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Naughty kid, reprise
Our Brandy is growing into quite the little Hoolikitten.
She can now outeat Stosh, which I never thought possible. Stosh has always been a piglet in a tuxedo, with the table manners of a drunken fratboy trying to eat pizza blindfolded, with hands tied behind the back. I think Stosh feels outdone and isn't liking it. I hear him sometimes muttering obscenities under his breath. Just a half-hour ago my hubby was relaxing in the tub, and almost broke his 4r$e climbing out to rescur Brandy from the laundry chute. One of us yutzes left the door open, and our kitten, brimming with curiosity, decided to investigate this unexamined space. I heard Louie screaming, swearing, then saw Brandy run from the john with her tail all brushed out. Louie told me her feet were still at the edge, but she was halfway in, the naughty little kid! Awakening earlier in the week, Brandy decided to play dress-up. Specifically, she wanted to see what it would be like to actually be a hat. As I was half-up, she flung herself on my head and gripped my hair with those nice little needly claws that kittens seem to have so many of. Tired of that game, she wanted to try being a fur stole for Roxie. But Roxie already came with fur, a deal made with her creator at the time of her making, and had little use for more fur. She swatted her younger sister down and muttered something which may or may not be printable. Brandy then tried herself on Stosh, and an innocent game of dress-up turned into a Mike Tyson-Evander Holyfield match. Roxie is very much a pacifist at heart and doesn't care to watch violent sport. She hopped down from her tower, bapped them both on the nose, and walked away muttering "naughty children, can't teach them a thing..." Blessed be, Baha |
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On Sun, 12 Sep, Singh wrote:
Our Brandy is growing into quite the little Hoolikitten. ---------------------snip---------------------- Kittens... Kittens ... Kittens! They're both wonderful and terrible. They're cautious and they're fearless. They're so tiny, but they can fill a whole household with their antics. Health and good fortune to your whole family including its newest member. Regards and Purrs, O J |
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On Sun, 12 Sep, Singh wrote:
Our Brandy is growing into quite the little Hoolikitten. ---------------------snip---------------------- Kittens... Kittens ... Kittens! They're both wonderful and terrible. They're cautious and they're fearless. They're so tiny, but they can fill a whole household with their antics. Health and good fortune to your whole family including its newest member. Regards and Purrs, O J |
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On Sun, 12 Sep, Singh wrote:
Our Brandy is growing into quite the little Hoolikitten. ---------------------snip---------------------- Kittens... Kittens ... Kittens! They're both wonderful and terrible. They're cautious and they're fearless. They're so tiny, but they can fill a whole household with their antics. Health and good fortune to your whole family including its newest member. Regards and Purrs, O J |
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In article , Singh wrote: She hopped down from her tower, bapped them both on the nose, and walked away muttering "naughty children, can't teach them a thing..." Blessed be, Baha Sounds like you're going to be very busy for awhile. Suz Macmoosette Thank Heavens There's Only One =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= Waiting for inspiration. Please hold while I contemplate my navel. |\__/| (=':'=) (")_(") |
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In article , Singh wrote: She hopped down from her tower, bapped them both on the nose, and walked away muttering "naughty children, can't teach them a thing..." Blessed be, Baha Sounds like you're going to be very busy for awhile. Suz Macmoosette Thank Heavens There's Only One =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= Waiting for inspiration. Please hold while I contemplate my navel. |\__/| (=':'=) (")_(") |
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In article , Singh wrote: She hopped down from her tower, bapped them both on the nose, and walked away muttering "naughty children, can't teach them a thing..." Blessed be, Baha Sounds like you're going to be very busy for awhile. Suz Macmoosette Thank Heavens There's Only One =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= Waiting for inspiration. Please hold while I contemplate my navel. |\__/| (=':'=) (")_(") |
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