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Old July 16th 07, 11:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
Sheelagh >o
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On 16 Jul, 09:43, jmc wrote:
Suddenly, without warning, Matthew exclaimed (7/16/2007 1:13 AM):

"jmc"


Did you at least laugh before you knicked picked a joke jeesh


Well, I did the first time I read it, but I've seen it so many times
now... guess I was just miffed 'cause I was expecting a cat joke, and
got an old noncat joke instead.

Hey, we all have off days

jmc


On 16 Jul, 09:43, jmc wrote:
Suddenly, without warning, Matthew exclaimed (7/16/2007 1:13 AM):

"jmc"


Did you at least laugh before you knicked picked a joke jeesh


Well, I did the first time I read it, but I've seen it so many times
now... guess I was just miffed 'cause I was expecting a cat joke, and
got an old noncat joke instead.

Hey, we all have off days

jmc


Hi JMC,

I thought you might like to share some photos with us. we work for
Ragdoll Rescue UK, & normally get older cats in, or ex-breeding cats
who's owners have the time of the space to allow thier cats to live
out their retirement. You would think that after earning their selves
thousands of pounds, they could find it in their hearts to love and
respect them, but they don't. It's really sad actually;o(

http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/sheela...23236325270562

It is ever so rare to get kittens to care for, but in this instance,
we believe that a couple bought they to go with their American Pit
bull Terrier. Unfortunately, the dog didn't feel the same way about
them as his slaves did...so they had to hand them over to Ragdoll
Rescue, rather than allow the dog to rip them to pieces. I don't
suppose that all dogs are like that, but in this case, it couldn't
stand them.

We got no papers with them, & we believe that they came from a kitten
farm, because when we got them, the vet aged them @ around 5-6 weeks
old. far too young to leave mummy, but then some people have no morals
to start with.
We are hoping to home them both together becasuse they are ever so
close. She has a brother who is a Bi-colour seal.

Most of our cats love them and are very tolerant( they only get the
odd cuff when they are "really outrageous".) Lucy(fur!) avoids them as
much as possible, but old Taz is happy to pin them down, bath them &
even give them meow instructions on how to climb everywhere.....

The change in them is amazing, because when they first arrived they
hid for a couple of weeks behind one of the kitchen cupboards, only
coming out to eat & toilet @ night, when it is quiet. Now they are
like sherbet Bombs!!!! Curtain climbing, li'l monsters, but so cute
that it is hard to be angry for long, & more worrying that they might
fall, than the old curtains being shredded to ribbons, lol.
I hope that you don't mind the fact that we used Meep's name?
It was in a very worthy cause though;o)

Sheelagh
"o"

Shoot..Sorry, I pressed the button twice, soz folks!!

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Old July 17th 07, 12:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
jmc
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Default OT CAT joke of the day

Suddenly, without warning, Sheelagh o exclaimed (7/16/2007 7:50 PM):

Hi JMC,

I thought you might like to share some photos with us. we work for
Ragdoll Rescue UK, & normally get older cats in, or ex-breeding cats
who's owners have the time of the space to allow thier cats to live
out their retirement. You would think that after earning their selves
thousands of pounds, they could find it in their hearts to love and
respect them, but they don't. It's really sad actually;o(

http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/sheela...23236325270562


Cute kitty. Doesn't look anything like my Meep though (sorry, the page
hasn't been updated in a while):

http://www.jodi.ws/meep/meep.htm

She's a moggie, adopted back in 1996. Gads, was it that long ago?

I hope that you don't mind the fact that we used Meep's name?
It was in a very worthy cause though;o)


Nope, not at all. I don't own copyright to her name, after all

Sheelagh
"o"

Shoot..Sorry, I pressed the button twice, soz folks!!


Too much coffee?

jmc
  #23  
Old July 17th 07, 03:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
Sheelagh >o
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Default OT CAT joke of the day

On 17 Jul, 12:51, jmc wrote:
Suddenly, without warning, Sheelagh o exclaimed (7/16/2007 7:50 PM):

Hi JMC,


I thought you might like to share some photos with us. we work for
Ragdoll Rescue UK, & normally get older cats in, or ex-breeding cats
who's owners have the time of the space to allow thier cats to live
out their retirement. You would think that after earning their selves
thousands of pounds, they could find it in their hearts to love and
respect them, but they don't. It's really sad actually;o(


http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/sheela...tOfHerNameReig...


Cute kitty. Doesn't look anything like my Meep though (sorry, the page
hasn't been updated in a while):

http://www.jodi.ws/meep/meep.htm

She's a moggie, adopted back in 1996. Gads, was it that long ago?

I hope that you don't mind the fact that we used Meep's name?
It was in a very worthy cause though;o)


Nope, not at all. I don't own copyright to her name, after all

Sheelagh
"o"

Shoot..Sorry, I pressed the button twice, soz folks!!


Too much coffee?

jmc


Tea!!
Apparently it contains just as much caffeine as the average coffee
does. whether this is true or not, is open to debate.

Thanks ever so much for the link to Meep. I really enjoyed looking
through your photos. Meep is nothing like I imagined in my minds eye.
I have no idea why, but I thought she was a tabby cat.??!#@!?

She has led a fascinating life, hasn't she?

I wonder if she is still on her selective diet?
She selects, & you have to diet to pay for it,lol )
I hope that Meep See's us naming the blue kitty after her as a
compliment, because that is how it was intended.
Many thanks J,
Best Wishes,
sheelagh

  #24  
Old July 18th 07, 03:52 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
jmc
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Default OT CAT joke of the day

Suddenly, without warning, Sheelagh o exclaimed (7/18/2007 12:27 AM):
On 17 Jul, 12:51, jmc wrote:
Suddenly, without warning, Sheelagh o exclaimed (7/16/2007 7:50 PM):

http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/sheela...tOfHerNameReig...

Cute kitty. Doesn't look anything like my Meep though (sorry, the page
hasn't been updated in a while):

http://www.jodi.ws/meep/meep.htm

She's a moggie, adopted back in 1996. Gads, was it that long ago?

I hope that you don't mind the fact that we used Meep's name?
It was in a very worthy cause though;o)

Nope, not at all. I don't own copyright to her name, after all

Sheelagh
"o"
Shoot..Sorry, I pressed the button twice, soz folks!!

Too much coffee?

jmc


Tea!!
Apparently it contains just as much caffeine as the average coffee
does. whether this is true or not, is open to debate.

Thanks ever so much for the link to Meep. I really enjoyed looking
through your photos. Meep is nothing like I imagined in my minds eye.
I have no idea why, but I thought she was a tabby cat.??!#@!?


Like many black cats, she is a tabby, in bright sunlight. Even has the
forehead M and rings on her tail.

She has led a fascinating life, hasn't she?


One of the best-traveled moggies out there, I reckon.

I wonder if she is still on her selective diet?
She selects, & you have to diet to pay for it,lol )


Yuppers. She's given up on Dine for a while and seems to prefer Fancy
Feast. She tells me what she really wants is my smoked salmon, though.

I hope that Meep See's us naming the blue kitty after her as a
compliment, because that is how it was intended.


She's quite chuffed, actually, and can hardly get through doorways now
'cause her head's so big (That translates in both American and British
English g)

Many thanks J,
Best Wishes,
sheelagh


Best of luck to Meep, Jr.!

jmc
  #25  
Old July 18th 07, 05:34 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
jmc
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Default OT CAT joke of the day

Suddenly, without warning, jmc exclaimed (7/18/2007 12:22 PM):

http://www.jodi.ws/meep/meep.htm


FYI, I caught up with history and *finally* posted some new Meep
pictures today.

jmc
 




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