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Got this from a circulating email:

Socks

A woman had a beautiful black cat with white feet,
named Socks. Socks spent his days outside and
came indoors only at night. One cool October
evening, he disappeared.

She searched for him high and low, for several days,
but all in vain. The following spring, however, Socks
reappeared, looking healthy and clean. She figured
he'd just been out sowing his wild oats, and let it go
at that.

Everything was back to normal until that autumn,
when Socks once again disappeared. The next
spring, just as the prior year, he returned. When it
happened for the third year in a row, she became
very perplexed, and decided to investigate. She
started by asking her neighbors to see what, if any,
information they might have.

She was down to the last house on the block, the
home of an older couple. If they didn't have the
answer, she wasn't sure where she would turn. So
she went up and knocked on the door. The lady of
the house answered, and she asked her, "By any
chance, have you ever seen a black cat with 4 white
feet around here?"

"A black cat?" the woman said. "With 4 white feet?
Oh my, yes! He's the sweetest thing. My husband
and I kept seeing him outside every fall. We hated it
that the poor thing had to be out in the cold, so we
decided that when we go south for the winter, we'd
take him with us. He's been going to Florida with us
every winter for the last few years."

- from Absolute Roberto



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