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Iron Chef Catmerica, part 1



 
 
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  #11  
Old May 26th 05, 06:55 AM
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee
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Sorree Tiger, I yam not givink uhway mine seekretz diz yeer.

Negzt yeer I wyll enter, diz yeer I yam juzt offurrink sum goodeez.
(see mine anzer tu Sundance beelo)

Ovkorze, iffin yu lyke myne 'Baked Ahmouseka' yu kin effin hav
sekund hewlpinkz.

Pitoonya, da Genuruz

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Tiger walks slowly up to the table where a bootiful girlcat stands with a
bootiful dish, he carefully sniffs aromas coming from the dish, He then
takes a careful lick at one edge to check the temperature, Diz iz gud,

culld
you purleze discribe da greidentz anna yourown meothod of purrpuratun?
Tiger, the thourough
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Ho Kay...Hooz reddee tu tayzt mine 'Baked Ahmouseka' ?

Pitoonya

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
anna I iz waitin ta taste, I meanz judge it, Tiger, who just woke from

his
nap
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 May 2005 06:25:34 GMT, Sundance wrote:


An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says to da
contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!

Sundance,

We'ze sittink heer an waitink fur da nekst installment. Whoze cukin
whut?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/23/2005 2:46:59 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com








  #12  
Old May 26th 05, 07:04 AM
Sundance
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Well, OK, den. Ize shur efurrykitty will apurrsheayte yur Baked Ahmouseka,
especially since needur uf da kompeetin chefs seemz to be makin a dessert.
How abowt savin sum fur me, since I duznt git to taste the contest entriez?

Sundance

"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
I wuzint shurr, styll aint shurr....
Iffin itz awl uhbowt seea fuud an krustashunz, den I yam not in da
kompetishun.

And I hab e-nuff furr awl ov da konteztentz, an juggez, an obzervurz, so
wy
dunt I juzt
serb mine 'Baked Ahmouseka' az deezert refreshmintz?

An negzt yeer, I'zl mayke "Baked Ahcrabka", an "Baked Ahshrimpka" an Baked
"Ahclambka"
an effin "Baked Ahlobka". Daddel reelee be kompertishun, huh?

"Sundance" wrote in message
news
Hihi, Pitoonya! Iz yoo kumpeetin in Iron Chef Catmerica, or juss givin

deze
gize sumfing to eet while dey iz waitin? If yoo wantz to kumpeet, dat
wud
make hisstery -- dere haz nebber bin more dan two chefz at a time! Let
me
know so I kan annowns yurownself az a late entrant if yoo want, but yoo
better hurry -- da kompetishun iz almoss over.

Sundance

"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Ho Kay...Hooz reddee tu tayzt mine 'Baked Ahmouseka' ?

Pitoonya

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
anna I iz waitin ta taste, I meanz judge it, Tiger, who just woke from
his
nap
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 May 2005 06:25:34 GMT, Sundance wrote:


An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says to da
contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!

Sundance,

We'ze sittink heer an waitink fur da nekst installment. Whoze cukin
whut?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/23/2005 2:46:59 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com










  #13  
Old May 26th 05, 04:07 PM
Miss Violette
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Itza gud enuf ta compete, Tiger, liking da tazte
Sundance wrote in message
news
Hihi, Pitoonya! Iz yoo kumpeetin in Iron Chef Catmerica, or juss givin

deze
gize sumfing to eet while dey iz waitin? If yoo wantz to kumpeet, dat wud
make hisstery -- dere haz nebber bin more dan two chefz at a time! Let me
know so I kan annowns yurownself az a late entrant if yoo want, but yoo
better hurry -- da kompetishun iz almoss over.

Sundance

"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Ho Kay...Hooz reddee tu tayzt mine 'Baked Ahmouseka' ?

Pitoonya

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
anna I iz waitin ta taste, I meanz judge it, Tiger, who just woke from
his
nap
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 May 2005 06:25:34 GMT, Sundance wrote:


An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says to da
contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!

Sundance,

We'ze sittink heer an waitink fur da nekst installment. Whoze cukin
whut?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/23/2005 2:46:59 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com








  #14  
Old May 26th 05, 04:09 PM
Miss Violette
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OK den, purrhapz I willz eat some more afur da competition, anna purhapz you
culld add it to your mice cream dezert line? Tiger, hopeuful
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Sorree Tiger, I yam not givink uhway mine seekretz diz yeer.

Negzt yeer I wyll enter, diz yeer I yam juzt offurrink sum goodeez.
(see mine anzer tu Sundance beelo)

Ovkorze, iffin yu lyke myne 'Baked Ahmouseka' yu kin effin hav
sekund hewlpinkz.

Pitoonya, da Genuruz

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Tiger walks slowly up to the table where a bootiful girlcat stands with

a
bootiful dish, he carefully sniffs aromas coming from the dish, He then
takes a careful lick at one edge to check the temperature, Diz iz gud,

culld
you purleze discribe da greidentz anna yourown meothod of purrpuratun?
Tiger, the thourough
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Ho Kay...Hooz reddee tu tayzt mine 'Baked Ahmouseka' ?

Pitoonya

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
anna I iz waitin ta taste, I meanz judge it, Tiger, who just woke

from
his
nap
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 May 2005 06:25:34 GMT, Sundance wrote:


An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says to da
contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!

Sundance,

We'ze sittink heer an waitink fur da nekst installment. Whoze

cukin
whut?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/23/2005 2:46:59 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com










  #15  
Old May 26th 05, 05:59 PM
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee
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Pitoonya wizpurrz in Tiger's eer
Itz mayde wiff MiceKreem in da sentur...den nip flaffort merryrang,
witch are baykt tugedder, juzt long enuff tu burown da merryrang.

Pitoonya, smiling at her own kleverness

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
OK den, purrhapz I willz eat some more afur da competition, anna purhapz

you
culld add it to your mice cream dezert line? Tiger, hopeuful
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Sorree Tiger, I yam not givink uhway mine seekretz diz yeer.

Negzt yeer I wyll enter, diz yeer I yam juzt offurrink sum goodeez.
(see mine anzer tu Sundance beelo)

Ovkorze, iffin yu lyke myne 'Baked Ahmouseka' yu kin effin hav
sekund hewlpinkz.

Pitoonya, da Genuruz

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Tiger walks slowly up to the table where a bootiful girlcat stands

with
a
bootiful dish, he carefully sniffs aromas coming from the dish, He

then
takes a careful lick at one edge to check the temperature, Diz iz gud,

culld
you purleze discribe da greidentz anna yourown meothod of purrpuratun?
Tiger, the thourough
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Ho Kay...Hooz reddee tu tayzt mine 'Baked Ahmouseka' ?

Pitoonya

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
anna I iz waitin ta taste, I meanz judge it, Tiger, who just woke

from
his
nap
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 May 2005 06:25:34 GMT, Sundance wrote:


An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says to da
contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!

Sundance,

We'ze sittink heer an waitink fur da nekst installment. Whoze

cukin
whut?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/23/2005 2:46:59 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com












  #16  
Old May 26th 05, 06:00 PM
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee
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Ovkorze I wyll.

Pitoonya
"Sundance" wrote in message
. com...
Well, OK, den. Ize shur efurrykitty will apurrsheayte yur Baked

Ahmouseka,
especially since needur uf da kompeetin chefs seemz to be makin a dessert.
How abowt savin sum fur me, since I duznt git to taste the contest

entriez?

Sundance

"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
I wuzint shurr, styll aint shurr....
Iffin itz awl uhbowt seea fuud an krustashunz, den I yam not in da
kompetishun.

And I hab e-nuff furr awl ov da konteztentz, an juggez, an obzervurz, so
wy
dunt I juzt
serb mine 'Baked Ahmouseka' az deezert refreshmintz?

An negzt yeer, I'zl mayke "Baked Ahcrabka", an "Baked Ahshrimpka" an

Baked
"Ahclambka"
an effin "Baked Ahlobka". Daddel reelee be kompertishun, huh?

"Sundance" wrote in message
news
Hihi, Pitoonya! Iz yoo kumpeetin in Iron Chef Catmerica, or juss givin

deze
gize sumfing to eet while dey iz waitin? If yoo wantz to kumpeet, dat
wud
make hisstery -- dere haz nebber bin more dan two chefz at a time! Let
me
know so I kan annowns yurownself az a late entrant if yoo want, but yoo
better hurry -- da kompetishun iz almoss over.

Sundance

"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Ho Kay...Hooz reddee tu tayzt mine 'Baked Ahmouseka' ?

Pitoonya

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
anna I iz waitin ta taste, I meanz judge it, Tiger, who just woke

from
his
nap
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 May 2005 06:25:34 GMT, Sundance wrote:


An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says to da
contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!

Sundance,

We'ze sittink heer an waitink fur da nekst installment. Whoze

cukin
whut?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/23/2005 2:46:59 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com












  #17  
Old May 26th 05, 08:26 PM
Sundance
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Fangks, Pitoonya!

Sundance


  #18  
Old May 28th 05, 01:02 PM
Miss Violette
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Tiger smiles broadly, very nice, cuuld you bring diz ta mine bewinkin
'ception, Tiger
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Pitoonya wizpurrz in Tiger's eer
Itz mayde wiff MiceKreem in da sentur...den nip flaffort merryrang,
witch are baykt tugedder, juzt long enuff tu burown da merryrang.

Pitoonya, smiling at her own kleverness

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
OK den, purrhapz I willz eat some more afur da competition, anna purhapz

you
culld add it to your mice cream dezert line? Tiger, hopeuful
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Sorree Tiger, I yam not givink uhway mine seekretz diz yeer.

Negzt yeer I wyll enter, diz yeer I yam juzt offurrink sum goodeez.
(see mine anzer tu Sundance beelo)

Ovkorze, iffin yu lyke myne 'Baked Ahmouseka' yu kin effin hav
sekund hewlpinkz.

Pitoonya, da Genuruz

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Tiger walks slowly up to the table where a bootiful girlcat stands

with
a
bootiful dish, he carefully sniffs aromas coming from the dish, He

then
takes a careful lick at one edge to check the temperature, Diz iz

gud,
culld
you purleze discribe da greidentz anna yourown meothod of

purrpuratun?
Tiger, the thourough
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Ho Kay...Hooz reddee tu tayzt mine 'Baked Ahmouseka' ?

Pitoonya

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
anna I iz waitin ta taste, I meanz judge it, Tiger, who just

woke
from
his
nap
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 May 2005 06:25:34 GMT, Sundance wrote:


An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says to da
contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!

Sundance,

We'ze sittink heer an waitink fur da nekst installment. Whoze

cukin
whut?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/23/2005 2:46:59 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com














  #19  
Old May 29th 05, 06:53 PM
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee
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Ovkorze I wyll.

Insted ov chargink toonas, it wyll be mine wedwink purrzent tu yu boffth.

I wyll mayke dem in azzorted furrlavorz. I wyll send dem in da Catering
truk.

Pitoonya


"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Tiger smiles broadly, very nice, cuuld you bring diz ta mine bewinkin
'ception, Tiger
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Pitoonya wizpurrz in Tiger's eer
Itz mayde wiff MiceKreem in da sentur...den nip flaffort merryrang,
witch are baykt tugedder, juzt long enuff tu burown da merryrang.

Pitoonya, smiling at her own kleverness

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
OK den, purrhapz I willz eat some more afur da competition, anna

purhapz
you
culld add it to your mice cream dezert line? Tiger, hopeuful
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Sorree Tiger, I yam not givink uhway mine seekretz diz yeer.

Negzt yeer I wyll enter, diz yeer I yam juzt offurrink sum goodeez.
(see mine anzer tu Sundance beelo)

Ovkorze, iffin yu lyke myne 'Baked Ahmouseka' yu kin effin hav
sekund hewlpinkz.

Pitoonya, da Genuruz

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Tiger walks slowly up to the table where a bootiful girlcat stands

with
a
bootiful dish, he carefully sniffs aromas coming from the dish, He

then
takes a careful lick at one edge to check the temperature, Diz iz

gud,
culld
you purleze discribe da greidentz anna yourown meothod of

purrpuratun?
Tiger, the thourough
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Ho Kay...Hooz reddee tu tayzt mine 'Baked Ahmouseka' ?

Pitoonya

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
anna I iz waitin ta taste, I meanz judge it, Tiger, who just

woke
from
his
nap
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 May 2005 06:25:34 GMT, Sundance wrote:


An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says to

da
contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!

Sundance,

We'ze sittink heer an waitink fur da nekst installment.

Whoze
cukin
whut?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/23/2005 2:46:59 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com
















  #20  
Old May 30th 05, 09:42 AM
Miss Violette
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Thank yourownsef, Tiger, thinking next to his ladycat, fud iz da bestest
thing efur,
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Ovkorze I wyll.

Insted ov chargink toonas, it wyll be mine wedwink purrzent tu yu boffth.

I wyll mayke dem in azzorted furrlavorz. I wyll send dem in da Catering
truk.

Pitoonya


"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Tiger smiles broadly, very nice, cuuld you bring diz ta mine bewinkin
'ception, Tiger
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Pitoonya wizpurrz in Tiger's eer
Itz mayde wiff MiceKreem in da sentur...den nip flaffort merryrang,
witch are baykt tugedder, juzt long enuff tu burown da merryrang.

Pitoonya, smiling at her own kleverness

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
OK den, purrhapz I willz eat some more afur da competition, anna

purhapz
you
culld add it to your mice cream dezert line? Tiger, hopeuful
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Sorree Tiger, I yam not givink uhway mine seekretz diz yeer.

Negzt yeer I wyll enter, diz yeer I yam juzt offurrink sum

goodeez.
(see mine anzer tu Sundance beelo)

Ovkorze, iffin yu lyke myne 'Baked Ahmouseka' yu kin effin hav
sekund hewlpinkz.

Pitoonya, da Genuruz

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Tiger walks slowly up to the table where a bootiful girlcat

stands
with
a
bootiful dish, he carefully sniffs aromas coming from the dish,

He
then
takes a careful lick at one edge to check the temperature, Diz

iz
gud,
culld
you purleze discribe da greidentz anna yourown meothod of

purrpuratun?
Tiger, the thourough
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Ho Kay...Hooz reddee tu tayzt mine 'Baked Ahmouseka' ?

Pitoonya

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
anna I iz waitin ta taste, I meanz judge it, Tiger, who just

woke
from
his
nap
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 May 2005 06:25:34 GMT, Sundance wrote:


An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says

to
da
contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!

Sundance,

We'ze sittink heer an waitink fur da nekst installment.

Whoze
cukin
whut?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/23/2005 2:46:59 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com


















 




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