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Tribyewt tu Myron Mudturtle
[A huge old white & grey cat slowly ascends to the podium, wincing at
arthritic pains. HIs clowder gathers around hm while three dogs lurk outside the ball's boundaries, careful not to worry the gathered cats, and a bale of turtles and school of fish rise to the surface of the Seine. He looks to the Rennie clowder for support, clears his throat, and begins.] I come tu peigh tribyewt tu Myron Mudturtle, dough I barelee new him ana he wuznt a cat. But he wuz luffed ana desurfz tu haf hiz storee towld. Ar humin wuz driffin tu a trawma confurence inna Tucson wen she saw a car hitta rok, onlee it wuz a rok wif a hed ana legz. Da humin turnt arownd ana wint tu get him and saw anuffer car delibureightly tri tu hit him. She scoopt him up ana fot he mite be ded, but he wuznt, sew she smugglid him intu da trawma confurence ana got funnee lukz cuz, wen Myron wuz conshuz, he wud emptee hiz musk glandz cuz datz whut mud turtulz du wen dey ar skart. Wen dey got home, Myron spint a nite inna howse ana den da humin muffed him tu a hospitul tank onna pattyo. He got antibioticz ana seemed tu get beddur. Finallee, da humin put him inna waddin pool ana den bilt him hiz own liddle pond next tu da big pond inna mine bakyard. He wuz duing fine, lukin gud ana eeting ana effurryfing. Den wun dey, bowt ten weekz aftur he wuz hurt, he decyded tu swim atta Rainbow Bridge. We dont kno whi. Fur a hardshell, Myron wuz a gud guy. |
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Tribyewt tu Myron Mudturtle
Ize sorry frendz, I fur got tu sey Ize Ralph de Ralf ana Ize speeking
fur mineself, mine clowder Fred, Alice, Jane, Ricky, Mary, Judith, and Claude, fur da dogz Bruno, Betsy, and Chuy, ana fur all da turtullz ana fish. |
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Tribyewt tu Myron Mudturtle
Dat wuz a fine tribyoot, Ralph de Ralph.
Rebecca "Gabrielle" wrote in message ... [A huge old white & grey cat slowly ascends to the podium, wincing at arthritic pains. HIs clowder gathers around hm while three dogs lurk outside the ball's boundaries, careful not to worry the gathered cats, and a bale of turtles and school of fish rise to the surface of the Seine. He looks to the Rennie clowder for support, clears his throat, and begins.] I come tu peigh tribyewt tu Myron Mudturtle, dough I barelee new him ana he wuznt a cat. But he wuz luffed ana desurfz tu haf hiz storee towld. Ar humin wuz driffin tu a trawma confurence inna Tucson wen she saw a car hitta rok, onlee it wuz a rok wif a hed ana legz. Da humin turnt arownd ana wint tu get him and saw anuffer car delibureightly tri tu hit him. She scoopt him up ana fot he mite be ded, but he wuznt, sew she smugglid him intu da trawma confurence ana got funnee lukz cuz, wen Myron wuz conshuz, he wud emptee hiz musk glandz cuz datz whut mud turtulz du wen dey ar skart. Wen dey got home, Myron spint a nite inna howse ana den da humin muffed him tu a hospitul tank onna pattyo. He got antibioticz ana seemed tu get beddur. Finallee, da humin put him inna waddin pool ana den bilt him hiz own liddle pond next tu da big pond inna mine bakyard. He wuz duing fine, lukin gud ana eeting ana effurryfing. Den wun dey, bowt ten weekz aftur he wuz hurt, he decyded tu swim atta Rainbow Bridge. We dont kno whi. Fur a hardshell, Myron wuz a gud guy. |
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Tribyewt tu Myron Mudturtle
On Oct 26, 11:58*pm, Gabrielle wrote:
Fur a hardshell, Myron wuz a gud guy. Dat wuz a furryfine tribyoot. Wee'ze glad dat Myron got to liff at yurhous, doh wee'ze sorry it wunnt neeerly long eenuff. Mietze |
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Tribyewt tu Myron Mudturtle
what a loferlee twibute to diz turtle anna to yourown hoomin, OEJ fur herown
howze "Gabrielle" wrote in message ... [A huge old white & grey cat slowly ascends to the podium, wincing at arthritic pains. HIs clowder gathers around hm while three dogs lurk outside the ball's boundaries, careful not to worry the gathered cats, and a bale of turtles and school of fish rise to the surface of the Seine. He looks to the Rennie clowder for support, clears his throat, and begins.] I come tu peigh tribyewt tu Myron Mudturtle, dough I barelee new him ana he wuznt a cat. But he wuz luffed ana desurfz tu haf hiz storee towld. Ar humin wuz driffin tu a trawma confurence inna Tucson wen she saw a car hitta rok, onlee it wuz a rok wif a hed ana legz. Da humin turnt arownd ana wint tu get him and saw anuffer car delibureightly tri tu hit him. She scoopt him up ana fot he mite be ded, but he wuznt, sew she smugglid him intu da trawma confurence ana got funnee lukz cuz, wen Myron wuz conshuz, he wud emptee hiz musk glandz cuz datz whut mud turtulz du wen dey ar skart. Wen dey got home, Myron spint a nite inna howse ana den da humin muffed him tu a hospitul tank onna pattyo. He got antibioticz ana seemed tu get beddur. Finallee, da humin put him inna waddin pool ana den bilt him hiz own liddle pond next tu da big pond inna mine bakyard. He wuz duing fine, lukin gud ana eeting ana effurryfing. Den wun dey, bowt ten weekz aftur he wuz hurt, he decyded tu swim atta Rainbow Bridge. We dont kno whi. Fur a hardshell, Myron wuz a gud guy. |
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Tribyewt tu Myron Mudturtle
oej hugs herown furnd, we knew dat, mine dear dear furnd, OEJ
"Gabrielle" wrote in message ... Ize sorry frendz, I fur got tu sey Ize Ralph de Ralf ana Ize speeking fur mineself, mine clowder Fred, Alice, Jane, Ricky, Mary, Judith, and Claude, fur da dogz Bruno, Betsy, and Chuy, ana fur all da turtullz ana fish. |
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Tribyewt tu Myron Mudturtle
Yez dat wuz uh fyne tribyoot, Ralph de Ralph, n bwezz da hoominz hoo hulped
Myron Mudturtle Luvs, Mosey, Meowy, Pooky Kat, Pipps n Sqweex [lotza MMS heer tewdai] Dat wuz a fine tribyoot, Ralph de Ralph. Rebecca [A huge old white & grey cat slowly ascends to the podium, wincing at arthritic pains. HIs clowder gathers around hm while three dogs lurk outside the ball's boundaries, careful not to worry the gathered cats, and a bale of turtles and school of fish rise to the surface of the Seine. He looks to the Rennie clowder for support, clears his throat, and begins.] I come tu peigh tribyewt tu Myron Mudturtle, dough I barelee new him ana he wuznt a cat. But he wuz luffed ana desurfz tu haf hiz storee towld. Ar humin wuz driffin tu a trawma confurence inna Tucson wen she saw a car hitta rok, onlee it wuz a rok wif a hed ana legz. Da humin turnt arownd ana wint tu get him and saw anuffer car delibureightly tri tu hit him. She scoopt him up ana fot he mite be ded, but he wuznt, sew she smugglid him intu da trawma confurence ana got funnee lukz cuz, wen Myron wuz conshuz, he wud emptee hiz musk glandz cuz datz whut mud turtulz du wen dey ar skart. Wen dey got home, Myron spint a nite inna howse ana den da humin muffed him tu a hospitul tank onna pattyo. He got antibioticz ana seemed tu get beddur. Finallee, da humin put him inna waddin pool ana den bilt him hiz own liddle pond next tu da big pond inna mine bakyard. He wuz duing fine, lukin gud ana eeting ana effurryfing. Den wun dey, bowt ten weekz aftur he wuz hurt, he decyded tu swim atta Rainbow Bridge. We dont kno whi. Fur a hardshell, Myron wuz a gud guy. |
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Tribyewt tu Myron Mudturtle
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, Gabrielle wrote: [gently trimmed] Fur a hardshell, Myron wuz a gud guy. Dat was a gudgud tribyoot. Myron now has the speshul place fur turtles near the streem that flows under the Brij. Dere's always lotsa greens anna fresh strawberries dere anna anyfing else a turtle could want. Your hoomans is very speshul, to love so many diffurent kinds of owners. Alla da owners is welcome here, even teh goggies, efurry once inna while. -- minnow ^..^ http://twitter.com/taheenahana http://www.flickr.com/photos/minnow/ |
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Tribyewt tu Myron Mudturtle
Dat wuza fine twibute and sayz a lott bout da hooman who libez wiff urself.
Diz turtle sounz like a nize turtle so we knowz dat himselfz iz now happi at da bridge anna no one kan hurt himself now. Piglett thinking of how mean humans were to Sadie Dog. "Gabrielle" wrote in message ... [A huge old white & grey cat slowly ascends to the podium, wincing at arthritic pains. HIs clowder gathers around hm while three dogs lurk outside the ball's boundaries, careful not to worry the gathered cats, and a bale of turtles and school of fish rise to the surface of the Seine. He looks to the Rennie clowder for support, clears his throat, and begins.] I come tu peigh tribyewt tu Myron Mudturtle, dough I barelee new him ana he wuznt a cat. But he wuz luffed ana desurfz tu haf hiz storee towld. Ar humin wuz driffin tu a trawma confurence inna Tucson wen she saw a car hitta rok, onlee it wuz a rok wif a hed ana legz. Da humin turnt arownd ana wint tu get him and saw anuffer car delibureightly tri tu hit him. She scoopt him up ana fot he mite be ded, but he wuznt, sew she smugglid him intu da trawma confurence ana got funnee lukz cuz, wen Myron wuz conshuz, he wud emptee hiz musk glandz cuz datz whut mud turtulz du wen dey ar skart. Wen dey got home, Myron spint a nite inna howse ana den da humin muffed him tu a hospitul tank onna pattyo. He got antibioticz ana seemed tu get beddur. Finallee, da humin put him inna waddin pool ana den bilt him hiz own liddle pond next tu da big pond inna mine bakyard. He wuz duing fine, lukin gud ana eeting ana effurryfing. Den wun dey, bowt ten weekz aftur he wuz hurt, he decyded tu swim atta Rainbow Bridge. We dont kno whi. Fur a hardshell, Myron wuz a gud guy. |
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