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December 18th 05, 07:54 PM
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Purring mashins repayred---cheep!
Wif so mennee kittees needing purrs & so mennee kittees purring 4 them,
'Tonio, my brufur Wim, and me (Mollie Anne) r puttin' up sines 2 repayr purrin' mashines! We no that hoomins need reparers 'cos all thu streets down heer haf sines 2 repair stuff. We will wurk 4 'nip stuff or toys 2 gif othur kittees down heer hoo still hafn't found thayr hoomins. So, if yur purrin' mashine needs oyl or fine tunnin, plees kall us at CAT PURR & we will 'port 2 yur hows & fix u rite uppp. Mollie Anne, oylur eggstra-ordinaire 
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December 18th 05, 08:13 PM
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December 18th 05, 11:08 PM
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Purring mashins repayred---cheep!
I duzint need mine purr machine reurred kuz it getz worked allatime, butted
ifin BK wantsa visit or go ta pariz wife mineself dat would make mineself purr wrote in message oups.com... Wif so mennee kittees needing purrs & so mennee kittees purring 4 them, 'Tonio, my brufur Wim, and me (Mollie Anne) r puttin' up sines 2 repayr purrin' mashines! We no that hoomins need reparers 'cos all thu streets down heer haf sines 2 repair stuff. We will wurk 4 'nip stuff or toys 2 gif othur kittees down heer hoo still hafn't found thayr hoomins. So, if yur purrin' mashine needs oyl or fine tunnin, plees kall us at CAT PURR & we will 'port 2 yur hows & fix u rite uppp. Mollie Anne, oylur eggstra-ordinaire
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December 19th 05, 02:11 PM
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Purring mashins repayred---cheep!
Deerest Ms Trudi, I wud luf 2 go 2 Paris wit' u & spend lots uf time
smurglin' & paw kissin' but I'm in jayl. Last week, my bad bak paw started buggin me wile mom wuz at wurk. I bit it really really bad & it got abcessed. So now TED stole fur and I have staypuls & stitches in mine leg. I have 2 stay in thu nu jayl that mom bowt so that I won't b jumpin' round & katchin' mi BIG BANDAGE thingie on stuff and pullin' it off. IF you could come heer 4 a visit, we cud hep keep trak uf thu purrin masheen stuff 4 thu yungsters. I offured 2 du this part bekaws uf thu jayl. In btween makin' skrachies on thu akount sheet, we cud smurgle! Iffen u kan't come down, I'll b thinkin' bowt u. Yur speshul fren, BK Stormmee wrote: I duzint need mine purr machine reurred kuz it getz worked allatime, butted ifin BK wantsa visit or go ta pariz wife mineself dat would make mineself purr wrote in message oups.com... Wif so mennee kittees needing purrs & so mennee kittees purring 4 them, 'Tonio, my brufur Wim, and me (Mollie Anne) r puttin' up sines 2 repayr purrin' mashines! We no that hoomins need reparers 'cos all thu streets down heer haf sines 2 repair stuff. We will wurk 4 'nip stuff or toys 2 gif othur kittees down heer hoo still hafn't found thayr hoomins. So, if yur purrin' mashine needs oyl or fine tunnin, plees kall us at CAT PURR & we will 'port 2 yur hows & fix u rite uppp. Mollie Anne, oylur eggstra-ordinaire
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#5
December 19th 05, 03:48 PM
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Purring mashins repayred---cheep!
Kin yew fix my him-cat? Maui snorts in the middle uf his purrs an'
las' week he let owt a big gross BURP!!!! while we wuz tryin' tu purr for Panda. Boy cats is kinda gross. he peed on the floor 3 times this weekend, tu. NO mannurs (is there a peein' owta de box repair shop?) Blue, kinda sick of cleanin' up after her big brother, and hoo always burps quietly in de corner, NOT while purring.
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#6
December 19th 05, 07:29 PM
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Purring mashins repayred---cheep!
*porter twinkles* Here i iz, Diz iza kinda small jail izunt it, gud thing
we iz spekal friendz, Trudi, blushin but a happi girl to have time wif her friend wrote in message oups.com... Deerest Ms Trudi, I wud luf 2 go 2 Paris wit' u & spend lots uf time smurglin' & paw kissin' but I'm in jayl. Last week, my bad bak paw started buggin me wile mom wuz at wurk. I bit it really really bad & it got abcessed. So now TED stole fur and I have staypuls & stitches in mine leg. I have 2 stay in thu nu jayl that mom bowt so that I won't b jumpin' round & katchin' mi BIG BANDAGE thingie on stuff and pullin' it off. IF you could come heer 4 a visit, we cud hep keep trak uf thu purrin masheen stuff 4 thu yungsters. I offured 2 du this part bekaws uf thu jayl. In btween makin' skrachies on thu akount sheet, we cud smurgle! Iffen u kan't come down, I'll b thinkin' bowt u. Yur speshul fren, BK Stormmee wrote: I duzint need mine purr machine reurred kuz it getz worked allatime, butted ifin BK wantsa visit or go ta pariz wife mineself dat would make mineself purr wrote in message oups.com... Wif so mennee kittees needing purrs & so mennee kittees purring 4 them, 'Tonio, my brufur Wim, and me (Mollie Anne) r puttin' up sines 2 repayr purrin' mashines! We no that hoomins need reparers 'cos all thu streets down heer haf sines 2 repair stuff. We will wurk 4 'nip stuff or toys 2 gif othur kittees down heer hoo still hafn't found thayr hoomins. So, if yur purrin' mashine needs oyl or fine tunnin, plees kall us at CAT PURR & we will 'port 2 yur hows & fix u rite uppp. Mollie Anne, oylur eggstra-ordinaire
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#7
December 19th 05, 07:30 PM
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Purring mashins repayred---cheep!
Kitty giggles, OEJ anna Trudi, Whutz wrung wif burpin, TV anna Tiger
FurrsomeThreesome wrote in message oups.com... Kin yew fix my him-cat? Maui snorts in the middle uf his purrs an' las' week he let owt a big gross BURP!!!! while we wuz tryin' tu purr for Panda. Boy cats is kinda gross. he peed on the floor 3 times this weekend, tu. NO mannurs (is there a peein' owta de box repair shop?) Blue, kinda sick of cleanin' up after her big brother, and hoo always burps quietly in de corner, NOT while purring.
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#8
December 19th 05, 11:52 PM
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Purring mashins repayred---cheep!
Wahl, yew Burp iffn yew need tu, but not in de middle ov Purr fur de
ailing senior kitty! No manners, I sez. Blue, hoo covvers herowns mouth, at leest.
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December 20th 05, 12:02 AM
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Purring mashins repayred---cheep!
diz iz sonfin we tryzta teach dem butted dey duzint lizen, OEJ anna Trudi
FurrsomeThreesome wrote in message oups.com... Wahl, yew Burp iffn yew need tu, but not in de middle ov Purr fur de ailing senior kitty! No manners, I sez. Blue, hoo covvers herowns mouth, at leest.
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#10
December 21st 05, 05:09 AM
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Purring mashins repayred---cheep!
My purrin masheen cud uze sum werk. It needz to be lowder. Meowmie sez she
kan barelee heer my purr, evin when itz goin at full power. Kan yoo help wif dat? Rebecca wrote in message oups.com... Wif so mennee kittees needing purrs & so mennee kittees purring 4 them, 'Tonio, my brufur Wim, and me (Mollie Anne) r puttin' up sines 2 repayr purrin' mashines! We no that hoomins need reparers 'cos all thu streets down heer haf sines 2 repair stuff. We will wurk 4 'nip stuff or toys 2 gif othur kittees down heer hoo still hafn't found thayr hoomins. So, if yur purrin' mashine needs oyl or fine tunnin, plees kall us at CAT PURR & we will 'port 2 yur hows & fix u rite uppp. Mollie Anne, oylur eggstra-ordinaire
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