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Cat always meow's
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Is there a surgery to stop a cat meowing? My wife wants to get rid of one of our cats, and I'm looking for an alternative. Any help would be appreciated. |
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"Paul" wrote in message om... Hi, Is there a surgery to stop a cat meowing? My wife wants to get rid of one of our cats, and I'm looking for an alternative. Any help would be appreciated. Try having your wife's head surgically removed from her butt. Before I suggest the same for you, have you even considered training the cat? Finding out why she is crying? |
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"Paul" wrote in message om... Hi, Is there a surgery to stop a cat meowing? My wife wants to get rid of one of our cats, and I'm looking for an alternative. Any help would be appreciated. Try having your wife's head surgically removed from her butt. Before I suggest the same for you, have you even considered training the cat? Finding out why she is crying? |
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On Wed, 14 Jan 2004 00:29:07 GMT, "Mary" wrote:
"Paul" wrote in message . com... Hi, Is there a surgery to stop a cat meowing? My wife wants to get rid of one of our cats, and I'm looking for an alternative. Any help would be appreciated. Try having your wife's head surgically removed from her butt. Before I suggest the same for you, have you even considered training the cat? Finding out why she is crying? How does your wife feel about you talking? When the cat meows, he/she is trying to tell you something. If you try, you can learn to understand it. Do you have kids? How does she feel about them? There are a lot of things to figure out here. |
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On Wed, 14 Jan 2004 00:29:07 GMT, "Mary" wrote:
"Paul" wrote in message . com... Hi, Is there a surgery to stop a cat meowing? My wife wants to get rid of one of our cats, and I'm looking for an alternative. Any help would be appreciated. Try having your wife's head surgically removed from her butt. Before I suggest the same for you, have you even considered training the cat? Finding out why she is crying? How does your wife feel about you talking? When the cat meows, he/she is trying to tell you something. If you try, you can learn to understand it. Do you have kids? How does she feel about them? There are a lot of things to figure out here. |
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"Paul" wrote in message om... Hi, Is there a surgery to stop a cat meowing? My wife wants to get rid of one of our cats, and I'm looking for an alternative. Any help would be appreciated. There is surgery to correct the wife. Adam |
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"Paul" wrote in message om... Hi, Is there a surgery to stop a cat meowing? My wife wants to get rid of one of our cats, and I'm looking for an alternative. Any help would be appreciated. There is surgery to correct the wife. Adam |
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On Tue, 13 Jan 2004 16:22:43 -0800, Paul wrote:
Is there a surgery to stop a cat meowing? My wife wants to get rid of one of our cats, and I'm looking for an alternative. Well, what else would you have kitty do? Speak Japanese? =^_^= In all seriousness, you can have the voice box altered or removed. I know one cat that has had this done, and instead of meowing, it sounds like it is hissing. Very strange, and almost as bad as declawing IMO. BTW, is this a female cat? Perhaps the surgery is not in the voice box, but in that she needs to be spayed once she is out of heat. And if it's a siamese, well, they're talkative by nature. Instead, as Mary suggested, I recommend taking your wife to the ER. Having your head inserted into your rectum is extremely dangerous. -- Dennis Carr - | I may be out of my mind, http://www.dennis.furtopia.org | But I have more fun that way. ------------------------------------+------------------------------- |
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On Tue, 13 Jan 2004 16:22:43 -0800, Paul wrote:
Is there a surgery to stop a cat meowing? My wife wants to get rid of one of our cats, and I'm looking for an alternative. Well, what else would you have kitty do? Speak Japanese? =^_^= In all seriousness, you can have the voice box altered or removed. I know one cat that has had this done, and instead of meowing, it sounds like it is hissing. Very strange, and almost as bad as declawing IMO. BTW, is this a female cat? Perhaps the surgery is not in the voice box, but in that she needs to be spayed once she is out of heat. And if it's a siamese, well, they're talkative by nature. Instead, as Mary suggested, I recommend taking your wife to the ER. Having your head inserted into your rectum is extremely dangerous. -- Dennis Carr - | I may be out of my mind, http://www.dennis.furtopia.org | But I have more fun that way. ------------------------------------+------------------------------- |
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