World Order president and dictator-for-eternity OO00OOooo!!!! Datz tellin hur, Maggie May. Ar yu uh Tuff Kittey? Kin I be yur frend? (I wudunt wanna be yur eminy, datz furr shur!) Uncl Bill won TYPEBITE four us (becuz doz silly Yankees woozed) but I got my meowmie Micki to do itt. Uv caus yu issa mineown fren. Yu no mynowne dottr Missy anna shee speeks hiwy uv yu. Shee donut wike hoomins atall atall but I wuv dem and dey hav der yooses iffn dey don gettooo UPitty. Granby beee usin teknologogy agin hur kittees. Dat issa a low dirty hoomin trik. I gonna ask Missy tooo hisssat hur. Der issa nuff fudz four all, wunce da kittees got all dey want. Not effen d*gs shud go hungree. Missy: HIIIISSSS Maggy May -- -- Pitô.ônya, not alwayz AKA Sweetee "Will in New Haven" wrote in ooglegroups.com... On Oct 4, 6:45 pm, "Granby" wrote: Hi guyz Diz iz O.T. and we haz a dilimaz at dis houze. Da hooman dat wentz toda bridge hated anyfinnk dat wask kooked in a Mikrowaf. Soz, dey onliest used da fing for popkin korn and headin stuff. Da gramby figured out da real uze for itself was puttin her platez of fudz in it whin herself went toda baffroom of answered da dorz or da ringy thingie. Now, Piglet iz sittink on da shelf konsiderink how ta openez da doorz. Her kim makez da lidt go onz but dat iz all sofarz. If you hitta da ON buttn sheee will probly givup usin it fordat porpoise. Unless shee wanna get sumfin cookd. Dis issa vilatshun uv yur writes anna I fink yu shud do sumfin abou itt. I fink it issa da sevenf commandmunt of da Unitid States Catstitushun dat sez "Nobudy shud hide no fudz frum hur cats." Maggie May -- "In the meantime, claws grow back, and you can still bite people, or drop lamps onto their heads." Nocturne - Feline World Order president and dictator-for-eternity- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -
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