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Old November 25th 03, 11:32 AM
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"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
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Noono datz rite...it wud bee jusst tutu imbarrassin anna efurryfin

wudunt
it? *kitty giggle*

Clarence (kined ov howpin da gossip haz startid orlreddy)


Ummm, yeah, right, it would be awful snicker

Amelia


**s******** Letz hed fur da teleporta den..... gentlee tayks holled of
Amelia's paw...

Clarence


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  #42  
Old November 25th 03, 11:32 AM
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"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
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Noono datz rite...it wud bee jusst tutu imbarrassin anna efurryfin

wudunt
it? *kitty giggle*

Clarence (kined ov howpin da gossip haz startid orlreddy)


Ummm, yeah, right, it would be awful snicker

Amelia


**s******** Letz hed fur da teleporta den..... gentlee tayks holled of
Amelia's paw...

Clarence


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  #43  
Old November 25th 03, 03:23 PM
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**s******** Letz hed fur da teleporta den..... gentlee tayks holled of
Amelia's paw...


Oh, that's an EXCELLENT idea! Let's see what they're up to.

two kitties step into the teleporter, disappear in a flash of light,
and step out into an RV packed with kitties if various ages. Some are
asleep on the seats (correction, standing guard duty with their eyes
closed), some of the kittens are bouncing off the walls, a couple of
kitties are chewing the corners off some bags of Tempations treats, and
a silver longhair girlcat is at the steering wheel. An orange tabby is
bouncing up and down beside her.

The RV is hurtling down the highway way over the speed limit, swerving
around human-driven cars and trucks.

(Tabitha Kitten It's about time you two showed up! We could hab used
sum help getting the are-vee hot-wireded.

(Samuel Kitten Amelia and Clarence, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G,...

Tabitha Kitten swats at Sammy to quiet him down

(Cleopatra Tell me you brought snacks. Where are the snacks? We need
snacks. grumbles to herselfFirst they haul me here to drive, then I've
got to hot-wire the darned RV, then they try to starve me...
yelling towards the back of the RV Who has the snacks? I'm HUNGRY!

  #44  
Old November 25th 03, 03:23 PM
Amelia T Cat
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**s******** Letz hed fur da teleporta den..... gentlee tayks holled of
Amelia's paw...


Oh, that's an EXCELLENT idea! Let's see what they're up to.

two kitties step into the teleporter, disappear in a flash of light,
and step out into an RV packed with kitties if various ages. Some are
asleep on the seats (correction, standing guard duty with their eyes
closed), some of the kittens are bouncing off the walls, a couple of
kitties are chewing the corners off some bags of Tempations treats, and
a silver longhair girlcat is at the steering wheel. An orange tabby is
bouncing up and down beside her.

The RV is hurtling down the highway way over the speed limit, swerving
around human-driven cars and trucks.

(Tabitha Kitten It's about time you two showed up! We could hab used
sum help getting the are-vee hot-wireded.

(Samuel Kitten Amelia and Clarence, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G,...

Tabitha Kitten swats at Sammy to quiet him down

(Cleopatra Tell me you brought snacks. Where are the snacks? We need
snacks. grumbles to herselfFirst they haul me here to drive, then I've
got to hot-wire the darned RV, then they try to starve me...
yelling towards the back of the RV Who has the snacks? I'm HUNGRY!

  #45  
Old November 26th 03, 08:46 AM
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*snack expert extrodinare TV comes forward*

I isa here anna i just broughted myown backpak which isa a special bakpak
and has anysnak yourownsef wuuld like, here isa nofur carab drink anna here
isa nipfree sweet cake since yourownsef isa drivin, when you is notted
drivin i has ofur snaks wif nip, TV still intranced with silver fur
Amelia T Cat wrote in message
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**s******** Letz hed fur da teleporta den..... gentlee tayks holled of
Amelia's paw...


Oh, that's an EXCELLENT idea! Let's see what they're up to.

two kitties step into the teleporter, disappear in a flash of light,
and step out into an RV packed with kitties if various ages. Some are
asleep on the seats (correction, standing guard duty with their eyes
closed), some of the kittens are bouncing off the walls, a couple of
kitties are chewing the corners off some bags of Tempations treats, and
a silver longhair girlcat is at the steering wheel. An orange tabby is
bouncing up and down beside her.

The RV is hurtling down the highway way over the speed limit, swerving
around human-driven cars and trucks.

(Tabitha Kitten It's about time you two showed up! We could hab used
sum help getting the are-vee hot-wireded.

(Samuel Kitten Amelia and Clarence, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G,...

Tabitha Kitten swats at Sammy to quiet him down

(Cleopatra Tell me you brought snacks. Where are the snacks? We need
snacks. grumbles to herselfFirst they haul me here to drive, then I've
got to hot-wire the darned RV, then they try to starve me...
yelling towards the back of the RV Who has the snacks? I'm HUNGRY!



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Old November 26th 03, 08:46 AM
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*snack expert extrodinare TV comes forward*

I isa here anna i just broughted myown backpak which isa a special bakpak
and has anysnak yourownsef wuuld like, here isa nofur carab drink anna here
isa nipfree sweet cake since yourownsef isa drivin, when you is notted
drivin i has ofur snaks wif nip, TV still intranced with silver fur
Amelia T Cat wrote in message
...
**s******** Letz hed fur da teleporta den..... gentlee tayks holled of
Amelia's paw...


Oh, that's an EXCELLENT idea! Let's see what they're up to.

two kitties step into the teleporter, disappear in a flash of light,
and step out into an RV packed with kitties if various ages. Some are
asleep on the seats (correction, standing guard duty with their eyes
closed), some of the kittens are bouncing off the walls, a couple of
kitties are chewing the corners off some bags of Tempations treats, and
a silver longhair girlcat is at the steering wheel. An orange tabby is
bouncing up and down beside her.

The RV is hurtling down the highway way over the speed limit, swerving
around human-driven cars and trucks.

(Tabitha Kitten It's about time you two showed up! We could hab used
sum help getting the are-vee hot-wireded.

(Samuel Kitten Amelia and Clarence, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G,...

Tabitha Kitten swats at Sammy to quiet him down

(Cleopatra Tell me you brought snacks. Where are the snacks? We need
snacks. grumbles to herselfFirst they haul me here to drive, then I've
got to hot-wire the darned RV, then they try to starve me...
yelling towards the back of the RV Who has the snacks? I'm HUNGRY!



  #47  
Old November 26th 03, 03:03 PM
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney
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Miss Violette wrote:
*snack expert extrodinare TV comes forward*

I isa here anna i just broughted myown backpak which isa a special bakpak
and has anysnak yourownsef wuuld like, here isa nofur carab drink anna here
isa nipfree sweet cake since yourownsef isa drivin, when you is notted
drivin i has ofur snaks wif nip, TV still intranced with silver fur


Thank you, TV! You are an impressively attentive kitty!

Another carob drink would be quite nice, and a nip-free sweet cake
sounds delicious.

I think it's time for a snack run so we don't take unfair advantage of
your wonderful sncak-filled backpack (I've got to get me one of those).
The Dixie Truck Stop is just ahead, so we'll stop there for fuel for the
RV and for us.

Ok, questions - does this metalmonster drink gasoline or diesel fuel?
Who is going to help me pump? Who is going to run into the store for
snacks? And are we going to make this a quick stop, or do somecats want
to go into the diner? I'm thinking we maybe need a diner stop to try
some of that chicken-fried steak.

So, TV, you admire my silver fur, huh? Thanks. My kitty mommy and my
human servants tell me that it's appropriate for a kitty Empress like
myself to be blessed with extraordinary silver fur. In fact, my humans
servants call it "angel fur".

Cleopatra Silvercat

  #48  
Old November 26th 03, 03:03 PM
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney
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Miss Violette wrote:
*snack expert extrodinare TV comes forward*

I isa here anna i just broughted myown backpak which isa a special bakpak
and has anysnak yourownsef wuuld like, here isa nofur carab drink anna here
isa nipfree sweet cake since yourownsef isa drivin, when you is notted
drivin i has ofur snaks wif nip, TV still intranced with silver fur


Thank you, TV! You are an impressively attentive kitty!

Another carob drink would be quite nice, and a nip-free sweet cake
sounds delicious.

I think it's time for a snack run so we don't take unfair advantage of
your wonderful sncak-filled backpack (I've got to get me one of those).
The Dixie Truck Stop is just ahead, so we'll stop there for fuel for the
RV and for us.

Ok, questions - does this metalmonster drink gasoline or diesel fuel?
Who is going to help me pump? Who is going to run into the store for
snacks? And are we going to make this a quick stop, or do somecats want
to go into the diner? I'm thinking we maybe need a diner stop to try
some of that chicken-fried steak.

So, TV, you admire my silver fur, huh? Thanks. My kitty mommy and my
human servants tell me that it's appropriate for a kitty Empress like
myself to be blessed with extraordinary silver fur. In fact, my humans
servants call it "angel fur".

Cleopatra Silvercat

  #49  
Old November 27th 03, 05:58 AM
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I is justa black anna white until we gotted da new ted her sayz I isa
"smoked" so I has specail furzz alzo butted I isa notted an mpr emp big time
kitty, I isa just a couch/lap tater kitty, anna a snack run wuuld be fine,
TV
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote in
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Miss Violette wrote:
*snack expert extrodinare TV comes forward*

I isa here anna i just broughted myown backpak which isa a special

bakpak
and has anysnak yourownsef wuuld like, here isa nofur carab drink anna

here
isa nipfree sweet cake since yourownsef isa drivin, when you is notted
drivin i has ofur snaks wif nip, TV still intranced with silver fur


Thank you, TV! You are an impressively attentive kitty!

Another carob drink would be quite nice, and a nip-free sweet cake
sounds delicious.

I think it's time for a snack run so we don't take unfair advantage of
your wonderful sncak-filled backpack (I've got to get me one of those).
The Dixie Truck Stop is just ahead, so we'll stop there for fuel for the
RV and for us.

Ok, questions - does this metalmonster drink gasoline or diesel fuel?
Who is going to help me pump? Who is going to run into the store for
snacks? And are we going to make this a quick stop, or do somecats want
to go into the diner? I'm thinking we maybe need a diner stop to try
some of that chicken-fried steak.

So, TV, you admire my silver fur, huh? Thanks. My kitty mommy and my
human servants tell me that it's appropriate for a kitty Empress like
myself to be blessed with extraordinary silver fur. In fact, my humans
servants call it "angel fur".

Cleopatra Silvercat



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Old November 27th 03, 05:58 AM
Miss Violette
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I is justa black anna white until we gotted da new ted her sayz I isa
"smoked" so I has specail furzz alzo butted I isa notted an mpr emp big time
kitty, I isa just a couch/lap tater kitty, anna a snack run wuuld be fine,
TV
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote in
message ...
Miss Violette wrote:
*snack expert extrodinare TV comes forward*

I isa here anna i just broughted myown backpak which isa a special

bakpak
and has anysnak yourownsef wuuld like, here isa nofur carab drink anna

here
isa nipfree sweet cake since yourownsef isa drivin, when you is notted
drivin i has ofur snaks wif nip, TV still intranced with silver fur


Thank you, TV! You are an impressively attentive kitty!

Another carob drink would be quite nice, and a nip-free sweet cake
sounds delicious.

I think it's time for a snack run so we don't take unfair advantage of
your wonderful sncak-filled backpack (I've got to get me one of those).
The Dixie Truck Stop is just ahead, so we'll stop there for fuel for the
RV and for us.

Ok, questions - does this metalmonster drink gasoline or diesel fuel?
Who is going to help me pump? Who is going to run into the store for
snacks? And are we going to make this a quick stop, or do somecats want
to go into the diner? I'm thinking we maybe need a diner stop to try
some of that chicken-fried steak.

So, TV, you admire my silver fur, huh? Thanks. My kitty mommy and my
human servants tell me that it's appropriate for a kitty Empress like
myself to be blessed with extraordinary silver fur. In fact, my humans
servants call it "angel fur".

Cleopatra Silvercat



 




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