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[OT] Bikini Waxing
Does anyone do it themselves???
I usually just shave, but my daughter said waxing is *much* better (never any razor burn or bumps, no stubble, etc.), so I figured I'd give it a try. Not having 100% visual access to the site I wanted waxed, I thought to enlist DH's help (OK, in retrospect, it was not a good idea to ask someone whom you've ever argued with to do this particular job for you). I'd bought the wax that's not supposed to need microwaving beforehand (I didn't want any nasty burns on that part of my body) - it's supposed to work with just you rubbing the outer part of the paper strip to warm the wax. First, never try to balance an open jar of wax on a bed when there are cats in the room who are 18 pounds and might jump on the bed, and *NEVER* open a jar of coconut-smelling wax in front of Sammy (don't ask me how I'm going to get the wax off of Sammy's face!). Second, when a product comes with a jar of Benzocaine for post application pain deadening, it might be a good idea to go with another method of hair removal. Ben finally got the wax applied in a smooth, transparent layer, put the strip of paper over it, smoothed/warmed the wax, and, firmly holding my skin taut (OK, after a certain age skin has to be *held* taut, it doesn't do that on its own), quickly yanked the strip off my skin. That is, he yanked my skin, along with the strip, off of my bikini area (why do they call it a bikini area when that area hasn't seen a bikini in 30 years???). Oh, look, there's only a few measly hairs on the strip, most of them are still on the bikini area. So Ben puts the strip back on my bikini area (um, sweetie, don't the instructions say that you're not supposed to go over the same area twice?), and gives it another yank. After he peels me off the ceiling, he looks and, lo and behold, there are still hairs on my bikini area. Before I can yell *STOP* he has put the strip back on my bikini area for a third try. This time when he yanks it off I have his head firmly between my hands so he can't go looking for more errant hairs. I hobbled into the bathroom, looking like a cowboy who has ridden his horse for too long, to look at the damage. I am *BLEEDING* around the roots of the hairs that have *still* not come out. My skin is beet red, and looks more horrible than it *ever* has after shaving. Has anyone ever had *success* using a wax on your "bikini area", and, if so, what brand/method do you use (OK, I am willing to try it again - nobody ever accused me of being the sharpest tool in the shed). -- Hugs, CatNipped See all my masters at: http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/CatNipped/ |
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[OT] Bikini Waxing
CatNipped wrote:
Does anyone do it themselves??? Not only no, but heck no! -- Victor M. Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he |
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[OT] Bikini Waxing
"Victor Martinez" wrote in message
... CatNipped wrote: Does anyone do it themselves??? Not only no, but heck no! OK, but you get to wear boxer trunks at the beach if you want to - I don't think they make those for women (but they should - not every women looks like Cindy Crawforn in a swimsuit!!!). ; -- Hugs, CatNipped See all my masters at: http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/CatNipped/ -- Victor M. Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he |
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[OT] Bikini Waxing
On 2006-06-09, CatNipped penned:
"Victor Martinez" wrote in message ... CatNipped wrote: Does anyone do it themselves??? Not only no, but heck no! OK, but you get to wear boxer trunks at the beach if you want to - I don't think they make those for women (but they should - not every women looks like Cindy Crawforn in a swimsuit!!!). ; Not so fast. They do make "board shorts" for women. They also make "boy shorts" (dunno why they call 'em that as I don't know of any male who would wear them), which are very short but shaped like shorts, not underwear. When I was younger I also bought some men's swim trunks because I found the pockets convenient for clamming on Okracoke Island ... Personally, I think the whole issue is ridiculous. I've seen the amount of hair that men will happily put on display, and it simply doesn't make sense to me to freak out over a hair or two. -- monique, who spoils Oscar unmercifully pictures: http://www.bounceswoosh.org/rpca |
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[OT] Bikini Waxing
Myself, I don't see why there is such a double standard: men are allowed
to brandish their pit hair and their hairy backs and tiger-stripes down their beer-guts, but GOD FORBID a woman go out without shaven legs. Feh! I gave up on the shaving, Nair, etc. long ago. I don't have time and I'm a klutz. Razors and I don't get along too well either. And the last time I tried Aussie Nad's...let's just say it was a big pain in the tuchus to get it off Fritzie's paws. Why can the boys let it all hang out, but we dames have to prove we're ladies by cutting it all off? Blessed be, Baha "Monique Y. Mudama" wrote: On 2006-06-09, CatNipped penned: "Victor Martinez" wrote in message ... CatNipped wrote: Does anyone do it themselves??? Not only no, but heck no! OK, but you get to wear boxer trunks at the beach if you want to - I don't think they make those for women (but they should - not every women looks like Cindy Crawforn in a swimsuit!!!). ; Not so fast. They do make "board shorts" for women. They also make "boy shorts" (dunno why they call 'em that as I don't know of any male who would wear them), which are very short but shaped like shorts, not underwear. When I was younger I also bought some men's swim trunks because I found the pockets convenient for clamming on Okracoke Island ... Personally, I think the whole issue is ridiculous. I've seen the amount of hair that men will happily put on display, and it simply doesn't make sense to me to freak out over a hair or two. -- monique, who spoils Oscar unmercifully pictures: http://www.bounceswoosh.org/rpca |
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[OT] Bikini Waxing
Singh wrote:
Why can the boys let it all hang out, but we dames have to prove we're ladies by cutting it all off? We *don't*!!! Joyce |
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[OT] Bikini Waxing
Singh wrote
Myself, I don't see why there is such a double standard: men are allowed to brandish their pit hair and their hairy backs and tiger-stripes down their beer-guts, but GOD FORBID a woman go out without shaven legs. Feh! I gave up on the shaving, Nair, etc. long ago. I don't have time and I'm a klutz. Razors and I don't get along too well either. And the last time I tried Aussie Nad's...let's just say it was a big pain in the tuchus to get it off Fritzie's paws. Why can the boys let it all hang out, but we dames have to prove we're ladies by cutting it all off? Because men don't look nice whatever they do, but women can if they try? -- David Stevenson Storypage: http://blakjak.com/sty_menu.htm Liverpool, England, UK Emails welcome Nanki Poo: SI O+W B 12 Y L+ W++ C+ I T+ A- E H++ V- F Q P+ B+ PA+ PL SC Minke: SI W+Cp B 3 Y L W+ C++ I T A- E H++ V++ F- Q- P B PA+ PL+ SC- |
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[OT] Bikini Waxing
CatNipped wrote: "Victor Martinez" wrote in message ... CatNipped wrote: Does anyone do it themselves??? Not only no, but heck no! OK, but you get to wear boxer trunks at the beach if you want to - I don't think they make those for women (but they should - not every women looks like Cindy Crawforn in a swimsuit!!!). ; But not every swimsuit requires a "bikini" wax, either! Certainly every one I've ever had covered that area more than adequately. (Even my "midriff" hasn't seen the sun for a lot of years.) |
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Bikini Waxing
EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) wrote: CatNipped wrote: "Victor Martinez" wrote in message ... CatNipped wrote: Does anyone do it themselves??? Not only no, but heck no! OK, but you get to wear boxer trunks at the beach if you want to - I don't think they make those for women (but they should - not every women looks like Cindy Crawforn in a swimsuit!!!). ; But not every swimsuit requires a "bikini" wax, either! Certainly every one I've ever had covered that area more than adequately. (Even my "midriff" hasn't seen the sun for a lot of years.) Absolutely. I have *never* bought a swimsuit that required special "grooming". Ugh. Sherry |
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[OT] Bikini Waxing
"CatNipped" wrote in message
... "Victor Martinez" wrote in message ... CatNipped wrote: Does anyone do it themselves??? Not only no, but heck no! OK, but you get to wear boxer trunks at the beach if you want to - I don't think they make those for women (but they should - not every women looks like Cindy Crawforn in a swimsuit!!!). ; Bah. If I *have* to submerge my body in water in a public place, I go in in bike shorts and a crop top. Then I only have to worry about my pits and legs. Mind you, if I am actually willing to submerge my body in water, it probably means that the area is so secluded, there's no-one around to worry about whether my pits or legs are hairy, so the crop top and bike shorts become optional anyway. ~~ I WANNA BE A BEAR In my next life I wanna be a female bear. If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could do that. If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cut cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate "expects" you to wake up growling. He "expects" that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup! I wanna be a bear." ~~ I'm already half way there :-) Yowie |
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