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Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!
"Storrmmee" wrote in message ... we iz beree gwad ursef hazza perfekt home, which by da definishun must haffa kittee or it wuldint be perfekt... we iz beree gwad dat ursef haz getted whut efuri cat, anna doggie shuld haf, MH who knowz urown pain Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. See, Meowmie cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. Dat means, a biggie birdie! Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest dark meat dat time! Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we has to make due wif the white meat. I peeked though and dis time she's made a BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud gud as dere's 6 of us (3 2foots and 3 4foots). I asked Meowmie iffin we kin host a little party here fur Aunti Mabel's 15th birthday anna she smiled anna made eben MORE room! I sawz. She wroten down 2 duckies! 2 big Turkey birdees! I peeked anna she's got 3 whole flounder fishies anna whole one of dem big red fleshed fishies dats close to 18 lbs. Meowmie sez, lets hab a parti! Wez all cleaning up anna be ready fur you all who'z wanna come by 23 November. You'z all gonna lov mai back porch! Dem as has doggie friends, kin perch anna watch dem play inna maze meowmie makes wif my Charlotte-buddy. Dey runs about anna gets treats while we lafs anna gets our treats brought to usuns. -- Hewwo! I wil party wif yoo butted must tel aw da d*gs dat dey is gnot to poot dere big faces up cwose to mine widdl fase. Den I skwatch dem. Heer is a nise gifpt fur Anti Mabl. i wapped itted minesefl wif wuvwy tishoo paypre an curld wibbons, fur wich mine clawz wer furry good. Pwees furgiff da shreddy appeerents ob da wapping. Dat wuz awso cawsed by mine claws. Happy Burfday Antie Maybl! MeOwy 'Ah, not to worry my fine furry friend! I am so delighted to have your company and the gift is lovely! My old claws which unlike yours can not retract, are quite a problem when wrapping gifts as well. Meowmie is giving me a pedicure shortly fur the parti. She found *just* the right shade of tan to match one part of my tricolor beagleness! I like cats although I had not met one befur Daisy-chan. She and i share a history of too much time in the 'out' though I had a sort of careless 'owner' who usually remembered to feed me once a day.' Pawsing for a moment, Aunti continues: 'We gather my fellow 4foot friends, to celebrate not only my turning 15, a very venerable age for a dog, but the love that so many 2foots have and show us in the generousity of their spirits. Like many of us, my life has not always been easy but I have been gifted at last with a perfect home. I had heard the term whispered quietly among us outdoor hunting beagles of 'only home' and never really understood it. It always came from the outsiders who had been stolen. They had once had a real home and we others were silently jelous but felt we were better off overall as we had nothing to miss. We did not understand. Now at last, I do. I have been blessed in my final years and wish to share my happiness with you all. Since finding my perfect home, I even learned about cats and found out I like them!' Aunti Mabel, Loving and living Meowy, ,mai luff,' pweez' dunt scrach hur, Et iz hur 15th bitfday n hur iz gittin uh manicure. Weh rnt uzed tu dogs eihtur, but weh kan beh hapi wif dem. ai wiked da wai yu repped yer prezzie Meowie. Weh awl wyl beh der tew. wif uh nise prezzie fur Anti Mabel. . Luffs Mosey, owr bitties, Tygur n Mayzy, PookyKat, Sqweex , Pipps, BobQat n Mimzy. -- |
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Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!
"cshenk" wrote in message ... Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. See, Meowmie cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. Dat means, a biggie birdie! Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest dark meat dat time! Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we has to make due wif the white meat. I peeked though and dis time she's made a BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud gud as dere's 6 of us (3 2foots and 3 4foots). I asked Meowmie iffin we kin host a little party here fur Aunti Mabel's 15th birthday anna she smiled anna made eben MORE room! I sawz. She wroten down 2 duckies! 2 big Turkey birdees! I peeked anna she's got 3 whole flounder fishies anna whole one of dem big red fleshed fishies dats close to 18 lbs. Meowmie sez, lets hab a parti! Wez all cleaning up anna be ready fur you all who'z wanna come by 23 November. You'z all gonna lov mai back porch! Dem as has doggie friends, kin perch anna watch dem play inna maze meowmie makes wif my Charlotte-buddy. Dey runs about anna gets treats while we lafs anna gets our treats brought to usuns. -- I yam luukin furrwurdz tu kummin tu Anti Mabel'z Purrdai Pardi. If I had thumz, I wud nitt an afgan. Pi2ôôñya |
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Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!
Storrmmee wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
diz sowndz wunnerfulz,... six cats prepur ta arrife... btw daisy, make urwn hoomin sharez dat pumpkin pie wif ursef, itz truly a gud hoomin fud, OEJ the partikular. "cshenk" wrote in message ... "cshenk" wrote in message ... Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. See, Meowmie cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. Dat means, a biggie birdie! Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest dark meat dat time! Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we has to make due wif the white meat. I peeked though and dis time she's made a BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud gud as dere's 6 of us (3 2foots and 3 4foots). I asked Meowmie iffin we kin host a little party here fur Aunti Mabel's 15th birthday anna she smiled anna made eben MORE room! I sawz. She wroten down 2 duckies! 2 big Turkey birdees! I peeked anna she's got 3 whole flounder fishies anna whole one of dem big red fleshed fishies dats close to 18 lbs. Meowmie sez, lets hab a parti! Wez all cleaning up anna be ready fur you all who'z wanna come by 23 November. You'z all gonna lov mai back porch! Dem as has doggie friends, kin perch anna watch dem play inna maze meowmie makes wif my Charlotte-buddy. Dey runs about anna gets treats while we lafs anna gets our treats brought to usuns. Gramby wrote in rec.pets.cats.community: O t rubs his belly hen calls Harri. Hey dere boogtifulz girl cat, iz u readi ta stardt da holiday sezon. I be dere ta git urselfz soom and we wil go wishez auntie mable a happi day. Come on Lizzy it ur glad rags on it is pardiee timez!!! gud gud gud! Meowmie jus came back frum dat place dat sells all dem birdies! She's got all dat we wanted anna is plotting special treats. Yesterdauy she went to date store dat sells all dem live blue crabbies. Iffin youz a bold kittah, you kin play wif dem before we cooks'em. Dey will be inna dey red cooler wif the lid ajar anna sleepy like on ice but dey wakes up fast iffin ya poke'em. Wez also got a huge red salmon surrounded by shrimpies wif the heads still on! Fur those who like a little veggies, wez gonna have steamed green beans (Cash and Aunti Mabel like's em so I think doggies must) anna buternut squashes (I likes a little mashed up maiself). Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! -- Oh you gotta see dat birdie 'cake' meowmie made! She tooked a whole TURKIE BIRDIE and grinded it! She's got 15 little candles set out wif dez little holders anna she buried birdie hearts anna other goodies in dere den frosted it wif creamed butternut an thick cream. I WANTS SUM NOEW! (so does Aunti Mabel). Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! -- |
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Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
"cshenk" wrote in message ... Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. See, Meowmie cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. Dat means, a biggie birdie! Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest dark meat dat time! Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we has to make due wif the white meat. I peeked though and dis time she's made a BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud gud as dere's 6 of us (3 2foots and 3 4foots). I asked Meowmie iffin we kin host a little party here fur Aunti Mabel's 15th birthday anna she smiled anna made eben MORE room! I sawz. She wroten down 2 duckies! 2 big Turkey birdees! I peeked anna she's got 3 whole flounder fishies anna whole one of dem big red fleshed fishies dats close to 18 lbs. Meowmie sez, lets hab a parti! Wez all cleaning up anna be ready fur you all who'z wanna come by 23 November. You'z all gonna lov mai back porch! Dem as has doggie friends, kin perch anna watch dem play inna maze meowmie makes wif my Charlotte-buddy. Dey runs about anna gets treats while we lafs anna gets our treats brought to usuns. -- I yam luukin furrwurdz tu kummin tu Anti Mabel'z Purrdai Pardi. If I had thumz, I wud nitt an afgan. Pi2ôôñya I kin donate lots if fur fur one! Chez Shenk's trio sings in tandem! -- |
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Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!
Toonya we kan git da gamby to nitt u an afgan, what kolor duz u wantz.
Lizzy rummaging thru the yarn. "cshenk" wrote in message ... Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in rec.pets.cats.community: "cshenk" wrote in message ... Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. See, Meowmie cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. Dat means, a biggie birdie! Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest dark meat dat time! Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we has to make due wif the white meat. I peeked though and dis time she's made a BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud gud as dere's 6 of us (3 2foots and 3 4foots). I asked Meowmie iffin we kin host a little party here fur Aunti Mabel's 15th birthday anna she smiled anna made eben MORE room! I sawz. She wroten down 2 duckies! 2 big Turkey birdees! I peeked anna she's got 3 whole flounder fishies anna whole one of dem big red fleshed fishies dats close to 18 lbs. Meowmie sez, lets hab a parti! Wez all cleaning up anna be ready fur you all who'z wanna come by 23 November. You'z all gonna lov mai back porch! Dem as has doggie friends, kin perch anna watch dem play inna maze meowmie makes wif my Charlotte-buddy. Dey runs about anna gets treats while we lafs anna gets our treats brought to usuns. -- I yam luukin furrwurdz tu kummin tu Anti Mabel'z Purrdai Pardi. If I had thumz, I wud nitt an afgan. Pi2ôôñya I kin donate lots if fur fur one! Chez Shenk's trio sings in tandem! -- |
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Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!
Gramby wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
Toonya we kan git da gamby to nitt u an afgan, what kolor duz u wantz. Lizzy rummaging thru the yarn. Kin you do a tricolor? Tan, black, cream? Dat represents all the colors of usuns 3 here. If you add more, add sum grey fur Aunti Mabel? I'm all white. Cash is tan and white. Aunti Mabel is white, tan, black and now a bit grey inna sum spots. Next to maiself's kittah perfect fur, her's is almost as soft. Snicker, softer den some kittahs fur to be honest. Cash though, he got doggie hair eben if a rather pretty tan color. Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent! |
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Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!
On Nov 19, 12:45*pm, "cshenk" wrote:
Meowy wrote in rec.pets.cats.community: On Nov 13, 5:51*pm, "cshenk" wrote: Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. *See, Meowmie cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. *Dat means, a biggie birdie! Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest dark meat dat time! *Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we has to make due wif the white meat. *I peeked though and dis time she's made a BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud gud as dere's 6 of us (3 2foots and 3 4foots). I asked Meowmie iffin we kin host a little party here fur Aunti Mabel's 15th birthday anna she smiled anna made eben MORE room! *I sawz. *She wroten down 2 duckies! *2 big Turkey birdees! *I peeked anna she's got 3 whole flounder fishies anna whole one of dem big red fleshed fishies dats close to 18 lbs. Meowmie sez, lets hab a parti! *Wez all cleaning up anna be ready fur you all who'z wanna come by 23 November. *You'z all gonna lov mai back porch! Dem as has doggie friends, kin perch anna watch dem play inna maze meowmie makes wif my Charlotte-buddy. Dey runs about anna gets treats while we lafs anna gets our treats brought to usuns. -- Hewwo! I wil party wif yoo butted must tel aw da d*gs dat dey is gnot to poot dere big faces up cwose to mine widdl fase. *Den I skwatch dem. Heer is a nise gifpt fur Anti Mabl. *i wapped itted minesefl wif wuvwy tishoo paypre an curld wibbons, fur wich mine clawz wer furry good. Pwees furgiff da shreddy appeerents ob da wapping. *Dat wuz awso cawsed by mine claws. Happy Burfday Antie Maybl! MeOwy 'Ah, not to worry my fine furry friend! *I am so delighted to have your company and the gift is lovely! *My old claws which unlike yours can not retract, are quite a problem when wrapping gifts as well. *Meowmie is giving me a pedicure shortly fur the parti. *She found *just* the right shade of tan to match one part of my tricolor beagleness! *I like cats although I had not met one befur Daisy-chan. *She and i share a history of too much time in the 'out' though I had a sort of careless 'owner' who usually remembered to feed me once a day.' Pawsing for a moment, Aunti continues: 'We gather my fellow 4foot friends, to celebrate not only my turning 15, a very venerable age for a dog, but the love that so many 2foots have and show us in the generousity of their spirits. *Like many of us, my life has not always been easy but I have been gifted at last with a perfect home. *I had heard the term whispered quietly among us outdoor hunting beagles of 'only home' and never really understood it. *It always came from the outsiders who had been stolen. *They had once had a real home and we others were silently jelous but felt we were better off overall as we had nothing to miss. *We did not understand. *Now at last, I do. *I have been blessed in my final years and wish to share my happiness with you all. *Since finding my perfect home, I even learned about cats and found out I like them!' * Aunti Mabel, Loving and living --- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Yoo ar furry swweet. And lucky too! Cuz yoo gotted tu yoor old age! Bwess aw dose gud hoominz dat care boutted usses. MeOwy ps: yoo ar welcome |
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Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!
Lizzy dige through all the yarn, Hee iz Tan. anna diz iz kalled off whitez,
dat iz kind ofv kreme, anna hee iz blak. Ohh anna here iz sum grey. We iz all setz. "cshenk" wrote in message ... Gramby wrote in rec.pets.cats.community: Toonya we kan git da gamby to nitt u an afgan, what kolor duz u wantz. Lizzy rummaging thru the yarn. Kin you do a tricolor? Tan, black, cream? Dat represents all the colors of usuns 3 here. If you add more, add sum grey fur Aunti Mabel? I'm all white. Cash is tan and white. Aunti Mabel is white, tan, black and now a bit grey inna sum spots. Next to maiself's kittah perfect fur, her's is almost as soft. Snicker, softer den some kittahs fur to be honest. Cash though, he got doggie hair eben if a rather pretty tan color. Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent! |
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Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!
mmmmm OEJ
"cshenk" wrote in message ... Storrmmee wrote in rec.pets.cats.community: diz sowndz wunnerfulz,... six cats prepur ta arrife... btw daisy, make urwn hoomin sharez dat pumpkin pie wif ursef, itz truly a gud hoomin fud, OEJ the partikular. "cshenk" wrote in message ... "cshenk" wrote in message ... Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. See, Meowmie cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. Dat means, a biggie birdie! Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest dark meat dat time! Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we has to make due wif the white meat. I peeked though and dis time she's made a BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud gud as dere's 6 of us (3 2foots and 3 4foots). I asked Meowmie iffin we kin host a little party here fur Aunti Mabel's 15th birthday anna she smiled anna made eben MORE room! I sawz. She wroten down 2 duckies! 2 big Turkey birdees! I peeked anna she's got 3 whole flounder fishies anna whole one of dem big red fleshed fishies dats close to 18 lbs. Meowmie sez, lets hab a parti! Wez all cleaning up anna be ready fur you all who'z wanna come by 23 November. You'z all gonna lov mai back porch! Dem as has doggie friends, kin perch anna watch dem play inna maze meowmie makes wif my Charlotte-buddy. Dey runs about anna gets treats while we lafs anna gets our treats brought to usuns. Gramby wrote in rec.pets.cats.community: O t rubs his belly hen calls Harri. Hey dere boogtifulz girl cat, iz u readi ta stardt da holiday sezon. I be dere ta git urselfz soom and we wil go wishez auntie mable a happi day. Come on Lizzy it ur glad rags on it is pardiee timez!!! gud gud gud! Meowmie jus came back frum dat place dat sells all dem birdies! She's got all dat we wanted anna is plotting special treats. Yesterdauy she went to date store dat sells all dem live blue crabbies. Iffin youz a bold kittah, you kin play wif dem before we cooks'em. Dey will be inna dey red cooler wif the lid ajar anna sleepy like on ice but dey wakes up fast iffin ya poke'em. Wez also got a huge red salmon surrounded by shrimpies wif the heads still on! Fur those who like a little veggies, wez gonna have steamed green beans (Cash and Aunti Mabel like's em so I think doggies must) anna buternut squashes (I likes a little mashed up maiself). Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! -- Oh you gotta see dat birdie 'cake' meowmie made! She tooked a whole TURKIE BIRDIE and grinded it! She's got 15 little candles set out wif dez little holders anna she buried birdie hearts anna other goodies in dere den frosted it wif creamed butternut an thick cream. I WANTS SUM NOEW! (so does Aunti Mabel). Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! -- |
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Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!
yeUP, diz saownd wunnerful inddedy weh twied sum pumpkin pie filling, but nun uf us wiked et. Nope. Weh are ulreddy tu goe Anti Mabel's Birfday Bash n we hab uh nise gifty fur hueself, n we rnt skared uf hur eethue. Nope, n da bitties, Tygur n Mayzy wyl be umkay wif hur tu. Da fudz saown gud, speshly da turkeyburd n da samonfishies. weh habnt twied duck, or da uthur fishies. but weh wyl twy innyfing unse. n so duz da maze fingy. Luffs Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps, BobQat n Mimzy diz sowndz wunnerfulz,... six cats prepur ta arrife... btw daisy, make urwn hoomin sharez dat pumpkin pie wif ursef, itz truly a gud hoomin fud, OEJ the partikular. Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. See, Meowmie cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. Dat means, a biggie birdie! Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest dark meat dat time! Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we has to make due wif the white meat. I peeked though and dis time she's made a BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud gud as dere's 6 of us (3 2foots and 3 4foots). I asked Meowmie iffin we kin host a little party here fur Aunti Mabel's 15th birthday anna she smiled anna made eben MORE room! I sawz. She wroten down 2 duckies! 2 big Turkey birdees! I peeked anna she's got 3 whole flounder fishies anna whole one of dem big red fleshed fishies dats close to 18 lbs. Meowmie sez, lets hab a parti! Wez all cleaning up anna be ready fur you all who'z wanna come by 23 November. You'z all gonna lov mai back porch! Dem as has doggie friends, kin perch anna watch dem play inna maze meowmie makes wif my Charlotte-buddy. Dey runs about anna gets treats while we lafs anna gets our treats brought to usuns. O t rubs his belly hen calls Harri. Hey dere boogtifulz girl cat, iz u readi ta stardt da holiday sezon. I be dere ta git urselfz soom and we wil go wishez auntie mable a happi day. Come on Lizzy it ur glad rags on it is pardiee timez!!! gud gud gud! Meowmie jus came back frum dat place dat sells all dem birdies! She's got all dat we wanted anna is plotting special treats. Yesterdauy she went to date store dat sells all dem live blue crabbies. Iffin youz a bold kittah, you kin play wif dem before we cooks'em. Dey will be inna dey red cooler wif the lid ajar anna sleepy like on ice but dey wakes up fast iffin ya poke'em. Wez also got a huge red salmon surrounded by shrimpies wif the heads still on! Fur those who like a little veggies, wez gonna have steamed green beans (Cash and Aunti Mabel like's em so I think doggies must) anna buternut squashes (I likes a little mashed up maiself). Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! -- |
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