Blasted Cats!

ROFL! Thanks! I really enjoyed reading it.
Best wishes,
--
Polonca & Soncek

"Jo Firey" wrote in message
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snip Yesterday I spent over an hour scrubbing, on my hands and knees,
the entire front
porch. snipWhat's on the freshly scrubbed porch
now?????? Animal guts from before AND a dead chipmunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone want to come to SE Ohio and take home some kittens - seven to be
exact?????


Mary Margaret (who's hoping the cats don't bring up anything else for a
while)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments
that take
our breath away."

Say, friend and fellow slave.....don't you know cat-gifts to their loved
hoomins when you see such? It's been many years since we used to let our
furry masters go outside, but when we did, and also lived next door to
relatives with free-running-in-and-out (cat-door) cat masters, would find
the frequent gift on doormat of purloined chicken pieces or ribs from
neighbors' BBQ grills (!) plus the now and then small rodent gift. I worked
graveyard shift in those days and early a.m. upon returning home, there
would be the loving offering from either ours or relatives' cats waiting on
our doormat! We lived in an elevated level apt. and thank God our neighbors
never saw their partly BBQ'd meat at our doorstep...but I always thought, no
matter how gruesome to us, the cats were thinking, "provisions for the loved
ones" with these, their prized "prey" of sorts.......I never could come up
with anything else they could have been thinking, as it was obviously not
for their own consumption.



"polonca12000" wrote in message
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: ROFL! Thanks! I really enjoyed reading it.
: Best wishes,
: --
: Polonca & Soncek
:
: "Jo Firey" wrote in message
: ...
: snip Yesterday I spent over an hour scrubbing, on my hands and knees,
: the entire front
: porch. snipWhat's on the freshly scrubbed porch
: now?????? Animal guts from before AND a dead chipmunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:
: Anyone want to come to SE Ohio and take home some kittens - seven to be
: exact?????
:
:
: Mary Margaret (who's hoping the cats don't bring up anything else for a
: while)
:
: "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the
moments
: that take
: our breath away."
:
:
:
:

ROFL

Angela and Gizmo

"Jo Firey" wrote in message
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Subject: Blasted Cats!


Jo, go ahead and post away!!!! Maybe someone there would come and get a
few
of these critters (the kittens) off my hands!

Mary Margaret


Would you like to post this to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes ?

Or may I? They would really love it!
Jo Firey
Subject: Blasted Cats!


Yesterday I spent over an hour scrubbing, on my hands and knees, the
entire front
porch. That was 2 years' worth of dirt, dog hair, and cat food chunks.
The cats
which usually snooze on the porch all day were a bit upset that they
didn't have
their usual digs for the afternoon. When I was done, they were looking at
me as if
saying, "Hey, it's still wet. What are we supposed to do????"

This morning I went out to feed the furballs and what do I find????? The
guts of
something right by the front door! On my clean porch!!!

ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!! Well, the last time they brought something up they ate
everything
but a bit of fur, so I figured they'd finish this thing up also. I went to
do my
errands and came back home about 2 hours later. What's on the freshly
scrubbed porch
now?????? Animal guts from before AND a dead chipmunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone want to come to SE Ohio and take home some kittens - seven to be
exact?????


Mary Margaret (who's hoping the cats don't bring up anything else for a
while)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments
that take
our breath away."