mine heaf repurt.

so der i wuz mindin mine own buzinezz, it wuz nitetimez so i waz hagin owt
hopin dat da hoominz wuld haffa bedtime snak, which iz uzulee sumfin uses
kittez likez... but NONONONO!!! da furee snached minesef, putted me inna
jail wif onlee waterz, anna NO FUDZ@@@@

so i komplained berree lowdelee fur a bit den i becamed so weak furm no fudz
i giffed up anna wented ta sleep ta catserf energee...

den inna mornin, da homminz did whut dey alwayz duz onna tuezdayz anna
suddenlee storrmmee wuz in jail wif minesef. i getted minez pil, ick!!! den
da water bowl wented away, i thinked i mite hurke butted when we goez ta
jail on tuezday itz fura longlong time so i didunt.!!!

den da mornin progrezzed along like regular 'ceptin fur no fudz or waterz,
den owtta nowhere, i wuz snached owt anna soft petted minsef whilez i
watched storrmmee getsa fudz anna waterz... den da furree stuffed minsef
into da small jail and taked minesef to TED!!! i telled hisef, now wait
justa minute hoomin!!! i wuz juzt atta ted on friday!!! i haz been takin
minez pillz why iz i bak here!!! den furree bandoned me anna ted made minsef
go to sleep, when i waked up mine mowf wuz sore butted i checked anna at
leazt alla minez toofz were still der... den i waited furefur anna finally
da furree camed anna getted minesef, I wuz beginninta think i waz gowin bak
to da cage pwaze... butt den der he wuz anna bringed minsef home.

when we geeted into da itty bitty kompurtmint furree letted minesef owt but
da ofur waz loked up still, anna afur a while when furree seed i kuld walk
anna meow juzt fine, he letted da ofur owt, i telled demsef allabowt tedz
rudnezz anna what happined.

da ted hada nerf ta tella soft mine thyroid anna kidneyz wzu, high normal!!!
mine insidez iz juzt fine thankursef bderree muc!!! den worzt of all,
instead of mine bluewilderness fudz, i wuz giffed sum kidneyz fuz... not
nearlee az tastee, anna ted awso haz sayed no more meat snakz fur mine
sef!!!

I iz not purlezed wif diz at all.

onna ofur paw, ted sayzed da sore in mine moowf whic she discofured wuz der
when hersef made minesef go to sweep wuz prolee kawzed by sumcatz paw in
mine mowf durin wreztlin...

ofurall i guezz itz ok anna i willz furgifda hoominz beclawz no ted steeled
anee part of mine toofz, anna she alwzo poked anna prodded in mine belly
anna szy dat no furfur surgeree wuz needed... she did say to da soft dat i
haza bit of belly fatz, well belly fatz belongz in mine bellee duzint it?

chester da dizgruntled!!!

Itz awl da TED'z fawlt. Dey makez da hoominz do awl kindz uv krazee fingz
wif us kitteez. It muss be sum kind uv mind kontrol.

Sundance

mine name iz chester anna i minself indorzez diz mezzage!!!
"Sundance" wrote in message
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Itz awl da TED'z fawlt. Dey makez da hoominz do awl kindz uv krazee fingz
wif us kitteez. It muss be sum kind uv mind kontrol.

Sundance

On Jun 22, 6:08*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so der i wuz mindin mine own buzinezz, it wuz nitetimez so i waz hagin owt
hopin dat da hoominz wuld haffa bedtime snak, which iz uzulee sumfin uses
kittez likez... but NONONONO!!! da furee snached minesef, putted me inna
jail wif onlee waterz, anna NO FUDZ@@@@

so i komplained berree lowdelee fur a bit den i becamed so weak furm no fudz
i giffed up anna wented ta sleep ta catserf energee...

den inna mornin, da homminz did whut dey alwayz duz onna tuezdayz anna
suddenlee storrmmee wuz in jail wif minesef. i getted minez pil, ick!!! den
da water bowl wented away, i thinked i mite hurke butted when we goez ta
jail on tuezday itz fura longlong time so i didunt.!!!

den da mornin progrezzed along like regular 'ceptin fur no fudz or waterz,
den owtta nowhere, i wuz snached owt anna soft petted minsef whilez i
watched storrmmee getsa fudz anna waterz... den da furree stuffed minsef
into da small jail and taked minesef to TED!!! i telled hisef, now wait
justa minute hoomin!!! i wuz juzt atta ted on friday!!! i haz been takin
minez pillz why iz i bak here!!! den furree bandoned me anna ted made minsef
go to sleep, when i waked up mine mowf wuz sore butted i checked anna at
leazt alla minez toofz were still der... den i waited furefur anna finally
da furree camed anna getted minesef, I wuz beginninta think i waz gowin bak
to da cage pwaze... butt den der he wuz anna bringed minsef home.

when we geeted into da itty bitty kompurtmint furree letted minesef owt but
da ofur waz loked up still, anna afur a while when furree seed i kuld walk
anna meow juzt fine, he letted da ofur owt, i telled demsef allabowt tedz
rudnezz anna what happined.

da ted hada nerf ta tella soft mine thyroid anna kidneyz wzu, high normal!!!
mine insidez iz juzt fine thankursef bderree muc!!! den worzt of all,
instead of mine bluewilderness fudz, i wuz giffed sum kidneyz fuz... not
nearlee az tastee, anna ted awso haz sayed no more meat snakz fur mine
sef!!!

I iz not purlezed wif diz at all.

onna ofur paw, ted sayzed da sore in mine moowf whic she discofured wuz der
when hersef made minesef go to sweep wuz prolee kawzed by sumcatz paw in
mine mowf durin wreztlin...

ofurall i guezz itz ok anna i willz furgifda hoominz beclawz no ted steeled
anee part of mine toofz, anna she alwzo poked anna prodded in mine belly
anna szy dat no furfur surgeree wuz needed... she did say to da soft dat i
haza bit of belly fatz, well belly fatz belongz in mine bellee duzint it?

chester da dizgruntled!!!

Ai pawmis tu sneek offur sum shrd beef neks tym itted kums outta da
offin an den yooo can bee awl nise an gruntled agin.
MeOwy

Storrmmee wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

da ted hada nerf ta tella soft mine thyroid anna kidneyz wzu, high
normal!!! mine insidez iz juzt fine thankursef bderree muc!!! den
worzt of all, instead of mine bluewilderness fudz, i wuz giffed sum
kidneyz fuz... not nearlee az tastee, anna ted awso haz sayed no more
meat snakz fur mine sef!!!

I iz not purlezed wif diz at all.

Ouch Chester! Mai favorite kibble is mai bluewilderness! Meowmie
hasn't giben mmaiself anny since I came back frum the Ted without 2
hurtted toofs. Iz jus getting gooshy fud anna it tastes a little
funny. I peeked anna Charlotte adds sum medicine stuff to mai gooshy
fud. I dunno how long it will be but itz not tasting too bad.

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!!

--

On Wed, 22 Jun 2011 15:37:50 -0500, cshenk wrote:

Ouch Chester! Mai favorite kibble is mai bluewilderness! Meowmie
hasn't giben mmaiself anny since I came back frum the Ted without 2
hurtted toofs. Iz jus getting gooshy fud anna it tastes a little funny.
I peeked anna Charlotte adds sum medicine stuff to mai gooshy fud. I
dunno how long it will be but itz not tasting too bad.

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!!

Yes, dat BuffamoWilderness stuff is good! But dey're fibbing to us. I
readed da list of ingredients, an dere is NO BUFFALO in dere, blue or
otherwise! But it'z still yummy.

I guess if I want to eat buffalo I'll haf to go catch one mineownself.

Ranger

On Wed, 22 Jun 2011 05:08:17 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

chester da dizgruntled!!!

Cybèle: Oh my towz! Dis TED fing is berry disconsertink! Me an mine
sisfur was catnapped and taken dere last week, an we boff habs shaved
belliez. An owr hormonez just izn't da same - is dey?

Oriane: No dey izn't. And I iz nottid inneresed in yowling at boycats
any more.

Cybèle: Well dats gud, I finks.....

Oriane: Well, anywayz, yoo rest up and eat lotz!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/22/2011 7:13:09 PM

Ranger Greykitten wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

On Wed, 22 Jun 2011 15:37:50 -0500, cshenk wrote:

Ouch Chester! Mai favorite kibble is mai bluewilderness! Meowmie
hasn't giben mmaiself anny since I came back frum the Ted without 2
hurtted toofs. Iz jus getting gooshy fud anna it tastes a little
funny. I peeked anna Charlotte adds sum medicine stuff to mai
gooshy fud. I dunno how long it will be but itz not tasting too
bad.

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!!

Yes, dat BuffamoWilderness stuff is good! But dey're fibbing to us. I
readed da list of ingredients, an dere is NO BUFFALO in dere, blue or
otherwise! But it'z still yummy.

I guess if I want to eat buffalo I'll haf to go catch one mineownself.

Ohh, I get the ducky and salmon ones. Dez got duckies and salmon in
dere!

Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent!

--

On 22 Jun 2011 20:48:13 GMT, Ranger Greykitten wrote:

Yes, dat BuffamoWilderness stuff is good! But dey're fibbing to us. I
readed da list of ingredients, an dere is NO BUFFALO in dere, blue or
otherwise! But it'z still yummy.

I guess if I want to eat buffalo I'll haf to go catch one mineownself.

Ranger

Oriane: I iz gwad to reed ob dis beclawz dis is what da hooan
boughted. Dis kibbles an Wellness kibbles.

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/22/2011 7:45:50 PM

dat wuld be nize, i heard soft tellz gramby onna talky thingy dat i kuldint
haffa bakumz az muc aneemore, diz iz berree diztrbin, chester
"Meowy" wrote in message
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On Jun 22, 6:08 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so der i wuz mindin mine own buzinezz, it wuz nitetimez so i waz hagin owt
hopin dat da hoominz wuld haffa bedtime snak, which iz uzulee sumfin uses
kittez likez... but NONONONO!!! da furee snached minesef, putted me inna
jail wif onlee waterz, anna NO FUDZ@@@@

so i komplained berree lowdelee fur a bit den i becamed so weak furm no
fudz
i giffed up anna wented ta sleep ta catserf energee...

den inna mornin, da homminz did whut dey alwayz duz onna tuezdayz anna
suddenlee storrmmee wuz in jail wif minesef. i getted minez pil, ick!!!
den
da water bowl wented away, i thinked i mite hurke butted when we goez ta
jail on tuezday itz fura longlong time so i didunt.!!!

den da mornin progrezzed along like regular 'ceptin fur no fudz or waterz,
den owtta nowhere, i wuz snached owt anna soft petted minsef whilez i
watched storrmmee getsa fudz anna waterz... den da furree stuffed minsef
into da small jail and taked minesef to TED!!! i telled hisef, now wait
justa minute hoomin!!! i wuz juzt atta ted on friday!!! i haz been takin
minez pillz why iz i bak here!!! den furree bandoned me anna ted made
minsef
go to sleep, when i waked up mine mowf wuz sore butted i checked anna at
leazt alla minez toofz were still der... den i waited furefur anna finally
da furree camed anna getted minesef, I wuz beginninta think i waz gowin
bak
to da cage pwaze... butt den der he wuz anna bringed minsef home.

when we geeted into da itty bitty kompurtmint furree letted minesef owt
but
da ofur waz loked up still, anna afur a while when furree seed i kuld walk
anna meow juzt fine, he letted da ofur owt, i telled demsef allabowt tedz
rudnezz anna what happined.

da ted hada nerf ta tella soft mine thyroid anna kidneyz wzu, high
normal!!!
mine insidez iz juzt fine thankursef bderree muc!!! den worzt of all,
instead of mine bluewilderness fudz, i wuz giffed sum kidneyz fuz... not
nearlee az tastee, anna ted awso haz sayed no more meat snakz fur mine
sef!!!

I iz not purlezed wif diz at all.

onna ofur paw, ted sayzed da sore in mine moowf whic she discofured wuz
der
when hersef made minesef go to sweep wuz prolee kawzed by sumcatz paw in
mine mowf durin wreztlin...

ofurall i guezz itz ok anna i willz furgifda hoominz beclawz no ted
steeled
anee part of mine toofz, anna she alwzo poked anna prodded in mine belly
anna szy dat no furfur surgeree wuz needed... she did say to da soft dat i
haza bit of belly fatz, well belly fatz belongz in mine bellee duzint it?

chester da dizgruntled!!!

Ai pawmis tu sneek offur sum shrd beef neks tym itted kums outta da
offin an den yooo can bee awl nise an gruntled agin.
MeOwy