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Body Language

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily in
Toronto. However, the poor woman was not very proficient in English,
although she did manage to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day,
she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know
how to put forward her request, and in desperation, she clucked like a
chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how
to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to
show the butcher her breasts!

The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a
way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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What were you thinking?

Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

Now get back to your emails !!!!!!!!

Geeee!, I don't know about some of you!

on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:18:52 GMT, "Matthew"
wrote:

What were you thinking?

Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

Now get back to your emails !!!!!!!!

Geeee!, I don't know about some of you!


Haha, you got me!

I don't have a lot of 'net time lately with the new 'baby' in the house...
so glad I clicked this one.

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Lynne

On 12 Jul, 02:16, Lynne wrote:
on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:18:52 GMT, "Matthew"
wrote:

What were you thinking?

Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

Now get back to your emails !!!!!!!!

Geeee!, I don't know about some of you!

Haha, you got me!

I don't have a lot of 'net time lately with the new 'baby' in the house...
so glad I clicked this one.

--
Lynne

New Baby...?
I missed something here Lynne???
Please share )
Sheelagh

on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:31:33 GMT, "Sheelagh o"
wrote:

New Baby...?
I missed something here Lynne???
Please share )
Sheelagh


New puppy! 9 weeks old, from Golden Retriever rescue.

http://picasaweb.google.com/what.the.hell.is.it/Hendrix

There will be new photos up sometime tonight.

--
Lynne

"Lynne" wrote in message
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on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:31:33 GMT, "Sheelagh o"
wrote:

New Baby...?
I missed something here Lynne???
Please share )
Sheelagh


New puppy! 9 weeks old, from Golden Retriever rescue.

http://picasaweb.google.com/what.the.hell.is.it/Hendrix

There will be new photos up sometime tonight.


Yay!

On Jul 15, 5:20 pm, Lynne wrote:
on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:31:33 GMT, "Sheelagh o"

wrote:
New Baby...?
I missed something here Lynne???
Please share )
Sheelagh

New puppy! 9 weeks old, from Golden Retriever rescue.

http://picasaweb.google.com/what.the.hell.is.it/Hendrix

There will be new photos up sometime tonight.

--
Lynne

Excellent news. I am delighted for you too.

Of course the overriding question here is, How is, how is our little
lip sucker taking all of this on board, Lol? I hope his furry little
nose isn't even slightly out of joint?
I can't imagine Levis or Ruddie feeling that way, but it is a
consideration that you must have had to think about before going
ahead. My guess is that this is just one more friend for him to play
with. Am I right, or, Am I right?

Congrats to you all, it is wonderful to hear you have another new
family member. Scritches all around from me please as you pass each
one of them, & look forward to the photos as well,
sheelagh "o"

on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 17:52:18 GMT, "Sheelagh o"
wrote:

Of course the overriding question here is, How is, how is our little
lip sucker taking all of this on board, Lol? I hope his furry little
nose isn't even slightly out of joint?
I can't imagine Levis or Ruddie feeling that way, but it is a
consideration that you must have had to think about before going
ahead. My guess is that this is just one more friend for him to play
with. Am I right, or, Am I right?

Levi isn't really happy about the new pup, but he's shy and is starting to
let his curiosity override that. It's just going to take time. Rudy,
OTOH, was all over Hendrix as soon as we brought him in the door. Puppies
are clumsy and he's run into Rudy a few times, but Rudy takes it's all in
stride. Rudy loves everyone.

Cyber, new pics are up, but mostly just of Hendrix playing with my other
dog, Roxy. They love each other!!

--
Lynne

"Lynne" wrote

Cyber, new pics are up, but mostly just of Hendrix playing with my other
dog, Roxy. They love each other!!


arrrrghhhhle! I'm choking here!

Look at this FACE!

http://tinyurl.com/ywplpz



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"Lynne" wrote

Cyber, new pics are up, but mostly just of Hendrix playing with my other
dog, Roxy. They love each other!!

Also this one, the Big Ferocious Puppy!

http://tinyurl.com/yohuvj



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On 15 Jul, 23:48, Lynne wrote:
on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 17:52:18 GMT, "Sheelagh o"

wrote:
Of course the overriding question here is, How is, how is our little
lip sucker taking all of this on board, Lol? I hope his furry little
nose isn't even slightly out of joint?
I can't imagine Levis or Ruddie feeling that way, but it is a
consideration that you must have had to think about before going
ahead. My guess is that this is just one more friend for him to play
with. Am I right, or, Am I right?

Levi isn't really happy about the new pup, but he's shy and is starting to
let his curiosity override that. It's just going to take time. Rudy,
OTOH, was all over Hendrix as soon as we brought him in the door. Puppies
are clumsy and he's run into Rudy a few times, but Rudy takes it's all in
stride. Rudy loves everyone.

Cyber, new pics are up, but mostly just of Hendrix playing with my other
dog, Roxy. They love each other!!

--
Lynne

Levi isn't really happy about the new pup, but he's shy and is starting to
let his curiosity override that. It's just going to take time. Rudy,
OTOH, was all over Hendrix as soon as we brought him in the door. Puppies
are clumsy and he's run into Rudy a few times, but Rudy takes it's all in
stride. Rudy loves everyone.

Awwwh... Poor little Levis. I can just imagine him sulking & looking
for extra lip for reassurance, & to make sure that mummy still loves
him despite the nasty "pretty" doggy who is taking up all of his
personal mummy time....

Funny how this sort of thing can set insecurities off, isn't it?

A bit like 2nd child syndrome. ( From mummy's point of view)
You never think that you can find it in your heart to love another
child as much as you love the first one, yet when the time comes, you
*do* have all that love to spare, but just for different reasons....
From the child/ kitty's point of view, they *Need* to know that they
are still just as important to you.
Yet, however annoying it can feel,(because you know you do), you also
know that you have to find the time if only to set their minds at
rest. Levis will be fine all in good time. He simply has to let his
curiosity take over, to appreciate just how close Hendrix will become
when he allows him to.

I'm delighted that Rudy is happy to see more company around. Hopefully
it will lead / allow Levis let his walls down & let Hendrix in too.
Levis trusts Rudy, so with any luck, he will see that his judgement is
not clouded, & If Rudy is prepared to let him be friends, then in
time, so will Levis as well.

Cyber, new pics are up, but mostly just of Hendrix playing with my other
dog, Roxy. They love each other!!

Even better news that Roxy is equally delighted too
Don't you just Luuurve happy stories?
I know that I do

I take it that I have no need at all to ask if your daughter is happy
with your new addition to your family, & that he is curled around her
right now, all in the name of Puppy-defence of course, Lol ;o)

Links...PLEASE...???#@!!?#
(with a nice fat red cherry on top, Lol ;o)
Congratulations to you all....
Sheelagh "o"