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Old July 6th 11, 01:33 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gandalf[_2_]
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Default I'm back!

I'm BACK!

Unka Dan sent me a new copy of Agent Forte! A brand new version!

The version I was using was so old, it's a 16bit program; I've been
using it since 1998, on my first Win 3.11 computer.

I've been copying it from computer to computer for many years;I even
loaded it on the 3 computers where I used to work.

Something happened to it, and it wouldn't work anymo I just got an
error message, when I tried to start it

So now I have a brand NEW version....and I don't know how to use it.

At all.

I used the old software for so long,I knew how to do EVERYTHING.

But, I figured out enough to send this message, and soon
(well...maybe not so soon....but sooner or later!) I will have this
new software all figured out.

Everything is so DIFFERENT, now.

I am SO VERY GRATEFUL to Unka Dan, for sending me this new software.

He's a very, very good man.

I cannot thank him enough.

hihi dis is lorili, anna mai hoomin haz bin makin bery bad sounds at
da pooter. him iz confuzeled bai sumfin cawled softwear.

ai fought dat softwear wuz da shirtz anna da pantz dat he warez,
buttid it haz sumfing tu do wif hiz pooter

him haz bin havin a wat uf trobelz wif da pooter laetli

sum gninez he stai up awl gnite long, until da sunny comez bak,
beclawz him iz workin onna da pooter

ai doen gno wai him spends sew much tiem atta da pooter; ai iz nawt
gettin enuf skritchez dez daiz! humph!

lorili

  #2  
Old July 6th 11, 02:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Posts: 1,093
Default I'm back!

Yeah fur Unka Dan!! Hip hip horray for Unka Dan.

Dis iz furry gud newz.

Booker

On 7/5/2011 5:33 PM, Gandalf wrote:
I'm BACK!

Unka Dan sent me a new copy of Agent Forte! A brand new version!

The version I was using was so old, it's a 16bit program; I've been
using it since 1998, on my first Win 3.11 computer.

I've been copying it from computer to computer for many years;I even
loaded it on the 3 computers where I used to work.

Something happened to it, and it wouldn't work anymo I just got an
error message, when I tried to start it

So now I have a brand NEW version....and I don't know how to use it.

At all.

I used the old software for so long,I knew how to do EVERYTHING.

But, I figured out enough to send this message, and soon
(well...maybe not so soon....but sooner or later!) I will have this
new software all figured out.

Everything is so DIFFERENT, now.

I am SO VERY GRATEFUL to Unka Dan, for sending me this new software.

He's a very, very good man.

I cannot thank him enough.

hihi dis is lorili, anna mai hoomin haz bin makin bery bad sounds at
da pooter. him iz confuzeled bai sumfin cawled softwear.

ai fought dat softwear wuz da shirtz anna da pantz dat he warez,
buttid it haz sumfing tu do wif hiz pooter

him haz bin havin a wat uf trobelz wif da pooter laetli

sum gninez he stai up awl gnite long, until da sunny comez bak,
beclawz him iz workin onna da pooter

ai doen gno wai him spends sew much tiem atta da pooter; ai iz nawt
gettin enuf skritchez dez daiz! humph!

lorili

  #3  
Old July 6th 11, 02:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Posts: 1,164
Default I'm back!

Don't know how old you are but I am 67 and if I can at least do this 7
enough to do what I want, then you can learn to use yours. It keeps our
brains working to learn new things. So Lee says!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Gandalf" wrote in message
...

I'm BACK!

Unka Dan sent me a new copy of Agent Forte! A brand new version!

The version I was using was so old, it's a 16bit program; I've been
using it since 1998, on my first Win 3.11 computer.

I've been copying it from computer to computer for many years;I even
loaded it on the 3 computers where I used to work.

Something happened to it, and it wouldn't work anymo I just got an
error message, when I tried to start it

So now I have a brand NEW version....and I don't know how to use it.

At all.

I used the old software for so long,I knew how to do EVERYTHING.

But, I figured out enough to send this message, and soon
(well...maybe not so soon....but sooner or later!) I will have this
new software all figured out.

Everything is so DIFFERENT, now.

I am SO VERY GRATEFUL to Unka Dan, for sending me this new software.

He's a very, very good man.

I cannot thank him enough.

hihi dis is lorili, anna mai hoomin haz bin makin bery bad sounds at
da pooter. him iz confuzeled bai sumfin cawled softwear.

ai fought dat softwear wuz da shirtz anna da pantz dat he warez,
buttid it haz sumfing tu do wif hiz pooter

him haz bin havin a wat uf trobelz wif da pooter laetli

sum gninez he stai up awl gnite long, until da sunny comez bak,
beclawz him iz workin onna da pooter

ai doen gno wai him spends sew much tiem atta da pooter; ai iz nawt
gettin enuf skritchez dez daiz! humph!

lorili

  #4  
Old July 6th 11, 03:08 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gandalf[_2_]
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Posts: 850
Default I'm back!

On Tue, 5 Jul 2011 20:39:34 -0500, "Gramby"
wrote:

Don't know how old you are but I am 67 and if I can at least do this 7
enough to do what I want, then you can learn to use yours. It keeps our
brains working to learn new things. So Lee says!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm 57, and people have been telling me I've been brain dead for
*YEARS*.

I have never been good with computers. Ever. I like to use them, but
I'm not any GOOD at it, unfortunately.

One of the things I REALLY liked about the old version of Agent was
that each time I got new posts, the 'older' posts would turn black,
and the new posts would be red, including THREADS with new posts.

And, it would tell me how many new posts there are.

The new version of Agent DOESN'T DO **ANY** OF THIS, and it's driving
me CRAZY.

I have spent many, MANY hours, looking through incomprehensible 'help'
files, to no avail.

Computers hate me

They really, really do.


"Gandalf" wrote in message
.. .

I'm BACK!

Unka Dan sent me a new copy of Agent Forte! A brand new version!

The version I was using was so old, it's a 16bit program; I've been
using it since 1998, on my first Win 3.11 computer.

I've been copying it from computer to computer for many years;I even
loaded it on the 3 computers where I used to work.

Something happened to it, and it wouldn't work anymo I just got an
error message, when I tried to start it

So now I have a brand NEW version....and I don't know how to use it.

At all.

I used the old software for so long,I knew how to do EVERYTHING.

But, I figured out enough to send this message, and soon
(well...maybe not so soon....but sooner or later!) I will have this
new software all figured out.

Everything is so DIFFERENT, now.

I am SO VERY GRATEFUL to Unka Dan, for sending me this new software.

He's a very, very good man.

I cannot thank him enough.

hihi dis is lorili, anna mai hoomin haz bin makin bery bad sounds at
da pooter. him iz confuzeled bai sumfin cawled softwear.

ai fought dat softwear wuz da shirtz anna da pantz dat he warez,
buttid it haz sumfing tu do wif hiz pooter

him haz bin havin a wat uf trobelz wif da pooter laetli

sum gninez he stai up awl gnite long, until da sunny comez bak,
beclawz him iz workin onna da pooter

ai doen gno wai him spends sew much tiem atta da pooter; ai iz nawt
gettin enuf skritchez dez daiz! humph!

lorili

  #5  
Old July 6th 11, 05:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default I'm back!

excilllint!!! we iz gladursef iz bak, OEJ
"Gandalf" ingold1234(AT)yahoo(DOT)com wrote in message
...
I'm BACK!

Unka Dan sent me a new copy of Agent Forte! A brand new version!

The version I was using was so old, it's a 16bit program; I've been
using it since 1998, on my first Win 3.11 computer.

I've been copying it from computer to computer for many years;I even
loaded it on the 3 computers where I used to work.

Something happened to it, and it wouldn't work anymo I just got an
error message, when I tried to start it

So now I have a brand NEW version....and I don't know how to use it.

At all.

I used the old software for so long,I knew how to do EVERYTHING.

But, I figured out enough to send this message, and soon
(well...maybe not so soon....but sooner or later!) I will have this
new software all figured out.

Everything is so DIFFERENT, now.

I am SO VERY GRATEFUL to Unka Dan, for sending me this new software.

He's a very, very good man.

I cannot thank him enough.

hihi dis is lorili, anna mai hoomin haz bin makin bery bad sounds at
da pooter. him iz confuzeled bai sumfin cawled softwear.

ai fought dat softwear wuz da shirtz anna da pantz dat he warez,
buttid it haz sumfing tu do wif hiz pooter

him haz bin havin a wat uf trobelz wif da pooter laetli

sum gninez he stai up awl gnite long, until da sunny comez bak,
beclawz him iz workin onna da pooter

ai doen gno wai him spends sew much tiem atta da pooter; ai iz nawt
gettin enuf skritchez dez daiz! humph!

lorili



  #6  
Old July 6th 11, 05:05 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca[_2_]
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Posts: 611
Default I'm back!

Now dis juss showz why we made Unka Dan a HC!

Weze glad yoo iz bak!

Rebecca

"Gandalf" ingold1234(AT)yahoo(DOT)com wrote in message
...
I'm BACK!

Unka Dan sent me a new copy of Agent Forte! A brand new version!

The version I was using was so old, it's a 16bit program; I've been
using it since 1998, on my first Win 3.11 computer.

I've been copying it from computer to computer for many years;I even
loaded it on the 3 computers where I used to work.

Something happened to it, and it wouldn't work anymo I just got an
error message, when I tried to start it

So now I have a brand NEW version....and I don't know how to use it.

At all.

I used the old software for so long,I knew how to do EVERYTHING.

But, I figured out enough to send this message, and soon
(well...maybe not so soon....but sooner or later!) I will have this
new software all figured out.

Everything is so DIFFERENT, now.

I am SO VERY GRATEFUL to Unka Dan, for sending me this new software.

He's a very, very good man.

I cannot thank him enough.

hihi dis is lorili, anna mai hoomin haz bin makin bery bad sounds at
da pooter. him iz confuzeled bai sumfin cawled softwear.

ai fought dat softwear wuz da shirtz anna da pantz dat he warez,
buttid it haz sumfing tu do wif hiz pooter

him haz bin havin a wat uf trobelz wif da pooter laetli

sum gninez he stai up awl gnite long, until da sunny comez bak,
beclawz him iz workin onna da pooter

ai doen gno wai him spends sew much tiem atta da pooter; ai iz nawt
gettin enuf skritchez dez daiz! humph!

lorili



  #7  
Old July 6th 11, 06:06 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gandalf[_2_]
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Default I'm back!

On Tue, 5 Jul 2011 21:05:15 -0700, "Rebecca" wrote:

Now dis juss showz why we made Unka Dan a HC!

Weze glad yoo iz bak!

Rebecca


ai furgotted dat Unka Dan wuz a HC!

dere is gno dout daz he dezervez tu bee an HC!

sumtiemz, ai finks dat him iz a bedder kitteh dan myownself iz!

mai hoomin sez dat hee wishez dat he cud be moar wike unka Dan.

him wooks bery sad win him sez dat

lorili


"Gandalf" ingold1234(AT)yahoo(DOT)com wrote in message
.. .
I'm BACK!

Unka Dan sent me a new copy of Agent Forte! A brand new version!

The version I was using was so old, it's a 16bit program; I've been
using it since 1998, on my first Win 3.11 computer.

I've been copying it from computer to computer for many years;I even
loaded it on the 3 computers where I used to work.

Something happened to it, and it wouldn't work anymo I just got an
error message, when I tried to start it

So now I have a brand NEW version....and I don't know how to use it.

At all.

I used the old software for so long,I knew how to do EVERYTHING.

But, I figured out enough to send this message, and soon
(well...maybe not so soon....but sooner or later!) I will have this
new software all figured out.

Everything is so DIFFERENT, now.

I am SO VERY GRATEFUL to Unka Dan, for sending me this new software.

He's a very, very good man.

I cannot thank him enough.

hihi dis is lorili, anna mai hoomin haz bin makin bery bad sounds at
da pooter. him iz confuzeled bai sumfin cawled softwear.

ai fought dat softwear wuz da shirtz anna da pantz dat he warez,
buttid it haz sumfing tu do wif hiz pooter

him haz bin havin a wat uf trobelz wif da pooter laetli

sum gninez he stai up awl gnite long, until da sunny comez bak,
beclawz him iz workin onna da pooter

ai doen gno wai him spends sew much tiem atta da pooter; ai iz nawt
gettin enuf skritchez dez daiz! humph!

lorili


  #8  
Old July 6th 11, 03:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default I'm back!

On Jul 6, 1:06*am, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com wrote:
On Tue, 5 Jul 2011 21:05:15 -0700, "Rebecca" wrote:
Now dis juss showz why we made Unka Dan a HC!


Weze glad yoo iz bak!


Rebecca


ai furgotted dat Unka Dan wuz a HC!

dere is gno dout daz he dezervez tu bee an HC!

sumtiemz, ai finks dat him iz a bedder kitteh dan myownself iz!

mai hoomin sez dat hee wishez dat he cud be moar wike unka Dan.

him wooks bery sad win him sez dat


Wee is SEW gwad dat yoons ar bak. Your hoomin shood gnot be sad dat
hee is gnot Uncl Dan. Nobody is Perfek. (Uncl Bill jus waffed an sed
"excep Chrissie McVie." Muss be a hoomin fing) Yoor daddy is wunnerful
an GNOW he can typebite for yoo.

--
WooToo an Missy
 




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