Us kitties been bizzee!

her likez dat i iz onliezt 5.5 powndz, Stormmee, blushin atta komplimintz
meeee wrote in message
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Uf curse she wud fink yu are cute, becos yu wud hav taken extreme mesures
tu
mak sure she noticed.
and yu is cute tu, so that wud come into it...
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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No her izunt an purbabli won't efur be, her iz in her 80z anna iz
'lergic
to
too muc kitty kontat, her did thinkz i wuz kute doh, Stormmee
meeee wrote in message
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Is she convertad yet?? Those D*things sownd narsty
Garfeeld hoo hates d**s
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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Hiz mom iz veri nize 'cept fur dem d*GZ, Stormmee
meeee wrote in message
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Wow yu no yu has tu keep them dogz in line....
Garfeeld, admirinly
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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it izunt az kule az when i wuza babycat anna furri taked minesef
furm
where
owr howze iz to hiz momz howze, chicatgo, it iz 220 milez, anna i
singed
almozt da whole way, den when we getted der hiz mom haz 3 D*GZ!!!
so
i
hadda
hiss dem anna efurthin, Stormmee
meeee wrote in message
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Wowwww that is very very adventurus
Garfeeld, awed

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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da ofur day we wented inna metal monzter ta get sum stuffz fur
the
big
owt
door, so i putted soft onna hooman onna string and sitted wif
hersef
while
furri wennted inna walmart, it wuz sorta fun butted it wuz muc
kuler
when
furri kamed bak, Stormmee adventuriss*az long az furri iz der*
meeee wrote in message
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Wow yu is berayve Stormmeee. I luvs Bossy tu but I still dusnt
like
cars.
She dusnt go in menny cars ennyway so it dussnt matter tu
much.
Garfeeld
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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I likesa metal monzter kus it means i iz wif furri, which isa
whole
point
of
life realli... i likez it betterer ifin i iz by minesef or
juz
wif
chester,
anna ted iz almozt raped 'rownd mine paw so her duzint bofer
minesef
muc,
Stormmee
meeee wrote in
message
news Wow That is a lonlonglong way. Mi Mum Jasmeeen cam a lon
way
inna
car
wif
Bossy an kwiet cos nowun down ther wonted hur, an they
luvved
hur.
Dus
yu
lik cars stormee? I dusnt cos they takes yu tu tha TED
Garfeeeld (shudders)
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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hersef kamed furm owr howze in ILLINOIZ ta CATIFORNIA...
itsa
longlong
way
butted hersef liksa ridin, butted den i duz alzo,
Stormmee
meeee wrote in
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Yus I rememfur sumfin like that but I was pretty yung an
furgitful.
Mum
woz
arownd more at that tyme so I will ask hur. I rememfur
she
went
a
longlonglong way inna truck to get to hur foreva home. I
fink
that
wus
HarriRoadcat. Wich was furry brave cos trucks is lowd an
skeeery
Congo
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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dija alzo know her usta life with uses in IL butted me
anna
miss
Violette
refuzedta gif purmissin fur hersefta lif here, Tiger,
who
wishes
that
had
worked with stormmee anna chester
meeee wrote in
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(Congo grins widely) That is furry lucky then!!
There
is
not
many
girlcats
hoo is orinj, and I is rather fond uf orinj
myownself!!

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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an I duzint know if you knowz diz butted hersef iz
orang
all
ofur,
Tiger
meeee wrote
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"Harri Roadcat" wrote in
message

news
On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:24:26 -0500, Stormmee
wrote:

Hey harri duz yourownsef hafa dat fur da ball?
I
thinkz
garfieldz
brofur
wantsa date? OEJ

No, I duzn't. I'll haf to look into dat!
Garfieldz
brofur,
huh?

Harri Roadcat


Yus that is mee. I wud be furry furry onnered if
yu
wud
be
innerested
in
goin to tha ball wif me, harri roadcat.
Congo (secretly very pleeesd cos Harri is such a
Venturus
kittee
an
vury
innerestin)