Microwave

I posted this on another group but you guys have such a great sense of
humor, thought you might like it.

My husband NEVER liked anything he even thought was cooked in a microwave.
Therefore, until his death, is sat mostly unused except for popcorn and
warming up things. I have JUST discovered what a microwave is REALLY for.
NO, it is not cooking, it is a safe haven to put your plate, glass or
whatever when you have to go to the bathroom, answer the door or phone.
This will last until Piglet learns to open the door, and she will!

"Granby" wrote in message
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I posted this on another group but you guys have such a great sense of
humor, thought you might like it.

My husband NEVER liked anything he even thought was cooked in a microwave.
Therefore, until his death, is sat mostly unused except for popcorn and
warming up things. I have JUST discovered what a microwave is REALLY for.
NO, it is not cooking, it is a safe haven to put your plate, glass or
whatever when you have to go to the bathroom, answer the door or phone.
This will last until Piglet learns to open the door, and she will!


We just naturally put stuff in the oven or the microwave. After forty years
of furkids, you don't leave things on the counter.

Jo

Oh Lord, somthing else to buy to belong to catkingdon.
"Matthew" wrote in message
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"Granby" wrote in message
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I posted this on another group but you guys have such a great sense of
humor, thought you might like it.

My husband NEVER liked anything he even thought was cooked in a
microwave. Therefore, until his death, is sat mostly unused except for
popcorn and warming up things. I have JUST discovered what a microwave
is REALLY for. NO, it is not cooking, it is a safe haven to put your
plate, glass or whatever when you have to go to the bathroom, answer the
door or phone. This will last until Piglet learns to open the door, and
she will!


Welcome to slave hood ;-) I used to have one that had the protruding
handle to open the door. Rumble the cat who is to smart for his own good
learned to press the handle down when the dinger went off. I had to buy
one that has a child proof lock on it.

"Matthew" wrote in
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Wait till they learn how to open locked doors ;-)

"Granby" wrote in message
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Oh Lord, somthing else to buy to belong to catkingdon.
"Matthew" wrote in message
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"Granby" wrote in message
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I posted this on another group but you guys have such a great sense
of humor, thought you might like it.

My husband NEVER liked anything he even thought was cooked in a
microwave. Therefore, until his death, is sat mostly unused except
for popcorn and warming up things. I have JUST discovered what a
microwave is REALLY for. NO, it is not cooking, it is a safe haven
to put your plate, glass or whatever when you have to go to the
bathroom, answer the door or phone. This will last until Piglet
learns to open the door, and she will!


Welcome to slave hood ;-) I used to have one that had the
protruding handle to open the door. Rumble the cat who is to smart
for his own good learned to press the handle down when the dinger
went off. I had to buy one that has a child proof lock on it.







Stupidest thing I ever did; taught my Topper how to open doorknobs.
DUMB!! I then spent a month jaming the doors behind me until Topper
decided he did not know how to open them after all.

Andy

A lady came to visit me the other day she said "My I wish I could keep my
counters this cleaned off" then "Oh, you have cats." Guess that says it
all, am learning;
"jofirey" wrote in message
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"Granby" wrote in message
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I posted this on another group but you guys have such a great sense of
humor, thought you might like it.

My husband NEVER liked anything he even thought was cooked in a
microwave. Therefore, until his death, is sat mostly unused except for
popcorn and warming up things. I have JUST discovered what a microwave
is REALLY for. NO, it is not cooking, it is a safe haven to put your
plate, glass or whatever when you have to go to the bathroom, answer the
door or phone. This will last until Piglet learns to open the door, and
she will!


We just naturally put stuff in the oven or the microwave. After forty
years of furkids, you don't leave things on the counter.

Jo

what drug were you on when you did that??? Lee
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"Matthew" wrote in
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Wait till they learn how to open locked doors ;-)

"Granby" wrote in message
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Oh Lord, somthing else to buy to belong to catkingdon.
"Matthew" wrote in message
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"Granby" wrote in message
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I posted this on another group but you guys have such a great sense
of humor, thought you might like it.

My husband NEVER liked anything he even thought was cooked in a
microwave. Therefore, until his death, is sat mostly unused except
for popcorn and warming up things. I have JUST discovered what a
microwave is REALLY for. NO, it is not cooking, it is a safe haven
to put your plate, glass or whatever when you have to go to the
bathroom, answer the door or phone. This will last until Piglet
learns to open the door, and she will!


Welcome to slave hood ;-) I used to have one that had the
protruding handle to open the door. Rumble the cat who is to smart
for his own good learned to press the handle down when the dinger
went off. I had to buy one that has a child proof lock on it.







Stupidest thing I ever did; taught my Topper how to open doorknobs.
DUMB!! I then spent a month jaming the doors behind me until Topper
decided he did not know how to open them after all.

Andy

On Oct 4, 4:32 pm, "Granby" wrote:
I posted this on another group but you guys have such a great sense of
humor, thought you might like it.

My husband NEVER liked anything he even thought was cooked in a microwave.
Therefore, until his death, is sat mostly unused except for popcorn and
warming up things. I have JUST discovered what a microwave is REALLY for.
NO, it is not cooking, it is a safe haven to put your plate, glass or
whatever when you have to go to the bathroom, answer the door or phone.
This will last until Piglet learns to open the door, and she will!

LOL! My cat doesn't bother people foodstuffs. She will wander across
the sink and look to see what's up, but she's not interested.
Kathy

"Granby" wrote in message
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A lady came to visit me the other day she said "My I wish I could keep my
counters this cleaned off" then "Oh, you have cats." Guess that says it
all, am learning;


We just won't tell her that some of us do put the cat food and water on the
counter. (Usually to keep the dogs out of it)

Always have to keep track of a few things that need to disappear when
suprise visitors that don't already know us that well show up.

Another reason to keep bottled water around. For those that suspect the dog
and cat and people dishes all go through the same dishwasher, and might
care.

Jo

O.T. and Willlow have their food on the dog cage, Piglets is on the dryer
and they all three eat Scooters food on the floor. Am too old to care much
what people think. If someone comes who grosses out with the cats, I usuall
say something like " well, I don't have to worry about the dishes, they go
through three rinse cycles and a dry cycle." I look at the 3 cats and
scooter and they really make a funny face and noise not sure if I am kidding
or not.
"jofirey" wrote in message
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"Granby" wrote in message
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A lady came to visit me the other day she said "My I wish I could keep my
counters this cleaned off" then "Oh, you have cats." Guess that says it
all, am learning;


We just won't tell her that some of us do put the cat food and water on
the counter. (Usually to keep the dogs out of it)

Always have to keep track of a few things that need to disappear when
suprise visitors that don't already know us that well show up.

Another reason to keep bottled water around. For those that suspect the
dog and cat and people dishes all go through the same dishwasher, and
might care.

Jo

jofirey wrote:

Another reason to keep bottled water around. For those that suspect
the dog and cat and people dishes all go through the same dishwasher,
and might care.

You're kidding! If something goes through the dishwasher, I consider it
to be extremely clean. It gets pounded by hot water for 40 minutes! I
would eat off a plate even if, prior to being washed, a cat had used it.
I can't believe anyone would feel different, but I guess I should know
better.

Joyce