GAS GAS GAS!!!! (Gag warning)

Lilly Whiskers has a completely toxic ass. She is the only cat I know
who can use the litter box and everyone, including the dog, runs for
cover. Infact, her poop is *SO* toxic, she could single pawed replace
the UK biological warfare capeability. I know what it is (she's
currently in the process of being wormed) and I guess we just have to
work through it. But blimey, I had forgotten just *HOW BAD* kitten farts
are.

Helen M


--
Posted via Mailgate.ORG Server - http://www.Mailgate.ORG

Helen Miles wrote:
Lilly Whiskers has a completely toxic ass. She is the only cat I know
who can use the litter box and everyone, including the dog, runs for
cover. Infact, her poop is *SO* toxic, she could single pawed replace
the UK biological warfare capeability. I know what it is (she's
currently in the process of being wormed) and I guess we just have to
work through it. But blimey, I had forgotten just *HOW BAD* kitten
farts are.

Helen M


--
Posted via Mailgate.ORG Server - http://www.Mailgate.ORG

You want noxious? Shall I send you some Ping poo??? That substance, no
matter what the critter eats, has been known to bring tears to eyes (even
his), not to mention some wallpaper near one of the litterboxes is
mysteriously peeling...

"Helen Miles" wrote in message
news:b2fb6adaeb35db7e72eddc74689e2de0.76411@mygate .mailgate.org...
Lilly Whiskers has a completely toxic ass. She is the only cat I know
who can use the litter box and everyone, including the dog, runs for
cover. Infact, her poop is *SO* toxic, she could single pawed replace
the UK biological warfare capeability. I know what it is (she's
currently in the process of being wormed) and I guess we just have to
work through it. But blimey, I had forgotten just *HOW BAD* kitten farts
are.

Helen M


Am I just lucky then? I have never known either of my cats to emit gas.
I feel a story coming on..
My lurcher, Trim (RB) was such a toxic gas emitter that we had to get
special food for her which contained charcoal. One day my DH & I were out
for a walk in the fields with her with another chap, Billy. Trim did a poo.
Billy said "your dog has just done some black s....!!" DH said "well,
she's a black dog, isn't she?"
Poor Billy couldn't decided what to believe! The rest of the walk was in
silence as he tried to work it out..
It still makes me smile to think of it.

Tweed

In article , Christina Websell
wrote:

"Helen Miles" wrote in message
news:b2fb6adaeb35db7e72eddc74689e2de0.76411@mygate .mailgate.org...
Lilly Whiskers has a completely toxic ass. She is the only cat I know
who can use the litter box and everyone, including the dog, runs for
cover. Infact, her poop is *SO* toxic, she could single pawed replace
the UK biological warfare capeability. I know what it is (she's
currently in the process of being wormed) and I guess we just have to
work through it. But blimey, I had forgotten just *HOW BAD* kitten farts
are.

Helen M


Am I just lucky then? I have never known either of my cats to emit gas.
I feel a story coming on..
My lurcher, Trim (RB) was such a toxic gas emitter that we had to get
special food for her which contained charcoal. One day my DH & I were out
for a walk in the fields with her with another chap, Billy. Trim did a poo.
Billy said "your dog has just done some black s....!!" DH said "well,
she's a black dog, isn't she?"
Poor Billy couldn't decided what to believe! The rest of the walk was in
silence as he tried to work it out..
It still makes me smile to think of it.

In the early seventies, there was a paper in the staid but occasionally
weird New England Journal of Medicine, of which I first became aware by
reading a barrage of letters to the editor. About a third condemned
the paper and the editors' judgement, a third had scientific questions,
and a third thought it was the funniest thing they had read.

At that point, I looked up the actual paper. It began with a clinical
report on a human complaining of severe flatulence. The treating
physicians got quite creative in the diagnosis, developing a technique
of analyzing the mixture of specific gasses in the discharge to
determine where, in the intestines, the digestive problems were
occurring. They applied these methods to a group of patients and
volunteers, and actually improved the understanding of digestion.

The controversy came as a result, not inappropriately, of the very end
of the paper. I shall attempt to quote from old memory.

"Having gained insight into digestion, what of our original patient?
We tried every remedy we could imagine, including charcoal,
simethicone, anticholinergics, kaolin-pectin and even antibiotics.
Sadly, our efforts did not meet with a whiff of success."

Only the most prestigious of medical journals could get away with this,
or with "A Case Study of Extreme Hypernatremia and Dehydration in a
young woman of Mediterranean Origins." The latter described the
examination of Lot's Wife.

"Helen Miles" wrote in message
news:b2fb6adaeb35db7e72eddc74689e2de0.76411@mygate .mailgate.org...
Lilly Whiskers has a completely toxic ass. She is the only cat I know
who can use the litter box and everyone, including the dog, runs for
cover. Infact, her poop is *SO* toxic, she could single pawed replace
the UK biological warfare capeability. I know what it is (she's
currently in the process of being wormed) and I guess we just have to
work through it. But blimey, I had forgotten just *HOW BAD* kitten farts
are.



Tanada, Pine Cone (and their human equivalent, Rob) salute her and applaud
her efforts.

Pam S. holding her nose

Helen Miles wrote:
Lilly Whiskers has a completely toxic ass.

Send her over after I've eaten dairy queen and a pot of onion sour
cream dip. Apparently I've sent cats running for cover, so we deserve
each other.

--Fil
who knows damn well she can't digest ice cream or sour cream
and eats them anyways sometimes

"Helen Miles" wrote in message
news:b2fb6adaeb35db7e72eddc74689e2de0.76411@mygate .mailgate.org...
Lilly Whiskers has a completely toxic ass. She is the only cat I know
who can use the litter box and everyone, including the dog, runs for
cover. Infact, her poop is *SO* toxic, she could single pawed replace
the UK biological warfare capeability. I know what it is (she's
currently in the process of being wormed) and I guess we just have to
work through it. But blimey, I had forgotten just *HOW BAD* kitten farts
are.



I very good reminder for those in the throes of kitten fever. Between her
infections and antibiotics and worming and just plain ole stinky kitten poop
I'd imagine everyone could use gas masks. Including her.

Jo

On Sat, 12 Nov 2005 23:25:31 +0000, Helen Miles wrote:

Lilly Whiskers has a completely toxic ass. She is the only cat I know who
can use the litter box and everyone, including the dog, runs for cover.
Infact, her poop is *SO* toxic, she could single pawed replace the UK
biological warfare capeability. I know what it is (she's currently in the
process of being wormed) and I guess we just have to work through it. But
blimey, I had forgotten just *HOW BAD* kitten farts are.

Helen M


When Princess (RB 16) first adopted me -- she was a stray who had
apparently been wandering for a long time -- her deposits were very, very
stinky. This continued until I switched her food to Science Diet. Her
coat also became very sleek. I feed my current cat Iams. Why? Because
I can get it at the corner store. MLB

Helen, when I first got my Lily from the shelter adoption center her poops
could empty out a house. Needless to say she was also gassy and her farts
were enough to burn the air.
TED put her on antibiotics because her eyes were a bit runny, and she told
me that the medication would also take care of the smelly poop and gas. I
think when they come from the outside or from shelters they are prone to
have really bad smelling poops and gas.
Lily's poop still stinks but not as bad as it was before and her gas has
disappeared. I think with a little bit more of being indoors and getting
good, steady food, your Lilly Whiskers will get much better in time.
Lily & her mama

--

Irulan
from the stars we come
to the stars we return
from now until the end of time
"Helen Miles" wrote in message
news:b2fb6adaeb35db7e72eddc74689e2de0.76411@mygate .mailgate.org...
Lilly Whiskers has a completely toxic ass. She is the only cat I know
who can use the litter box and everyone, including the dog, runs for
cover. Infact, her poop is *SO* toxic, she could single pawed replace
the UK biological warfare capeability. I know what it is (she's
currently in the process of being wormed) and I guess we just have to
work through it. But blimey, I had forgotten just *HOW BAD* kitten farts
are.

Helen M


--
Posted via Mailgate.ORG Server - http://www.Mailgate.ORG

Helen Miles wrote:
Lilly Whiskers has a completely toxic ass. She is the only cat I know
who can use the litter box and everyone, including the dog, runs for
cover. Infact, her poop is *SO* toxic, she could single pawed replace
the UK biological warfare capeability. I know what it is (she's
currently in the process of being wormed) and I guess we just have to
work through it. But blimey, I had forgotten just *HOW BAD* kitten farts
are.

LOL! Caliban was like that when he first came to me. He'd use the
litterbox in the early morning, then come into bed and present his bum
for me to clean. P-U! Happily we have sorted that out.



--
Marina, Frank, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Nikki.
marina (dot) kurten (at) iki (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki