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Okupayshunal hazzards...
Meow!
So I was doink mine duty az a cat, and inspektink da clozet where da hooman keeps hiz clothes [ob cawze, dis mus be da two thousandf time I hab done so] and da hooman duzzent see myown bootiful seff, and he clozes da door an loks me inside! I wuz trapped! And we Purrsians only haff a liddle, delikate Meow, so he didn't heer me! It wuzn't until he got in bed an I wuzn't dere dat he ran around fwantically looking for mineownself, and found me napping - I mean guarding - hiz shooze! Den he had da nerff to gib me smoochiez! Da indiginittz dat we liddle kittiez haff to put up wiff! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 11/27/2009 10:04:02 PM |
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Okupayshunal hazzards...
I iz sue him was skared ta deaf. Poor hoomanz, him luffvz u and waz fraid
for u. Pigle sending Unkle Sege calming purrrs. "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... Meow! So I was doink mine duty az a cat, and inspektink da clozet where da hooman keeps hiz clothes [ob cawze, dis mus be da two thousandf time I hab done so] and da hooman duzzent see myown bootiful seff, and he clozes da door an loks me inside! I wuz trapped! And we Purrsians only haff a liddle, delikate Meow, so he didn't heer me! It wuzn't until he got in bed an I wuzn't dere dat he ran around fwantically looking for mineownself, and found me napping - I mean guarding - hiz shooze! Den he had da nerff to gib me smoochiez! Da indiginittz dat we liddle kittiez haff to put up wiff! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 11/27/2009 10:04:02 PM |
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Okupayshunal hazzards...
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... Meow! So I was doink mine duty az a cat, and inspektink da clozet where da hooman keeps hiz clothes [ob cawze, dis mus be da two thousandf time I hab done so] and da hooman duzzent see myown bootiful seff, and he clozes da door an loks me inside! I wuz trapped! And we Purrsians only haff a liddle, delikate Meow, so he didn't heer me! It wuzn't until he got in bed an I wuzn't dere dat he ran around fwantically looking for mineownself, and found me napping - I mean guarding - hiz shooze! Den he had da nerff to gib me smoochiez! Da indiginittz dat we liddle kittiez haff to put up wiff! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs I feel furr yu, Anaïs! Did yu dekkorate hiz sootz in dat klozit gudgud??? -- Pitô.ônya |
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Okupayshunal hazzards...
diz iz unceptable... you muzt smak hizsef whem himz is sleepin, Tiger
-- Have a wonderful day "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... Meow! So I was doink mine duty az a cat, and inspektink da clozet where da hooman keeps hiz clothes [ob cawze, dis mus be da two thousandf time I hab done so] and da hooman duzzent see myown bootiful seff, and he clozes da door an loks me inside! I wuz trapped! And we Purrsians only haff a liddle, delikate Meow, so he didn't heer me! It wuzn't until he got in bed an I wuzn't dere dat he ran around fwantically looking for mineownself, and found me napping - I mean guarding - hiz shooze! Den he had da nerff to gib me smoochiez! Da indiginittz dat we liddle kittiez haff to put up wiff! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 11/27/2009 10:04:02 PM |
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Okupayshunal hazzards...
Been der, done dat. Meomie duzent see my bootiful blak furs when Ize
'sploring clozetz. Buttid Ize got a big meow. Snowflake Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote: Meow! So I was doink mine duty az a cat, and inspektink da clozet where da hooman keeps hiz clothes [ob cawze, dis mus be da two thousandf time I hab done so] and da hooman duzzent see myown bootiful seff, and he clozes da door an loks me inside! I wuz trapped! And we Purrsians only haff a liddle, delikate Meow, so he didn't heer me! It wuzn't until he got in bed an I wuzn't dere dat he ran around fwantically looking for mineownself, and found me napping - I mean guarding - hiz shooze! Den he had da nerff to gib me smoochiez! Da indiginittz dat we liddle kittiez haff to put up wiff! |
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Okupayshunal hazzards...
On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:35:06 -0800, Pi2nya AKA
Sweetee's nimble, little paws typed: I feel furr yu, Anaïs! Did yu dekkorate hiz sootz in dat klozit gudgud??? -- Pitô.ônya No, 'Toonya, Dey is up tootoo high, and we Purrsians iz not jumperz! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 11/28/2009 11:42:18 AM |
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Okupayshunal hazzards...
On Nov 27, 8:09*pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
Meow! * * * * So I was doink mine duty az a cat, and inspektink da clozet where da hooman keeps hiz clothes [ob cawze, dis mus be da two thousandf time I hab done so] and da hooman duzzent see myown bootiful seff, and he clozes da door an loks me inside! * * * * I wuz trapped! * * * * And we Purrsians only haff a liddle, delikate Meow, so he didn't heer me! It wuzn't until he got in bed an I wuzn't dere dat he ran around fwantically looking for mineownself, and found me napping - I mean guarding - hiz shooze! * * * * Den he had da nerff to gib me smoochiez! * * * * Da indiginittz dat we liddle kittiez haff to put up wiff! -- Purrs, * * * * Mme. Anaïs * * * * * * * * “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 * * * * 11/27/2009 10:04:02 PM We ar glad dat yewr humin finlee discuffured yew. Judith got shut inna closit last week ana she haz a dellycat mew, tew. We hadda sit arownd da door ana meow tu get da dum humin to opin it. Judith eskapt smurglez dough, cuz she ranranran under da bed. We ar glad yew came frew yewr advenchur unskathed, exsept fur da smurgles. Ralph, Fred, Alice, Jane, Ricky, Mary, Judith, and Claude |
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Okupayshunal hazzards...
On Nov 27, 10:09*pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
Meow! * * * * So I was doink mine duty az a cat, and inspektink da clozet where da hooman keeps hiz clothes [ob cawze, dis mus be da two thousandf time I hab done so] and da hooman duzzent see myown bootiful seff, and he clozes da door an loks me inside! * * * * I wuz trapped! * * * * And we Purrsians only haff a liddle, delikate Meow, so he didn't heer me! It wuzn't until he got in bed an I wuzn't dere dat he ran around fwantically looking for mineownself, and found me napping - I mean guarding - hiz shooze! * * * * Den he had da nerff to gib me smoochiez! * * * * Da indiginittz dat we liddle kittiez haff to put up wiff! Ow GNO. Diss iz rong. Yoo shud giff himseff a kold shoulder four at LEES wun day. Den yoo kan forgif himseff I suPOSE. -- Sunrise, from wun PRITTY wun to annuvver |
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Okupayshunal hazzards...
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:35:06 -0800, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee's nimble, little paws typed: I feel furr yu, Anaïs! Did yu dekkorate hiz sootz in dat klozit gudgud??? -- Pitô.ônya No, 'Toonya, Dey is up tootoo high, and we Purrsians iz not jumperz! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs In dat kaayze, yu'll hab tu wayte tyll he pootz da sootz on da chayer ur bed tu poot on. Meowmee yuzez da bed, an I get tu lay on hur stuff furra sekund, b-furr hur skreemz wiff delite. Spekkulee wen I lay on blak ur bloo, ur effin wite .. -- Pitô.ônya |
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