Cat Commercial

wrote something like:

Hey Kitties!

The snows are fading, the ground is thawing out, Spring is here!

It's time for

Live Stinky Flying Bird!

Yes! It's the great new toy, fun for all ages!

Live Stinky Flying Bird!

Toss it in the air! Wrestle it to the ground! Carry it in your mouth
into the house and run around underneath it like a loon!

Hey, maybe it _is_ a loon!

Live Stinky Flying Bird!
Live Stinky Flying Bird!

Don't delay! Buy it today!
Live Stinky Flying Bird!

Operators are standing by.

As of this morning, we haven't had any in the new house yet, and Zipper
has never brought in nearly so many as Bosco did, but my wife has been
leaving the door propped open with alarming frequency.

¬R

With the creaking sound of a microcephalic crow trying to push an
Impala out of a ditch, in comes KONTEXT-AWAY!

Glenn Knickerbocker writes:

As of this morning, we haven't had any in the new house yet,

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

but my wife has been
leaving the door propped open with alarming frequency.

NOW HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY as KONTEXT-AWAY creaks away into the folds
of the Obvious Bag?

--
- Doctroid Doctroid Holmes http://www.richholmes.net/doctroid/

"Maybe I should ask sane people." -- Dag ]gren

With the creaking sound of a microcephalic crow trying to push an
Impala out of a ditch, in comes KONTEXT-AWAY!

Glenn Knickerbocker writes:

As of this morning, we haven't had any in the new house yet,

That would be REALLY FUNNY if it weren't, um, wait, was I saying
something? Never mind.

¬R