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"Ranger Greykitten" On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:38:49 -0700, Mosey =^. .^= wrote: Dat sundz wike funfun. Kan I pway tew? I kan bringH a wattur gun tew. Doze r funfun tew. Mosey Sure, bud. Here's a Nerf gun too, and lotz of nerf ballz. Dey's lots of fun to chase. Ranger Fangu furry mutch. Nerf ballz iz funfun. I haz sum ping pong ballz dat I wike tew bat round tew. Dew yew wike doze? Mosey --badbad poooter keeps dixcontinGh |
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On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:47:42 -0700, Mosey =^. .^= wrote:
Fangu furry mutch. Nerf ballz iz funfun. I haz sum ping pong ballz dat I wike tew bat round tew. Dew yew wike doze? Mosey --badbad poooter keeps dixcontinGh Dey sounds like fun but mine meanmean hoomins haf NEFUR giben me a pingpong ball. Isn't dat mean of dem? I will remind dem bout dis injustice. Ranger |
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On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:47:42 -0700, Mosey =^. .^='s nimble, little
paws typed: Fangu furry mutch. Nerf ballz iz funfun. I haz sum ping pong ballz dat I wike tew bat round tew. Dew yew wike doze? Mosey --badbad poooter keeps dixcontinGh Ooooooh, ping-pong bawlz! I luffs dem to batbat around. My hooman bowt me a gross ov dem. Datz [counts on all toes] ummmmm, lots! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 4/30/2008 8:56:09 PM |
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hey iz diz da furzt monf fur da new pikture box so her kan doit allaone?
Trudi the nozi Granby wrote in message ... Wellz itself willz be free or four dayz time all dat paperworks will get done so herself knows how mani toonaz her kan spend for da monf. Piglet seeing the pile of papers and knowing it is time to go hide for a few days. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... bof you iz silli hoominz, like you duzint think i knowz dat iz onli one day away!!! Trudi Granby wrote in message ... yeah, me too. BUMMER "Stormmee" wrote in message ... soft iz owta winez alzo, hersef sayz no more until may, Trudi Granby wrote in message ... Hmmmm maybe nots just finkink bout da force some of da boytcats would use in chaseing da ofther boycats. Maybe it wud be ok. Piglet not sure. Da gramby sittink her wishink her had some of da wines now. Her kant get any of da hoomans on da phone so guess dem alreadi wented to town. Her haz tulips all ofther da houze. It iz gonna freze diz nite and dey cutted dem all. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... wulda nurf ballz hurta winez? Trudi not sure at all Granby wrote in message ... Well maybee not da vinyardz, we wuden wanna damage da plantz but dere are lotza open feilds dere, kordink to sa pikturez on da net. Piglet having looked over da grambys shoulder when her was surfing da net bout this. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... we kuld play inna vineyard, Trudi Ranger Greykitten wrote in message news On Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:55:13 -0500, Granby wrote: We allz greez no splosifz. Dem nerf ball fings waz surez fun, maybe we shud ship some of dem to italie and play wif dem dere. Piglet thinking she might like to try doing that. I was just finking da same fing. Ranger busy stuffing Nerf guns into the teleporter |
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you sure kan play wif uses, Trudi, hopin he duz so he kan getta know tafia
betterer Mosey =^. .^= wrote in message . .. Dat sundz wike funfun. Kan I pway tew? I kan bringH a wattur gun tew. Doze r funfun tew. Mosey "Stormmee" we kuld play inna vineyard, Trudi Ranger Greykitten On Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:55:13 -0500, Granby wrote: We allz greez no splosifz. Dem nerf ball fings waz surez fun, maybe we shud ship some of dem to italie and play wif dem dere. Piglet thinking she might like to try doing that. I was just finking da same fing. Ranger busy stuffing Nerf guns into the teleporter |
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diz iza injuztize, Trudi
Ranger Greykitten wrote in message news On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:47:42 -0700, Mosey =^. .^= wrote: Fangu furry mutch. Nerf ballz iz funfun. I haz sum ping pong ballz dat I wike tew bat round tew. Dew yew wike doze? Mosey --badbad poooter keeps dixcontinGh Dey sounds like fun but mine meanmean hoomins haf NEFUR giben me a pingpong ball. Isn't dat mean of dem? I will remind dem bout dis injustice. Ranger |
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O...I tawt dat it wuz uh noo aminal wat wud skwirm wen yu held it.
-- Pitô.ônya, da gullibble "Granby" wrote in message ... No, that jus our sekretarie who haz a brace fingie on herown wrist and types ledders with da edge of it anna, da spellcheker didn't check itself. Her self shud have kalled it a squirlkat, since da one dey fough in was in da box had a cats tail. "Sylvia M" wrote in message ... OMG! A New aminal haz apearet: a Squirm! Pit2nya, ROTFLHBO! "Granby" wrote in message ... Oh Ranger we luvz urself. I havnt heard da gramby lauff so hard in a long timez. Fangu for dat. Oh weel, I meantz luf in da senze we lufvz a fren . Yes Piglet I am sure your friend Wascal knows what you meant. In any case it was a wonderful time and such a good laugh. Thank all you kitties and the good secretary that relayed that venture to us. You all will just have to try again, but not for awhile, the Squirm has probably laughed so hard he has sprained something and won't be back for awhile. Gramby "Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message news [Quite a few kitties have shown up to assist with the apprehension of the trouble-making squirrel. Armed with Nerf guns and spare Nerf balls, kitties are hiding under and behind all the bushes, flowers, and lawn furniture they can find. An occasional soft kitty-snicker can be heard. Ranger grabs the plastic giant sunflower seed in his mouth and scales the tree, placing the seed carefully on one of the lower, thicker branches. As he leaps down from the branch Harri and Tabitha manuever the nylon-wrapped box directly under the seed and hide themselves beneath the open box flaps. More kitty snickers and kitty whispers can be heard, but all grows silent as the squirrel appears. He sits for a couple minutes on a branch above the plastic seed, then he drops down beside it. He sniffs the seed, then looks around carefully. Despite the good intentions of the assembled kitties he sees many fuzzy feet behind and under the nearby plants. Seeing a long grey tail swishing actively above one of the bushes, he grabs the plastic seed and flings it at Ranger. Seeing that the plan is bust, Ranger yells "Fire!". Kitties pop out of the bushes, and "Foom! Foom!" can be heard all around as kitties fire off their Nerf guns. It's too bad that Ranger didn't allocate any time for target practice - nobody's Nerf balls come anywhere near the squirrel. But they do pass within sight of playful kitties, and soon there are excited kitties leaping all over the yard, chasing colorful foam balls. The squirrel sits on the branch, laughing uproariously. He finally laughs so hard that he falls off the branch and into the box. Ranger sees the fall, and leaps towards the box to help close the trap. He meows at Harri and Tabitha "Close it! Close it!". The squirrel, though, is quick - he leaps out of the box the same instant he lands. Ranger, though, has overshot and lands himself in the box. Harri and Tabitha can't see much of what's going on since they're hiding under the flaps. They feel the thump of Ranger landing in the box, so they leap up and slam the box closed. Unfortunately Ranger's long tail is still sticking up in the air, so we now have a cardboard box wrapped with nylon tape, it's flaps closed, with a long grey tail sticking out. Samwise comes running up with his rope, and the three kitties tie the box securely. Pi2nya comes running up with the shipping label and slaps it into place. This is a bit of an chore, as she has to dodge kitties chasing nerf balls. The kitties working the box start to push it towards the front yard so they can place it on the porch for pickup, but Sammy intercepts them and suggests they might want to look in the box first to double-check. After untieing the box they peek inside and find Ranger sitting there grooming himself, trying hard to master the "I meant to do that" look. The squirrel has meanwhile returned to the tree, and still sits there laughing. He has even called some friends to join him, and they are all laughing. Amelia and Cleo step out of the teleporter with some lightweight equipment and place some small plastic devices around the yard. They flip a switch, and all the squirrels scurry to leave the yard. Amelia: "Here are some electronic squirrel repellants. The squirrels won't return as long as the batteries last." |
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Well iffin u caughted one I betz it wud sqwirm, donn u fink so? But I don
wanna tuch one mineownself. Piglet shuddering at the idea. "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message .. . O...I tawt dat it wuz uh noo aminal wat wud skwirm wen yu held it. -- Pitô.ônya, da gullibble "Granby" wrote in message ... No, that jus our sekretarie who haz a brace fingie on herown wrist and types ledders with da edge of it anna, da spellcheker didn't check itself. Her self shud have kalled it a squirlkat, since da one dey fough in was in da box had a cats tail. "Sylvia M" wrote in message ... OMG! A New aminal haz apearet: a Squirm! Pit2nya, ROTFLHBO! "Granby" wrote in message ... Oh Ranger we luvz urself. I havnt heard da gramby lauff so hard in a long timez. Fangu for dat. Oh weel, I meantz luf in da senze we lufvz a fren . Yes Piglet I am sure your friend Wascal knows what you meant. In any case it was a wonderful time and such a good laugh. Thank all you kitties and the good secretary that relayed that venture to us. You all will just have to try again, but not for awhile, the Squirm has probably laughed so hard he has sprained something and won't be back for awhile. Gramby "Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message news [Quite a few kitties have shown up to assist with the apprehension of the trouble-making squirrel. Armed with Nerf guns and spare Nerf balls, kitties are hiding under and behind all the bushes, flowers, and lawn furniture they can find. An occasional soft kitty-snicker can be heard. Ranger grabs the plastic giant sunflower seed in his mouth and scales the tree, placing the seed carefully on one of the lower, thicker branches. As he leaps down from the branch Harri and Tabitha manuever the nylon-wrapped box directly under the seed and hide themselves beneath the open box flaps. More kitty snickers and kitty whispers can be heard, but all grows silent as the squirrel appears. He sits for a couple minutes on a branch above the plastic seed, then he drops down beside it. He sniffs the seed, then looks around carefully. Despite the good intentions of the assembled kitties he sees many fuzzy feet behind and under the nearby plants. Seeing a long grey tail swishing actively above one of the bushes, he grabs the plastic seed and flings it at Ranger. Seeing that the plan is bust, Ranger yells "Fire!". Kitties pop out of the bushes, and "Foom! Foom!" can be heard all around as kitties fire off their Nerf guns. It's too bad that Ranger didn't allocate any time for target practice - nobody's Nerf balls come anywhere near the squirrel. But they do pass within sight of playful kitties, and soon there are excited kitties leaping all over the yard, chasing colorful foam balls. The squirrel sits on the branch, laughing uproariously. He finally laughs so hard that he falls off the branch and into the box. Ranger sees the fall, and leaps towards the box to help close the trap. He meows at Harri and Tabitha "Close it! Close it!". The squirrel, though, is quick - he leaps out of the box the same instant he lands. Ranger, though, has overshot and lands himself in the box. Harri and Tabitha can't see much of what's going on since they're hiding under the flaps. They feel the thump of Ranger landing in the box, so they leap up and slam the box closed. Unfortunately Ranger's long tail is still sticking up in the air, so we now have a cardboard box wrapped with nylon tape, it's flaps closed, with a long grey tail sticking out. Samwise comes running up with his rope, and the three kitties tie the box securely. Pi2nya comes running up with the shipping label and slaps it into place. This is a bit of an chore, as she has to dodge kitties chasing nerf balls. The kitties working the box start to push it towards the front yard so they can place it on the porch for pickup, but Sammy intercepts them and suggests they might want to look in the box first to double-check. After untieing the box they peek inside and find Ranger sitting there grooming himself, trying hard to master the "I meant to do that" look. The squirrel has meanwhile returned to the tree, and still sits there laughing. He has even called some friends to join him, and they are all laughing. Amelia and Cleo step out of the teleporter with some lightweight equipment and place some small plastic devices around the yard. They flip a switch, and all the squirrels scurry to leave the yard. Amelia: "Here are some electronic squirrel repellants. The squirrels won't return as long as the batteries last." |
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Pingpong balls are fun fun to play with. I have some of my own.
-- Samwise in Connecticut see my cats at http://www.flickr.com/photos/ann791/sets/ read Sam's blog at http://kittens-3.blogspot.com/ * * * "Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message news On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:47:42 -0700, Mosey =^. .^= wrote: Fangu furry mutch. Nerf ballz iz funfun. I haz sum ping pong ballz dat I wike tew bat round tew. Dew yew wike doze? Mosey --badbad poooter keeps dixcontinGh Dey sounds like fun but mine meanmean hoomins haf NEFUR giben me a pingpong ball. Isn't dat mean of dem? I will remind dem bout dis injustice. Ranger |
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we realli likez owrz, Trudi
Ann wrote in message ... Pingpong balls are fun fun to play with. I have some of my own. -- Samwise in Connecticut see my cats at http://www.flickr.com/photos/ann791/sets/ read Sam's blog at http://kittens-3.blogspot.com/ * * * "Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message news On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:47:42 -0700, Mosey =^. .^= wrote: Fangu furry mutch. Nerf ballz iz funfun. I haz sum ping pong ballz dat I wike tew bat round tew. Dew yew wike doze? Mosey --badbad poooter keeps dixcontinGh Dey sounds like fun but mine meanmean hoomins haf NEFUR giben me a pingpong ball. Isn't dat mean of dem? I will remind dem bout dis injustice. Ranger |
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