Ants, ants, ants and more ants

Meowmie's bin battlin an ant invasshiun. I hate dem. Meowmie laffs at
me, cuz I luk like ize walkin on hot coals wen da ants git on mi paws.
Dum ants. Dey were gettin all my fud too. Buttid meowmie puttid da fud
bowl in a glass pie dish wit sum wadder. Now da ants cant eat mineown fud.

Snowflake

"Me" wrote in message
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Meowmie's bin battlin an ant invasshiun. I hate dem. Meowmie laffs at
me, cuz I luk like ize walkin on hot coals wen da ants git on mi paws.
Dum ants. Dey were gettin all my fud too. Buttid meowmie puttid da fud
bowl in a glass pie dish wit sum wadder. Now da ants cant eat mineown fud.

Snowflake

Sowndz lyke yu gotz uh shmart meowmee.

Whut ar antz?

Dyna, deprift ov x-purrienze

Sylvia M. wrote:

Sowndz lyke yu gotz uh shmart meowmee.

Nah, jest desperet.


Whut ar antz?

Dunno. But watever dey ar dey tickle wen dey crawl all ofer me, and I
don like dat at all. Deze furry furry tini, so ize don seez dem to avoid
steppin on dem.


Dyna, deprift ov x-purrienze



Wud you like me to port sum antz over tu yu? Ize sure my meowmie wud be
delited to git rid ov a bunch of dem (so wud I).

Snowflake

Purroooffft!


Hi Hi HI!

I likez antz! We haff manny manny ov dem inna da out an spezully onna
da front walkin plaze for huminz dat goze round da side of da howseden
to Grandma'z dekportch! Da walkin plaze iz like brikz wif groovs
between de dem an datz wher da antz travvel to go frum da grass to da
flowerbedz. I sitz onna da brikpart inna d sunshinez an watchez da
antz in da krakz. Den I FOOFs at wun ant an it klimbz outta da krak
an I eatz it! Den I FOOFs at anuzzer ant an it llimbz an I eatz it.
An den anozzer wun an anozzer wun! Itz fun to du an da antz are tazty
tangy gud gud snakx!

Datz what I finkz.

Chuggz an heddbumpz an a chomp onna da noze,
GT



On Wed, 13 Aug 2003 10:01:07 -0700, Me wrote:

Meowmie's bin battlin an ant invasshiun. I hate dem. Meowmie laffs at
me, cuz I luk like ize walkin on hot coals wen da ants git on mi paws.
Dum ants. Dey were gettin all my fud too. Buttid meowmie puttid da fud
bowl in a glass pie dish wit sum wadder. Now da ants cant eat mineown fud.

Snowflake

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The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. T.S. Eliot (VC), Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger,
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]

The Fur Conspiracy wrote:
Den I FOOFs at wun ant an it klimbz outta da krak
an I eatz it! Den I FOOFs at anuzzer ant an it llimbz an I eatz it.
An den anozzer wun an anozzer wun! Itz fun to du an da antz are tazty
tangy gud gud snakx!

Datz what I finkz.

Chuggz an heddbumpz an a chomp onna da noze,
GT


Yu EETS antz??

Amazed, with very wide eyes,

Snowflake

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 08:21:40 -0700, Me wrote:

The Fur Conspiracy wrote:
Den I FOOFs at wun ant an it klimbz outta da krak
an I eatz it! Den I FOOFs at anuzzer ant an it llimbz an I eatz it.
[shredded]

Chuggz an heddbumpz an a chomp onna da noze,
GT


Yu EETS antz??

Amazed, with very wide eyes,

Snowflake

Yes! I eatz dem. Yes! Da liddle redyy-browny wunz wich liv inna da
grownd. Yes! Alzo sumtimez sum of da bigger wunz.

Alzo I sumtimez eatz ozzer bugz like kikkadaz an grazhopperz. But not
wurmz. Neffur wurmz. Not caterpigglez neether. Sumtimez moffz
maybe.

Chuggz,
GT

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The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. T.S. Eliot (VC), Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger,
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]

We hope you beat the ants, Miss Violette
Me wrote in message
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Meowmie's bin battlin an ant invasshiun. I hate dem. Meowmie laffs at
me, cuz I luk like ize walkin on hot coals wen da ants git on mi paws.
Dum ants. Dey were gettin all my fud too. Buttid meowmie puttid da fud
bowl in a glass pie dish wit sum wadder. Now da ants cant eat mineown fud.

Snowflake

We hope you beat the ants, Miss Violette
Me wrote in message
...
Meowmie's bin battlin an ant invasshiun. I hate dem. Meowmie laffs at
me, cuz I luk like ize walkin on hot coals wen da ants git on mi paws.
Dum ants. Dey were gettin all my fud too. Buttid meowmie puttid da fud
bowl in a glass pie dish wit sum wadder. Now da ants cant eat mineown fud.

Snowflake