Dinner iz surrfed!

how do i open up the lopster? my tooth is furry powerful but this
is
hard to do. will the wait-kitties open up the lopster if i ask? i
neffur had it before.
beauty

[Large, grey Chartreaux leans over] Bon swar, mam'selle Beauty!
Permittay-mwa d muh presentay! I am Jacques Chat-Clouseau, and zees
eez my wink, Bridget!

Ahhh, yourself needz sum help weef zees, eh? See zeese leetel
hammerz
ofur heer? Simply smack zee clawz like zees, and heer [puts it on
Beauty's plate] eez zee meet! Just dip eet into zees nip-butter heer,
and voilah! Zere eez a luffly nibble, eh?

Now for zee tayle, we snap eet off ov zee body, zen hold eet wif
boff
rear pawz, and slide zees fork een wif owr frunt pawz, and Voila! zee
tayle meet pops rite owt. [Places it on Beauty's plate]

Of cawz, zee wait-staff wood be delighted to do eet fur yourownself
also!

[Pours some nip-Pouilly Fuisse for everyone] Ummm, a luffly wine,
non?

Ahhh, I weel enjoy zees Noo Yeerz holiday in zee Caribbean sun!

merci pour cette explication. j'adore la langoustine avec beurre et du
the de cataire.
beauty

Ile also be glad tu help yu wif ennyfing yu need. Just ask, am Ime heer.

Joey

Dat sowndz lika gud idermint, dat iz ifin i kan haul minesef to da dek, it
seemz dat i will be muc heafurier afur diz wonnerful fudz... Tiger, eatin
lobsterz wif nip butterA

Lukit diz loferli lucy, a woonerfu huge plate of lobsterz, it duz sure tazte
gud, chester
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 18:59:09 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

letz try dat puffy pastree it smellz veri gud, Tiger pushing the plate
between demselves

[The Captain, dressed in his white uniform makes his way through the
guests, headbutting and shaking or kissing paws, wishing all of the
guests a Happy Mew Yeer!]

"We is now off ov da coast of Souf Karolina, and shud be at Young
Island by Sunday fur da Mew Yeer's Party on da Island. A healfy an
prosperous Mew Yeer to all ov mew!"

[At the same time, another group of wait-kitties cleans up the
appitizer plates, and sets down platters of the Lopster, Prime Rib of
Roast Beast wif Black Truffle; and Medallionz of Veal poivrade. One
waiter catches Anaïs' eye, and sets down an extra plate of Lobster
between Chester and Lucy. Cleo's sommelier walks around pouring
appropriate glasses of wine for each kitty.]

Boy I can feel it gettink warmer already, my luf! After dinner, letz
relaks on da dek, hokay?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/30/2006 12:33:24 PM

Itz wunderful! Da cruse was a wunderful idea, Chester.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Dat sowndz lika gud idermint, dat iz ifin i kan haul minesef to da
dek, it
seemz dat i will be muc heafurier afur diz wonnerful fudz... Tiger,
eatin
lobsterz wif nip butterA

Lukit diz loferli lucy, a woonerfu huge plate of lobsterz, it duz sure
tazte
gud, chester
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 18:59:09 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

letz try dat puffy pastree it smellz veri gud, Tiger pushing the
plate
between demselves

[The Captain, dressed in his white uniform makes his way through the
guests, headbutting and shaking or kissing paws, wishing all of the
guests a Happy Mew Yeer!]

"We is now off ov da coast of Souf Karolina, and shud be at Young
Island by Sunday fur da Mew Yeer's Party on da Island. A healfy an
prosperous Mew Yeer to all ov mew!"

[At the same time, another group of wait-kitties cleans up the
appitizer plates, and sets down platters of the Lopster, Prime Rib
of
Roast Beast wif Black Truffle; and Medallionz of Veal poivrade. One
waiter catches Anaïs' eye, and sets down an extra plate of Lobster
between Chester and Lucy. Cleo's sommelier walks around pouring
appropriate glasses of wine for each kitty.]

Boy I can feel it gettink warmer already, my luf! After dinner, letz
relaks on da dek, hokay?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/30/2006 12:33:24 PM

Yez i thinkz furri iz onta sumfin wif diz here seafud... da 'ventures dat
Mme. A anna cleopatra kumez uf wif iz allatime very fun anna 'citin, you
juzt wait i iz sure*'cordinta Trudi anna OEJ* somfin will be thrillin or
mysterius or new or sumfin, Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
news
Itz wunderful! Da cruse was a wunderful idea, Chester.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Dat sowndz lika gud idermint, dat iz ifin i kan haul minesef to da
dek, it
seemz dat i will be muc heafurier afur diz wonnerful fudz... Tiger,
eatin
lobsterz wif nip butterA

Lukit diz loferli lucy, a woonerfu huge plate of lobsterz, it duz sure
tazte
gud, chester
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 18:59:09 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

letz try dat puffy pastree it smellz veri gud, Tiger pushing the
plate
between demselves

[The Captain, dressed in his white uniform makes his way through the
guests, headbutting and shaking or kissing paws, wishing all of the
guests a Happy Mew Yeer!]

"We is now off ov da coast of Souf Karolina, and shud be at Young
Island by Sunday fur da Mew Yeer's Party on da Island. A healfy an
prosperous Mew Yeer to all ov mew!"

[At the same time, another group of wait-kitties cleans up the
appitizer plates, and sets down platters of the Lopster, Prime Rib
of
Roast Beast wif Black Truffle; and Medallionz of Veal poivrade. One
waiter catches Anaïs' eye, and sets down an extra plate of Lobster
between Chester and Lucy. Cleo's sommelier walks around pouring
appropriate glasses of wine for each kitty.]

Boy I can feel it gettink warmer already, my luf! After dinner, letz
relaks on da dek, hokay?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/30/2006 12:33:24 PM

On Sun, 31 Dec 2006 04:02:05 GMT, "Julie Porter"
wrote:


how do i open up the lopster? my tooth is furry powerful but this
is
hard to do. will the wait-kitties open up the lopster if i ask? i
neffur had it before.
beauty

[Large, grey Chartreaux leans over] Bon swar, mam'selle Beauty!
Permittay-mwa d muh presentay! I am Jacques Chat-Clouseau, and zees
eez my wink, Bridget!

Ahhh, yourself needz sum help weef zees, eh? See zeese leetel
hammerz
ofur heer? Simply smack zee clawz like zees, and heer [puts it on
Beauty's plate] eez zee meet! Just dip eet into zees nip-butter heer,
and voilah! Zere eez a luffly nibble, eh?

Now for zee tayle, we snap eet off ov zee body, zen hold eet wif
boff
rear pawz, and slide zees fork een wif owr frunt pawz, and Voila! zee
tayle meet pops rite owt. [Places it on Beauty's plate]

Of cawz, zee wait-staff wood be delighted to do eet fur yourownself
also!

[Pours some nip-Pouilly Fuisse for everyone] Ummm, a luffly wine,
non?

Ahhh, I weel enjoy zees Noo Yeerz holiday in zee Caribbean sun!

merci pour cette explication. j'adore la langoustine avec beurre et du
the de cataire.
beauty

Ile also be glad tu help yu wif ennyfing yu need. Just ask, am Ime heer.

Joey


This is my first trip to an island. Would you and Bear escort usses to
the Mew Yeer's party?
Beauty and Cinder

how do i open up the lopster? my tooth is furry powerful but
this
is
hard to do. will the wait-kitties open up the lopster if i ask?
i
neffur had it before.
beauty

[Large, grey Chartreaux leans over] Bon swar, mam'selle Beauty!
Permittay-mwa d muh presentay! I am Jacques Chat-Clouseau, and
zees
eez my wink, Bridget!

Ahhh, yourself needz sum help weef zees, eh? See zeese leetel
hammerz
ofur heer? Simply smack zee clawz like zees, and heer [puts it on
Beauty's plate] eez zee meet! Just dip eet into zees nip-butter
heer,
and voilah! Zere eez a luffly nibble, eh?

Now for zee tayle, we snap eet off ov zee body, zen hold eet wif
boff
rear pawz, and slide zees fork een wif owr frunt pawz, and Voila!
zee
tayle meet pops rite owt. [Places it on Beauty's plate]

Of cawz, zee wait-staff wood be delighted to do eet fur
yourownself
also!

[Pours some nip-Pouilly Fuisse for everyone] Ummm, a luffly wine,
non?

Ahhh, I weel enjoy zees Noo Yeerz holiday in zee Caribbean sun!

merci pour cette explication. j'adore la langoustine avec beurre et
du
the de cataire.
beauty

Ile also be glad tu help yu wif ennyfing yu need. Just ask, am Ime
heer.

Joey


This is my first trip to an island. Would you and Bear escort usses to
the Mew Yeer's party?
Beauty and Cinder

We sirtinly would! We had plannd to ask yu sooner but didunt want to be
too furward. We really like yu ladies a lot. The party should be a lot
of fun, an furry festive.

Joey, anna his brother Bear, each offer an arm to the pretty girlcats

On da cruze? I cant wate to see whot happens next!

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Yez i thinkz furri iz onta sumfin wif diz here seafud... da 'ventures
dat
Mme. A anna cleopatra kumez uf wif iz allatime very fun anna 'citin,
you
juzt wait i iz sure*'cordinta Trudi anna OEJ* somfin will be thrillin
or
mysterius or new or sumfin, Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
news
Itz wunderful! Da cruse was a wunderful idea, Chester.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Dat sowndz lika gud idermint, dat iz ifin i kan haul minesef to da
dek, it
seemz dat i will be muc heafurier afur diz wonnerful fudz...
Tiger,
eatin
lobsterz wif nip butterA

Lukit diz loferli lucy, a woonerfu huge plate of lobsterz, it duz
sure
tazte
gud, chester
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 18:59:09 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little
paws
typed:

letz try dat puffy pastree it smellz veri gud, Tiger pushing
the
plate
between demselves

[The Captain, dressed in his white uniform makes his way through
the
guests, headbutting and shaking or kissing paws, wishing all of
the
guests a Happy Mew Yeer!]

"We is now off ov da coast of Souf Karolina, and shud be at
Young
Island by Sunday fur da Mew Yeer's Party on da Island. A healfy
an
prosperous Mew Yeer to all ov mew!"

[At the same time, another group of wait-kitties cleans up the
appitizer plates, and sets down platters of the Lopster, Prime
Rib
of
Roast Beast wif Black Truffle; and Medallionz of Veal poivrade.
One
waiter catches Anaïs' eye, and sets down an extra plate of
Lobster
between Chester and Lucy. Cleo's sommelier walks around pouring
appropriate glasses of wine for each kitty.]

Boy I can feel it gettink warmer already, my luf! After dinner,
letz
relaks on da dek, hokay?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/30/2006 12:33:24 PM

Fangu, Anaïs, we'd luv to!

[Sundance helps Pi2nya get settled on the cushion.]

Dis iz alreddy a furry wunnerful krooz!

Sundance, looking at his Sweetee

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 20:25:37 -0800, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee's nimble,
little paws typed:

Sundance saunters in, Pit2nya on hiz arm
Both: Hiiya efurrykittee!
Du wee smell Lopsturrr???

Hihi you two!

Don't you gize luk radiant!

Yes, datz lopster, buttid its just cooking - dey haffent effen served
da appy-tizers yet! We'ze just haffink a liddle Holiday drink - why
don'rt you gize joyne usses? [gestures to an empty double cushion]

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/27/2006 10:05:23 AM

on one venture der waz a jewel robberi anna on anofur one we hadda nother
myzteri, anna we alzo meeted da kompozer kitte dat iz gud furndz wif
rebecca, hersef is hepin hozt diz 'venture, hersef, accordinta trudi anna
OEJ iz lotsa fun... on one venture trudi hepedta interrogate catz, anna onze
atta da kowntess castle hersefz brush dat usta belongta errthinks realli
hard... a famous lady's cat wuz stolen anna it iz juzt wonnerful when it
getted solved, butted it wuz quite upsettin fur da colwnteess when it wuz
gone kuz hersef getted it ta put inna meowseum fur tourzitz, Chester,
repeatin what Trudi anna OEJ telled hizsef
Julie Porter wrote in message
ink.net...
On da cruze? I cant wate to see whot happens next!

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Yez i thinkz furri iz onta sumfin wif diz here seafud... da 'ventures
dat
Mme. A anna cleopatra kumez uf wif iz allatime very fun anna 'citin,
you
juzt wait i iz sure*'cordinta Trudi anna OEJ* somfin will be thrillin
or
mysterius or new or sumfin, Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
news
Itz wunderful! Da cruse was a wunderful idea, Chester.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Dat sowndz lika gud idermint, dat iz ifin i kan haul minesef to da
dek, it
seemz dat i will be muc heafurier afur diz wonnerful fudz...
Tiger,
eatin
lobsterz wif nip butterA

Lukit diz loferli lucy, a woonerfu huge plate of lobsterz, it duz
sure
tazte
gud, chester
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 18:59:09 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little
paws
typed:

letz try dat puffy pastree it smellz veri gud, Tiger pushing
the
plate
between demselves

[The Captain, dressed in his white uniform makes his way through
the
guests, headbutting and shaking or kissing paws, wishing all of
the
guests a Happy Mew Yeer!]

"We is now off ov da coast of Souf Karolina, and shud be at
Young
Island by Sunday fur da Mew Yeer's Party on da Island. A healfy
an
prosperous Mew Yeer to all ov mew!"

[At the same time, another group of wait-kitties cleans up the
appitizer plates, and sets down platters of the Lopster, Prime
Rib
of
Roast Beast wif Black Truffle; and Medallionz of Veal poivrade.
One
waiter catches Anaïs' eye, and sets down an extra plate of
Lobster
between Chester and Lucy. Cleo's sommelier walks around pouring
appropriate glasses of wine for each kitty.]

Boy I can feel it gettink warmer already, my luf! After dinner,
letz
relaks on da dek, hokay?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/30/2006 12:33:24 PM

Dats a lot of eksitement! I fink yu cood neffur be bored heer! What a
wunderful plase fur cats.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
on one venture der waz a jewel robberi anna on anofur one we hadda
nother
myzteri, anna we alzo meeted da kompozer kitte dat iz gud furndz wif
rebecca, hersef is hepin hozt diz 'venture, hersef, accordinta trudi
anna
OEJ iz lotsa fun... on one venture trudi hepedta interrogate catz,
anna onze
atta da kowntess castle hersefz brush dat usta belongta errthinks
realli
hard... a famous lady's cat wuz stolen anna it iz juzt wonnerful when
it
getted solved, butted it wuz quite upsettin fur da colwnteess when it
wuz
gone kuz hersef getted it ta put inna meowseum fur tourzitz, Chester,
repeatin what Trudi anna OEJ telled hizsef
Julie Porter wrote in message
ink.net...
On da cruze? I cant wate to see whot happens next!

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Yez i thinkz furri iz onta sumfin wif diz here seafud... da
'ventures
dat
Mme. A anna cleopatra kumez uf wif iz allatime very fun anna
'citin,
you
juzt wait i iz sure*'cordinta Trudi anna OEJ* somfin will be
thrillin
or
mysterius or new or sumfin, Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
news Itz wunderful! Da cruse was a wunderful idea, Chester.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Dat sowndz lika gud idermint, dat iz ifin i kan haul minesef
to da
dek, it
seemz dat i will be muc heafurier afur diz wonnerful fudz...
Tiger,
eatin
lobsterz wif nip butterA

Lukit diz loferli lucy, a woonerfu huge plate of lobsterz, it
duz
sure
tazte
gud, chester
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 18:59:09 -0600, Stormmee's nimble,
little
paws
typed:

letz try dat puffy pastree it smellz veri gud, Tiger
pushing
the
plate
between demselves

[The Captain, dressed in his white uniform makes his way
through
the
guests, headbutting and shaking or kissing paws, wishing all
of
the
guests a Happy Mew Yeer!]

"We is now off ov da coast of Souf Karolina, and shud be at
Young
Island by Sunday fur da Mew Yeer's Party on da Island. A
healfy
an
prosperous Mew Yeer to all ov mew!"

[At the same time, another group of wait-kitties cleans up
the
appitizer plates, and sets down platters of the Lopster,
Prime
Rib
of
Roast Beast wif Black Truffle; and Medallionz of Veal
poivrade.
One
waiter catches Anaïs' eye, and sets down an extra plate of
Lobster
between Chester and Lucy. Cleo's sommelier walks around
pouring
appropriate glasses of wine for each kitty.]

Boy I can feel it gettink warmer already, my luf! After
dinner,
letz
relaks on da dek, hokay?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/30/2006 12:33:24 PM