Inrodoosing Mineseff

A slender but athletic white short-hair with rich creamy fur and a multi-colored "cap" on her head stands before you

Hewwo, you mite hab seed mee at da weesent festibitudes. I dint wanna innewupt into dat solum moment an staid in da bakgroun. Neow I will tell mine stowee.

I am seben yeers ole. Up intil too yeers ago I wivved in a foweffur hom wiff a furry gneiss daddy. Hee wusn jus mine servan; I reely lovd him. Wen he was tole dat he wuz goin to da Bridj, hee inrodusd me too da peepl at da kitty shelter an dey tookd mee in wen he wuz gon.

I wuz sadsad butted dey kept me warm an feeded me. I had thyme to play wiff other kitties and a comfortabl liddl medal hous. I begind to feel a littl betterer, expeshully beclaws daddy had telld me gnot to bee too sad.

Den a wunnerful ladee tol me dat shee wood tak me hom if I wannud an I cood tell dat diss wuz mine gnu mommy. Wen I gotted to hur hous, tho, I seed dat dere was a big Uncl Bill dere an a widdle doggy wut YIPD atted me. So I wund an hided. And dey calld an calld butted I did gnot come out.

Dat gnite, I foun a bigbig emptee bed upstares an settld down to seep. Sune, howeber, Mommy Micki cam in da rume an sed "Dere you is" an lay down wiff me. In MY gun bed. Da NERVE. Howesummeffur, she was furry cuddly an jentil wiff me, sew I tolewated herseff.

Den dat doggie cam into da room butted she dint bark. An Uncl Bill came intoo da rume an pikd her up an putted her on MINE bed. But she was furry polite an givd Uncl Bill a good tiss goonite an curld up wiff me.

Sew neow I wiv here, wiff too furry nice serbunts and mine doggie, hoo is mine pardner in crime. An r wise Ant WooToo, hoo I will tell you about later..

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Your fren, ShaNELL