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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
Hihi diz iz O. T. anna da gamby putz our furrz on da effergreenz in da out
and da birds takez dem anna bujilds dem nestz. In da winterz, her keepz in a zippy lokez bag and when it getz warm, her putz it on da bushez. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... when soft burshez uses her putz owrz furz inna owt it goez kan, her sayz ifin her keepz it mayapz anofur kitty willz form itsef, Trudi not amuzed by dat thoght Granby wrote in message ... Oh, da gramby laffed at da afghan, Afghan, dat waz cute. Willow Begs the question by the Beatles, "if tin horns are made out of tin, what are fog horns made out of?" "Sylvia M" wrote in message ... "Rebecca" wrote in message .. . "Mme. Anas ^..^" wrote in message ... On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble, little paws typed: We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Yup, mine hooman kollekts mine bootiful furz wif dat fingy too! -- Purrs, Mme. Anas Den whut duz he do wid dem? Rebecca Duz he tayke dem an spin dem on a spinnink weel an mayke skarvz ur swedderz frum yur furrz? He kud tayke dem tu uh wool shop an day mite du it furr him. Mine Meowmee awlwayz wanted a Afgan d*g, so she kud nitt a Afgan afgan. Pit2nya |
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
Oh, I forgotz dat her haz keeped da furz and made a pillow for a new kitten
to sleepz on. It waz warm for da kittenz and smellez like herown kind, da cats. Whateffer da reazon, the baby kitty liked itself. O. T. "Granby" wrote in message ... Hihi diz iz O. T. anna da gamby putz our furrz on da effergreenz in da out and da birds takez dem anna bujilds dem nestz. In da winterz, her keepz in a zippy lokez bag and when it getz warm, her putz it on da bushez. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... when soft burshez uses her putz owrz furz inna owt it goez kan, her sayz ifin her keepz it mayapz anofur kitty willz form itsef, Trudi not amuzed by dat thoght Granby wrote in message ... Oh, da gramby laffed at da afghan, Afghan, dat waz cute. Willow Begs the question by the Beatles, "if tin horns are made out of tin, what are fog horns made out of?" "Sylvia M" wrote in message ... "Rebecca" wrote in message .. . "Mme. Anas ^..^" wrote in message ... On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble, little paws typed: We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Yup, mine hooman kollekts mine bootiful furz wif dat fingy too! -- Purrs, Mme. Anas Den whut duz he do wid dem? Rebecca Duz he tayke dem an spin dem on a spinnink weel an mayke skarvz ur swedderz frum yur furrz? He kud tayke dem tu uh wool shop an day mite du it furr him. Mine Meowmee awlwayz wanted a Afgan d*g, so she kud nitt a Afgan afgan. Pit2nya |
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
Neow datz shmart recycling!
Pito.onya = "Granby" wrote in message ... Oh, I forgotz dat her haz keeped da furz and made a pillow for a new kitten to sleepz on. It waz warm for da kittenz and smellez like herown kind, da cats. Whateffer da reazon, the baby kitty liked itself. O. T. "Granby" wrote in message ... Hihi diz iz O. T. anna da gamby putz our furrz on da effergreenz in da out and da birds takez dem anna bujilds dem nestz. In da winterz, her keepz in a zippy lokez bag and when it getz warm, her putz it on da bushez. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... when soft burshez uses her putz owrz furz inna owt it goez kan, her sayz ifin her keepz it mayapz anofur kitty willz form itsef, Trudi not amuzed by dat thoght Granby wrote in message ... Oh, da gramby laffed at da afghan, Afghan, dat waz cute. Willow Begs the question by the Beatles, "if tin horns are made out of tin, what are fog horns made out of?" "Sylvia M" wrote in message ... "Rebecca" wrote in message .. . "Mme. Anas ^..^" wrote in message ... On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble, little paws typed: We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Yup, mine hooman kollekts mine bootiful furz wif dat fingy too! -- Purrs, Mme. Anas Den whut duz he do wid dem? Rebecca Duz he tayke dem an spin dem on a spinnink weel an mayke skarvz ur swedderz frum yur furrz? He kud tayke dem tu uh wool shop an day mite du it furr him. Mine Meowmee awlwayz wanted a Afgan d*g, so she kud nitt a Afgan afgan. Pit2nya |
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 21:25:41 -0800, Rebecca's nimble, little paws
typed: Yup, mine hooman kollekts mine bootiful furz wif dat fingy too! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs Den whut duz he do wid dem? Rebecca Horror ov horrorz, he putz dem in da garbidge!!!!!! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/16/2008 8:25:28 PM |
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed: We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Pssst, Sunrise, do you haff yur hooman trained to baff all of youze an den dry you wif a dryer-growlie-monster? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/16/2008 8:28:37 PM |
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
be kareful bowt dat, soft sayed onze dat der wuz inuf furz in derta make
anofur kittee, i thinked the trash monzter wuz makin a trudier kittee, Tiger Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message ... On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 21:25:41 -0800, Rebecca's nimble, little paws typed: Yup, mine hooman kollekts mine bootiful furz wif dat fingy too! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs Den whut duz he do wid dem? Rebecca Horror ov horrorz, he putz dem in da garbidge!!!!!! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/16/2008 8:25:28 PM |
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
On Jan 16, 8:29 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble, little paws typed: We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Pssst, Sunrise, do you haff yur hooman trained to baff all of youze an den dry you wif a dryer-growlie-monster? R hoominz tak uss in da jeepfing too da peepl hoo doo dat. Sept dat Uncl Bill doo dat four Missy hisownself cuz herownself try too kill peeeple hoo tuch her. Even wen Bear TELL hur dat shee better not hurt Uncl Bill shee strugl an hisss an spit an bit an claw. Butted shee feels gooder afterwurd. Anna Uncl Bill jus put on sum bandiches. I WIKE goin to da spa an gettin myown byooty refreshed. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun -- -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/16/2008 8:28:37 PM |
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
I know I will get killed for posting this but...my MIL had a cat that hated
a bath. Someone gave me a cartoon on how to give a cat a bath. You put some shampoo in the toilet then stuff in the cat, close the lid and flush. SORRRYYY, just had to say it. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Jan 16, 8:29 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote: On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble, little paws typed: We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Pssst, Sunrise, do you haff yur hooman trained to baff all of youze an den dry you wif a dryer-growlie-monster? R hoominz tak uss in da jeepfing too da peepl hoo doo dat. Sept dat Uncl Bill doo dat four Missy hisownself cuz herownself try too kill peeeple hoo tuch her. Even wen Bear TELL hur dat shee better not hurt Uncl Bill shee strugl an hisss an spit an bit an claw. Butted shee feels gooder afterwurd. Anna Uncl Bill jus put on sum bandiches. I WIKE goin to da spa an gettin myown byooty refreshed. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun -- -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/16/2008 8:28:37 PM |
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
On Jan 17, 9:41*am, "Granby" wrote:
I know I will get killed for posting this but...my MIL had a cat that hated a bath. *Someone gave me a cartoon on how to give a cat a bath. *You put some shampoo in the toilet then stuff in the cat, close the lid *and flush. SORRRYYY, just had to say it. Dat wuz a FUNNEEE cartoom. Da Bear showed it to usses. It was some UBBER cat, so hoo carez.No wun wud try to doo dat too ussez. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun -- "Will in New Haven" wrote in ... On Jan 16, 8:29 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote: On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble, little paws typed: We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun * * * * Pssst, Sunrise, do you haff yur hooman trained to baff all of youze an den dry you wif a dryer-growlie-monster? R hoominz tak uss in da jeepfing too da peepl hoo doo dat. Sept dat Uncl Bill doo dat four Missy hisownself cuz herownself try too kill peeeple hoo tuch her. Even wen Bear TELL hur dat shee better not hurt Uncl Bill shee strugl an hisss an spit an bit an claw. Butted shee feels gooder afterwurd. Anna Uncl Bill jus put on sum bandiches. I WIKE goin to da spa an gettin myown byooty refreshed. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun -- -- Purrs, * * * * Mme. Anaïs * * * * * * * * "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 * * * * 1/16/2008 8:28:37 PM- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - |
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Bear slayed da howleymonnister
if we wanted to do it here that is what would have to happin... Soft... hey
gramby don't be hepin soft figure diz stuff owt, Trudi, thinkin she needsa puff up atta gramby Granby wrote in message ... I know I will get killed for posting this but...my MIL had a cat that hated a bath. Someone gave me a cartoon on how to give a cat a bath. You put some shampoo in the toilet then stuff in the cat, close the lid and flush. SORRRYYY, just had to say it. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Jan 16, 8:29 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote: On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble, little paws typed: We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Pssst, Sunrise, do you haff yur hooman trained to baff all of youze an den dry you wif a dryer-growlie-monster? R hoominz tak uss in da jeepfing too da peepl hoo doo dat. Sept dat Uncl Bill doo dat four Missy hisownself cuz herownself try too kill peeeple hoo tuch her. Even wen Bear TELL hur dat shee better not hurt Uncl Bill shee strugl an hisss an spit an bit an claw. Butted shee feels gooder afterwurd. Anna Uncl Bill jus put on sum bandiches. I WIKE goin to da spa an gettin myown byooty refreshed. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun -- -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/16/2008 8:28:37 PM |
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