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Dinner iz surrfed!
[Rebecca whispers]
Yes, Sundance wuz goin to ask Pit2nya to go steddy wif him -- she muss hab sed yes! Rebecca "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:23:30 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: I wuuld likta sitz wif yourownsefz, me anna lucy iz hafin a wonnerful time, Walkz wif hiz furnd, paw in paw wif luferly lucy... I knowz i kan haf dem all butted lobsterz iz sumfin dat furri iz alltime talkin 'bowt so i thinked i wuld likta eat dat furzt, Chester [leaning conspiratorialy toward the girl-cats, Anaïs meows:] "Did you gurlz see Pi2nya an Sundance up on da dek? Dey wuz lukin at eech ofur wif starz in dere eyez! I'ze so happy dat dey fownd eech ofur!" -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 12/25/2006 10:51:13 PM |
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Dinner iz surrfed!
Sundance saunters in, Pit2nya on hiz arm
Both: Hiiya efurrykittee! Du wee smell Lopsturrr??? Rebecca wrote: [Rebecca whispers] Yes, Sundance wuz goin to ask Pit2nya to go steddy wif him -- she muss hab sed yes! Rebecca "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:23:30 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: I wuuld likta sitz wif yourownsefz, me anna lucy iz hafin a wonnerful time, Walkz wif hiz furnd, paw in paw wif luferly lucy... I knowz i kan haf dem all butted lobsterz iz sumfin dat furri iz alltime talkin 'bowt so i thinked i wuld likta eat dat furzt, Chester [leaning conspiratorialy toward the girl-cats, Anaïs meows:] "Did you gurlz see Pi2nya an Sundance up on da dek? Dey wuz lukin at eech ofur wif starz in dere eyez! I'ze so happy dat dey fownd eech ofur!" -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 12/25/2006 10:51:13 PM -- Pitô.ônya |
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Dinner iz surrfed!
On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 20:25:37 -0800, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee's nimble,
little paws typed: Sundance saunters in, Pit2nya on hiz arm Both: Hiiya efurrykittee! Du wee smell Lopsturrr??? Hihi you two! Don't you gize luk radiant! Yes, datz lopster, buttid its just cooking - dey haffent effen served da appy-tizers yet! We'ze just haffink a liddle Holiday drink - why don'rt you gize joyne usses? [gestures to an empty double cushion] -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 12/27/2006 10:05:23 AM |
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Dinner iz surrfed!
*tiger looks away purtindin not ta hear anna smilin to hizownsef*
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message .. . On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:23:30 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: I wuuld likta sitz wif yourownsefz, me anna lucy iz hafin a wonnerful time, Walkz wif hiz furnd, paw in paw wif luferly lucy... I knowz i kan haf dem all butted lobsterz iz sumfin dat furri iz alltime talkin 'bowt so i thinked i wuld likta eat dat furzt, Chester [leaning conspiratorialy toward the girl-cats, Anaïs meows:] "Did you gurlz see Pi2nya an Sundance up on da dek? Dey wuz lukin at eech ofur wif starz in dere eyez! I'ze so happy dat dey fownd eech ofur!" -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 12/25/2006 10:51:13 PM |
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On Wed, 27 Dec 2006 14:31:23 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed: *tiger looks away purtindin not ta hear anna smilin to hizownsef* [Tiger's is distracted by a number of white-coated wait-kitties bringing large silver platters to the table: Oysters, Langoustines, Crémée Brûlée de fois gras, and Mousies and mushrooms in puff-pastry. They then pour each kitty a bit of white wine, and leave. Meows of "Bon apatite" echo around the table] Umm, dis awl luks furry gud, where shall we start? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 12/28/2006 7:39:48 PM |
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Dinner iz surrfed!
letz try dat puffy pastree it smellz veri gud, Tiger pushing the plate
between demselves Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message ... On Wed, 27 Dec 2006 14:31:23 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: *tiger looks away purtindin not ta hear anna smilin to hizownsef* [Tiger's is distracted by a number of white-coated wait-kitties bringing large silver platters to the table: Oysters, Langoustines, Crémée Brûlée de fois gras, and Mousies and mushrooms in puff-pastry. They then pour each kitty a bit of white wine, and leave. Meows of "Bon apatite" echo around the table] Umm, dis awl luks furry gud, where shall we start? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 12/28/2006 7:39:48 PM |
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On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 18:59:09 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed: letz try dat puffy pastree it smellz veri gud, Tiger pushing the plate between demselves [The Captain, dressed in his white uniform makes his way through the guests, headbutting and shaking or kissing paws, wishing all of the guests a Happy Mew Yeer!] "We is now off ov da coast of Souf Karolina, and shud be at Young Island by Sunday fur da Mew Yeer's Party on da Island. A healfy an prosperous Mew Yeer to all ov mew!" [At the same time, another group of wait-kitties cleans up the appitizer plates, and sets down platters of the Lopster, Prime Rib of Roast Beast wif Black Truffle; and Medallionz of Veal poivrade. One waiter catches Anaïs' eye, and sets down an extra plate of Lobster between Chester and Lucy. Cleo's sommelier walks around pouring appropriate glasses of wine for each kitty.] Boy I can feel it gettink warmer already, my luf! After dinner, letz relaks on da dek, hokay? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 12/30/2006 12:33:24 PM |
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On Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:40:23 -0500, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
wrote: On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 18:59:09 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: letz try dat puffy pastree it smellz veri gud, Tiger pushing the plate between demselves [The Captain, dressed in his white uniform makes his way through the guests, headbutting and shaking or kissing paws, wishing all of the guests a Happy Mew Yeer!] "We is now off ov da coast of Souf Karolina, and shud be at Young Island by Sunday fur da Mew Yeer's Party on da Island. A healfy an prosperous Mew Yeer to all ov mew!" [At the same time, another group of wait-kitties cleans up the appitizer plates, and sets down platters of the Lopster, Prime Rib of Roast Beast wif Black Truffle; and Medallionz of Veal poivrade. One waiter catches Anaïs' eye, and sets down an extra plate of Lobster between Chester and Lucy. Cleo's sommelier walks around pouring appropriate glasses of wine for each kitty.] Boy I can feel it gettink warmer already, my luf! After dinner, letz relaks on da dek, hokay? how do i open up the lopster? my tooth is furry powerful but this is hard to do. will the wait-kitties open up the lopster if i ask? i neffur had it before. beauty |
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On Sat, 30 Dec 2006 22:26:30 GMT, John Ross Mc Master's little, agile
paws typed: how do i open up the lopster? my tooth is furry powerful but this is hard to do. will the wait-kitties open up the lopster if i ask? i neffur had it before. beauty [Large, grey Chartreaux leans over] Bon swar, mam'selle Beauty! Permittay-mwa d muh presentay! I am Jacques Chat-Clouseau, and zees eez my wink, Bridget! Ahhh, yourself needz sum help weef zees, eh? See zeese leetel hammerz ofur heer? Simply smack zee clawz like zees, and heer [puts it on Beauty's plate] eez zee meet! Just dip eet into zees nip-butter heer, and voilah! Zere eez a luffly nibble, eh? Now for zee tayle, we snap eet off ov zee body, zen hold eet wif boff rear pawz, and slide zees fork een wif owr frunt pawz, and Voila! zee tayle meet pops rite owt. [Places it on Beauty's plate] Of cawz, zee wait-staff wood be delighted to do eet fur yourownself also! [Pours some nip-Pouilly Fuisse for everyone] Ummm, a luffly wine, non? Ahhh, I weel enjoy zees Noo Yeerz holiday in zee Caribbean sun! -- à bientôt, Jacques |
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On Sat, 30 Dec 2006 19:34:38 -0500, Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau
wrote: On Sat, 30 Dec 2006 22:26:30 GMT, John Ross Mc Master's little, agile paws typed: how do i open up the lopster? my tooth is furry powerful but this is hard to do. will the wait-kitties open up the lopster if i ask? i neffur had it before. beauty [Large, grey Chartreaux leans over] Bon swar, mam'selle Beauty! Permittay-mwa d muh presentay! I am Jacques Chat-Clouseau, and zees eez my wink, Bridget! Ahhh, yourself needz sum help weef zees, eh? See zeese leetel hammerz ofur heer? Simply smack zee clawz like zees, and heer [puts it on Beauty's plate] eez zee meet! Just dip eet into zees nip-butter heer, and voilah! Zere eez a luffly nibble, eh? Now for zee tayle, we snap eet off ov zee body, zen hold eet wif boff rear pawz, and slide zees fork een wif owr frunt pawz, and Voila! zee tayle meet pops rite owt. [Places it on Beauty's plate] Of cawz, zee wait-staff wood be delighted to do eet fur yourownself also! [Pours some nip-Pouilly Fuisse for everyone] Ummm, a luffly wine, non? Ahhh, I weel enjoy zees Noo Yeerz holiday in zee Caribbean sun! merci pour cette explication. j'adore la langoustine avec beurre et du the de cataire. beauty |
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