Uh...Joe Kitty is no Olympian

Oh man, that is a belly laugh post! Your descriptions are great. I love it.
High centered! LOL!!!!

"TBird" wrote in message
nk.net...
So, Sweetie cat is a delicate gentile 8.5 lbs of orange puddy.
Joe Kitty is 18.9 lbs of cloddy galumping orange fluff who high centers
himself walking across our laps.

We keep our bedroom door just slightly ajar now, so the cats can come and
go
during the night and we have some semblance of privacy.

This morning, Joe Kitty was in our Jacuzzi tub (AKA Kitty Playpen) looking
totally psychotic. Sweetie was sitting demurely in the tiny space of the
doorway, waiting for us to go downstairs and feed her. Joe Kitty shoots
out
of the tub, starts ripping around the room in a blur of oversized fluff,
trying to get under the dresser and failing and then attempting to leap
through the small door space over Sweeties head and into the hall.

He missed.

The front paws cleared Sweetie, but the belly did not, catching her head
and
body and pulling her along in a tumbling tumbleweed of orange furry
cloddiness that landed with a thump against the railing to the stairs.

Took me five minutes to stop laughing and relay the story to my Honey....

TBird ---- still giggling

Hehehehe that's too funny. Reminds me when I'm on the computer at
night with the lights off. I'll suddenly see these two moving shapes
tearin back and forth in the dark. I'll hear a thump and turn to see
this big ball of fur rolling around the ground. it's pretty cute

BTW, what did the other cat do when she got knocked over?

Kristi

Hehehehe that's too funny. Reminds me when I'm on the computer at
night with the lights off. I'll suddenly see these two moving shapes
tearin back and forth in the dark. I'll hear a thump and turn to see
this big ball of fur rolling around the ground. it's pretty cute

BTW, what did the other cat do when she got knocked over?

Kristi

"Mischief" wrote in message
m...
Hehehehe that's too funny. Reminds me when I'm on the computer at
night with the lights off. I'll suddenly see these two moving shapes
tearin back and forth in the dark. I'll hear a thump and turn to see
this big ball of fur rolling around the ground. it's pretty cute

BTW, what did the other cat do when she got knocked over?

Kristi

She stood back up and tried to look dignified and pretended she'd never seen
Joe Kitty in her life.

TBird ----- she hates him

"Mischief" wrote in message
m...
Hehehehe that's too funny. Reminds me when I'm on the computer at
night with the lights off. I'll suddenly see these two moving shapes
tearin back and forth in the dark. I'll hear a thump and turn to see
this big ball of fur rolling around the ground. it's pretty cute

BTW, what did the other cat do when she got knocked over?

Kristi

She stood back up and tried to look dignified and pretended she'd never seen
Joe Kitty in her life.

TBird ----- she hates him