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Bear slayed da howleymonnister



 
 
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  #11  
Old January 16th 08, 07:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Bear slayed da howleymonnister

Hihi diz iz O. T. anna da gamby putz our furrz on da effergreenz in da out
and da birds takez dem anna bujilds dem nestz. In da winterz, her keepz in
a zippy lokez bag and when it getz warm, her putz it on da bushez.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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when soft burshez uses her putz owrz furz inna owt it goez kan, her sayz
ifin her keepz it mayapz anofur kitty willz form itsef, Trudi not amuzed
by
dat thoght
Granby wrote in message
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Oh, da gramby laffed at da afghan, Afghan, dat waz cute. Willow Begs

the
question by the Beatles, "if tin horns are made out of tin, what are fog
horns made out of?"
"Sylvia M" wrote in message
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"Rebecca" wrote in message
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"Mme. Anas ^..^" wrote in message
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On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red
hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den

da
monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST
beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

Yup, mine hooman kollekts mine bootiful furz wif dat fingy too!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anas

Den whut duz he do wid dem?

Rebecca
Duz he tayke dem an spin dem on a spinnink weel an mayke skarvz
ur swedderz frum yur furrz? He kud tayke dem tu uh wool shop an
day mite du it furr him.

Mine Meowmee awlwayz wanted a Afgan d*g, so she kud nitt a
Afgan afgan.

Pit2nya








  #12  
Old January 16th 08, 07:59 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Bear slayed da howleymonnister

Oh, I forgotz dat her haz keeped da furz and made a pillow for a new kitten
to sleepz on. It waz warm for da kittenz and smellez like herown kind, da
cats. Whateffer da reazon, the baby kitty liked itself. O. T.
"Granby" wrote in message
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Hihi diz iz O. T. anna da gamby putz our furrz on da effergreenz in da out
and da birds takez dem anna bujilds dem nestz. In da winterz, her keepz
in a zippy lokez bag and when it getz warm, her putz it on da bushez.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
when soft burshez uses her putz owrz furz inna owt it goez kan, her sayz
ifin her keepz it mayapz anofur kitty willz form itsef, Trudi not amuzed
by
dat thoght
Granby wrote in message
...
Oh, da gramby laffed at da afghan, Afghan, dat waz cute. Willow Begs

the
question by the Beatles, "if tin horns are made out of tin, what are fog
horns made out of?"
"Sylvia M" wrote in message
...

"Rebecca" wrote in message
.. .

"Mme. Anas ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's
nimble,
little paws typed:

We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red
hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den

da
monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST
beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

Yup, mine hooman kollekts mine bootiful furz wif dat fingy too!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anas

Den whut duz he do wid dem?

Rebecca
Duz he tayke dem an spin dem on a spinnink weel an mayke skarvz
ur swedderz frum yur furrz? He kud tayke dem tu uh wool shop an
day mite du it furr him.

Mine Meowmee awlwayz wanted a Afgan d*g, so she kud nitt a
Afgan afgan.

Pit2nya










  #13  
Old January 16th 08, 08:38 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M
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Default Bear slayed da howleymonnister

Neow datz shmart recycling!
Pito.onya =

"Granby" wrote in message
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Oh, I forgotz dat her haz keeped da furz and made a pillow for a new
kitten to sleepz on. It waz warm for da kittenz and smellez like
herown kind, da cats. Whateffer da reazon, the baby kitty liked
itself. O. T.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Hihi diz iz O. T. anna da gamby putz our furrz on da effergreenz in
da out and da birds takez dem anna bujilds dem nestz. In da winterz,
her keepz in a zippy lokez bag and when it getz warm, her putz it on
da bushez.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
when soft burshez uses her putz owrz furz inna owt it goez kan, her
sayz
ifin her keepz it mayapz anofur kitty willz form itsef, Trudi not
amuzed by
dat thoght
Granby wrote in message
...
Oh, da gramby laffed at da afghan, Afghan, dat waz cute. Willow
Begs
the
question by the Beatles, "if tin horns are made out of tin, what
are fog
horns made out of?"
"Sylvia M" wrote in message
...

"Rebecca" wrote in message
.. .

"Mme. Anas ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's
nimble,
little paws typed:

We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff
wuvly red
hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear,
an den
da
monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at
WEEST
beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

Yup, mine hooman kollekts mine bootiful furz wif dat fingy too!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anas

Den whut duz he do wid dem?

Rebecca
Duz he tayke dem an spin dem on a spinnink weel an mayke skarvz
ur swedderz frum yur furrz? He kud tayke dem tu uh wool shop an
day mite du it furr him.

Mine Meowmee awlwayz wanted a Afgan d*g, so she kud nitt a
Afgan afgan.

Pit2nya












  #14  
Old January 17th 08, 01:26 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_3_]
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Default Bear slayed da howleymonnister

On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 21:25:41 -0800, Rebecca's nimble, little paws
typed:

Yup, mine hooman kollekts mine bootiful furz wif dat fingy too!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs


Den whut duz he do wid dem?

Rebecca


Horror ov horrorz, he putz dem in da garbidge!!!!!!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/16/2008 8:25:28 PM
  #15  
Old January 17th 08, 01:29 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_3_]
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Default Bear slayed da howleymonnister

On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red
hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da
monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST
beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


Pssst, Sunrise, do you haff yur hooman trained to baff all of youze
an den dry you wif a dryer-growlie-monster?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/16/2008 8:28:37 PM
  #16  
Old January 17th 08, 02:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Bear slayed da howleymonnister

be kareful bowt dat, soft sayed onze dat der wuz inuf furz in derta make
anofur kittee, i thinked the trash monzter wuz makin a trudier kittee, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 21:25:41 -0800, Rebecca's nimble, little paws
typed:

Yup, mine hooman kollekts mine bootiful furz wif dat fingy too!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs


Den whut duz he do wid dem?

Rebecca


Horror ov horrorz, he putz dem in da garbidge!!!!!!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/16/2008 8:25:28 PM



  #17  
Old January 17th 08, 02:34 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Bear slayed da howleymonnister

On Jan 16, 8:29 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:



We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red
hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da
monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST
beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel.


Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


Pssst, Sunrise, do you haff yur hooman trained to baff all of youze
an den dry you wif a dryer-growlie-monster?


R hoominz tak uss in da jeepfing too da peepl hoo doo dat. Sept dat
Uncl Bill doo dat four Missy hisownself cuz herownself try too kill
peeeple hoo tuch her. Even wen Bear TELL hur dat shee better not hurt
Uncl Bill shee strugl an hisss an spit an bit an claw. Butted shee
feels gooder afterwurd. Anna Uncl Bill jus put on sum bandiches.

I WIKE goin to da spa an gettin myown byooty refreshed.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

--



--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/16/2008 8:28:37 PM


  #18  
Old January 17th 08, 02:41 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Bear slayed da howleymonnister

I know I will get killed for posting this but...my MIL had a cat that hated
a bath. Someone gave me a cartoon on how to give a cat a bath. You put
some shampoo in the toilet then stuff in the cat, close the lid and flush.
SORRRYYY, just had to say it.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Jan 16, 8:29 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:



We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red
hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da
monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST
beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel.


Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


Pssst, Sunrise, do you haff yur hooman trained to baff all of
youze
an den dry you wif a dryer-growlie-monster?


R hoominz tak uss in da jeepfing too da peepl hoo doo dat. Sept dat
Uncl Bill doo dat four Missy hisownself cuz herownself try too kill
peeeple hoo tuch her. Even wen Bear TELL hur dat shee better not hurt
Uncl Bill shee strugl an hisss an spit an bit an claw. Butted shee
feels gooder afterwurd. Anna Uncl Bill jus put on sum bandiches.

I WIKE goin to da spa an gettin myown byooty refreshed.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

--



--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and
little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/16/2008 8:28:37 PM



  #19  
Old January 17th 08, 02:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Bear slayed da howleymonnister

On Jan 17, 9:41*am, "Granby" wrote:
I know I will get killed for posting this but...my MIL had a cat that hated
a bath. *Someone gave me a cartoon on how to give a cat a bath. *You put
some shampoo in the toilet then stuff in the cat, close the lid *and flush.
SORRRYYY, just had to say it.


Dat wuz a FUNNEEE cartoom. Da Bear showed it to usses. It was some
UBBER cat, so hoo carez.No wun wud try to doo dat too ussez.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

--


"Will in New Haven" wrote in ...
On Jan 16, 8:29 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:

On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:


We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red
hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da
monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST
beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel.


Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


* * * * Pssst, Sunrise, do you haff yur hooman trained to baff all of
youze
an den dry you wif a dryer-growlie-monster?


R hoominz tak uss in da jeepfing too da peepl hoo doo dat. Sept dat
Uncl Bill doo dat four Missy hisownself cuz herownself try too kill
peeeple hoo tuch her. Even wen Bear TELL hur dat shee better not hurt
Uncl Bill shee strugl an hisss an spit an bit an claw. Butted shee
feels gooder afterwurd. Anna Uncl Bill jus put on sum bandiches.

I WIKE goin to da spa an gettin myown byooty refreshed.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

--





--
Purrs,


* * * * Mme. Anaïs


* * * * * * * * "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and
little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963


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  #20  
Old January 17th 08, 03:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Bear slayed da howleymonnister

if we wanted to do it here that is what would have to happin... Soft... hey
gramby don't be hepin soft figure diz stuff owt, Trudi, thinkin she needsa
puff up atta gramby
Granby wrote in message
...
I know I will get killed for posting this but...my MIL had a cat that

hated
a bath. Someone gave me a cartoon on how to give a cat a bath. You put
some shampoo in the toilet then stuff in the cat, close the lid and

flush.
SORRRYYY, just had to say it.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Jan 16, 8:29 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:



We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red
hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den da
monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST
beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel.


Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


Pssst, Sunrise, do you haff yur hooman trained to baff all of
youze
an den dry you wif a dryer-growlie-monster?


R hoominz tak uss in da jeepfing too da peepl hoo doo dat. Sept dat
Uncl Bill doo dat four Missy hisownself cuz herownself try too kill
peeeple hoo tuch her. Even wen Bear TELL hur dat shee better not hurt
Uncl Bill shee strugl an hisss an spit an bit an claw. Butted shee
feels gooder afterwurd. Anna Uncl Bill jus put on sum bandiches.

I WIKE goin to da spa an gettin myown byooty refreshed.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

--



--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and
little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/16/2008 8:28:37 PM





 




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