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Well, I wuz rite (was Sumfing's fishy)
Well, mine frens, I wuz rite. Friday morning, after starfin me ALL nite,
Meowmie shuffed me inna carrybocks anna hauled me off to da TEDs. I hadda sit around all mornin, STILL starfin, till TED Michelle could get to me. Imagine, da nerf, dat I shud have to wait fur stoopid TED. Ennyway, while I wazn't lookin, meensneeky TED shotted me anna I gottid really drowsy. Since she wuz leafin me 'lone, I decideded to take a nap since I was soo hungry. Kittiez, whut happeneded next is just too awful to consider! When I woked up, mine mouf hadda funny taste innit. I ranned my tung around mine teef anna dey were smoove anna tasted pretty gud. I figured dat dat meensneeky TED had cleened dem like Meowmie sed she wud. This wuz not so bad, so I took anufur nap. When I woked up da next time, I sattid up, let da TED techs know dat I ws STARFIN to DEF, anna looked down attid mineself. Kittiez, ALLA mine hansum black anna white furz waz GONE!!! While I wuz sleepin, dat meenastysneekyTED STOLLED alla mine FURZ! Alla mine furz, eggsept fur sum furz onna mine tayle, legs, anna around mine face! Dis iz too horrible to fink about! Wirfout mine furz, I'ze nottid hansum no more anna youze kin reely tell dat I'ze an owld kitty. I'ze scrawny in playces anna floppy inna playces anna just oogly. When Meowmie camed to get me, I hidded in da back ov da bocks cuz I dinna want mer to see me, cuz she mite not luv me no more cuz I'ze so funny lookin. She tooked me home, tho, anna lettid me owt ov da bocks. She dinna laff at me or call me oogly, infact, she picked me up anna pettid me anna called me her poor owld sweetie. Dis shaved pitiful look has potential, as she givved me a whole tub ov Sheeba last nite insted of just da hardfud (somefin about mebbe mine teef being tender frum da cleenin), she gave me lots ov pets anna it wuz pretty gud all towld. She really likes mine cleenwhite teef anna iz givvin nice massages, anna troof be towld, it'z gud to be rid ov da mats I'd growed. Now mine ownly question iz to my Darlin Kitty: Will you still be mine wink efun do I mostly don't have enny furz? Boogie da HarpurrCat inna Bawlmer wif cleenwite teef anna very little furz. -- To reply remove no-spam |
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Well, I wuz rite (was Sumfing's fishy)
"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message ... Well, mine frens, I wuz rite. Friday morning, after starfin me ALL nite, Meowmie shuffed me inna carrybocks anna hauled me off to da TEDs. I hadda sit around all mornin, STILL starfin, till TED Michelle could get to me. Imagine, da nerf, dat I shud have to wait fur stoopid TED. Ennyway, while I wazn't lookin, meensneeky TED shotted me anna I gottid really drowsy. Since she wuz leafin me 'lone, I decideded to take a nap since I was soo hungry. Kittiez, whut happeneded next is just too awful to consider! When I woked up, mine mouf hadda funny taste innit. I ranned my tung around mine teef anna dey were smoove anna tasted pretty gud. I figured dat dat meensneeky TED had cleened dem like Meowmie sed she wud. This wuz not so bad, so I took anufur nap. When I woked up da next time, I sattid up, let da TED techs know dat I ws STARFIN to DEF, anna looked down attid mineself. Kittiez, ALLA mine hansum black anna white furz waz GONE!!! While I wuz sleepin, dat meenastysneekyTED STOLLED alla mine FURZ! Alla mine furz, eggsept fur sum furz onna mine tayle, legs, anna around mine face! Dis iz too horrible to fink about! Wirfout mine furz, I'ze nottid hansum no more anna youze kin reely tell dat I'ze an owld kitty. I'ze scrawny in playces anna floppy inna playces anna just oogly. When Meowmie camed to get me, I hidded in da back ov da bocks cuz I dinna want mer to see me, cuz she mite not luv me no more cuz I'ze so funny lookin. She tooked me home, tho, anna lettid me owt ov da bocks. She dinna laff at me or call me oogly, infact, she picked me up anna pettid me anna called me her poor owld sweetie. Dis shaved pitiful look has potential, as she givved me a whole tub ov Sheeba last nite insted of just da hardfud (somefin about mebbe mine teef being tender frum da cleenin), she gave me lots ov pets anna it wuz pretty gud all towld. She really likes mine cleenwhite teef anna iz givvin nice massages, anna troof be towld, it'z gud to be rid ov da mats I'd growed. Now mine ownly question iz to my Darlin Kitty: Will you still be mine wink efun do I mostly don't have enny furz? Boogie da HarpurrCat inna Bawlmer wif cleenwite teef anna very little furz. -- To reply remove no-spam I am so sorry to hear about your ordeal. I've never had my teeth cleaned. Meowmie has been brushing them with something that tastes pretty gud. However, I did overhear TED said that he shaved a cat with ringworm all over. Hope I got rid of this nasty ringworm soon. I don't want to be a bald kat. TED did shaved my neck to steal blood a few times. Rusty, shuddering at the shot of getting a shave |
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Well, I wuz rite (was Sumfing's fishy)
Tiger stares atta pooter in horrorz... Diz iz juzt tootoo mean!!! NO FURZ
anna NO Foodz not 'ceptable atta all!!! butted don't worri 'bowt yourown wink, girlcatz lofz whutz inside uses or i wuuld still be a single boycat, I izunt veri handsum butte i iz manly, Tiger, owlder mankitty Boogie's Mom wrote in message ... Well, mine frens, I wuz rite. Friday morning, after starfin me ALL nite, Meowmie shuffed me inna carrybocks anna hauled me off to da TEDs. I hadda sit around all mornin, STILL starfin, till TED Michelle could get to me. Imagine, da nerf, dat I shud have to wait fur stoopid TED. Ennyway, while I wazn't lookin, meensneeky TED shotted me anna I gottid really drowsy. Since she wuz leafin me 'lone, I decideded to take a nap since I was soo hungry. Kittiez, whut happeneded next is just too awful to consider! When I woked up, mine mouf hadda funny taste innit. I ranned my tung around mine teef anna dey were smoove anna tasted pretty gud. I figured dat dat meensneeky TED had cleened dem like Meowmie sed she wud. This wuz not so bad, so I took anufur nap. When I woked up da next time, I sattid up, let da TED techs know dat I ws STARFIN to DEF, anna looked down attid mineself. Kittiez, ALLA mine hansum black anna white furz waz GONE!!! While I wuz sleepin, dat meenastysneekyTED STOLLED alla mine FURZ! Alla mine furz, eggsept fur sum furz onna mine tayle, legs, anna around mine face! Dis iz too horrible to fink about! Wirfout mine furz, I'ze nottid hansum no more anna youze kin reely tell dat I'ze an owld kitty. I'ze scrawny in playces anna floppy inna playces anna just oogly. When Meowmie camed to get me, I hidded in da back ov da bocks cuz I dinna want mer to see me, cuz she mite not luv me no more cuz I'ze so funny lookin. She tooked me home, tho, anna lettid me owt ov da bocks. She dinna laff at me or call me oogly, infact, she picked me up anna pettid me anna called me her poor owld sweetie. Dis shaved pitiful look has potential, as she givved me a whole tub ov Sheeba last nite insted of just da hardfud (somefin about mebbe mine teef being tender frum da cleenin), she gave me lots ov pets anna it wuz pretty gud all towld. She really likes mine cleenwhite teef anna iz givvin nice massages, anna troof be towld, it'z gud to be rid ov da mats I'd growed. Now mine ownly question iz to my Darlin Kitty: Will you still be mine wink efun do I mostly don't have enny furz? Boogie da HarpurrCat inna Bawlmer wif cleenwite teef anna very little furz. -- To reply remove no-spam |
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Well, I wuz rite (was Sumfing's fishy)
diz iz one ted dat wulld need bitin, Trudi, whoz futz furz iz back butted
not long enuf yet, W. Leong wrote in message .. . "Boogie's Mom" wrote in message ... Well, mine frens, I wuz rite. Friday morning, after starfin me ALL nite, Meowmie shuffed me inna carrybocks anna hauled me off to da TEDs. I hadda sit around all mornin, STILL starfin, till TED Michelle could get to me. Imagine, da nerf, dat I shud have to wait fur stoopid TED. Ennyway, while I wazn't lookin, meensneeky TED shotted me anna I gottid really drowsy. Since she wuz leafin me 'lone, I decideded to take a nap since I was soo hungry. Kittiez, whut happeneded next is just too awful to consider! When I woked up, mine mouf hadda funny taste innit. I ranned my tung around mine teef anna dey were smoove anna tasted pretty gud. I figured dat dat meensneeky TED had cleened dem like Meowmie sed she wud. This wuz not so bad, so I took anufur nap. When I woked up da next time, I sattid up, let da TED techs know dat I ws STARFIN to DEF, anna looked down attid mineself. Kittiez, ALLA mine hansum black anna white furz waz GONE!!! While I wuz sleepin, dat meenastysneekyTED STOLLED alla mine FURZ! Alla mine furz, eggsept fur sum furz onna mine tayle, legs, anna around mine face! Dis iz too horrible to fink about! Wirfout mine furz, I'ze nottid hansum no more anna youze kin reely tell dat I'ze an owld kitty. I'ze scrawny in playces anna floppy inna playces anna just oogly. When Meowmie camed to get me, I hidded in da back ov da bocks cuz I dinna want mer to see me, cuz she mite not luv me no more cuz I'ze so funny lookin. She tooked me home, tho, anna lettid me owt ov da bocks. She dinna laff at me or call me oogly, infact, she picked me up anna pettid me anna called me her poor owld sweetie. Dis shaved pitiful look has potential, as she givved me a whole tub ov Sheeba last nite insted of just da hardfud (somefin about mebbe mine teef being tender frum da cleenin), she gave me lots ov pets anna it wuz pretty gud all towld. She really likes mine cleenwhite teef anna iz givvin nice massages, anna troof be towld, it'z gud to be rid ov da mats I'd growed. Now mine ownly question iz to my Darlin Kitty: Will you still be mine wink efun do I mostly don't have enny furz? Boogie da HarpurrCat inna Bawlmer wif cleenwite teef anna very little furz. -- To reply remove no-spam I am so sorry to hear about your ordeal. I've never had my teeth cleaned. Meowmie has been brushing them with something that tastes pretty gud. However, I did overhear TED said that he shaved a cat with ringworm all over. Hope I got rid of this nasty ringworm soon. I don't want to be a bald kat. TED did shaved my neck to steal blood a few times. Rusty, shuddering at the shot of getting a shave |
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