Twas the night before Xmas by Mischief

Meowmie hasn't taken us to TED yet, but i have this feeling she will
soon. She always goes away this time of year and abandons us. But it
is strange she has not left yet. since it is Xmas eve we normally are
at TED's by now.

Think i heard her mumbling about working at TED, and how they wouldn't
let her go home for Xmas. Well maybe then it's time for her to come to
her senses and stop WORKING for TED. DUH!!!

So anyway since she is home, i decided to take over her camera and the
computer to list my own version of that silly hoomin poem. Imp is my
cameraman so hopefully the photos will turn out ok.

"Ooooooooo, can I help?"

GET OUT OF HERE MAYHEM!! This is for PURRMENANT residents ONLY.

Ahem......


Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house;
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse
(cause the mouse was killed DED!! D-E-D DED!!)
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/krysfa...24.jpg&.src=ph
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/krysfa...3d.jpg&.src=ph

"Yep cause I KILLED it!!!"

You did NOT!!! I was the mighty hunter!

"But Mischief, that's my head in the picture and....."

I said, SCRAM!!!!!!

Now then,

The stockings were hung by the heater with care,
In hopes someone names Santy Claws would soon be there.
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/krysfa...ca.jpg&.src=ph
With Mama Kristen gone and since Mayhem took the bed
Imp and I took our late evening nap on Mama Kristen's bed instead

When all of a sudden there arose such a clatter
I merely flicked an ear to hear what was the matter

The ruckus continued so I came out to see
Imp on his back attacking a branch on the tree
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/krysfa...ac.jpg&.src=ph
The fatso was an amateur, and because i'm the ONE
I jumped up to show him just how it was done

You gotta bat the balls and bend the branches into a wreath
And make sure you don't forget the GREEBLINGS underneath
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/krysfa...b3.jpg&.src=ph

I hope Mayehm gets coal, or taken away
But Mama Kristi says its a present to us that she's going to stay
Whether i'll get used to her or not, that remains to be seen,
But i'll make sure she ALWAYS knows that I am the QUEEN!
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/krysfa...47.jpg&.src=ph
Tomorrow we shall feast and drink our Catsip(milk)
Though I spy the cat carriers so we might be going on a trip

Mama Kristi has plugged in the tree and it is such a sight
and it's a great playground to play in at night
So now here's the end of my poem, i'll upload it and turn off the light
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/krysfa...f5.jpg&.src=ph


Merry Christmas from Mischief and Imp, and I guess Mayhem too

"Wow, really?"
I'm only saying that to please Mama Kristi, so DON'T push your luck



Happy holidays from Kristi!

Great pics and great poem! Thanks.
Best wishes,
Polonca and Soncek

Mischief wrote:

Meowmie hasn't taken us to TED yet, but i have this feeling she will
soon. She always goes away this time of year and abandons us. But it
is strange she has not left yet. since it is Xmas eve we normally are
at TED's by now.

Think i heard her mumbling about working at TED, and how they wouldn't
let her go home for Xmas. Well maybe then it's time for her to come to
her senses and stop WORKING for TED. DUH!!!

So anyway since she is home, i decided to take over her camera and the
computer to list my own version of that silly hoomin poem. Imp is my
cameraman so hopefully the photos will turn out ok.

"Ooooooooo, can I help?"

GET OUT OF HERE MAYHEM!! This is for PURRMENANT residents ONLY.

Ahem......


Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house;
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse
(cause the mouse was killed DED!! D-E-D DED!!)
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/krysfa...24.jpg&.src=ph
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/krysfa...3d.jpg&.src=ph
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On 24 Dec 2005 13:50:22 -0800, "Mischief"
yodeled:

Meowmie hasn't taken us to TED yet, but i have this feeling she will
soon. She always goes away this time of year and abandons us. But it
is strange she has not left yet. since it is Xmas eve we normally are
at TED's by now.

Think i heard her mumbling about working at TED, and how they wouldn't
let her go home for Xmas. Well maybe then it's time for her to come to
her senses and stop WORKING for TED. DUH!!!

So anyway since she is home, i decided to take over her camera and the
computer to list my own version of that silly hoomin poem. Imp is my
cameraman so hopefully the photos will turn out ok.

"Ooooooooo, can I help?"

GET OUT OF HERE MAYHEM!! This is for PURRMENANT residents ONLY.

Ahem......


Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house;
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse
(cause the mouse was killed DED!! D-E-D DED!!)
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/krysfa...24.jpg&.src=ph
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/krysfa...3d.jpg&.src=ph

"Yep cause I KILLED it!!!"

You did NOT!!! I was the mighty hunter!

"But Mischief, that's my head in the picture and....."

I said, SCRAM!!!!!!

Now then,

The stockings were hung by the heater with care,
In hopes someone names Santy Claws would soon be there.
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/krysfa...ca.jpg&.src=ph
With Mama Kristen gone and since Mayhem took the bed
Imp and I took our late evening nap on Mama Kristen's bed instead

When all of a sudden there arose such a clatter
I merely flicked an ear to hear what was the matter

The ruckus continued so I came out to see
Imp on his back attacking a branch on the tree
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/krysfa...ac.jpg&.src=ph
The fatso was an amateur, and because i'm the ONE
I jumped up to show him just how it was done

You gotta bat the balls and bend the branches into a wreath
And make sure you don't forget the GREEBLINGS underneath
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/krysfa...b3.jpg&.src=ph

I hope Mayehm gets coal, or taken away
But Mama Kristi says its a present to us that she's going to stay
Whether i'll get used to her or not, that remains to be seen,
But i'll make sure she ALWAYS knows that I am the QUEEN!
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/krysfa...47.jpg&.src=ph
Tomorrow we shall feast and drink our Catsip(milk)
Though I spy the cat carriers so we might be going on a trip

Mama Kristi has plugged in the tree and it is such a sight
and it's a great playground to play in at night
So now here's the end of my poem, i'll upload it and turn off the light
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/krysfa...f5.jpg&.src=ph


Merry Christmas from Mischief and Imp, and I guess Mayhem too

"Wow, really?"
I'm only saying that to please Mama Kristi, so DON'T push your luck



Happy holidays from Kristi!


THATS FUNNY TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

DANTE


Theresa
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Make Levees, Not War

Mischief wrote:
snip poem

Merry Christmas from Mischief and Imp, and I guess Mayhem too

Wow, good work Kris... ummm... Mischief. Merry Xmas to the whole bunch
of you!

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
marina (dot) kurten (at) iki (dot) fi
Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki