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Dis iz howwible!
Hihi Kitties!
I've been treated howwibly by my hooman dis past week! Hez doink sumfin called "re-dekowating" which meenz dat myownself haz had to stay wif da liddle ol lady downstairs durinkda day while strange hoomanz com into MY compartment an put awful smellink stuff on da wallz an ceilinks. Den wen da furless won letz me in, da furniture is in da middle uv won room, and all miksed up, and my toys iz paked away. No dat dese gise he cawls "painterz" is gone, the furniture iz all miksed up again cawz hez doink sumfin cawled "cleaning a nd waxing". Nuffin lukz da same! He telz me dat it will all be bak likes it wuz by Toosday, but I don kno bout disstuff. Why can't hoominz leaff tings alone! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs 3/26/2005 12:06:30 PM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com |
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Mlle. Ana=EFs ^..^ wrote: Hihi Kitties! I've been treated howwibly by my hooman dis past week! Hez doink sumfin called "re-dekowating" which meenz dat myownself haz had to stay wif da liddle ol lady downstairs durinkda day while strange hoomanz com into MY compartment an put awful smellink stuff on da wallz an ceilinks. Den wen da furless won letz me in, da furniture is in da middle uv won room, and all miksed up, and my toys iz paked away. No dat dese gise he cawls "painterz" is gone, the furniture iz all miksed up again cawz hez doink sumfin cawled "cleaning a nd waxing". Nuffin lukz da same! He telz me dat it will all be bak likes it wuz by Toosday, but I don kno bout disstuff. Why can't hoominz leaff tings alone! -- Purrs, Mlle. Ana=EFs 3/26/2005 12:06:30 PM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com Humans have a very serious disease called Spring Cleaning that happens at this time of year. We don't understand it at all but a lot of them do it and there seems to be nothing that can be done to stop it. Chester, Clarence and Nathan |
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Humans have a very serious disease called Spring Cleaning that happens
at this time of year. We don't understand it at all but a lot of them do it and there seems to be nothing that can be done to stop it. Chester, Clarence and Nathan [A fluffy-tailed Amelia speaks up] Anais, that's terrible! If you want I'll come over and hiss-spit at the hoomins responsible for that mess. Fortunately our humans are what they describe as "slobs", so they don't do that spring cleaning stuff. Amelia |
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"ClowderCat" wrote in message
oups.com... Humans have a very serious disease called Spring Cleaning that happens at this time of year. We don't understand it at all but a lot of them do it and there seems to be nothing that can be done to stop it. Chester, Clarence and Nathan That muss be whut owr Meowmie haz bin doin. Sheze bin moovin stufz frum upstares to downstares, then from downstares to tha patio, then from tha patio to beyond-tha-patio where the metalmonsters are. Sum of thoze stufz wuz reely big an sum uv them wuz lowd when she dropt them on tha flor or throwed them down tha stares. Sum uv them was bokses, so we thawt they wuz fur us, but she didnt let us hav them or tha stufz in them. Sundance, wondering what the world is coming to when kitties can't have the boxes |
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Sundance wrote: "ClowderCat" wrote in message oups.com... Humans have a very serious disease called Spring Cleaning that happens at this time of year. We don't understand it at all but a lot of them do it and there seems to be nothing that can be done to stop it. Chester, Clarence and Nathan That muss be whut owr Meowmie haz bin doin. Sheze bin moovin stufz frum upstares to downstares, then from downstares to tha patio, then from tha patio to beyond-tha-patio where the metalmonsters are. Sum of thoze stufz wuz reely big an sum uv them wuz lowd when she dropt them on tha flor or throwed them down tha stares. Sum uv them was bokses, so we thawt they wuz fur us, but she didnt let us hav them or tha stufz in them. Sundance, wondering what the world is coming to when kitties can't have the boxes Mom's showing signs up that disease. She took out all of our newspapers yesterday. Chester, Clarence and Nathan |
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On March 28, 2005 07:06 pmClowderCat wrote:
Sundance wrote: "ClowderCat" wrote in message oups.com... Humans have a very serious disease called Spring Cleaning that happens at this time of year. We don't understand it at all but a lot of them do it and there seems to be nothing that can be done to stop it. Chester, Clarence and Nathan That muss be whut owr Meowmie haz bin doin. Sheze bin moovin stufz frum upstares to downstares, then from downstares to tha patio, then from tha patio to beyond-tha-patio where the metalmonsters are. Sum of thoze stufz wuz reely big an sum uv them wuz lowd when she dropt them on tha flor or throwed them down tha stares. Sum uv them was bokses, so we thawt they wuz fur us, but she didnt let us hav them or tha stufz in them. Sundance, wondering what the world is coming to when kitties can't have the boxes Mom's showing signs up that disease. She took out all of our newspapers yesterday. Fred showed signs of it last week. He cleened the kitchen and hallway, he smeared thick white stuff in places on da wall and when it was dry he sanded it smooth. Then he dug out a large can frum da bassment and shook and shook and shook it and it frightened usses a lttle but he said we shoodn't be skared. Then when we thot he'd totally lost it, he put the can back and just seemed to forghet about it. What duz in mean, "Wrong paint?" We thot he might have the disease agayn this mornin wif boxes moved all over da place and da kitchen all cleaned up,... well, mostly, but it was a false alarm. It wuz just a nephew comin fur a visit. Effury thing is back to normal tonite, well, exceptin when he was goin tu let Ryan and I look out da door, (he just opens it a crak and it's frustratin cuz I can't get out dat little crack just loook and listen and sniff), anyway when he opend da door tonite, he gasped and I ran away and he went outside and da metalmonster made growling noises and when he came back in da metalmonster's eyes weren't shining anymore. Fred said it was furry gudgud that he lets usses look out da door. Well, I couda told him dat!!! -- Regards Diana with Ryan syanding by and our hooman, Fred, (Remove FFFf from ourownselves email address to reply, if by email). |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 18:42:47 -0800, Amelia T Cat wrote:
[A fluffy-tailed Amelia speaks up] Anais, that's terrible! If you want I'll come over and hiss-spit at the hoomins responsible for that mess. Fortunately our humans are what they describe as "slobs", so they don't do that spring cleaning stuff. Amelia Hihi Amelia! Wee da compartment iz kinda bak to normal 'cept dat effurryting smelz difurent an haz diffurent colorz! An he gottid rid uv da watermonster bed fur a regular won! Dis haz greatly disturbed my faforite place fur daytime naps! And I iz filthy frum all uv dat plaster dust and udder dust - I needz a day uv beauty so I'ze can be fluffy again! Deze hoomanz - re-dekoratink - hisspit! (Human note: Everytime I go into the bathroom, she jumps in the tub and meows quite loudly at me - she wants her bath, but will have to wait until Saturday - that's no after-work job!) -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs 3/29/2005 1:16:56 PM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com |
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"Sundance" wrote in message m... "ClowderCat" wrote in message oups.com... Humans have a very serious disease called Spring Cleaning that happens at this time of year. We don't understand it at all but a lot of them do it and there seems to be nothing that can be done to stop it. Chester, Clarence and Nathan That muss be whut owr Meowmie haz bin doin. Sheze bin moovin stufz frum upstares to downstares, then from downstares to tha patio, then from tha patio to beyond-tha-patio where the metalmonsters are. Sum of thoze stufz wuz reely big an sum uv them wuz lowd when she dropt them on tha flor or throwed them down tha stares. Sum uv them was bokses, so we thawt they wuz fur us, but she didnt let us hav them or tha stufz in them. Sundance, wondering what the world is coming to when kitties can't have the boxes Mine Meowmee neeld deown an pulled stuff owta da boddum kitshun kabnetz. Day reeeleee rattult!. Den hur kleent da drawerz. Hur had tu emtee da trash can twize! Da gud nuuz iz dat hur fynnellee watsht mine look-owt-at-da wurld windo, an uhbowt tyme! Pitoonya |
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Mlle. Ana=EFs ^..^ wrote: On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 18:42:47 -0800, Amelia T Cat wrote: [A fluffy-tailed Amelia speaks up] Anais, that's terrible! If you want I'll come over and hiss-spit at the hoomins responsible for that mess. Fortunately our humans are what they describe as "slobs", so they don't do that spring cleaning stuff. Amelia Hihi Amelia! Wee da compartment iz kinda bak to normal 'cept dat effurryting smelz difurent an haz diffurent colorz! An he gottid rid uv da watermonster bed fur a regular won! Dis haz greatly disturbed my faforite place fur daytime naps! And I iz filthy frum all uv dat plaster dust and udder dust - I needz a day uv beauty so I'ze can be fluffy again! Deze hoomanz - re-dekoratink - hisspit! (Human note: Everytime I go into the bathroom, she jumps in the tub and meows quite loudly at me - she wants her bath, but will have to wait until Saturday - that's no after-work job!) -- Purrs, Mlle. Ana=EFs 3/29/2005 1:16:56 PM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com Do you really want a b*th, like your human just said you do???? Why????? Chester, Clarence and Nathan, shuddering at the thought of watermonsters |
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"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
... Mine Meowmee neeld deown an pulled stuff owta da boddum kitshun kabnetz. Day reeeleee rattult!. Den hur kleent da drawerz. Hur had tu emtee da trash can twize! Da gud nuuz iz dat hur fynnellee watsht mine look-owt-at-da wurld windo, an uhbowt tyme! Pitoonya Kabnetz? Did yur Meowmie let yoo go in da kabnetz, huh, huh, huh? We duznt git to go in owr kabnetz, essept fur wun dat duznt hab much innit. Rebecca |
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